Lore Olympus: Volume Two by Rachel Smythe
"'If I lose, I'll take no for an answer. If I win, y-you have to give me a job.'
'Did you forget I'm King here?'"
Year Read: 2023
Rating: 3/5
Flash Book Review: Second verse, same as the first.
Thoughts: I don't have a lot to add about this second instalment that I haven't already said about the first. I liked it for all the same reasons, and the quality is pretty consistent. Since it originated as a web toon, I think the only notable thing is that the over-arching story doesn't fit the structure of a novel so well. There's not a lot of sense that the story has progressed in a significant way here, nor is there much closure on any plot or thematic elements, but that's fine. It's a common problem in comics as a whole (and even when a story does end to satisfaction there, it'll get a reboot or a retcon or both in another year or two).
I like the slow burn on Hades and Persephone's relationship, although I find the focus on their age gap a bit odd in a story about immortals. (Was there a reason Persephone had to be nineteen while Hades is thousands of years old, or are we just setting this up for a major daddy kink later on?) My favorite part was some truly dark and beautiful panels where Persephone is trapped in Tartarus and Hades comes to her rescue-- just gorgeous art there, and we really get a sense of the connection already developing between them despite the outside obstacles. As always, looking forward to what's next!
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WE DID IT GAMERS
EDIT: Since this post has been getting a LOT of attention, please see my other post about how to successfully knock her out (it's trickier than you may think)
EDIT2: With Patch 6, Larian has made it so you basically just have to literally knock Minthara out (no need to mess with that "Temporarily Hostile" bit), so I'll use this space to link to any and all tests I've done to confirm this.
EDIT III: As of hotfix 21, the game will no longer forget you defeated Minthara if you long rested after knocking her out but before defeating the other goblin leaders. Feel free to rest up before taking on Dro Ragzlin now!
Test 1: KO at the Grove Battle
Test 2: KO after initiating combat through dialogue
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everyone talks about the clothing store and honestly everyone is expected to wear stuff from that store and you're a little young and curious, and what's the harm of looking. it's in all the magazines and everyone knows okay some of the things are ugly but! like generally everyone thinks we should be wearing these clothes. they're elite. they're precious. they are a symbol of wealth and status.
you walk into the clothing store and see a very nice sweater and you've been wanting to stay warm so you pick up the sweater. it turns immediately into a horrible fizzing froth, rushing over your skin, faintly acidic. it's tacky, it leaves behind a residue. horrified and a little ashamed - did you do it wrong? - you reach out blindly and your hands find a shirt. that one dissolves too. you think of the phrase you break it, you bought it. how much money did you just accidentally spend on that shirt and that sweater, both things that you'll never be able to wear.
more confused than anything, you turn to the first person you see, but she's experiencing the same thing, her brows furrowed. "i've been here since i was 13," she says. "one of these days i'll actually get to try on something."
you were raised with horror movies, so you look for an escape instead of trying to stay. you go to the front desk and wait in the front line and when you finally get to the front, a very angry man is sitting there, scowling at you. "i think your store is broken," you say to him. "i can't pick up any of your clothes. they don't work."
it is as if you have said something vile. every person within earshot takes a step back from you. the man gives you a cool look. "these clothes are good for you," he says.
"no, i know that," you've read about them, "but i can't seem to actually hold them."
again, everyone seems to think you've said the wrong thing. some of them are holding shirts, so obviously some clothes work. those are the people you hear whispering first. lazy. someone murmurs. i managed fine, you hear. i just had to keep trying.
the man taps a sign next to him. in big bold print: not everyone can have this.
"okay, um. if you're not going to be helpful, i'm just going to... not buy this," you manage, feeling yourself flush with heat. why are you so embarrassed? their clothes are the thing that aren't working.
"i don't have time for people who don't dress themselves well," he says. "it's disgusting."
you don't know what else to say because actually you dress fine, you're pretty sure, you're just not in their clothes. you leave the store.
but your hands are still tacky from before. you find yourself weirdly sensitive about your clothes. maybe you should go back in, try again? there were people who were able to make the clothes stay present, you might have just been doing something weird.
plus there's the rest of the world. how people look at you in airports. how shame rushes over your cheeks during job interviews, worried you don't look "professional" enough. the people across you are all wearing those clothes, and you're not. in the doctor's office, the nurse's eyebrows skyrocket. are you sure you actually went into the store and tried on the clothes? you're staring at her - i'm here to see about my cough, not about my wardrobe.
but of course it fucking matters. when you google it, you find out that most people can only hold onto the clothes for about two years or so, and then they fizzle out too. that the clothes only "stick" for 5% of customers. it just means that any person in those clothes matters more. it's a scarcity. at first, you're horrified by the idea of something that almost never works. but you learn it soon enough: being in the 5% means you have taste, class, are exceptionally pretty.
you try to ask why exactly it's these clothes, but you usually are answered with an eye roll. you ask why the prices are so high. why nobody seems to care about the way their clothes leave that weird strange residue for years later. there's a sizing chart online you find, hoping it might explain your weird inability to lift anything. most of the news articles all read the same thing - this chart was made by someone cruel and definitely isn't accurate, but for some reason it is still used as our golden rule.
