#questions for a spoiler stream

[kainekron]

list of things to ask Brandon Sanderson if I ever get a chance

1. can a Nicroboost affect other types of magic and can durluimn do the same?

2. can multiple Kandra control a very large body like an elephant

3. hoid once said he was born as "words on a page" does this mean he is the product of an arranged marriage? as in was he stipulated on a contract at some point and stole himself? [reference to this comment on reddit]

4. does playing the flute have any thematic or magical significance in the cosmere: because all of the people who are predominant characters and play the flute all fall into morally grey to dark so it just feels like it's important

5. do you intentionally start blinding moash more and more throughout the series?

6. can a dead blade link up with an occupied ruby like one with a flame spren or stormlight in it and would that effect anything?

7. does opening up a perpendicularity on an uninhabited planet make it gain a subastral?

8. could they have stuck jezrien's soul back into a body through hemalurgy

9. what Original shard holders are you planning on using as the main Cast for dragon steel?

10. can Edgedancers and Dustbringers use Abrasion to increase friction, also will we get more dustbringers in book 5?

11. can Living blades form into mechanical contraptions like levers or locks?

12. what cosmere character would have the easiest time reaching the 5th ideal, and in which order?

13. do the sleepless have any Shard blades or plates of their own?

14. does Elendle have Metal-born specific sports?

15. has Hoid ever bumped into someone pretending to be Hoid?

16. Does Zellion like instant noodles?

17. can a Skaze bond a person the same as a Seon?

18. who would you say is the freest person in the cosmere?

19. could Raoden have united the Alethi high princes in the same time frame dalinar had?

20. on the voidbinding chart bondsmiths and truthwatchers are not attached to any surges. why?

21. how much help would Steris have been in solving the diagram?

22. can you give us other types of aether spores I assume their was a type that glowed that was part of the flare

23. what is Khriss's opinion on the existence of bone spores

24. who was hoid telling the story too

25. Is a rubik's cube and other puzzles more feminine or masculine to Vorin culture

26. do you do any specific research/worldbuilding on your flora

27. what elements are the crimson spores

28. if Re-Shephir had bonded shallan like she wanted would Shallan have become a midnight Aether born

29. is Maben one of the members of the diagram the kandra?

30. Does Kelsier still have a spiritual aspect?

31. is Zahel being affected by the use of stormlight instead of breath?

32. Glys Tumi and the other enlightened spren were dead eyes right?

33. what do the people of era 2 use as fuel from the fossil that Vasher showed Kal I got the notion that it most worlds of the cosmere haven't had the time to develop that kind of stuff so is it artificial like inedible talo oil? or did harmony use magic to give them petroleum? [answer]

#cosmere #brandon sanderson #mistborn #cosmere spoilers #the stormlight archive #stormlight archive #questions for a spoiler stream #dustbringers #edgedancers #knights radiant #Kandra #bondsmith #i'll add more later #probably #ssp1 #ssp1 spoilers #tress of the emerald sea

[akairokara]

this is for the chatter in secret sleepover society’s stream who said “yeah id read doujinshi of jowd and cabanela”

#ghost trick #secret sleepover society #why isn’t there more stuff of them <- guy who’s only at chapter 9 #no spoilers pls 🙏😓 im watching along w the stream but im so tempted to find a full lp cos i wanna know what happens #what does that cat have to do with it. Is sissel a cat #timelines?? hello?? 🙋‍♂️ i have questions #fools art

[simpbitchhere]

Accidentally falls for director clavell instead of the cute girls and emo artist gym leader like I originally planned

I like you peepaw

#he came in lik how do tou do fellow kids #fucking cheugy part #randomly plays wheres waldo in ionos stream #spoilers #im pretty sure #pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #director clavell #clive too lmao technically #my dumbass was so shocked from him asking me this question #that i forgot to screenshot the moment #so i googled clavell and the part he asks cheugy #i actually own violet not scarlet #lets pretend he has a purple suit

[the-gene-mile]

HOLY SHIT THIS EP WAS INSANE

#am i just easy to please or r they just coming out swinging this season #put this on streaming NOW i need to collect more screenshots #the way boblin immediately knew rudy was lying and how louise went with him ouughh the belchers care abt this boy so much #good bits in there too. “food? question mark?” personal fav #also i love how they continued w rudy liking magic!! iirc that was introduced in apple gore-chard? i love continuity in my episodic shows #shoutout to the piracy site i used for buffering a bunch and messing up like 80% of my screenshots. can't have shit in this house #bob's burgers #bb spoilers #rambles

[larrylimericks]

3Nov22

**My Policeman spoilers**

Their love lived in whispers and hushes, Thieved glances and soft hidden touches. A graze of a finger For decades would linger — Time lost then time found ’tween brave brushes.

