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ilovepedro · 4 months

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mistletoe kisses | joel miller x f!reader

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Rating: M - 18+ MDNI

Word count: ~2.6k

Summary: You decorate the Christmas tree with some help from Joel and Ellie.

Warnings: established relationship, post-outbreak, Jackson era, canon divergent bc nothing bad ever happens to them ever 😁, sickening fluff, pet names (honey, darlin’, baby, babydoll, etc), allusions to smut, no mention of hair type/skin color/body type, NO USE OF Y/N.

A/N: surprise!!! i know i said this would be up on the 22nd, but i’ve got something else that will be up on saturday 🤭 and i just couldn’t stop thinking about giving this man a happy ending, including healing and starting new traditions with his family 😔 i wish joel was real 💔 anyway, i hope y’all enjoy! not beta’d, all mistakes are my own. 🏃‍♀️

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Grumbling, he treks behind you, snow crunching beneath his work boots as he cautiously lugs the saw in his hands.

You’re rambling about finding the perfect tree in front of him, Ellie asking a million questions about the tradition.

He hadn’t expected, intended, to find a partner in Jackson. That is until he saw you, lugging a heavy crate of harvested crops across the town, your wagon having been broken. Tommy had told him about you, how you were single.

“She’s sweet as pie, brother. She might be good for you. Real pretty too.” Joel recalls the conversation he had with Tommy before he stormed off to the barn.

His Southern hospitality lay dormant until he saw you struggling. The urge to help creeped up on him. His typical quite observant demeanor tossed out the window as he approached you.

“Need some help?” He asks.

You wipe your brow, huffing before laying your eyes on the broad, handsomely rugged man in front of you - it’s Tommy’s brother. His name escaping you briefly.

You beam. “Oh. Sure. Thank you…” you trail off, slightly off guard by his kind gesture. His large gloved hand extends out towards you.

“Joel,” he finishes your sentence. “Thank you, Joel,” your hand shaking his, giving him your name. It rolls off his tongue with a certain sweetness, sending a flurry of butterflies to swirl in your belly. You knew of him, but knew he was also not a man of many words. You had yet to make acquaintances with him and who you assume is his daughter.

“You’re Tommy’s brother right?” You curiously ask, attempting to make small talk as Joel grunts while picking up the crate.

“Yes ma’am.”

Smiling at his Southern drawl, you run to help him carry one side of the heavy crate, feeling bad letting him do all the work.

“Uh uh, what do you think you’re doin’?” He asks, brow raised as you both stop in your tracks. “Helping you,” you state. He chuckles, shaking his head as he begins to walk.

“I asked if you needed help, darlin’. ‘Sides, what kinda man would I be letting a pretty girl like you carry all this shit by herself? My momma would have me by the head, ‘s for damn sure.”

You open your mouth to detest the notion that women need any assistance from men, but he stops you before you can.

“‘N I know ya don’t need any help from any man. You women are tough as shit, met a lota you over the years. Jus’ wanna help, ‘s all.” He kindly explains. You don’t understand why he wants to help, why he’s approached you specifically.

You’re aware that he’s typically very reserved, not leaving his house if he doesn’t have to. You’ve heard things about his past, and Tommy having confided in you at times, but the world has gone to shit. Who are you to judge? Everyone’s done some horrible stuff to stay alive.

He’s also painfully handsome. Opting to not object to his help and company, you sigh.

“Well, at least let me take some of the vegetables,” you protest, grabbing bunches of carrots. He chuckles quietly.

“Sure thing, darlin’,” he mutters. The nickname catching you both by surprise as a sort of tension falls over you two.

Flashing him a grateful toothy grin, you gather the vegetables in your arms. He gives you a small smirk in return.

“So how are you liking Jackson? I don’t see you ‘round much,” you ask as you begin the trek to the dining hall.

“‘S good. Big change, learnin’ the ropes of patrol. Makin’ sure Ellie’s settlin’ in,” he states. “And Ellie’s…”

“My family,” he says firmly. You nod, internally assuming she’s not his biological daughter.

“Well, I hope you both settle in nicely.” He feels his heart soften at your kindness.

He thought you’d have shied away from him, that you’d have listened to what people are saying about him around town.

But you didn’t. You took to him kindly, warmly.

He’ll be damned if he told Tommy he was right about you, He’d never hear the end of it… but shit, was he right. You were so kind and open-minded, and so beautiful.

The both of you making small talk as you trek to the dining hall, Joel lugging the crate into the kitchen for prep as you follow behind. He places the crate on the floor with a grunt. You drop the carrots in the box afterwards.

Rising to his feet, he sighs as he wipes his hands on his jeans, you copying his actions.

“Thank you again, Joel. I really appreciate it,” you tell him again. “Ain’t no problem, darlin’.”

Silence fills the air, save for the clanging and clattering of utensils in the kitchen.

“Would you… would you like to have a drink sometime? As a, uh, form of repayment for helping me today,” you timidly ask. A small smile breaks out onto Joel’s face.

“You ain’t gotta repay me, darlin’. But I’d love to grab a drink with ya,” he says.

Smiling from ear to ear, you nod happily. “It’s a date,” you say, before slapping a hand over your mouth as your eyes go wide. “I-I’m sorry. It’s not a date, it doesn't have to be. I mean, u-unless you want-,” you nervously ramble before Joel cuts you off.

“‘S a date,” he rasps. A soft smile on both your faces. The rest is history.

He wouldn’t trade that moment for the world, as he’s got you by his side now. He just didn’t expect that drink to lead him to trudging through the woods in the freezing early morning to cut down a tree.

He’d much rather be sleeping right now on his day off, but he can never say no to his girls.

Making your way through the woods, you and Ellie wind through the path while Joel stands and watches. There aren’t many trees, but just enough to scour from.

Not seeing any you like, you continue to walk down the path. “What about this one?” Ellie asks, standing next to a fir no taller than Joel.

Your eyes light up, a sparkly smile illuminating your face.

“It’s perfect. Great find, Ellie!” You yelp, high fiving the girl who’s equally excited.

“Hey, Joel!” Ellie shouts through her hands, her cheeks rosy and nose frosted. He clambers through the trees, saw in hand with his signature scowl. “Find one?”

“Mhmm,” Ellie says while beaming, you nodding in agreement. Joel sighs as he begins to saw down the tree. The trunk’s not very thick, the branches skinny, but still full enough to mimick the times before.

It falls to the snow covered ground, you and Ellie taking a few steps back. Joel stomps over to it, hoisting it up over his shoulder.

“Thank you, honey,” you whisper against his ear before placing a kiss on his patchy beard. His body flushing hot red from heat despite the cold air.

“Sure thing, baby,” he says bashfully, smiling a smile only reserved for you. Lacing his fingers with yours, you walk hand-in-hand back to the house with Ellie rambling ahead of you, vibrating with excitement.

“Joel, could you move it a little to the left?” You ask, hands clasped together over your lips. Joel grunts, red in the face as he shoves the fir to the left.

“A little more, please?”

Another grunt.

“A liiiitttllleee more.”

With a sigh, he shoves it once more.

“Perfect!” You clap. Joel rises to his full height, groaning as his bones crack and ache. You stride to him, leaning in for a kiss.

He could never stay annoyed at you.

“Thank you, honey,” you mutter with a dopey grin. Joel mirrors your expression, wrapping his hands around your waist and pressing his lips against yours. A saccharine kiss, your fingers curling in his grays.

His heart flutters as you sigh into him, your contentment radiating through your chest and into his soul.

When the fuck did his heart ever flutter?

“You guys gonna do that all fucking day or what?!” Ellie shouts, cutting ribbon and twine for the decorations.

You both startle at the sound of her voice, jumping in Joel’s arms. Joel glares at Ellie as laughter bubbles over your lips.

“Sorry, Ellie,” you call out. “Seriously, thank you, honey,” you tell Joel with a pat on his broad chest.

“No problem, darlin’,” he says softly with a swift kiss to your forehead before releasing you from his grasp. Joel strides into the kitchen to heat up some milk, with you rushing over to Ellie who sits at the dining table with an array of supplies.

You’re so good with Ellie, so patient with her while gently explaining how to string the dried oranges on the twine. She gets the hang of it pretty easily, holding it up and beaming with pride. Your giddiness mirroring hers, praising her as you waltz into the kitchen with Joel.

Placing a chaste kiss to his cheek, you flit around him as you pop some kernels in a hot pan. Transforming them into popcorn to make more garlands, and working in comfortable silence alongside each other.

You dump the popcorn into a bowl, you place a tender kiss on his shoulder before returning to Ellie.

Joel feels warm, and it’s not from the heat of the stove.

He preps mugs of hot chocolate for all of you, the chocolate powder stale but still good - the novelty of the gesture still there and just as sweet.

Padding into the living room, the sight of you two making decorations at the table and placing them on the tree tugs at Joel’s heart strings. Remembering how he’d help Sarah decorate their tree every year. Swallowing his grief, he allows himself to enjoy this moment while remembering his daughter.