so you go again. you fall too. it's worth it to try. even kind of ironically. even kind of privately, shamefully. this time you go and manage to hold onto socks, but it means you sometimes get that strange residue on your floors. you get used to the tackiness after a while, but when you manage to hold onto pants, you discover the tackiness spreads. sure, it's irritating - this sense there's a barrier between everything you touch, even you and your friends - but it's worth it, because people notice you're in those pants. and you don't want to be one of the 95% who lose them after all this fucking work you put in, so you let the tack get all over everything until it dries down into a fine powder that coats your floor in a brick red flurry. when you walk, your footprints look bloody, so you just learn to step gently.
and since it worked for you once, like gambling - you will come back. you will teach others how to get into the store. you will tell your own children - oh, you just have to keep trying at the clothing store. you will let others treat you badly when you are not wearing the right things. you will spend all that money over and over and over again and you will feel ugly if you are not wearing their brand. you are simply treated better if you dress like this. you feel better if you dress like this, secretly winning over your friends who are between sizes. it doesn't matter how much time you spend at the store, missing birthday cakes and parties because you're trying to make a dress look nice before dissolving. what matters is that when it works, all that relief and joy and peace rushes in. when it works, people finally love you again.
the diet industry promises you - it'll all be okay, once you're thin.
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A Touch of Darkness by Scarlett St. Clair
"'Life is hard out there, Hades, and sometimes living it is penance enough. Mortals need hope, not threats of punishment.'"
Year Read: 2023
Rating: 3/5
Thoughts: Lore Olympus set me on a Greek mythology kick, with emphasis on Hades/Persephone stories. One of the nice things about being a book hoarder is that I had at least two more to choose from just waiting for this mood to strike (and probably more that I've forgotten, let's be real, since I absolutely did not remember buying that copy of Neon Gods-- where did it even come from?). Again, this is by no means a work of great literature, and it's pretty average as far as Greek myths and romance novels go too, but I'm enjoying anything that actually makes me want to read these days. I like the characters and the world, and I like that it doesn't make a lot of mental or emotional demands on me as a reader.
St. Clair's contemporary adaptation is a little darker and sexier than Lore Olympus's, and I like what they both bring to the table. I especially enjoyed the similarity of Hades to a crossroads demon, bargaining with mortals for their souls in order to make them conquer their weaknesses. Persephone doesn't have a lot of personality by comparison, but she has a decent arc over the course of the novel. There aren't a lot of wrenches to throw in that relationship, but there's plenty of banter and smut, as well as some decent attempts at a healthy relationship and communicating through issues.
By comparison, the side characters are a bit lackluster though, and I never felt that invested in the minor dramas with Lexa or Adonis. There are also some pacing issues, which might just be a side effect of a first novel. There are some odd time jumps and random sex scenes like we had to meet a quota in order to be classified as steamy romance. I would have preferred a little more focus on some of the plot issues, which are glossed over very quickly at times. Regardless, this is fun for what it is, and I'll likely pick up the next books on a case by case basis.
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Are people allowed to request more than one creature?
If so please consider sham hatwitch from the dragon quest series ^^
Yes absolutely!!!That is 1000% okay as long as it doesnt become spam (my definition is like ~5 requests for 2 or more of the same guy in the span of 1-2 days)
Ok review time
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SHAM HATWITCH FROM DRAGON QUEST!
From @spoofsies
Design; 9/10 - stub legs!! he's doing a little dance!!! He reminds me of lechonk from pokemon but that might just be me idk. One of my favorite character design tropes is "little guy hides under disguise"!! Also I love the hats scary face!
Purpose/Effectiveness; 8/10 okay i still dont know anything about dragonquest but i did a lot more research this time!! The wiki said that it was a monster with a low-level attack, making me think that it's probably one of the first you encounter in the game. Honestly this is really good low-level enemy design! It isnt that scary or imposing, but still enough to let the player know it is gonna attack you. Also wizard hat + using magic! We stan magic boars here!! From what the wiki also said it looks like it has other varients?? So as you go into more dangerous places you encounter more dangerous hatwitches?? That is actually really cool if it's true
Overall; 9/10 - this little piggy cursed your entire bloodline
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So Vana the ever young is the goddess of spring and new growth.
What if this means elven children only grow in spring? They stay the same size for most of the year and in two to four months they get all the growth of the rest of the year.
It would be especially noticeable in infants and toddlers, and I bet elven women plan when to get pregnant and give birth based on the seasons. If your baby is born at midsummer, you'll have a newborn for over eight months, with all the attention they require. But if you give birth in winter, the baby will quickly enough move on to eating soft foods - and rolling around to discover their play area. It's a very personal decision, and I doubt there's a consensus as to which is best.
And it's not only babies that have this stair-stepped growth. Height and weight are the most prominent with older children, but it's still seen as best not to teach upsetting topics in midwinter, in case your child is just on the cusp of being mature enough to handle it. (And a lot of allosexual elves report their first teenage crush occurring in spring, as puberty hits like a freight train.)
This also impacts clothing choices. Children wear elaborate embroidery to winter festivals, having most of a year to make the garment in the proper size. Spring clothing is loose and designed to expose forearms and shins, so that if a child grows two inches taller between the start of the week and the end they can still be dressed. Summer clothing is slightly better fitted but still very plain and simple, as there's no time for elaborate detailing between when the kid pauses growth for the year and when they need to wear it.
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