#larry #harry #harry styles #my policeman #my policeman spoilers #spoilers #actor harry #mp started streaming on amazon prime #it's transcendent #i read the book last year and the movie still managed to crush me #the cast were brilliant #harry's getting shit on by haters but he really does a magnificent job #especially in the scene where he shows up drunk at patrick's #i know it's irrelevant to compare mp and dwd #but it's interesting to me that dwd left me with a lot of questions in a frustrating way #while mp left me with a lot of questions in a provocative and contemplative way #there were so many heart-stopping moments #but fuck ... when harry's finger brushes patrick's neck the first time #fuck fuck fuck #that was so beautifully crafted and acted #david is just insanely talented #and harry's scene on the beach before going to patrick's the first time is underrated #thoughts were being thunk #the turmoil of the crashing waves #his fate was sealed #and i will never be over the secret-touching larry parallels #limerick-hs #november 3 #2022

[alienssstufff]

My toxic trait is thinking I could have easily rebutted most of the stuff in that debate (anxiety, i absolutely wouldn’t have)

#qsmp spoilers #but for realz u can find a lot of holes in each candidate’s approach to answers as long as u ask the right questions #idk why I’m obsessed with this stream I keep dissecting what everyone says #and ​picking up habits

[seek--rest]

Please don’t shoot me but I could never get on board with Rina because (even with how toxic they were) S1 Rini had my heart 🫣

But seeing from everyone’s reactions I’m glad the Rina shippers have been fed good because they are really good and Gina’s the best character out of the entire show by far.

I’d never shoot you for a different opinion; my rage is reserved for clowns and racists.

Honestly I know I’m too grown for this show because the way people argue about these ships is very junior high. AND the revisionist history to argue that Rina was endgame from the very start when it is very clear, to me a grown ass adult who even learned more about this show after drivers license dropped (also learning who Olivia Rodrigo is), that Rini was the intended endgame and would’ve been had Olivia’s career not blown up the way it did.

Maybe the revisionist history comes from a response of anger at the racism Gina receives or if it’s just childish bickering but either way, I’m very pleased with how things turned out even if it stretches logical explanation a bit too much for me towards the end

#seek streams #hsmtmts #hsmtmts spoilers #EJ Especially saying with his whole chest that high school is the best time of life #and the narrative never questioning that???? #sweetheart that is loser behavior #EJ peaking in high school makes sense but still #also the whole last half of the finale was just… too much #I can accept the unrealistic movie set things for the entire season #but a press conference given by a 16 year old deciding the fate of a movie is a step too far

[highestqualitytrash]

hi wait hi hello? so im rereading NtN and i just caught a brief hint of a metanarrator that i completely missed the first time around — when Hot Sauce and Nona are talking about the Angel before the broadcast, and the text says,

“Nona was so cowed that she didn’t even ask what part of you the asset was.”

this entire books been in third person up to this point (unless i missed something) so i didnt think to be looking for any fun secret narrator tricks like from HtN (shame on me ig). now im simply enthralled by trying to figure out who the corresponding “me” would be — and there would have to be a “me”, right? to call someone “you” is to address them directly, and in this instance seems to imply at least a cursory personal familiarity as well — my only thought right now is harrow, just bc its her body so maybe she’s in the back of alecto/nona’s mind the way that alecto was in the back of hers after breaking into the tomb? but that seems a little flimsy as a theory, not to mention that when gideon was narrating from the back of harrows mind she was speaking in second person for the most part, never third person, and only on like, one occasion pre-murdernight did she use first person

something that i also just realized is really weird is that the “you” is not referring to the body being followed by the narration, which kind of further kills the harrow theory for me, personally. like, it feels like our metanarrator, despite following nona’s POV, is not that well acquainted with her at all/actually “”affiliated”” with her body, since the only deviation from third-person in NtN (thus far) is with a person that nona barely knows, and is not to our knowledge known by either harrow or gideon — the only other person that i think has ever resided within that body is wake who…. maybe knew the angel? depending on how long angel’s been affiliated with BOE. there was also that line from We Suffer about posthumous contact — theres a possibility that wake found out about the angel from there, but that still wouldnt explain what the hell wake’s doing narrating this, so it’s probably not her anyway