That’s something you’re teaching him - not to take moments, things, people for granted.

Despite the pain, he knows he’ll confide in you later tonight about it when you’re alone. He sets the mugs on the table, making you pop your head up to flash him a dazzling smile.

“Thank you, honey.”

“‘Course, baby,” he says with a wink. Your smile grows wider, Ellie looking up and rolling her eyes. She playfully gags, Joel smacking his lips as his smile morphs into a scowl.

“Knock it off, kid,” he scolds.

“You knock it off, old man. We’re working here, and you keep distracting my partner,” she retorts. He scoffs, rolling his eyes. You can’t help, but laugh at their banter.

“Sorry, Ellie. I promise I’m listening,” your laughter dissolving into giggles. Joel rolls his eyes before getting a fire going in the fireplace.

Standing back and taking in the scene playing out in front of him. Hot chocolate, a tree, decorations being strung upon it - how is this possible? What did he do to deserve this?

He shakes the thought from his head, not questioning the good thing – the very good thing – in front of him. Instead, he enjoys watching his girls flit around the tree.

Ellie excitedly attempts to place the makeshift star on the tree that she crafted out of some stray branches and extra paper she had in her sketch pad.

She can’t reach, being significantly shorter than the tree. Huffing in defeat, she shoots you a look - both of you thinking the same thing. She whips around, paper star in hand.

“Joel, wanna do the honors?” She asks, holding out the star. Joel swallows thickly, never having thought he’d be doing this again.

“Sure,” he softly says, taking the star from Ellie and setting it atop the tree. The three of you stand back, admiring your hard work in silence, as you tightly wrap your arms around Joel’s middle. He holds you tighter.

“Looks good,” he mumbles. You nod, soft smile on your face.

“Hell yeah, it does!” Ellie giddily yells before cutting off her next thought. “No way, is that hot chocolate?!” She shouts, rushing to the table to grab a mug.

“Yeah, careful kid, it’s still hot,” Joel warns, still wound up in your arms. Ellie blows caution to the wind as she gulps it down.

“Ellie, slow down! You’re gonna get a stomachache,” you scold lightly. “It’s hot chocolate! When the hell am I ever gonna come across this again?!”

“I’ll find some more, jus’ slow down! Gonna be all fuckin’ hopped up on sugar,” Joel begrudgingly says. Rolling her eyes, she glances at the clock. Her eyes bug out of her head.

“Shit! I told Cat I’d meet her at 6!” She shouts before gulping down the rest of her hot chocolate, slamming the mug on the table.

“Be back later!” She says, slinging her backpack over her shoulder.

“Be back by 9!” Joel shouts. “Mhmm,” her tone dismissive. “I mean it, Ellie,” he warns.

“Sure thing, old man!” She says before reaching for the doorknob. “Ellie, 9 o’clock, okay?” You chime in, asking.

She turns around, taking in the both of you. “Okay,” she says with another roll of her eyes and an exasperated sigh before heading out the door. It slams shut, making you and Joel wince.

Joel rolls his eyes. “Girl don’t listen,” rubbing his face as he grumbles.

“She’s just excited, can you blame her? Besides, she’s safe here, Joel,” you say, comfortingly rubbing your hands up and down his broad flannel-covered chest.

“I know. Just still getting used to all this,” he rasps. The two of you still stand in the doorway, wrapped up in one another before a grin breaks out on your face.

“Oh, could you help me with one more thing?” You beam at him. His brow quirks up in confusion. “‘Course, baby. What do ya need?”

You unravel yourself from his embrace, padding into the kitchen. He hears you clambering, his curiosity peaking. You return with something behind your back, smiling wider now.

Whipping the sprig of mistletoe from behind your back, you hold it above your head. His features softening.

Joel immediately recognizes what you’re holding, beaming at your antics.

“Could you help me hang this up please?” You ask, drawing out the last syllable, batting your lashes at him with a sly smirk.

“Y’know, if ya wanted a kiss, all ya gotta do is ask, babydoll,” he rasps as he takes it from you, not missing the chance to place a teasing kiss on your cheek. Waves of heat run through you from head to toe.

Joel hangs the mistletoe with ease on a nail that’s been conveniently placed above the kitchen entryway, right where you’re both standing.

You must’ve put it up there when he was on patrol a few days ago.

The red ribbon you tied around the plant stands out against the dark framing, the fire crackles in the background and illuminates the house.

“Well would ya look at that,” his voice low and husky as he locks his gaze with yours. A goofy grin on your face. “Huh. Guess you gotta kiss me now.”

“Don’t need mistletoe for that, babydoll,” he whispers. The two of you connect your lips with each other’s. Sighing into him, you finally have a moment alone with him today. You card your fingers through his hair, a satisfied groan escapes him.

You pull away breathlessly, both yours and Joel’s eyes heavy and glazed over.

“Ya know… Ellie won’t be back til 9. We’ve got some time left,” you teasingly whisper in his ear while he places a kiss to your neck.

“Lead the way, darlin,” he rasps, the two of you rushing upstairs.

just felt like writing some tooth rotting fluff for my Joely, i love him sm 😔

i hope y’all enjoyed! 🫶🏼 thank you for reading 🩷

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leviscolwill · 7 months

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agora hills [smau]

pairing: joao felix x singer!reader [face claim: tate mcrae]

summary: you said you'd never show off your boyfriend ever again, but that was before you met joao

note: i didn't accent his name even once, sorry joao connoisseurs and other portuguese besties. might contain inaccurate spanish / portuguese translations

tagged: @ceofmercedes <3

now playing agora hills by d*ja cat...

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yn.mp3 ew sweaty

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IS IT WHO I THINK IT IS ⁉️⁉️

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might be idk 🏃‍♀️

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call me when he's gone

if he's leaving your house tonight 🤭

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he's not staying the night

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that's what they all say

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blaugrana.news joao felix celebrated his el classico goal by pointing at the stands tonight 👀

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ur.bsf i wanna show you off, i wanna you show off 💽

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thyln4gf · 2 months

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Light me up

✞ You, a well known rockstar. Your boyfriend, the golden boy of F1. Its a constant "battle" of "who's gonna have more of their fans turn to the 'other side?'"

✞ I have synesthesia! Here's 5 songs that I associate with this fic: "Light me up" - The Pretty Reckless, "Scarlet cross" - Black Veil Brides, "Scars" - Papa Roach, "honey (are u coming?)" & "baby said" - Måneskin.

✞ Warnings: Suggestive comments and pictures, fluffy relationship shite, cursing, google translate (italian). SMAU.

✞ Charles x rockstar!reader

✞ Face Claim - Taylor Momsen (The Pretty Reckless)

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madame-fear · 1 year

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can you write jace worshipping his twin sisters tits? like he just loves kissing, sucking, and laying his head on them?

(with borderline breeding kink bc he cant wait until they’re full of milk)

(posting this publicly i have no shame)

OFC BABEEE, i love y'all my shameless babes 👀🏃‍♀️

As I might (or might not) have said previously, Jace is absolutely grateful to the Seven for having given his twin sis big tits, and obviously, he would constantly dare to show how delighted he is of them by giving them love. Boob praiser 24/7

His head? always buried on your tits. You can't object anything against it/tell him not to do that because he'll lift his sight, and stare at you with puppy eyes until he convinces you to let him stay in that position. They're so satisfyingly plushy and comfy, and he just loves them so much, that they're his fave spot to rest his head.

His lips? Always find their way to your tits. Perhaps he's just placing some kisses on your cheeks or lips, and he will eventually leisurely descend to kiss your jaw, your neck, your chest... and, your tits. Jace will place so many kisses in there, and occasionally, would leave some bitemarks of dominance in there. When having intimacy, he will particularly get hard by just sucking on your tits, and he won't even get tired of doing it.

His hands? ALWAYS ON YOUR TITS!!!!!!! Squeezing, touching, massaging them, whatever thing suits him, really. Jace just can't get his hands — and eyes — off your boobs. Whatever thing he can do to show off how much of a tit lover he is, he'll do it. Bite, suck, kiss, squeeze, rest his head, or even massaging your back to relieve the pain of carrying such grand boobs.

Oh, and the breeding kink? Intense and hardcore af, shameless bitch wouldn't even hide it. It would be no surprise if you guys end up having a whole legion of children running around only because he gets turned on when he sees your milk-swollen tits, making them look even bigger than they already are. Would even squeeze them/suck on them to get some milk himself. 👀👀👀

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╰┈➤ ❝ [𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐂𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭 || 𝗕𝗖 ꒱꒱

━━ ❪ . . . tattoo artist!chan x twice!reader ❫

━━ ❪ . . . description : with yn being the members with the most tattoos, fans have always need curious who her artist could be ; ❫

━━ ❪ . . . smau ! 1st in the man series ❫

━━ ❪ . . . warnings : none ❫

━━ ❪ fc: chaeyoung ❫

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roses_are_rosie 😍😍

user this one might just be my favourite omg artist-nim ate once again

user THIS is her tattoo artist ? 😃

user yo why he kinda (more like extremely) hot.

gnabnahc ❣

⤿ user you are so fine sir.

