#prove it.

[jrueships]

.... oh really now 🤨 ? .... show me 😼.

#prove it. #2gb hd heavenly sound quality video RIGHT now. #NOW!!!!!!! #i always thought jonas was hot #i mean after i learned he wasnt an athletic jonas brother who took his viking wifes lastname bcs he is a gentlefolk #i always did #even though he always took my 5'7 myplayers rebounds in mycareer #he carries the same majestic nature of a humble lumberjack wiping sweat from his brow with his torn off .plaid shirt sleeves #..idk why i keep thinking hes a lumberjack #idk why i keep thinking about lumberjacks actually #they evict squirrels #i should hate them #maybe i should study why i must romanticize The Enemy #jaren must be getting it so good when jonas is on break from carrying his team with the strength of an underappreciated underrated deity #when theyre done jonas talks about his favorite team winning the superbowl (again😑.) and jaren just nods without knowing anything #he thinks jonas is talking about soccer football #jaren: jonas i want something that will scent up our room [c: #jaren: let's get an air freshener !!! I will research. #jonas: OKAY :) #and then while scouraging the forest in a ripped sleeve open jacket with nothing underneath #he discovers a good smelling fruit from a tree & his MUST PLEASE WIFE synapses activate #'WIFE WANT GOOD SMELL. wife will be happy with MY good smell... GET SMELL FOR WIFE!!' #so he just rips the entire fruit tree and its roots out of the earth and replants it in their room with some of the branches out the window #jarens okay with it bcs somehow. the tree is still alive thanks to jonas's herculean strength #and also jonas promises to rake up its leaves everyday #jaren likes to trim the tree into aesthetically pleasing shapes as a form of working meditation #jaren

[incinerated]

IM NOT GIVING WHITE PPL MONEY 🫶🫶🫶 EVER

#GUNKJUNK #UNLESS ONE OF THEIR FILTH HAS /REALLY/ EARNED IT IN OUR PERSPECTIVE. #PROVE IT.

[zenaidamacrouras1]

Chapter 23 of Unpredictable Synchronicity features Alpine getting pets. This makes it the best chapter.

#I wish I was a cat #maybe I am a cat #you don't know I'm not #prove it.

[lunapwrites]

sunday(ish) snippet

it's still sunday until i go to sleep, right? right.

anyway, @felixantares tagged me in this so while I've technically peeled off to work on LTL for a bit, I'm going to share this segment of what was originally going to be my submission for Dark Marauders Fest, which isn't abandoned so much as... put on pause.

A month's detention. James didn't know what was more galling about it: the fact that was all that Snape had been punished with after nearly killing three students, or the fact that Sirius was also expected to serve. Sirius, who was still in the hospital wing, still knitting his wounds. They'll heal, Pomfrey promised. They'll scar, Remus corrected, because he wasn't so much a glass-half-empty sort as he was acutely aware that glass is fragile. Sirius was wrapped in bandages, cracking jokes that weren't landing and Remus had picked all his nails bloody, and Peter was desperately trying to pretend everything was normal. But James — James was fuming. He paced their common room like a caged beast, Dumbledore’s words echoing in his head: we’ll need to inform his parents, of course. Professor, you can’t—! Legally, they must be informed. How they choose to respond is… out of my hands, I’m afraid. He had to know that Orion and Walburga Black would never countenance a werewolf to bear their blood. That Sirius had already shamed them by Sorting into the “wrong” house, consorting with the “wrong” people. That they’d already been threatening to disinherit him. That they were no strangers to scrubbing away perceived stains upon their oh-so-noble lineage — Dumbledore had to have heard the rumours, just as James had. And yet he'd penned the letter all the same, sending it out the window with a tawny owl and onward towards their doom. Sirius might die — would, if his parents (and society at large) had anything to say about it. Meanwhile, Snivellus — whose fault this was to begin with — was writing lines. The gall.

There are many segments I like better than this but they're honestly super visceral? So instead you get James POV haha.

Anyway, I've missed Sunday by a mile by this point (technically) but @black-sparroww @allalrightagain @femme--de--lettres @mkaugust and anyone else who wants in can join in.

#sunday snippet #lp writes #i promise i still do lol #hp #james potter #prank aftermath #a brief look at penumbral #this fic is not a measured opinion on snape #i needed a catalyst and there he was. ready made. #anyway this is very much a dark fic #not for the faint of heart #or anyone who doesn't want to see peter on the marauders' side #bc i straight up asked myself #what would make peter want to die for james potter #and the answer was threefold. #be willing to die for him #be willing to kill for him. #prove it. #bottom line is that james potter is the most terrifying person. #followed VERY closely by remus. #boys are just stacking bodies #legolas and gimli style #anyway they're all insane #(affectionate)

[mvnsons]

@developedniche​ said -->  “Do you have anything that tastes good?”

“Like... food?” Eddie asks, blinking dumbly at the other guy. “I got half a bag of Doritos and a can of Spaghettios.”

#listen ik it's short but #i laughed #ily v much #feed him frenchie #your food causes orgasms no? #prove it. #developedniche #i say you're asking me to follow you into mordor // answers. #eddie x frenchie

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up #but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex #even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass #im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex #it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president...and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

#i have a witness to prove it happened

[soloxundia]

te echo de menos

No te creo :)

#ask #prove it.

[suiheisen]

me and senshi: i've only had izutsumi for one day but if anything happened to her...

also.... she has nekojita (cat tongue) ;___;

#KITTY #catgirl of all time #i love how they animated all her little cat mannerisms... #also this is one of my fave senshi episodes and also another one that proves why he's the heart of this show #if i had a senshi in my life i'd be 250 per cent saner. i'd take better care of myself. #izutsumi #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #senshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #anime #manga #cats #cats of tumblr #long post

[kurohaai]

Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.

#personal #Kuroha Ai #artist #not AI #literally doing self captcha test in 2023 to prove I'm not a robot lmao #I'll let future Ai deal with this post in the morning #gdgd #artists on tumblr

[oars]

#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point #the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous #like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but #i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it #its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you #god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt #fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs #im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go #ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way. #anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen

[prokopetz]

I think people sometimes misunderstand why we come up with such elaborate justifications for shipping two characters together. I don't justify my ships because I feel that I need to; I justify my ships because squinting at the published canon with furrowed brow and asking myself "okay, how exactly would this work?" is my idea of a good time.

#life #fandom #fanfic #shipping #canon #contemplative beard-stroking may also prove constructive should one happen to be equipped to do so #it's not about being right #it's about the fact that you can't prove me wrong

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

I rlly like the emphasis that live action one piece is putting on the fact that literally nobody else think about piracy the way luffy does. "Being a pirate is about being free and having friends :3" while every other pirate is doing legitimate career criminal shit around him.

#'me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the grand line to either die or prove a very important point' #one piece

[willgrahamscock]

tell me the worst thing your choice has done

#alex says things #HOUSE is like lets see if this treatment will KILL the patient to prove im right #house md #hannibal #house #hannibal lecter #poll #polls #tumblr poll

[robinsversion]

How I sleep knowing I always cite my sources:

(First image from the film Drip Dippy Donald (1948); second image from season 4, episode 3 of the Simpsons, “Homer the Heretic” (1992).)

#the irony of me making this post and tracking the sources down at 2am is not lost on me #but it does prove how easy this shit is if I’m doing it with my eyes half closed #James cite your fucking sources #james somerton #hbomberguy #plagiarism #plagiarism and you(tube) #why are you booing me i’m right