#tlt #nona the ninth #tlt spoilers #has anyone else picked up on this? i havent finished my reread yet but i’ll keep an eye out for future instances #its fascinating to think that the entirety of nona’s pov is somehow being addressed/relayed to the angel #(to me the ‘you’ in question seems to HAVE to refer to the angel — but if anyone has any alternative readings i’d love to hear it!) #and i dont even have the slightest inkling as to who the metanarrator might be #as you can tell by my stream of consciousness theorizing lol

[spectrum-color]

And Fitz and the Fool went into the memory stone together. That seems like the perfect ending for their characters and the story.

#rote readthrough #realm of the elderings #rote #the fool #fitzloved #nighteyes spirit was there too #which I still find kind of confusing #they’ll always be together now #though it does raise some questions about when they run into others in the skill stream #like will shrewd be like hey my old jester #chade will get it #fitz and the fool spoilers #fitzchivalry farseer

[sun-is-a-square]

I want so badly to talk about Wilbur’s finale from a lore perspective. To dissect how heartbreaking c!Tommy’s reaction was, how bittersweet the goodbye was. I want to praise Tommy’s acting and Wilbur’s writing. I want to rant about narrative parallels.

But every time I try to my brain gets stuck on the fact that c!Wilbur is from FUCKING UTAH

#c!wilbur get out of my state challenge #> wilbur finale lore spoilers #wilbur finale #also this raises QUESTIONS #if c!wilbur’s letter to c!eret mentioned UT was he fucking with them bcz he knew they’d be confused? #or is c!eret from utah too?? did they work at the same gas station?? #if c!philza is c!wilbur’s father #is c!philza from utah? or did he at least live there while raising c!wilbur? #does the dsmp take place on planet earth or is it another dimension #does cc!wilbur exist on c!wilbur’s version of utah #does c!wilbur get home only to find out some british dude with his face and name roleplayed the events of his life for the past two years #does c!wilbur live in a version of earth where the content creators of the dsmp just dont exist/dont stream? #WHAT ABOUT C!FUNDY #WAS C!FUNDY BORN AND RAISED IN UTAH OR HE BORN IN THE DSMP #DOES HE KNOW HIS FATHERS’ ORIGINS #OR WAS C!WILBUR IN THE DSMP UNIVERSE LONG ENOUGH TO CONCEIVE & RAISE A CHILD?? #IS C!WILBUR PRESUMED DEAD BY THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY IN HIS VERSION OF UTAH

[goldicthehedgefox]

Couldn't stay for a long time but your stream was pretty fun to watch!! Hope you had fun!

Thanks for dropping by (even though you couldn't stay long)! I had a lot of fun stabbing NPCs with BURN DAMAGE!

#goldic answers asks #might draw my own shenanigans later #I wanted to go a while longer but my body decided 'now is the time for PAIN' #the vod's currently up on Twitch if you want to watch it in full later! #I'll be streaming Duel Links next Wednesday for VRAINS World content I'm so excited #but I also dread the possible link monsters the world will start off with #*sobs in weather painters* #I'll be gunning for an 8-hour stream next Wednesday so that I can get as much Vrains content done as possible #maybe get all the characters while I'm at it? who knows #shit now that I think about it I've technically got 9 days to binge all of VRAINS before the world drops #I gotta learn which archetypes belong to who after all! (and also see the story unfold before the spoilers get added to Duel Links) #I'm only worrying about this because I care about Vrains more than Zexal (sorry Yuma I'll get to it eventually I promise) #the only yugioh animes I haven't watched in full are Zexal Vrains and the Rush series btw; I've watched the rest of them #but yeah!! very excite for Vrains world and all the players it'll bring with it! #don't be afraid to ask me dumb questions about Yu-Gi-Oh! I'm more than happy to help people learn about this game #and the characters that come with it via the anime #goldic rambles

[dbphantom]

Holy shit... Only twenty days until The Unknown Goofy Announcement on July 22nd

I'm going to be SO normal about this. Promise.