⤿ user nip tatts ? 😁

⤿ user not onces collectively simping over yn's tattoo artist 😭

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user leave me alone. i ship.

ynusername you mean your favourite client ?

⤿ gnabnahc if it means you'll stop staring at me like you are rn then sure

⤿ ynusername oh ? nervous, bang ?

⤿ gnabnahc you are insufferable.

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user what lovers banter is this mother ?

user chanyn or nothin'✋

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user crying on the highway.

user chanyn>>>

user THEY MUST BE PROTECTED.

gnabnahc ...my favourite 💗

⤿ ynusername gonna go brag to jungkook rq🏃‍♀️

⤿ user he's jk's artist too !? ... YN AND JK ARE FRIENDS YA'LL END THE MAKE-BELIEVE FUDE PLS.

user this couple means more to me than my own parents.

user paris once here, who saw chanyn out in the streets together and I teared up just by the way he looks at her.

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darling-answers · 6 months

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If you don’t like the main fic there little just ideas at the bottom of this post. That are friendly

Just brain rot for my two favorite Overwatch women. THIS IS A LESBAIN FANFIC I REPEAT! GET OUT IF YOU ARE A MALE READER.

Trigger warning; Includes Mommy kink! Boob kink! Sorta lactation kink? Pet names, Reader is a Sub! Moira is a Dom, and I put mercy as a Dom to but she can be somewhat of a switch? Slapping of ass, not proof read. There so much other stuff I may of forgotten I apologize

Also I will be referring to Moira as “Mercy Friend.” Sometimes But Crybaby reader already agreed to be in a relationship with both two women’s just usually her small brain forgot that Moira is not only mercy friend but your her girlfriend to, SO THIS IS A YES TO SEX , Non-con is weird and gross and just Disgusting don’t anyone ever dare bring that to my request you will instantly get a ban.

This will be a series if you want more only if you guys want more. This just a huge brainrot 😭😭🏃‍♀️

I REPEAT! NO MINORS! I REPEAT! NO MINORS!

All I can think about is Being such a little crybaby and at the end of the day running into Mercy arms Sobbing to her about how Mean Mercy little friend is, how all Moira was doing today in the lab was calling you a little dumb Bunny who always just cries and cries to Mercy which obviously mercy comforts you and feels you curl up next to her grabbing at her top, and just begging her to tell her lab friend that saying mean things aren’t nice.

Mercy having to tuck you in and let you suckle on her boob just to get you to calm down, petting your head as she lulls you to sleep with that sweet lullaby of hers and just letting you have her boob to suck onto. Once your asleep she will still allow you to be latched onto her until she feels like your in deep enough sleep where she can gently put your head on the pillow.

Right when she gently closes the door to your room, she storms into the lab seeing the very women who brought tears to her girlfriends face, the Menacing Red headed who smirks seeing the very clearly upset look on Angela Face as she lets out a little laugh “ did dear little bunny come running to you again? I’m surprised you didn’t come in here earlier, Mh?” The deep Raspy voice heard throughout the quite cold lab from the Much older women of the two girls.

Angela having a argument between Her and Moira criticizing her for scaring you back into Angela Arms, knowing how sensitive you are, Angela puts it through Moira skull that being mean and insulting you will not get you to come run towards her arms. Moira letting out a Hmmm giving Angela a side eye as she keeps working on her newest test subject acting like she not listening but is in fact more than listening to the angry women.

Waking up whimpering seeing the one women your scared of sitting on the side of your bed, running her sharp nails and slimmer hands throw out your Hair, bending down to give you a kiss on the lips as she nibbles on your lower bottom lip. Her eyes piece yours as she gently tugs at your hair.

Her gently rubbing at your Thighs as she gently parts your legs to dive down into your Pussy, making slow circle motions on your clit, being very mindful of her nails as she bends down to give a little kiss to your stomach that leaves a trail down to your pussy.

Her starting to feast on your cunt holding your legs above her shoulder not stopping even after you cum and beg her to atleast give you a break, poor crybaby you are just having to deal with her both teasing you with stopping right before your orgasm and pushing you to your limits over and over until finally Angela walks in to let out a sigh, hearing you from even down the hallway she walks over to you.

Begging Angela to tell her “friend.” That your so sensitive and just to atleast take a minute break only for a mercy to shush you with putting a gently manicure finger through your lips shushing you until she can get her pants and button shirt off only to take her fingers out of your mouth and lay back against the headboard. Slowly ushering your head towards her boob where you will sit there suckling on as she pets your hair shushing you when you whimper around her boob.

Moira finally letting you as she sit there with a sloppy pussy that has salvia dripping down it as Moira goes to take her clothes off, revealing a purple large strap, coming to put three fingers in your pussy to scissor you until she feels like your finally relax. Grabbing at your hips she goes to turn you around so you are on your stomach, hips and ass up as she pushes your head down to still have you suckle on Mercy breast.

“ be a little good bunny and stay quite will you? We don’t need that whimpering mouth of yours letting anyone else hear us.” Moira would snark out as mercy shushes your little wiggles and whimpers whispering sweet nothing such as “ it okay she doesn’t mean it, mommy just being very frustrated today, it alright for you to be upset, it is not your fault.” She would gently kiss your cheek trying to keep you in her warm embrace as she gives Moira a glance.

Feeling Moira Purple thick Strap going in and out of you forcing you to keep taking such a big thing, your only use to mercy long slinger fingers something like this you haven’t even experienced before. Your already so sensitive and have had mutiple orgasm that feeling Moira purple strap touching that one spot that makes you feel like your really in heaven has you feeling like paradise. Your whimpering sobbing, crying out for help muffled by Angela breast trying to find a moment to just breathe and poor you, even when Moira just tells you

“ One more and I’ll let you have a break baby, don’t worry Mommy isn’t that mean.”

That turns out to be a big fat lie when she gives you Two more and still won’t quit. She just slaps your ass when you beg her to have mercy on you and mumbles out “ Are you going to shut that mouth of yours before I make you really make me seem to be the mean one.” It worked by getting you to shut up. But.. how many more orgasms will you think Moira will give you before you pass out, it not helping by the way Angela is rubbing at your puffy, red clit that just can’t handle anymore overstimulation.

Maybe next time it would be wise not to go to your other mommy about How your mommy friend is being so mean or she will show you mean. :(

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Other ideas I’m thinking about with Moicy-

Moicy x Bimbo Reader- Just imagine bimbo reader with the tight lab coat and mini skirt and the shortest button up shirt that barely hides your breast, just walking in there expecting them to not want to bend you over the sanitize counter and blow your brains out.

Moicy x Milf reader- Imagine you being one of the most powerful and successful Overwatch agents and working in the health department, bandaging up soldiers and working alongside very happily Mercy and A Depressed Moira who can’t stand patients and rather tell them to get over themselves until you walk into the room with the tits filled with milk and your body being a little fuller then usual having just given birth to your little mini me a little bit ago. Your ex boyfriend got you pregnant only to leave you, some days mercy and Moira would have to help take care of you cause some days it felt like to much. When you walk in with your little bundle of joy strapped to your chest with that little chubby face that looks exactly like yours and how you still have your pregnancy glows, no wonder when you have to feed your baby and breast feed them they can’t help but take gentle looks admiring how beautiful you and that baby is, maybe they will someday make you there’s.

Moicy x actress reader - There a live action overwatch movie coming out and you so happen to have to play both Mercy and Moira because you fit both of the roles so well that they can’t help but just put you with both of the roles, having to change some of your personality and your body just to fit with the real life hero’s, you put so much work and effort to make Moira and mercy look and perform perfectly that you get a suprised at the premier when they show up in a beautiful outfit just to come see the movies and when they finally find the cute actress who played there character so well, expect so much praises and other good luck coming your way, because of mercy and Moira connections with helping others they get you to be the stars of the biggest roles because of how well you did, even if you beg them not to they will try to buy you the most expensive gift’s and still stay in contact with you even if your busy or they are busy.

Moicy x reader who on there monthly cycle / them just laying down beside you and rubbing at your belly and hips, placing a heating pay and water beside your bed sides coming to cuddle at your side and whisper, pet names in German and Scottish. They just so in love with you and they will not want to see you in pain, they will do anything just to keep a huge smile on your face.

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bnhxx · 10 months

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Coming out of my shell to say that I'm petitioning to be Leon's annoying little sister

Some platonic sibling hcs under the cut!!

Warnings: Platonic! Au, a little bit of sibling violence and A LOT of sibling banter, mentions of ptsd, drinking and alcoholism and events in RE2 and RE4

It's always I want him to rail me! I want his babies! And I can respect that I can I can but...have you ever considered being his annoying little baby sibling that adopts him as your new family member 😇

Like yeah nah bro I wanna annoy him and tease him for having no rizz AT ALL and just all around annoy tf outta him 😤

Like he's an orphan but not AnYmOrE, scooping this traumatised boy up and making him WISH he never met you but also is weirdly protective you who "adopted" him as their "sibling", and now won't stop saying "point and laugh!" out loud everytime he does smth stupid in the middle of the office when hes back from a mission.

