#pretending to multitask

[nerdynuala]

A more cartoony quick doodle I made during a webinar

Because they won't leave my mind for a second

#my art stuff #radiorose #hazbin hotel #fanart #sketch #alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #doodle #sketching #pretending to multitask #wait no I can actually multitask when it's doodling stuff

[lover-of-mine]

#theyre in love your honor

#911 #911 spoilers #911 fox #911 on fox #911edit #buddieedit #buddie #eddiediazedit #evanbuckleyedit #my edit #im making this set just because i can #im sorry okay but they are looking at each other like that while talking about something traumatic and i want to scream #if buddie is not gonna happen someone needs to tell them to stop making heart eyes at each other #screaming crying multitasking fucking howling at the moon #otp: you don't need to pretend with me #evan buckley #eddie diaz

[ghost-of-you]

Memories I hold to keep safe...

#sorry i had to #please pretend cake didn't switch places #love yall #5sos #mc #lh #ai #stage 5sos #they did it #they made it #😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #my edit #5sosedit #screaming crying multitasking howling at the moon 🥺 #ashton irwin #luke hemmings #ch #calum hood #michael clifford #5 seconds of summer #myedit

[gentlebeard]

what ed actually wanted to do when stede showed him the bug

you can thank @blakbonnet and my poor skills for this one

#ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ofmd meme #i was multitasking hard at work making this and talking to my boss at the same time and pretending to listen lmao #everything for the continued brainrot i guess #ella.stuff

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

i love minecraft sculk i love minecraft warden i love eldritch horror

#im thinking about writing a minecraft au where sam is a horrible eldritch sculk entity pretending to be a human because he was lonely #like he literally is The Sculk Itself and sr boys use their communicators to turn on the “player nametag” function #a bit of magic which helps u see ur friends through walls and all that (magical realism minecraft styled) #and they find that his player nametag is above the ancient city all spawned wardens and sculk catalysts because its ALL him #he didnt even join their world properly he snuck in after one of them brought a sculk plant to the surface #and started rambling to it like how ppl talk to their plants to make em grow because they thought it looked nice and was a neat light sourc #and sam was touched to hear something that wasnt screaming from a sensor for once so he decided to drop in and then got super attached #i really wanna write eldritch sam and i really wanna write minecraft sculk shenanigans. multitasking

[piosplayhouse]

Scum Villain fans are so funny because we operate on levels of problematic that most people couldn't even understand and it doesn't even matter. Like actually most of the problematic stuff other fandoms accuse our source material of having (age difference, abuse) is just surface level fluff that evens out during the plot or is the result of misinformation. So yeah it's not problematic in those ways. But if you're still interested we can talk about how it actually is weird as hell ! (freudian analysis, transphobic trans sqq, infecting your teacher with parasitic blood worms that destroy his intestines

#sv my beloved!!! there is so much about it #its so funny though because pretty much the only discourse sv fandom gets comes from outside the fandom and from mdzs or tgcf fans #who havent read the books and its just like. this stuff doesnt even matter lol youre just looking for surface level scapegoats to pretend #you have some kind of moral high ground just because you saw some tiktok discourse from a kid who compared character counts on each of the #books tw lists #this sounds bad probably LOL sorry im multitasking i only put like 2 of my braincells into this #svsss #scumbag self saving system #scum villain's self saving system

[monards]

so glad my brain predestined me to a fate of working till I’m dead. really appreciate it

#also known as. crepe gets physically and mentally unwell when she isn’t doing something productive #or beneficial #procastination #except I just start working #on other things #multi tasking.?????? #I’ll pretend it’s just multitasking. #mhghjppgghshffff #crepe rambles

[futurefind]

" don't be stupid. you're not going anywhere. come on, back into bed… " ( from cyrillo for sa! maybe she's got quick healing but that doesn't mean she doesn't need rest uvu )

Prompts / Always Accepting // @tvrningout

"I've been in bed plenty," Sasume snipes back, (mostly) redressed and scowling at the handsome-bastard roadblock filling the doorway as she yanks her hair out from under her shirt. She knows what he means, of course, but quite simply she doesn't care.

Shoving herself to her feet makes her legs reignite with pain and tenderness, to say nothing of the ever-familiar sensation of the now-healed wounds which are all-but trying to rake in on pain debt. Most is fine, like her legs, but the worst of it (that'd always prompt her into around-the-clock use of Third in the first place) hardly feels healed at all.

(Of course, as proven when she was a kid, actually taking it easy— and not exploiting Third whenever necessary to fight off sleep— minimized the rebound. But—)

Still, she crosses her arms and glowers up at him.

"Now are you going to move or am I going to have to make you." As if she can do much of anything to intimidate him with how he's seen her in the last hour.