#Cruddy rambles #Every letter in luffy is an app folder and gear 5 consists of all my shortcuts... Pls don't question my methods #Or why my phone is at 57% when it's only 9am... #Opspoilers #Op spoilers #One piece spoilers #Wano spoilers #Wano kuni spoilers #One piece chapter 1045 spoilers #I am not main tagging this but I AM spoiler tagging because well. It's spoiler. #Anyone else going to be up watching the streams? Because if we get a trailer or an episode drop I want to see it live #It would be nice to have a collection of people to live blog with #I'll prob just hang out in one of those reddit threads that does live comment updates if not

[mantisgodsdomain]

Rose deserves a little bit a fic. As a treat.

#quote from woman about to subject rose to The Horrors #we are hard at work compiling the single most questionable fic record for HBG possible #confidently and w/ absolutely no evidence: a mantis is a vore character and a tarantula is a beast that will not enjoy falling off a cliff #there's absolutely no rose fic but four sophodra fics so obviously we have to rectify this situation immediately #(we say having written one of said sophodra fics) #is rose resistant to fall damage? fuck if we know! we have One Specific Idea we want to work in here tho #we should. probably ask if future BF streams are planned at some point so we dont spoiler people via fic #we speak

[blockgamepirate]

This is my petty complaint time, this video annoys me SO MUCH and even more so what annoys me is that the latest comment on it is this:

HE TAUGHT YOU SO MUCH BULLSHIT, PLEASE NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

And yes, I've been thinking about this stream for nearly three years now, I've been meaning to go through it to critique Wilbur's arguments, I just never got around to it

Wilbur: "Tubbo, you've created an anti-state capitalist dystopia"

So all Tubbo had explained so far was that his town had a big company that owned two other big companies. Nothing about the government or anything. It's true that one company owning all the major businesses is pretty dystopian, sure, but I have no idea where Wilbur got the "anti-state" thing from, usually capitalist companies are fine with the existence of states, states do a lot of dirty work for the capitalists

Spoiler alert: Tubbo's city turns out to be pretty much a city state so Wilbur is just wrong anyway, not that he ever acknowledges it even when it does come up

Also it's not like corporate acquisitions are completely unheard of in the UK, as far as I know. Admittedly the UK is also arguably a capitalist dystopia but you know what I mean, the concept shouldn't be all that shocking to Wilbur

He's being so dramatic and trying to make it sound like he's caught Tubbo in a mistake or something. He also keeps asking questions and then not letting Tubbo answer properly before taking like one word Tubbo says and running with it

But this is the one that I find the most obnoxious:

T: "I did some research into like economics and stuff and I discovered this thing called UBI, have you heard of it?"

W: "What's it stand for?"

T: "Universal Basic Income"

W: "Yeah, I know about that"

He clearly does not know what UBI is.

It becomes very apparent very quickly:

W: "So you've got universal basic income but then also the rich exist still?"

T: "Yeah! Yeah they do."

W: "How does that come about then,"

T: "So in my mind--"

W: "is this universal basic income different for different people?"

T: "No, no, the universal basic income is better for everyone, just the people who have--"

W: "In order for there to be a 1% that means someone's earning more,"

T: "Yes, someone is earning more"

W: "but that means the universal basic income isn't universal!"

T: "No no no, not everyone's getting paid the same but everyone gets the same to begin with, okay? But then you can build on top of it."

W: "Oh no, you've got a-- Tubbo, you've got a fucking social point system!"

T: "Have I made a social point system??"

W: "Tubbo, you've made China!"

None of what Wilbur says makes ANY sense here. The only explanation I can think of is that he didn't know what UBI was, made an assumption that it just meant "everybody gets paid the same amount of money" or something like that and then just spoke fast enough that Tubbo couldn't correct him

Tubbo is correct here, Tubbo knows what he's talking about, but he can't out-speak Wilbur who is just throwing so much bullshit out of his mouth that there's no time to even respond

So, UBI means that everyone in the society gets a regular payment of a specific amount of money that's the same for everyone regardless of their life situation (and generally a requirement would be that it has to be enough to live on, altho people do like to water this down a lot...) This would be completely irrelevant to your wages or salary or capital gains. You can choose to either live on the UBI or you can just do the regular capitalist things to earn extra money on top of the UBI

Obviously I'm not one of those people who think that UBI would solve all of world's problems, I mean I am an anarchist and all (and not an ancap either), but it's literally just a very streamlined welfare system. That's all. It would probably be a lot better than the current models we have but it's not fundamentally different. There's nothing particularly weird about it, the point is just to make sure that everyone has enough money to live on, in every other regard it's just normal capitalism