Like, please he just needs an annoying little sibling in his life, I know I can't fix him but by God can I be the annoying little sister he so desperately needs in his life

Like....I KNOW his heels have never known the wrath of MY FEET clipping his shoes up when he's walking too slow but he NEEDS to 😭😭😭 I need to post this and find my PEOPLE

Also I feel like being a sibling vibe you'd have tagged along as a civilian in RE2, also not knowing what the fuck was going on but hey, you're in this fucked up shit together now ig. 🤷‍♀️ And you have some family/friends out of state so after the event you take him to chill at a beach or smth w your family/friends bc you're both well deserving of a fucking break while this ptsd hits the both of you

n everyone talks about how fucking awkward he was w Sherry in game but ayo hes REALLY feeling it now...

Like you're joking when you're like "it's like you've never been to one of these Leon 🤨"

N he just looks at you like "Yeah I haven't 😐"

AND YOU KAHSJEVDHEKEHEJE

"You're like 😶....bro....you have now been absorbed.....as my older brother"

And he's like 🧐🧐🧐 at first bc what??? How do I interact w these ppl??? Why me???? but ofc they love him, he's RE2 Leon and although he's super fucking traumatised and still awkward asf he just wants to make a good impression on his friends' close ones

Also he's like sitting there like damn,,,,,I wish I had that 😔

So you're like wELP noW yoU dO 🤪

And of course they're super grateful to him bc he saved you so they treat him nicely but he kinda gets that a lot so he's just like 🧍

So after you tell them hes now your older brother you've deemed it so 🤗 they just start to treat him like that and he just, doesn't know what to do??? Do I salute them, (y/n)???

Do it make him salute them for at least three weeks until you tell him absolutely no one does that and he was stupid for ever believing you 😈

Tbh I feel like this would work for the first couple of times until he mentions it at work in passing n everyone's like 🤨,,,,so then the next time he sees you he just has that pissed off older sibling face and he's coming for you so you better have ran like you did in Raccoon City kahsjehs 🏃‍♀️💨

But yeah after a while you guys stay in touch, he's training and drowning his pain with alcohol and you're trying to get him into more healthier ways of dealing w his pain as well as laughing at him kshsjdhsjs

your just sort of there to support him even when he's pushing you away bc no idiot I will not leave you alone when you're training I will watch and I will LAUGH when you fall. But I will also cheer you on when you win and give you my favourite hello kitty bandaid if you ever get hurt 🥰

And he's super grateful?? Bc your like this stable sort of annoying person who's there for him no matter what.

Like he knows he can come to yours to crash if he's had one too many drinks to holds his hair when he's puking his guts out hungover.

Yes you are there in the morning to laugh and yell at him for being stupid but he also saw the glass of water you left on the couch next to the ibuprofen and chuck bucket for him. And the little blankets and they you always seem to have waiting on him when he arrives

Yes you will be there to do it all over again if he comes walking to your place after he's drunk again.

And Yes, you will also be there to show him all the dumb photos you took of him drunk on your Kodak once they get developed and cackle in his face 😈

He like actually learns to take a load off with you and relax a little bc you have a bond and you weren't just saying that when you took his ass on holiday, you really meant you'd be there for him and it means a lot to him bc he's never really had that stability in his life before 😔

Also bc the trauma bonding you just get him ✨️ like you can both relate to the horrors you saw and what you unknowingly found out about Umbrella.

Like maybe you work w him in the field or just as an archivist or smth but you're helping him w this cause too, dealing w the same or similar shit he's been dragged into so ofc you guys form a bond w each other.

And so by the time RE4 rolls around imagine you're like talking him through his mission on the radio n he's soo serious around Ashley and Luis so you can't help it you burst out laughing bc he's so stiff, and he's like THIS is a LIFE and DEATH siTuAtiOn now do your fUcKiNg jOb SeNd me tHe coOrDiNatEs

And you're like okay okay grumpy pants 😈 I'll give you the coordinates but you have to say pwetty pwease w a cherry on top for me 🥰

If it were anyone else he'd turn the radio off and find it himself but bc he does care for you, and you're like the only stable platonic thing he's had in ages he's like cursing and swearing until he FINALLY caves in and does it

So you give him the coordinates and just as he's about to go back to almost dying your like "I got that recorded fyi" and he's just 😤😤😤 at Luis for no real reason other than his 'little shit of an adopted sibling' kwhsjshdhd

But also imagine randomly calling him constantly bc you're really worried for him bc this time your not there with him and it scares you

And he's like, I'm not dying here bc who else is gonna put up w your shithead behaviour??? n you're just like, 'aww Leon!! 🥺🥺'

So hes like 'yeah so stfu and let me do my mission 😤' but you swear you can hear the smile in his voice through the radio

OR if you're there, with him it's even MORE chaos kshdjdhdjdn

Like imagine Luis flirting w you n him being all protective older brother on you, n you're just like 🙄 siblings amirite, btw Leon that's a prime example of how to properly rizz someone up you loser 😇 n your not running from ganados this time your running from him (again) 🏃‍♀️💨

If you engage in sibling violence he's like, you haven't hit me once this whole mission n you're like, I'm giving you a vacation since we're running for our godamned lives out here n hes thinking like 🥺 my shins have never know rest like this before since I met you 🥺

but he just gives you a little smirk 'heh' or some one liner and that's it he did it to himself his shins indeed do NOT know rest 💀

Being teased by him more and more as he matures but dw, you're always there to annoy him back 😇 and run tf away when he gives that older sibling look like he's about to wreck your shit for ever thinking of crossing him lajsjsjsbs

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maochira · 8 months

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idk if you’ve done this already but bllk dads staying up with their kid because reader has insomnia :)

Writing this rn because I know I’m gonna pull an all-nighter tonight 🏃‍♀️ (going on an 8 hour car ride to Italy at 3am(around the time when this posts))

Characters: Ego, Noa, Lavinho

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Tags: gn!reader, reader is a teenager, reader has insomnia

Ego

-does this guy ever sleep in the first place? No (I know he does. He has the type of sleep schedule where he sleeps for 4 hours, gets up, sleeps for 2 hours again, gets up again and sleeps for 2 hours another time

-but anyways the point is, even without your insomnia he’d be awake most of the night

-Ego lets you stay in his office and rewatches recordings of Blue Lock matches with you. They’re either exciting and entertain you when you can’t fall asleep, or they’re so boring you fall asleep in your chair after one or two hours. No in-between

-surprisingly, your father has enough strength in his body to carry you to your room so you can safely sleep in your bed instead of on the uncomfortable desk chair

-if you still can’t fall asleep, you and Ego also spend a lot of time talking about anything that’s on your mind. Sometimes it’s thousands of thoughts running through your head that won’t let you fall asleep, so Ego let’s you talk about what’s on your mind

-it’s also very good bonding time for the both of you. It may not be under the most optimal circumstances but hey, at least you get to spend time with your father

Noa

-he may be tired and just wants to get to bed on most nights, but he always stays awake as long as he can with you. He knows you feel lonely late at night and that can cause bad thoughts to come up in your head when you can’t fall asleep. And to prevent that, your father stays awake with you

-most nights like this are spent sitting in the living room with a random movie on the TV while you and Noa just talk and talk until you get tired

-he always makes your favourite tea, hot choccy, warm milk, or whatever other (non-caffeinated) warm beverage you’re craving

-occasionally, Noa falls asleep on the couch and you always wonder if you should wake him up or let him continue sleeping. Usually you don’t wake him up because you know how tired your father is most of the time

-but sometimes, he wakes up by himself after like 10 minutes and he keeps apologizing. He feels guilty because he doesn’t like leaving you alone when he knows negative thoughts could flood your brain at any moment

-that’s why he also made you promise to immediately wake him up whenever that happens

Lavinho

-he doesn’t mind staying up longer at all. This guy could get 5 minutes of sleep and would be as energized as he always is

-when you can’t sleep, you and your dad play video games together!! Usually competitive ones like Mario Kart but sometimes ones for which you have work together like Stardew Valley

-it’s also the perfect chance to catch up and talk about stuff when you have busy weeks during which you barely see each other during daytime

-but because of your insomnia Lavinho does forbid you to drink anything that has caffeine in it. Cola, energy drinks and coffee are completely banned from the house. Yes, he doesn’t drink it anymore either because if you can’t, he won’t either

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cramblm · 1 year

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Climbing out of my tumblr grave to post about the biggest project I’ve ever done in my life, and might as well talk a bit abt the future plans for this blog, since I don’t want to abandon it just yet! :p

I know its been a literal year, but as I said the last time I came outta my last hiatus, its mostly because I’m just not using tumblr as my main social media anymore. Its a lot more finnicky than instagram---my current main---considering the tag system works a lot better than the tumblr tags, at least imo.

