Machete is the type of dog to need to sniff a treat for a whole minute then finally take it to eat it in a completely different area.
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Nobody taught me how to be a person the right way
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Alexander McQueen spring/summer 1998
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Glad to see I'm only getting the most important news suggested to me
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Beef: You guys are so mean to me. All I want is your friendship and your love.
Pause: You don’t even have to ask for it, it’s already there-
Etho: $9.99
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Literally the best take I’ve seen of him 🤭🤭
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Maxie: Wait, so what was Team Galactic's goal again?
Cyrus: As far as the highest members had to know, we were going to create a new universe in my image, one that is devoid of emotion. Although no one in the team knew what they were doing.
Maxie: Did YOU even know what you were doing?
Cyrus: I'll be real with you, I think I was dissociating half of the time.
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“it’s hard being this pretty” yes amazingphil it is speak on it
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[Post reveal, when Anya is in her teens]
Anya: Mama, Papa, this is my boyfriend! [gestures to Damian]
Loid and Yor, with teary eyes, in haunting unison: We have a son now?
Anya: Wait-
[Less than three weeks later]
Damian, walking in, books in his hand: Hey, Pops, will you help me?
Loid: Sure thing.
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Crowley top 10 hairstyles ranked according to me.
10. Bildad the Shuhite. I love him I know we all love him but c'mon. It's a haircut. It's there barely BC he's covering it mostly. C'mon.
9. Nanny Crowley. It's just not a banger. It's nice and serves it's purpose but it's not jumping out as spectacular to me.
8. The straggly little ginger bob in s1. Disaster puppy, so very Crowley, but.
7. Rome with the little laurel wreath metal tiara crown thing. Cute. Too ginger. But if it was the red holy shit I'd be on the floor all gay I mean all day.
6. Season one Crowley ginger quiff. Marked down for gingerness.
5. SHAKESPEARE TRIP. HEAR ME OUT.
4. Long hair. (It's far down, I know, but honestly it's not doin much for me. There's not an awwww, an ooooh, or an oh! So fourth.)
3. Angel hair. Angel hair. Angel hair.
2. LOOK the dark red season two quiff does things for everyone right? Also made my straight (?) friend go "it's not gay if they don't have genders right?" (yes it is but I love you for trying.)
1. Look I see your long hair Crowley takes and I raise you manbun Crowley. EZ top tier
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love the fucked up obsession involved with obkk
Kakashi re-centers his entire life based on Obito's principles.
While Obito stalks him and abandons his ideals.
Only for the two to be reunited, changed, but still each caring deeply for the other.
It's Kakashi's turn to save Obito. He pulls him back from the dark but the damage was done long ago.
They're left in the ruins of their past, having both missed the other at the best time of their lives, but having found one another again now in middle age...
It's complicated and their feelings are messy, but there is love.
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babydaddy looking fineeeee on ollo’s stories👀
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Did Inko get kidnapped by Verx aka Error!Nyxy???????? I feel like that's the only acceptable and reasonable answer-
*sticks sticker to your forehead*
"good job"
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Isaiah 1:17 (ESV) -
learn to do good;
seek justice,
correct oppression;
bring justice to the fatherless,
plead the widow's cause.
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