Wilbur completely misunderstands the whole thing (because, again, he does not know what UBI is so he's just trying to imagine what it might mean based on what Tubbo is saying) and jumps immediately to something he apparently has heard of, which is the Chinese social credit system, which has nothing to do with UBI. In fact I'm pretty sure it also doesn't actually have anything to do with income either, or at least not directly, so I don't think Wilbur knows what the social credit system is either

He's literally just talking in buzzwords

Like if you actually wanted to make a leftist critique of Tubbo's city, you could, don't get me wrong. But instead Wilbur keeps insisting that he's made a social point system despite Tubbo trying to explain why it's not that at all

Wilbur just keeps yelling over Tubbo until his own chat turns against him and finally Tubbo himself also kinda gives up

And from there Tubbo also kinda just starts playing into the bit and just lets Wilbur direct the whole conversation, the rest of it is just them getting more and more into the roleplay. Wilbur keeps talking about the state pension plan, even though Tubbo already tried to explain that it's part of the UBI (this actually is how UBI is supposed to work, it does indeed streamline most of the welfare spending! Obviously you can still raise questions about that (I can think of a few at least) but Wilbur didn't let Tubbo explain so I have no idea what Tubbo actually had in mind)

I could try to go through all of what Wilbur says here but it's just too much, so maybe some other time. Although to be honest there are so many other streams that I probably should talk about instead that some fans unfortunately took a bit too seriously because they assumed Wilbur knew what he was talking about

My point here is mainly that just because someone sounds really confident and knows a bunch of buzzwords doesn't mean they know what they're talking about.

#wilbur soot #tubbo #this is literally just petty grumbling #not a serious post #altho i do genuinely hope that people reconsider all the things they've 'learned' from wilbur

[dotster001]

When You Escape Him; Pomefiore

Summary: Yandere pomefiore boys x gn!reader. He adopts a child that looks like the two of you. You run to give you both a chance at life. You never expected him to find you.

CW: yandere, S/N =son's name, implied past drugging, present drugging, blood, obligatory rook Hunt chasing you through the woods fic, spoilers for Epel's Unique Magic, implied previous injury, one of these parts has a second antagonist

Heartslaybul Savannaclaw Octavinelle Scarabia Ignihyde Diasomnia Non NRC Staff

Three years into your relationship, he had come home and placed a baby in your arms.

"They were left in a box, all alone. And, well, he looks like if the two of us had a child," he sheepishly stared at the ground. "I just, I just figured it must be a gift from the seven."

You knew what he was trying to do. He was trying to tie himself to you through this boy. He looked just like him, and you were disgusted and scared.

Until he opened his eyes for the first time, and you found yourself staring into your own.

And you knew. You had to give this child the opportunity for a better life. A life without him.

In the end, your son did the opposite of what he had intended. And the first moment you could, the two of you had escaped.

The boy being placed in your arms was one of your first clear memories since Vil had opted to…make life easier for you. A beautiful boy, truly. Of course he would be beautiful; despite having zero blood relation, he was blessed to look like Vil Schoenheit. But with your eyes. Eyes that made him human.

As Vil weaned you off the potions he'd placed you under, fully believing that with a child, you wouldn't need them anymore, you held onto those eyes. And they gave you the strength to run.

You took precautions. While you were under, Vil had made you a social media presence so that the world would forever know who you were, and who you belonged to. That first year was horrible. The second you were out of the house, out of his reach, Vil mobilized his entire fanbase to find you. All it took was a teary eyed video of how you were kidnapped, but if they found you, please be gentle! You'd undergone trauma, and probably wouldn't be acting right! Once you were back home, he could get you help!

To his fans, he came off with grace and compassion. But you knew better. There was a reason he preferred to keep you drugged up on love potions

It took a year for things to calm down, even then, you would often get the stray side eye on the street, despite having dyed your hair, colored contacts, and always wearing a mask.

But it got worse. Because you'd forgotten that your son looked like a movie star.

You did your best, but a child has to go in public sometimes. And it was that that took you down.

You thought an hour at the playground would be fine. Then you noticed the phones. Various parents whispered to each other as their phones pointed at your boy. It got worse when you caught one slowly pan to you. You stood up, ran to your son, and rushed out of the park. You had to move. And fast.

He was confused as you tossed basics into a suitcase; a few snacks, a couple clothes, a pair of shoes, and some of the money you saved. You weren't even sure if you had a whole outfit packed, but you knew you didn't have time. You had to go.