Since that’s my recurring issue, I decided that I’ll try working with that crossposting instagram feature, that’ll post onto this app whenever I post on IG :D! That way I won’t have to fumble with posting separately ljdfldfj

Only difference between posting separately here and crossposting is that I’ll be nowhere near as active as I was back then, with posting my thoughts and memes. It’s a bit of a bummer, especially since hermitblr was my first experience w the community, but I got so many friends and mutuals on IG, and besides, I prefer using that app.

But yeah! Aughghhghdfjfjkd I missed you guys 🥺 ❤️ , I’m hoping to be more consistent here and not leave this blog dead for a whole straight year lmao.

Gonna go update my bio, aint no way im 13 now jkdfjk 🏃‍♀️

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lunanoc · 6 months

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Hey there! Your posts about heihua and xiao hua in particular have made me curious and I've only started book 7, so I didn’t get too much og book xiao hua (I have watched all the dramas though). Would you mind talking about him (and/or them) a little more? I'd love to read that!

And if not, then I hope you still have a great day :)

hi! i'd be happy to talk more about xiao hua and hei xiazi in the books if you're interested in my take on them (which honestly thank you i'm flattered you'd want it tbh 😂) so thanks for asking (sorry in advance for how horribly long this is)

before i say anything though, a few disclaimers:

while i do like him, xiao hua is technically not my ultimate blorbo (that's wu xie) so because the brainrot is less intense i'm not gonna pretend i'm an expert on all things xiao hua compared to some other people i can think of. same goes for heihua, which is a ship i do like but more passively, so again, not enough brainrot to be a super expert

i haven't read everything they're involved in yet, so for complete transparency, i'm currently about halfway through sha hai in my chronological order read of everything, and anything after that point i've read in bits and pieces only (like various extras, bits of yucun biji etc), so i notably haven't read flowery night. as far as heihua goes, the only thing i've read where they directly interact extensively is the beginning portion of what's considered restart part 2 aka the mute village storyline, but to my knowledge they don't really interact in real time before that point or barely. so i won't be talking about flowery night or the dragon vein trilogy that takes place after restart

any quotes will be pulled from merebear's translations of the dmbj books

i won't be avoiding spoilers so spoiler warning

NOW

with that out of the way, let's talk about book xiao hua and a little about book heihua. i'll be comparing to mostly ultimate note in terms of the adaptations but i'll try not to get too much into that, so the tldr of it is just to bear in mind their dynamic and xiao hua's character in that are significantly different in some ways from how they are in the books. if you want a good drama portrayal of book xiao hua imo the best by far is lost tomb 2 xiao hua even if even he isn't 100% perfect either. anyway i'm getting off track 🏃‍♀️

since you mentioned book 7, it's worth mentioning for anyone unfamiliar with the books that canonically xiao hua shows up for the first time fairly late in the story at the start of chinese volume 7, more specifically the xinyue restaurant auction, while hei xiazi briefly features in chinese volumes 4 and 5 as part of wu sanxing's double agent team along with xiaoge, but by comparison you don't get much about him besides that he's mysterious and competent on a scale wu xie equates with xiaoge. wu xie and hei xiazi don't interact much, so he's pratically not there and leaves you wondering what relevance he has to the story, which is only ever answered come sha hai. and more importantly at that point, there's no established connection between him and xiao hua at all, which is the major difference with the drama adaptations, namely ultimate note. you do find out later, both in sha hai and a thousand faces, that they're at the very least acquainted with each other to some extent, but that's information you only get much later. so essentially any heihua content pre sha hai is necessarily canon divergence au, and yes that includes ultimate note

xiao hua as a character then. it's interesting to note that he's fascinating in how eeriely similar he ends up being to hei xiazi in some respects, namely in how they operate, which is why i feel they get along as well as they do, but let's look at him independently first because there's a lot to say about him.

keeping in mind that the books are all, exceptions aside, from wu xie's perspective, xiao hua isn't named until fairly late into book 7. they meet by chance as they cross paths in xinyue restaurant, but he doesn't introduce himself to wu xie who calls him Pink Shirt until you reach a much later portion of the book that's never been adapted simply because ultimate note changed the story too significantly by introducing him early to keep that entire bit, which is terrible in some ways because it's such a fun scene, but we'll get to that later. in the meantime, here's xiao hua's first appearence, which establishes through frequent paralleled behavior that the reader is meant to preceive some degree of similarity between wu xie and xiao hua as well, which i'll also get to later:

Just as I was about to speak, the man saw Poker-face behind me and his face instantly changed. I thought he knew Poker-Face, but when I was about to start asking questions, I saw a man come out from behind Poker-Face. He must have followed us in. The man was dressed in a black suit with a pink shirt underneath and no tie. He was very relaxed. The man went up immediately and asked, “Young Master, the usual?” The man didn’t speak, but looked at me and stopped. I suddenly felt that he was a little familiar. I lived in Jiangsu and Zhejiang provinces, so I honestly didn’t have a lot of chances to meet acquaintances in Beijing. At this moment, my mind was stuck, and I couldn’t remember who this man was, but I smiled reflexively. The man had obviously stopped like me, and was looking at me with a very surprised and puzzled expression on his face before he also smiled. (...) The both of us smiled pervertedly at each other for a long time, but neither recognized the other. Honestly, when I looked at him, I felt as if I had seen him somewhere before. But on closer reflection, that was all it was. I simply felt that he was familiar. (...) The two of us shared a look, but we really couldn’t remember, and were both a little embarrassed. The old fellow with glasses was amused. These old Beijingers were slick and had seen all kinds of things. He gave us a roundabout: “Do the two young masters know each other? Let’s not stand here blocking the elevator door. When you meet someone you know, you’ll remember.” As he said this, he invited the other party in. Pink Shirt shook his head as if it was inconceivable, looked at me thoughtfully, and then turned and walked into the inner hall. He had only taken a few steps when he looked back at me again. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 6 'Auction' & 7 'Auction Part II'

much like hei xiazi, xiao hua is established as mysterious and somewhat unfathomable in a way that niggles at wu xie who can't remember why it is he recongnizes this man he to all intents and purposes should never have met given they don't run in the same circles and live in areas quite far apart. he takes note of how apparently disinterested he is when he notices that xiao hua is sitting across the iron triangle on the upper floor of the auction house, seemingly on his phone utterly bored out of his mind or acting like he's above what's happening really:

I looked carefully and saw Pink Shirt in a box on the left side opposite us. It seemed that he was alone and playing on his cell-phone. (...) Basically, it seemed like this was the only item being sold today, so all these people had come prepared to win. Thinking that, I looked at Pink Shirt, who wasn’t far away. He was no longer playing with his phone, but arrogantly sitting on a western-style sofa, and staring at the ceiling with his arms crossed. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 8 'Feast for Collectors', 9 'Memories Part I

but of course he's very much paying attention, as pangzi points out:

He took no notice at all, and simply wiped it with his hand and continued: “It’s time for a break, and when the second half comes, I bet another two million gets added. Goddamn it, this Fat Master has learned a lot today.” (...) He pointed to Pink Shirt again. “This guy is also very good. He’s been playing with his phone the whole time and hasn’t even raised his head. He rang the last bell just before the break. It seems he’s determined to win and doesn’t even want to compete. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 11 'Lighting the Sky Lantern'

and this is where we come back to how in some aspects he and hei xiazi are actually quite similar in their approach, in a way that's markedly different from how ultimate note sets out to contrast them almost glaringly. both he and xiao hua cultivate a persona of nonchalence with a devil may care attitude, but behind the false ease and approchability, there's a calculating and efficient mind aware of its surroundings at all times. in a similar way, very quickly you also realize that xiao hua, far from the prim and proper young master he's presented as in ultimate note, is quite literally just as unhinged.

from the moment xiaoge jumps into action to fight the restaurant security staff for the qilin seal, xiao hua jumps to fight him too, except contrary to ultimate note, this isn't in an effort to save face and throw huo xiangu off because he's working with wu xie, and again, he shows himself to be calculating and cautious:

Between one thought and the next, Poker-face flashed like lightning from my side and jumped straight down from the second-floor balcony. His behavior left me stunned, and screams could be heard everywhere. I saw him make it to the ground and turn over swiftly before I heard another round of exclamations. I turned to look and saw Pink Shirt had one hand holding the railing of the gallery, while the other hand was in his pocket. He also jumped down and landed in front of Poker-face. On the other side, Fatty gave a loud roar, grabbed a stool, kicked down the screen, and rushed at the hotel staff who rushed in. The scene was a complete mess. (...) A man who rushed up was knocked down by Poker-face, and Pink Shirt was protecting the front of the glass cabinet. The two men looked at each other but hadn't yet come to blows. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 11 'Lighting the Sky Lantern', 12 'Wreaking Havoc in Heaven'

until wu xie finally manages to get downstairs with pangzi, at which point he finds xiao hua, ass handed to him by xiaoge because it's xiaoge, but instead of angry or surprised or any number of appropriate reactions at being beaten up, the maniac is smiling gleefully. and wu xie understandably thinks it's really fcking weird:

