#poor dick

[marysonla]

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Poseidon!Slade/human!Dick

#dick grayson #slade wilson #sladick #fanart #Creepy slade #Poor dick #dc titans #Yeah that little person is slade #Haha

[mylifeingotham]

Dick was done dirty in ‘DC Superhero Girls’ 💀

How is this the same person??

#poor dick #batman #bruce wayne #gotham #robin #arkham riddler #damian wayne al ghul #dc riddler #gotham riddler #joker #batman and robin #rich #dc robin #richard grayson #red hood #riddler #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #tim drake wayne #alfred pennyworth #dc super hero girls #dc joker #dc #dc titans #teen titans #teen titains go #nightwing #titans #netflix

[black-lone-knight]

Dick: I absolutely love Brulina but I prefer Clois more.

Tim: Huh?

Dick: You know... Bruce and Selina, Clark and Lois.

Tim: Ah.

Steph: So what's you and Kory's ship name gonna be?

Dick: Diry or... Kock?

Jason, can't control himself and bursts into laugh: Dude... there's definitely something wrong with your name. Can't get enough peni-

Bruce: LANGUAGE, Jason!

#poor dick #can't have some rest #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #stephanie brown #spoiler #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #dc comics #batcat #clois #brulina #Batfamily quotes #innocent quotes

[yes-im-a-simpp]

Bruce : Dick was an annoying child.

Dick :

Bruce :

Dick : I'm going to try not to take it too personally.

Damian : Richard, you're crying.

Dick with tears running down his face : I'm NoT

#dc comics #poor bruce #batkids #dick grasyon #they're siblings your honor #they're also very stupid #batfam #batman #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne #Poor dick

[ataraxetta]

Titans (2018) Dick Grayson is SO FUCKED UP it's very sexy.

#titans (2018) #dick grayson #like this show is an entirely hot mess #tragically terrible in many places #dystopian au stuff #but this level of fucked the fuck up is my kryptonite #poor dick #you are ooc in many ways but so spot on in others titans 2018 dick grayson #I want to pin you like a butterfly

[illiana-mystery]

😥😢😭

#poor dick #i just want to hug him #and comfort him #precious man #so handsome #he deserves all the hugs #what a cutie #i love him #dick suskind #the hoax (2006) #my sweet alfredo #my heart #❤❤❤❤ #alfred molina

[scaryscarecrows]

Hey Dick, what rhymes with Dick? ...Rock.

Your mother says you're her special angel, huh.

-Dick

#poor dick #he'll never live that down #can one even be avenged in that scenario? #asks #dick grayson

[joeyleesblog]

Me when I heard about Nightwing 93: My God! I don't believe! Dick was abused!

Upon further research, I discover the author's statement regarding this FACT: No, it wasn't rape, it just wasn't consensual.

Me when I read this:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE FRIEND?

#dick grayson #batman #I still feel angry about it! #poor dick

[curseoffrell]

@dramatisperscnae from here

"Uncalled for!? Don't you have a phone?" Elliot was chuckling to himself as he leaned against the railing, watching Dick as one might watch a duckling that has wandered away from its mother; adorable but concerning.

"Aren't you just late for things all the time?" He held out his hand, playfully tutting. "Give me your mobile, I'll install Google Maps for you. Your mind will be blown." He teased good-naturedly.

#poor dick #dramatisperscnae

[reebmiester]

apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

#batfam #dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #nightwing #batman #superman #bat family #batfamily #dc comics #my art #everyone knows about jon but they're being nice and not telling him #bruce has been given this speech 10 times. poor tim

[androxys]

#dc comics #dick grayson #my poor friend

[myshipsbesailing]

Tim : Who is this?