You grabbed your boy by the hand, grabbed the suitcase, then ran down the apartment stairs. You rushed out the front door-

-and straight into a crowd of paparazzi.

Lights flashed in your face, blinding the both of you. You were quickly overwhelmed by shouts and loud questions, your boy clinging to you in absolute terror. You made a small attempt to push through the crowd, but it was no use.  After what felt like eternity, the crowd parted slightly, as two men you didn't recognize pushed paparazzi out of the way. 

And behind them as elegant as ever, despite the artistic tears streaming down his face, was Vil Schoenheit.

He made his way to you quickly, grabbing your face and kissing you, to thunderous applause. It was a passionate kiss, and it was the one thing you believed about the performance he was putting on for the crowd. He slowly pulled away, staring deeply into your eyes as though he couldn't believe he had you again.

Then his eyes shifted to the boy, and he wrapped him in a hug, to even greater applause. Your son, overwhelmed by the cold crowd, the loud noise, and the flashing lights, didn't fight as Vil picked him up. Instead, he clung to him, burying his face in his chest.

Vil raised a hand, which silenced the questions immediately.

“I want to thank those of you who made this possible. You have returned my family to me. I am,” he choked, looking at you with adoration. An act. You knew this routine. He turned back to the crowd, his voice full of tears, “I am truly grateful.”

He then took your hand, and made the walk through the crowd, ignoring questions as he passed. There was his limo, and one of his new bodyguards opened the door for the three of you. With zero hesitation, you entered the vehicle, Vil close behind you.

He continued to hold your son as the vehicle moved, staring into his face with affection you actually believed. Then he sighed, and turned his head to you, his gaze full of disappointment.

He kissed your son's forehead, then set him in the seat next to him. He pulled out a bottle of champagne, and poured one glass, then handed it to you without a word.

Ah. Not champagne.

He stared at you, a challenge in his gaze. You stared at the glass, unable to meet the challenge, then brought it to your lips with a trembling hand. You took a sip. Even if you only remembered taking it the first time, this flavor was burned into your memories.

Your brain began to get fuzzy, as Vil slowly crawled up next to you, and laid his head in your lap. Your last clear memory was your hand moving involuntarily to stroke his hair, as he gave a contented, lovesick, sigh.

You were stupid. That had to be it. You were a stupid idiot with 0 brains in your head. 

Rook would never forget to lock the door.

But you were an idiot. A fool. A complete moron. So when you'd seen the door unlocked, you'd grabbed your son, who you'd only known for a month, but still had taken in as your own, and strapped the infant to your chest. Then you'd run.

You ran for what felt like forever, then paused to catch your breath. A voice echoed through the forest.

“I hope your head start was sufficient, Mon Trickster, because I am starting whether you are ready or not!” 

This was followed up by an excited laugh. He couldn't be…close. He always “played fair”, even if you didn't know you were even playing a game. But his voice was right there…

So you kept running. Of course the door was unlocked. He'd gotten bored, and he wanted to play with his favorite prey. 

But the stakes were higher than they had ever been before he'd locked you in his cabin. Now you had a child strapped to your chest. 

You took stock. Running would do no good. He'd hear you, and be there in seconds. So you had to hide. And then pray you'd learned enough about covering your tracks to trick him into running past your hiding spot, so that you could escape.

You found a hollowed out tree, and squeezed you both inside. Your heart beat erratically, but you dared not even breathe. You heard a branch break, and held back a whimper. It was a test.  He expected you to react if you were there. He'd never accidentally reveal his presence.

You covered your mouth with your hand as you watched the arrow slam through the tree into the spot right next to you. A second one was let loose in the exact same spot, splitting the previous arrow in half. The second one woke the baby. He started wailing, and in seconds Rook had destroyed your hiding spot, and scooped the boy into his arms, cooing and shushing the boy back to sleep.

He shifted the boy to one arm, then grabbed your hand with his free one, smiling brightly as he dragged you back to the cabin. You were just grateful he'd been entertained enough not to shoot you.

He'd done it before.

It'd felt like hours when you'd been running. Now as he brought you back to the cabin, you realized it must have only been ten minutes to a half hour. You were pulled over the threshold, and gently pushed inside. He locked the door, before going to your son's room, laying him in his crib as you stood stiffly in the entryway.