When I came downstairs, the glass cabinet with the seal had been broken and the thing inside had been taken out. Poker-face was looking at the seal carefully and had no intention of leaving. Pink Shirt was getting up from the ground, clutching his neck and coughing. It appeared he had already been beaten once. When we walked past him, however, we saw him coughing, smiling, and looking at us as if he were very happy. I went up to the stage and told Poker- face to take the seal and get away quickly. As soon as I turned around, I saw Pink Shirt approach me and say, “Hey, Brother.” Fatty and I looked at him. Fatty lifted the table and Pink Shirt immediately waved, “Wait, wait!” He took a business card from his pocket, handed it to us, and pointed to the imperial seal. “I won’t stop you. Here’s my contact information. When you want to sell the stolen goods, call me.” Damn it, I said to myself, definitely not a serious person. Fatty actually went up and took the business card, and Pink Shirt made a gesture of invitation. I was so anxious that I pushed them aside and rushed out. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 13 'Huo Xiuxiu'

it's at this point we also get introduced to huo xiuxiu (best girl who i could also talk tbh) who's also an absolute gremlin who teams up with xiao hua partly at huo xiangu's behest to test the iron triangle. which is where get into the entire portion of book that couldn't be adapted, and is the part the ultimate note actually changed significantly, because the iron triangle aren't on the run from huo xiangu, she's the one sheltering them. and so xiao hua's real introduction comes in the form of an elaborate scheme between him, huo xiuxiu, and huo xiangu wherein he disguises himself as huo xiuxiu thanks to the bone-shrinking technique, so successfully even xiaoge doesn't detect it until all three of them clue into something being very wrong, at which point he attacks them, gets his ass handed to him by xiaoge again, and once again finds it hilarious and the challenge has made him want xiaoge around clearly:

He staggered but didn’t fall to the ground. At the same time, I suddenly saw him pull a strange dagger from his sleeve, which seemed to be an antique. Holding it in a reverse grip, he rushed towards Poker-face. I immediately shouted “Be careful!” only to see that Poker-face was no longer in his original position. At the same time, a lightning-quick shadow flashed through the air and instantly knocked the man out with his knee. (...) I knew that the real malicious one was this guy, so I didn’t feel an ounce of pity for him as I helped Poker-face subdue him first. When “Xiuxiu” got up from the ground, his whole body suddenly stretched out in a strange posture. He suddenly got bigger, his shoulders widened, his height increased, and the mask was torn from his face. When I looked at him, I immediately recognized Pink Shirt. He was gasping as he laughed: “It hurts way more getting hit when shrunk to that size. No joke.” (...) Pink Shirt rubbed his joints, smiled, and then came up to me and patted me on the shoulder. He turned and nodded to Granny Huo: “Yes, you have a good eye.” Then he pointed to Poker-face and said, “This guy belongs to me." — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 30 'Get Down to Business'

so essentially, all this was a very long-winded way of showing that xiao hua, before we even know his name and identity, is established as unpredictable, ruthless, calculating, faux insouciant, and a particular flavor of playful that wu xie clearly finds unhinged and is extremely put off by for a hot minute, mostly because he's not aware (not is the reader at this point) that xiao hua's entire life has forged him into finding amusement and challenge in unorthodox things.

in the same way, it's directly because of this that contrary to ultimate note (and even any of the other early dramas like lost tomb 2) he's also absolutely not immediately ride or die for wu xie despite knowing very well they're childhood friends. he abandons wu xie, who as per his assessment was in all likelihood dead or dying, to secure his own escape before coming back to find him, which is the point where wu xie finally realizes the single greatest point of divergence between them. up until then, both wu xie and the narrative make a point of establishing parallels between wu xie and xiao hua, and here finally, what divides them is made clear, and the narrative establishes them as two sides of the same coin separated by this one split in personal code of ethics:

He apparently didn’t rush to check on my situation after I fell into a coma, but continued to climb inside instead. He reached the end of the crevice, completed his task, and then came out to see if I was dead or not. I couldn’t help but feel a little upset. I didn’t know whether this could be considered a ruthless or firm mentality, but he obviously didn’t feel burdened by it. I had finally found a difference between the two of us. But since I didn’t have the physical strength and didn’t want to break our tacit understanding, I didn’t bother expressing this emotion. I knew that when it came to this industry, the habit of desperately rescuing your companions didn’t exist. There seemed to be a kind of prior agreement where two people decided to save themselves if both parties were in danger. It was actually very fair if you thought about it. It was true that Xiao Hua was uncertain about my situation at the time, and even I would hesitate to go back and rescue someone if I were him. I couldn’t help thinking of Fatty and Poker-face again. If they were here, the black-haired corpse would’ve had his head cut off before he could scratch my back. Or I would have seen Fatty rush out from those pottery jars and screw everything up. But I would have been saved. At that moment, I felt an extreme sense of insecurity, more than I had felt before. Although we were three people now, I was really only responsible for myself. It was a very disconcerting thought. At the same time, I suddenly understood why Xiao Hua hadn’t been grateful but angry at me for going into the cave to save him. He was used to solving his problems by himself. Before he did these kinds of things, he had already accepted that there wouldn’t be any backup or help. He wouldn’t blame anyone for his own death, nor would he blame himself for others’ death. Was this the Mystic Nine’s mindset? I felt a chill in my heart. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 53 'Snake Bite'

and to be clear, this doesn't mean xiao hua is a bad person, nor does the narrative present him as one. it's simply the point where both wu xie and xiao hua diverge clearly when up until then they'd been presented as eerily paralleled. the difference between lies in where this mentality and stance is one that will eventually cause wu xie much grief and trauma when he's forced to adopt it during sha hai, it's simply one that xiao hua adopted too long ago to function without, and has stopped dwelling on if he ever did. similarly, xiao hua takes even longer to finally look at wu xie and see his use and welcome his presence genuinely, where before he'd still been cultivating the same easily approchable persona, though wu xie poked several holes into it before then:

Xiao Hua gave me a meaningful smile, “I found another reason why Granny Huo asked me to bring you. To some extent, you’re also a knowledgeable little shit.” I grinned, thinking that these words made it sound like he didn’t want me to be here before. — Daomu Biji Volume 7, ch. 55 'Unlock the Password'

from there, once xiao hua begins to truly open up to wu xie as a friend rather than a burden he's been forced into babysitting, he very quickly picks up on their similarities and what divides them as well, and in a show of almost uncharacteristic mercy, tries to spare wu xie from the ruthlessness he's accustomed to adopting to an extent when wu xie is forced to impersonate wu sanxing and confront just how ugly and lawless the underground business is. it's why this particular scene with panzi is incredibly touching in that despite confronting him with the responsability behind his choices, he spares wu xie from having to have literal blood on his hands, and in that way spares the version of himself he could have been had life not twisted him the way it has:

“Tonight is the key,” Xiao Hua said. “We just need a person to ‘cash’ in on our ‘achievement.’ Pan Zi has to come forward to determine how many people are on our side. Then, Wang Ba Qiu and Lao Liu will be eliminated later tonight.” I was completely shocked, “What do you mean?” “Never put something off until tomorrow. This is Master Three’s rule and Wang Ba Qiu knows it very well. He won’t wait for death.” As Xiao Hua spoke, he looked up at the sky. “It’s going to rain blood tonight.” I gave him a surprised look, “You can say such terrible words without batting an eye. How do you do it?” Xiao Hua smiled, “My grandfather said that sentence, and my mother relayed it to me. I was only seventeen when I heard those words.” As he said this, he sighed, “Stress is the kind of thing that when you talk about it, it’s gone.” I frowned and felt a sudden burst of fear in my heart. I never thought this kind of thing would happen again. “Must it happen like this?” I asked him. “Why don’t we call the police anonymously and have them kill him?” “Mr. Naïve is a fitting nickname,” Xiao Hua said. “If I were your Uncle Three, I might have found a way to keep you naïve, but I’m not. Little Master Three, let’s face reality. This was your choice.” I was silent as I looked at Changsha passing by outside the car window. I remembered that Pan Zi had said something similar to me before. Indeed, this was my choice. (...) While we ate, I asked Xiao Hua when the evening’s events would begin. He merely smiled without saying a word and kept making me drink. It was a kind of wine I couldn’t identify by taste, but I suspected it was mung bean roast, which was the kind of beverage grave robbers used to drink. Not only did it have some crystallized sugar and medicinal ingredients in it, but it had a spicy flavor and tasted like mung bean soup. After only a few drinks, I got drunk without warning and didn’t even notice when I became muddle-headed. When I woke up, it was already the next morning. Xiao Hua and Pan Zi were lying on the sofa in my room, both covered in blood and sleeping soundly. I looked out the window at the bright sunshine and knew that everything was over. — Daomu Biji Volume 8 Part I, ch. 10 'End of the Act'

looking at all this (and this is is my purely my own opinion, so take it with a grain of salt), my main issue with ultimate note xiao hua (and heihua by extension which i'll get into briefly) is that he's not only in some aspects a little to a lot OOC, he's mostly a lot more one-dimensional where book xiao hua is anything but

as far as heihua as a ship goes, they don't actually interact much if at all until much later in canon, even if you interestingly discover in sha hai that it's implied that hei xiazi is working with wu xie on the sha hai project at xiao hua's behest, and that much of his trust in wu xie and his plan stems from xiao hua's trust in wu xie:

