the black dog is very petermj on their 594848 breakup to me idk. old habits die screamingggggg
Every so often I just get slapped in the face and idk how to handle it
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thinking about you rn baby. nothing good though
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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Me: [stands up too fast] 💫⭐💫⭐💫⭐💫
My entire cardiovascular system: [still sitting on the couch] Idk where the fuck you think you're going, but I am not coming with you
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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.
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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.
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"wow i love this character i should look at their tag-" X READER ATTACK 10000 YEARS HOW CHARACTER WOULD REACT TO YOU BEING INFERTILE UNTAGGED SMUT💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🎃⚔📊💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😳😲🤬🥵🥶😈💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🏓🔨💥💥💥💥💥
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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(spiderverse movies purposely not included bc I know they'd sweep 🫶)
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monica......
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