He reentered the room, a pleased smile on his face as he walked towards you. Even though you knew how excited a chase made him, you couldn't help but back up in fear, until you found your back to the wall, his hands on either side of your head, as his nose pressed to your neck.

“Now, what should I take as my prize?”

Ever since you watched him smash the mirror with his bare hands, an unhinged smile on his face, you'd been terrified of Epel. He'd snickered as he licked the blood off his fist, musing, “Now you have no choice but to stay with me.”

Flash forward several years, and when you'd had a window, you took a gamble. You told Vil your situation and pleaded with him for his help. He was appalled by what you and your son had been through, shocked that Epel could ever act like that. You'd always seemed happy together, Epel had always assured him you'd been happy, and had chosen to remain in Twisted Wonderland. Vil was more disgusted with himself for not knowing what you were dealing with, than with Epel for doing what he'd done.

Vil didn't have the power to send you home, but he offered you a place to live, and a job. Epel would inevitably come to Vil for help finding you. Considering how difficult it would be to get you registered as someone who even existed in this world, Vil would need time before he could offer anything more substantial, and Epel would never suspect you to be living with Vil. No matter what help he could offer, you were ready to accept it.

And that's how you became Vil’s estate secretary. You wouldn't be in public, but you would help him at his home, and would know everything happening within his estate. You'd give him his schedule before he left, made sure he had what he needed, and sent him off with a smile. 

Epel had visited the mansion several times, with Vil allowing it to keep up appearances until he could assure your safety. He never stayed longer than an hour or two, and you hid in your room with your son, so there was nothing to worry about. Or there shouldn't have been, but you were still petrified, even knowing he was asking about you a floor below you.

Vil had arranged for your son to be homeschooled by someone who knew how to keep their mouth shut. He was coming out to be a good kid, even if some days you looked at him, and were reminded of his “father's” rage.

It was another day where Epel was visiting. Your son, now six, was impatient about waiting in your room. You couldn't just tell him why he had to sit still and color his pictures, but you also couldn't let him roam. Epel would know who he was immediately.

But Vil had assured you that soon, he would be able to do something more proactive, then you would be free.

After explaining for the three hundredth time that no, your son couldn't go play outside, your phone vibrated.

Can you please come see me? 

You texted back

Yeah lemme just drop S/N with Brigita

Bring him

You perked up a little at that. If Vil wanted both of you, that meant good news, right?

You made your way to Vil's office, entering without knocking. You were greeted with your worst nightmare.

Time slowed down as you saw an unmoving arm stretched past the edge of the desk, as though reaching for the pen that st a foot out of reach. You slowly panned up to Epel, covered in blood, and flicking his pen with a soft mutter, before you felt the familiar sensation of falling asleep as you were trapped in a coffin.

“Mornin, baby,” you heard in your ear, as a soft kiss was pressed to your temple.

You attempted to move, or at the very least open your eyes, but the most you felt was a tingling in the tips of your fingers. Your breathing began to get heavy as panic overtook you.

“Ah shit, must have given ya too much,” Epel muttered. “Sorry about that. I just need you to stay calm for a while.”

You groaned, and you felt his hand move to caress your cheek. 

“I was gonna punish you, but I think this is punishment enough,” he laughed. “Not being able to move while I touch ya, and monologue about how I'm bonding with the son you tried to steal from me.”

Another groan, which prompted a giggle from him.

“You should have seen meemaw when I told her you both got out. She might have killed you if she found you. You'd think it was her divine right to have a great grandson. Can you believe I had to calm her down?”

"S/N,” you groaned, and Epel cooed at you softly.

“Don't worry, he's fine. We played together for a couple of hours before  he decided it was nap time. I'll give you this, you raised him pretty good. Even if he does stink like Schoenheit.”

“Vil-”

“Don't. I don't want to hear his name. Not after what he was gonna pull.”

“He tried to save me,” you croaked out, even though it felt like you would choke on your own tongue.

He groaned, and you felt the bed you were laying on dip as he snuggled in next to you, resting his head on your chest.

“This is why you need me! You're so naive that you can't see the danger right in front of you!”

“Like you?”

He sighed heavily. “I'll admit, I haven't always been the best boyfriend, or husband. And I probably wouldn't have been a great papa. But I've had six years to sort it out.”

You gave an attempt at a snort. He sighed in frustration.

“Ya know how I figured out you were there? Cause he told me.”

“Liar.”

He huffed, and you felt him sit up.