It was really a heavy loss. Why did he encounter such tragic consequences every time he tried to emulate Lei Feng67 and do good deeds, while doing unethical things often made him a lot more money? Was he being cheated by partnering up with Xie Yuchen and Wu Xie? He found it very interesting. He seldom completely ignored the details and promised others he’d do something. If he was part of a certain plan, then he had to know every aspect very well— not only his part but the others’ parts as well This was the only time he was doing something he knew almost nothing about, and the only reason was: “You just have to trust him.” He hoped doing this wasn’t a stupid decision. If this thing failed, then he would blacken the Wu family’s and Xie Yuchen’s credit himself. — Sand Sea Part III, ch. 117 'Fleeing Cockroaches'

there's also a fun bit in part I where hei xiazi, before disappearing to retrieve wu xie and wang meng from beneath the sand in gutongjing, leaves li cu with a backpack and a phone with one number he tells him to call for help, and once li cu actually calls it, you understand it's xiao hua on the other end who's entirely nonchalent about it:

Li Cu trembled as he picked up the phone, pressed the call button on reflex, and put it by his ear. After a while, he heard a voice from the other side say: “Who is it? Who called me just now?” “Well…I’m a messenger.” Li Cu said incoherently. “Someone asked me to give you a message.” He thought that after hearing this, the other party would reply to him and say “talk” or “wait a minute, I’ll find a quiet place” in a very low, solemn voice, but the other party said indifferently: “I’m a little busy now, can you call me back in thirty minutes?” Li Cu paused for a moment and thought, you’re even giving me orders now, before he said, “But this message is very important.” “My business is also quite important. If he’s really in such a hurry, why not come to me instead of asking you to call and give me a message?” The other party continued, “I’ll talk to you in thirty minutes. It’s okay if you don’t call.” At this point, the man hung up. — Sand Sea Part I, ch. 40 'Unique Number'

and it's arguable that much of the vagueness stems from the very real necessity of secrecy that the whole sha hai plan demands, but while much of this reads as "oh? he's inconvenienced? that's too bad, also i'm busy at the moment please call back at a better time", given how his character has been established before, it's safe to say this isn't the genuine annoyance and exasperation you get from him in ultimate note wherever hei xiazi is concerned, he's far too enticed by chaos as a form of vaguely perverse amusement. it reads far more (again in my opinion) as how much of heihua's dynamic that i've seen play out in the books goes, that is to say them prodding at each other in a giant mutual game of chicken where they're both grinning inwardly or outwardly like the gremlin trashmen they are

the entire premise of restart part 2 is the iron triangle and the baby triangle needling xiao hua into gossiping about hei xiazi because he's late to their get together, to which he happily complies because oh boy that's this week's chance at getting a tally on the prod sheet.

i'm not entirely sure this is coherent or at all what you were looking for, and is definitely way too long woops, but uh. that's my xiao hua/heihua word vomit? i guess? book xiao hua and/or heihua enthusiasts are very welcome to add onto or debate any of this, i leave the rest to the real experts 😂

#how is it that the first meta i write is for xiao hua #and heihua #when neither are my brainrot blorbos #i clearly need to do this for pingxie #or general lore #or wu xie #or xiaoge #but those would be actual books atp #please send help #meta #xie yuchen #heihua #dmbj #dmbj meta

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Make Me Write Ask Game

I've seen a few of these going around, and I wanna play! Send one of these emojis into my ask box, and I'll write a sentence or two from that fic and post it as a reply.

🔮Practical Magic AU Fic Tag 🍼Therapy Baby Fic Tag 🥃CNC 2: Semiconscious Boogaloo Fic Tag 🧸Babysitter AU Fic Tag

And I'm also gonna include a few WIPs that don't have tags because I haven't posted about them yet...

🫃Then and Now - A prequel/sequel to that follows Eddie through the joys and struggles of two very different pregnancies. 🧑‍🚒S1 Era TommyBuck - AU where Tommy didn't leave the 118 before Buck's probie year, and neither of them have the tools or self awareness they need to have anything resembling a healthy relationship. 🏃‍♀️Maddie Escapes - A different sequel to How Long Do You Wanna Be Loved where Maddie runs toward her brother and discovers that she is so much more than what Doug permitted her to be. 🕺Dancing fic - Buck's never danced with a guy before, and he doesn't want it to be awkward when he dances with Tommy at Maddie's wedding. So they practice. (Fair warning - if I don't manage to finish this by May 2 there's a 99.9% chance I'm abandoning it)

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lydiaalin · 22 days

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would love to know more about your horror cowboys! are they from a personal project or some other media (game/book?)

they’re from a game called Hunt Showdown, it’s an extraction shooter in a horror western setting where some entity called the Sculptor has taken over an area in New Orleans and is essentially corrupting every living thing (see: shambling zombies everywhere, giant spiders made out of a bunch of people, some dude made out of bugs, headless dudes that see through leeches coming out of their body etc.)

there’s a secret organization called the American Hunters Association which deals with the occult and supernatural and they went in to contain the situation and banish the bigger monsters, but the whole event attract the outside attention and there are rich benefactors vying for a piece of those monsters as trophies (and who knows what else) so there were a bunch of bounty hunters and money desperate, or people with something to prove, going in besides the Association and fighting over the, which has been dubbed as the Hunt

The three ‘cowboys’ I posted are my own OCs that are all in some way involved in the Hunt but ngl I haven’t really ironed out all their lore 🏃‍♀️

▫️ Amarante Montandon’s father was a Hunter of the Association who went in for the Hunt but never returned home, had left her in the care of their close neighbor. Amie ran away and went looking for him but soon after stepping foot in the city of New Orleans she was snatched up and put on a train to the Bayou with a bunch of other orphans, where Sheriff Hardin was using them as fodder to cull the monster population with the promise of reward if they returned with trophies, only to then shoot them himself if they survived (x, x)

Amie was of the few that survived, both the monsters and Hardin, and ran back into the Bayou where she scrapped by on her own for a while, before she ran into Hardin again who after a standoff and a brief talk of the Association and her father he offered to make her his Deputy, which more out of necessity for survival more than anything, she accepted - while she doesn’t trust him nor like him, she has come to be one of the more reliable of the Lawful Pact in the Bayou

▫️The Tracker AKA Eleanor Callahan was from a family of Wolfers (wolf hunters) in Colorado where she was one of their best trackers even from an early age, until she got tired of that life and ran off. She quickly fell in with the bad sort, briefly joining various gangs and robbing and scamming people in the city. Eventually she wronged the wrong people, joined a gang only to run away with their stockpile of money which of course they did not take lightly and chased her down tirelessly - they caught up to her in the Bayou and beat her within an inch of her life, leaving her for dead.

She was left in an area affected by the Sculptor and in her death roes was attracted to one of the rifts which are “punctures between worlds”, she was subsequently healed by it to a degree but was left visually impaired, only being able to see a short distance in front of her in black and white but also being able to see other rifts a great distance away, a kin to the Dark Sight the Hunters use, though they were required to use a special serum to acquire that ability.

She was later found and picked up by Felis and the Bone Doctor, Hunters of the Primal Pact and she ended up joining them in the Hunt, putting her newfound ability and her knowledge as a tracker to use.

▫️ Devany Kesserly honestly has very little lore at the moment, all she has right now is that she was killed during the Hunt by being shot and then drowning in the swamp, she was revived via necromancy on the spot by a Hunter named Gar, who was part of the Drowned Pact, Hunters who had also drowned and were revived by the will of some witch - Devany not being revived by the witch herself did not become part of the Pact, but she did end up with the ability to heal when in contact with water, even heavy rain

She also knows Amarante in some way but haven’t decided how and why yet 🏃‍♀️💨

#ahem this ended up kinda long and I didn't proof read (<wrote while at work) but thank you for asking! 👯‍♀️#the tracker #devany kesserly #amarante montandon

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fatuismooches · 11 months

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smooches is back 🏃‍♀️💨

Uh... I don't even know how to start this but... I'm back! After my like 3 month absence. I feel really bad about leaving you all hanging. So I'm not dead dw, I'm alive and kicking! I just had some personal things to attend to which came first and I was just too busy to run this and my life and blah blah... I don't want to dump too much

Thank you for all the kind messages... I'm super sorry to make you all worry. I'll be responding to stuff soon. But I'm really fine so please don't worry anymore 💖

I have writing pieces to post but I don't know how many of y'all are still here so please send me brainrots abt the harbingers or anything in general 🥺 I missed you all sm!😭 I'll probably reblog some things to get the activity flowing again...