#tvrningout #tvrningout: cyrillo #prompt responses // #ic // sasume #v: dorverold #(ill go back n swap the tags on the old posts. after checking to make sure nothing else had au tag or smth lMAO) #ft offscreen spice bc lbh i misread the first half at first and figured . Hey :3 Multitasking #cyrillo: what if . you Relaxed ;) #sa. one relaxation(tm) later: well. great! break times over!-- #cyrillo: waIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH MY G O D S- #inb4 he keeps books at his bedside so sa has No Excuse to not let him cuddle her to sleep :v #ft a side of 'its so cute when sa tries to PRETEND to be mad as if her sword/powers dont out her sheer tsun-ness to those who kno her'

[izacore]

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#oh my god this policing and guilt tripping from the fandom is so annoying #like jesus christ let me be miserable about some stuff and happy about others lol i have two hands i can multitask #if you are okay with pretending shit isn't happening then okay good for you!!!!!!!! #i don't come into your inbox or write posts how it's stupid #let people process and react to things however they want no one should be responsible for walking on eggshells for your fandom experience #like you can literally curate your dash lol #i like having balanced discussions and reblog posts with 2 moods and i will keep doing it and no amount of 'calling out' posts will stop me #anyways @anons i'll reply after work #***i should have said 'that it's stupid' instead of 'how' i understand people consume content differently

[free-piza]

my favorite type of self-deception is when i tell myself i'll write fic once my apartment is clean. babe it's never gonna be clean 💕

#my second-favorite type is when i pretend i can multitask during work hours #no you can't 😌 just do work for the love of god #txt

[lover-of-mine]

I don't know if it's because i kept thinking about the well or the shooting or the hostage situation where Buck is loud and scared and panicked screaming Eddies name at the top of his lungs but having a soft and calm and comfortable Buck in Eddie's kitchen looking at Eddie like that while softly saying his name is twisting my heart in knots.

#screaming crying multitasking fucking howling at the moon #911 #911 spoilers #buddie #buddie thoughts #otp: you don't need to pretend with me

[icedille]

i need to work on my assignments and i need to write and prepare my activities for summer camp and watch every movie and make myself a sandwich and draw and go outside and play music and read and catch up on my shows and

#EXPLOSION #having one (1) day off is horrible i need to do all the things but then i get SCARED #but after thinking about it for ten minutes. i have done some stuff not a lot but some. and i deserve rest #because the last two weeks have been horrible #so going on a walk it is. will take the books i haven't read with me to pretend i'm multitasking but idk #.parakeet

[genderexamples]

POV: you're watching the drag king Scooby Doo Bonnie Tyler mashup no one asked for

#i want to do silly “drag” again #himbo #pretend genders #altho T is making me adhd and TERRIBLE at multitasking so kind of 🙄 #drag #tiktok

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't know; I kind of think that our culture is based around systematic denial of human limitations. I mean, there's the eight-hour work day (which is about 4 hours longer than most people are consistently able to remain productive); buffing your qualifications on job applications (which everyone needs to do to some extent, because everyone else is doing it); the expectation of multitasking, even though it's not really possible; academics are running around with impostor syndrome, ultimately because there's only so many books that an individual is capable of reading, while a bunch of liars and grifters pretend that they're experts at *everything* and are held up as thought leaders. Billionaires are held up as if they're just incredibly hard workers, photoshopped movie stars held up as if they're just incredibly beautiful. We feel guilty for not being something that never has and can never exist.

[handbellanon]

Just saw an ad trying to convince people that they can “game their ADHD away” that’s so skeezy it’s giving me hives just thinking about it

#It’s so predatory #”multitask in this game to improve your focus” no you just want people to sink valuable time they need to be doing other things #into playing your game so you can make money off of pretending to help them #god I hate ads so much sometimes #predatory advertising #adhd #don’t fall for this

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

Can you do something where Aaron hearts the reader refer to Jack as my kid/our son for the first time? And he just gets all smiley and happy.

fem!plus size reader, wc: 385.

a/n: sorry for my short absence, i was a little busy, so i just needed a little bit of rest, but i'm back and here is something nice and sugary sweet! thank you for your requests and thank you to everyone for the recent influx of support, it means so much!!

It was one of those rare moments where Aaron was able to stay home during the weekend.

He was already sitting at the kitchen table with his mug of coffee – that you lovingly prepared for him – admiring you as you moved about in the kitchen itself. From the cabinet to the stove where you were flipping pancakes, you had your phone tucked up under your chin, presumably listening to your best friend ramble about whatever drama she had going on at the moment.

“No yeah – hold on a sec.” You were in the middle of agreeing with something she said when little Jack Hotchner lightly tugged on your pajama-shirt. “Yes, sweetheart?” You asked the boy, giving him your full undivided attention despite being in the middle multitasking.

“Do we have strawberries?” He asked sweetly. You smiled fondly, gently stroking his hair gently. “Of course we do. Do you want some with your pancakes?” He nodded shyly, “Yes please.”

“Not a problem, sweets.”

With that, the boy scampered off, presumably back to playing with whatever toy he had been obsessed with recently.

The sight of you and his son never failed to make Aaron’s heart shoot straight out of his chest. He was always so grateful that you took Jack under your wing, because dating when you had a kid was hard, and he and his son were a package duo. Plus, he really liked you, so instead of pretending you had to go to the bathroom when you were on a date with him, and he had told you he was a father, you just simply smiled and said you couldn’t wait to meet him.

“Who was that?” You reiterated the question your friend must have asked you. “Oh, just my son. Sorry, he was asking about strawberries.”

‘Oh, just my son.’

The words had left your mouth like it was as easy as breathing air. You probably hadn’t even realized what you said with all of the things that you were doing, but he knew that you meant it, there was sincerity in your words.

Aaron was smiling. Hard. So hard that he had to force himself to hide it behind the rim of his cup. Everything that was happening was so domestic that he thought that maybe he could get used to this.

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