“Y/N. Think about it. If Vil Schoenheit really wanted to help you become a citizen, or do something about me, or help you start living an independent, peaceful life, do you think anything could have stopped him?”

The thought has never occured to you. But, no, Vil would never!

“No-”

“Believe what you want. But if Vil recovers from the hit he took, and starts hunting for you, don't pout at me.”

You felt him move again, then had to fight off a panic attack as you felt his lips press hungrily against yours. You felt him move, and could feel his breath against his lips.

“Don't worry though, I'll protect you. I'll prove to you that I'm better.”

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🎊 twst 4th year anni ABEMA stream 🎉

***TWST JP news + anniversary spoilers below the cut!***

The stream starts with Ace, Deuce, Jack, Ruggie, and Sebek's VAs replying to a bunch of quiz questions. I think Ace or Deuce responds with "810" when asked how many items there are on the Heartslabyul lounge's coffee table. Sebek's VA also has a hilarious answer when asked how many Draconians (wakasama fans) there are, he pulls out some super absurdly high number with tons of zeros in it.

There is then a Master Chef/Culinary Crucibles-type section where the VAs decorate their own cake for TWST's anniversary. It’s a team effort! Ace and Deuce put on the cream, Sebek added cookies on top, and Jack and Ruggie did the final decorations. It ended up looking pretty cute ^^ (Ace's VA is the one that added all the whipped cream peaks; it was mostly thanks to Ruggie's VA that the cake still looked aesthetically pleasing at the end.)

Actual game-related news time!!! The SR Grim card for the 4th anniversary is... drumroll please...!! 🥁Apprentice Chef Grim!!! ABGKSKVUkvuDSQEVUOFDFIHAFVA HE'S SO CUTE, HE EVEN HAS A LIL TUNA CAN CAKE 😭

For anniversary, there will be a series of free items given out if you log in during the event period (11th to 25th), which includes THREE 10-pull keys (released on the 11th, 15th, and 18th, respectively). You can receive up to 12 days' worth of freebies. There will be an anniversary banner as per usual; you can earn tokens by pulling on this and then trade them in for a SR magical key (50 tokens) and/or past event-limited SSRs (150 tokens), including past years' birthday cards (100 tokens). There will be a new "Event Recollection" feature which allows you to experience events that you may have missed getting the initial chance to play through yourself.

Mr. S's Mystery Shop will sell items from past events such as limited Groovy materials and spell upgrade materials. This is called the "Memory Shop".

You will be able to mark (multiple) parts of the story as your "favorite". This will be indicated with a pink heart icon.

Battles will have a new feature which allows you to save team compositions for them. Up to 25 compositions may be saved at a time. You can also pin your supports, so you no longer have to scroll to find a specific friend's character to borrow.

There will be 3 new item gachas added to the "Item Lotto" of the shop (for Crewel, Vargas, and Trein). Previously, there was only Sam's. You use a new type of medal (obtained by taking classes) to roll on the teachers' lottos, and can pull items related to what you'd typically earn in each of their classes.

Crewel's gacha may provide an herbal tea which can be used to boost Buddy Levels, including those for characters that are otherwise unable to take Alchemy classes. That means Crowley, Rollo, etc. are fair game. (Yes, you can force feed them tea to obtain FRIENDSHIP✨) The tea may also drop during Special Lessons or Alchemy class.

We finally get magical key conversion! On the summoning screen, you can turn 10 single pull keys into one 10-pull key (which guarantees at least 1 SR; single keys do not have this benefit).

The Guest Room will receive a second floor to decorate. This will be unlocked once you reach a Guest Room rank of 31.

The Guest Room rank cap will be increased from 30 to 40. Additionally, all properties of floor 1 appears to carry over to floor 2. This means the same comfort level and attributes will be present across both.

New BGMs will be added to Mr. S's Mystery Shop. There will also be new voice lines added to Alchemy, Flying, and the outfit selection screen. The official TWST soundtrack will be released on the 29th of May, though preorders are tentatively open now. It is 140+ tracks (149, to be exact!) across 4 discs and goes for 4620 yen (inclusive of tax; without tax the soundtrack is 4200 yen). Japanese retailers are offering different dorms' A5 sized holographic sticker sheets as bonuses for preordering.

That's it for now, mostly quality of life changes! There will most likely be a 4th year anniversary PV/animated short on the actual anniversary day (the 18th)!

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