#smooches talks #ik this is crappy... but um yea #i was just in a important part of my life #and future #and i really needed to focus on my stuff #and i just didnt have time for writing #or wanting to be online #BUT UM YEAH IM BACK NOW AND I FEEL 100% BETTER #the harbinger brainrot is flowing through me 100x more now

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thehistoriangirl · 1 year

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[We’re] More Than a Match Made in Heaven

I thought I couldn’t finished it on time but here is it! Honestly i dunno about the title, sorry if it’s too ugly, head emptiii

Specially dedicated to @uwuboowoo I’m also going to post the Jayce one later next week kdhjsjkdjf anywaaay; 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Viktor x gn!Reader**-----1.6K----SFW (but it’s a lil suggestive)

Summary: Viktor helps you to get ready for your birthday party [very original, amirite ;)]

Tags: **No pronouns for reader, but they’re wearing a dress, jewerly, and makeup| Fluff and only Fluff| Hinted ✨ arranged marriage ✨ for extra flavor| Reader’s pregnant (jkfjhsjdj sorry y’all babyfeverisattacking)| And you know what that mean: a lil bit of breeding kink idk(?)| Established Relationship| I think that’s all

“Do not blink.” More difficult to say than do. Viktor’s fingers were warm, but the pearl-white pencil outlining the bottom lid wasn’t, and you got the impulse of moving when the strange but awaited sensation of tickles ran down your skin. He’d felt it, because his other hand cupped your face in place, tilting his face toward you. “Look at me,” he muttered, leaving you craving his fingertips over your jawline and cheeks.

Viktor didn't have to tell you twice, you got drawn to his gaze naturally, much more now that he was so close, observing the speckles of yellow and light brown mixing in a honey-like hue. You could also feel his light breath caressing your face, moving the little hairs outlining your brow.

“Hmmm,” he added, brows pinched together while he took a puffy brush to add a light violet shadow over your eyelid, following the figure you outlined beforehand for him.

He was being extra careful, eyes squinted, with slow strokes of gold powder brushes and pencils while adorning your face. Turning to observe your profile and confirm he was painting both eyes symmetrically.

Viktor stood one step away, fingers extended on your chin while you tilted your head up to him.

"Proud of your creation?" you said with a timid smile, looking at the way the lamps hung in your bedroom sent golden hues over Viktor's cheekbones where you brushed them with light golden powder, almost a creamy shade of white.

“Not yet.” He left the pencil, fingers hovering in the air while searching over the vanity for the correct shade of gold, dark yellow and shiny against the lights, to outline your upper lids on a tiny wing. “Now close your eyes, love.”

You obeyed, and Viktor mumbled something about your fluttering eyelids—a tic you couldn't stop despite the vast amount of times Viktor had helped you with your makeup. The kohl was cold and smooth over the almond-ish shape of your eye, and colder air when Viktor blew so the tint could dry faster.

A moment later, you heard the recipient of kohl against the wood. Viktor was still in front of you, so near you could feel the warmth emanating from his body. Your eyes were still firmly shut, lashes brushing your cheeks fleetingly.

His blowing air was gone, one of his hands cradling your face while he kissed you before you could open your eyes. Instead, gasping with the unexpected sensation of his lips against yours, teeth nibbling your bottom lip as a silent question to let him go inside.

You did—because how could you say no to him? But the kiss was getting far away from innocent when one of his hands was ready to slide off one of your dress' sleeves, fabric translucent purple over the shoulders and in the exterior layer of your dress.

Moaning, you pulled his hair to drive him away, only to get a heated hiss out of him. His eyes looked darker, veiled with clear desire.

You frowned, fake sighing. “You’re smudging the makeup.”

He smirked, brushing your nose with his before straightening his pose. “Why do you think I haven’t put lipstick on you, hmm?” Viktor then half-turned toward the vanity, checking his hair, noticeably disheveled on the back of his head. “Look what you’ve done to me.”

At hearing his words, you did the part, gazing at your left arm. You could see the wrinkles in the sleeve Viktor took inside his fist to pull.

Further down your body, you could see the little bump over your stomach that the loose silk of your dress couldn’t hide. Not that Viktor or you wanted to hide it, anyway.

“You started it.” You patted your belly, straightening the fabric. Over the open balcony, you could hear the growing bubbling chats from the outside garden where the party would take place. The musicians were beginning to warm up, chords of strings floating in the calm winter air, a day luckily warm and cozy. “We should come down now.”

But you didn't move from the chair, Viktor's tall figure blocking your way, eyes driving up and down your body. You blinked. "What?"

He smiled softly, rubbing a palm over your baby bump—the only reason your birthday party was such a big event rather than an intimate reunion with your friends, before tilting his head so he could give you a forehead kiss.

"I may not be too anxious today if all I have to do is brag about my exquisite spouse and my future beautiful baby," his lips brushed your skin with each word, sending euphoric waves over your belly and your whole body, feeling your cheeks hot.

He retreated, fingers playing with the different shades of purple over the vanity. Every now and then, Viktor took one and contrasted it with the color of his shirt, giving you the one that looked more alike.

It wasn’t strange that he preferred to match the colors of your outfits, formal or not. Still being a little shy over physical affection in public, you understood this was his method of showing his love without having to touch you effusively and shut off the suspicion of Piltovan high society regarding the sudden marriage between you two.

Now your clan would possess a solid heir, one that will be irrevocably linked to Hextech, the perfect business arrangement, though not quite, not anymore. But most important, it would be a loved, long-awaited baby.

You turned your stool over the vanity, applying the creamy tint over your lips while, from the corner of your eye, you looked at Viktor buttoning his dark grey vest, golden accents shining with each movement. And then, grabbing the long black coat with its lapels decorated in abstract, starry gold patterns.

Your mother gifted you the same starry patterns in a necklace and earrings—motifs part of the family crest. When you were ready, tint dry over your lips, you stood up and Viktor took your hand so you could slide your feet inside the low-heeled black shoes that would be hidden from your long skirt anyway.

Viktor followed your gaze to your loved, comfy slippers. He was picking up your coat, the same black and patterns, but stopped when he looked at the purple lace outlined in gold swirled over the mattress.

He took the delicate lace over his hands, dexterously enveloping your high waist on it just up your rounded belly, his eyes never leaving yours as Viktor knotted the fabric in a delicate ribbon, matching up with the knot in his tie.

Viktor straightened your dress, helping you to slide inside the coat. Taking you from the shoulders to see you from a distance, humming. “Now I’m proud of my creation, yes.”

You kissed him lightly, giggling when his lips were covered in a pale shade of deep pink, almost wine, tone. "Which one of your creations are you referring to?" Your hands were patting the back of his hair, styling cream in the tip of your fingertips to fix the wispy, mahogany locks.

"You aren't my creation, love, however, I like the result of my little… hmm, creative project. It makes your eyes shine brighter." His hands were gentle and light when touching your face, thumb patting your bottom lip, golden eyes lingering over your mouth a second longer than they should for just inspecting the final result. "Let's go. The earlier we go, the earlier we can withdraw to our room." He arched one eyebrow. "What do you say?"

"Oh, and may I ask why you want to flee my party so quickly?" You hugged him by the shoulders, your noses brushing, and with you lost in his eyes, dark lashes outlined his gaze like burned gold.

“I haven't given you your gift, don’t you want it?” His cheeks were coloring deep pink, hands interlocked around your waist. You could feel your belly against his stomach, a knot of lust curled deep inside you.

“Unless it’s you, then no.” His fingers grasped the soft skin of your hips in a tight grasp. “We’re already expecting a baby,” you added, but the word came out as babbles when Viktor led you to the bed.

You clung to his shoulders, jaw against his shoulder so your hair wouldn’t get ruined against the pillows. Viktor didn’t move further, hiding his face in the crook of your neck, smelling the special perfume you were wearing.

"You're saying it as if we couldn't have another one," he whispered, nibbling your earlobe before putting you on the edge of the mattress.

You freeze, your heart pounding like crazy inside your chest. "You'll have to earn it," you said, voice wavering.

He offered his hand for you to stand up, helping you to fix your skirt and accommodating the pins scattered around your elegant hairstyle. Out of the room, the silence enveloped you while Viktor closed the door behind his back.

Smiling mischievously in a crooked grin, he collocated one hand in the small curve of your lower back, guiding you down the hallway with your arms interlocked. You stopped at the stairs landing, before descending into the main hall and toward the garden.

Blinking, you looked at him. “What’s the matter?”

He nodded, patting your back. “I was just thinking about what you said…” Viktor tilted his head, so his lips were brushing the shell of your ear. “I will earn my fatherly rights thoroughly.” He kissed your cheek, teasing the edge of your lips. “So don’t worry, the night is still young—and there are many nights to come, don’t you agree?”

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