Dick , holding Damian in a tight grip knowing full well he will jump Tim as soon as he lets go : Our New Brother

#Poor Tim #keep him safe #batfam memes #batfam #batbros #tim drake #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc robin #robin #red robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #dc universe

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however. #larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

[meowpupp]

tw// overstim++, hybrid smut, bondage, gag, price and simon are assholrs, JUSTICE FOR JOHNNY ‼️

pup!johnny, who's been such a good boy for owner!simon recently. while pup!reader, been the complete opposite for owner!price.

you've been whining and yapping for attention constantly. you're desperate for attention and pleasure. spending most your time rutting against anything you can find. your big puppy eyes were at first endearing when you pawed at his cock, but it quickly stopped being cute.

price has had enough. you're so desperate, he can't get anything done. there's a thin line between needy and annoying, and you've definitely crossed it.

meanwhile, soap has been such a good boy. listening to each and every one of simons commands, keeping his grubby paws off his cock. he even resisted you during your weekly playdate. keeping his hands (and cock) to himself. even despite your pitiful attempts to grind on his thigh.

and so, naturally, there's an obvious conclusion here. two birds, one stone.

when simon tells soap that he's having an extra playdate with you this week, he knows something is up. it's unusual. playdates are normally a bargaining chip for good behaviour. but then again, being rewarded is something johnny never protests.

he had expected the usual, not this. as soon as he entered prices house, Simon gave him an order to follow. and so he did, only to find you bound, gagged, and desperate. all for him.

you're a sight, one that would make even the strongest man rock hard. wrists tied behind your back with pretty pink ribbon. you're dressed in white lace, the lingerie hugging each curve and roll. price had dressed you up for the pup. even going as far as gagging you, the pink dogbone shaped silicone making you drool all over the sheets.

you're already a wreck. your slick shines as it drips down your thighs. the white lace of your panties is translucent, wet fabric clinging to your prrtty cunt. the vibrator price used to torture your pretty clit tossed on the bed beside you carelessy. johnny's eyes dart all over the scene, drinking in each detail.

he can barely hold himself back, but he does. after all, he's a good boy. simons good boy. but it doesn't matter in the end. a large hand squeezes the back of his neck, simons deep voice growling in johnny ear as he speaks. "all yours, pup. show price how good you've been."

it takes him less than a second to act. johnny can't hold himself back, gipping your hips tight. you can barely take a breath as before he rups through the lace of your panties. he isn't nice like normal. instead of slowly lapping at your clit until it's swollen and desperate beneath his tounge, slowly stretching your tight cunt with his fingers- he forces his cock deep inside your swollen cunt.

he knows its mean. the way your cry and squirm beneath his tells him youve already cum multiple times. but it only makes you more fun to fuck. your greedy cunt sucks him in, a lewd squelch filling the room with each thrust.

johnny doesn't care if your sore cunt can't take it. he's not fucking you to make you feel good, this is his. his reward. his pleasure. his time to feel good.

his body is so taught and tense. each thrust is a reflection of that. his cockhead slams against your g-spot, merciless as he seeks his own pleasure. he doesn't stop, does slow. he refuses to.

even when you've cum 3 times, even when your sore, puffy cunt is stuffed full with his cum. johnny runs himself ragged. his pace frantic and feral even as you struggle. you sob and whimper into the sheets, giving price your best puppy eyes as try you beg for mercy despite the gag.

but he doesn't give it. "shhh, shh love. s'your punishment. this is what happens to horny pups like you." he growls as a big hand on the back of your head presses your face to the bed below you.

price and simon don't pay attention to you. ignoring your little squeals and yelps as johnny continues to pound into your over-sensitive cunt. they rub salt into the wound, praising the feral pup as he ruins you.

"such a good boy," "you can do better than that baby," "cmon now, harder. she's a toy johnny, use 'er."

they let johnny fuck you till he cant. your ass red and hot from his hips slamming into you, cunt puffy and swollen. johnny shoots blanks before he pulls out. he's whisked away by simon, praised by his owner till his dizzy. meanwhile, price cups your cheek, forcing your hazy eyes to meet his. "learnt your lesson? gonna be a good girl f'me now?" he smirks as you nod, not sure if you even understand what he said.

#IM BACK #finally we got justice for johnny #poor guy man #finally got his dick wet AHAHAH #price takes a couple of photos of the aftermath to remind you of what happens when you misbehave #tried a slightly new writing style #anyways eat up freaks (/lovingly) #mw2 x reader #mw2 smut #price x reader #john price x reader #price x reader smut #john price x reader smut #ghost x reader #ghost x reader smut #simon riley x reader #simon riley x reader smut #ghost smut #price smut #john price smut #johnny x reader smut #johnny x reader #johnny mctavish x reader smut #soap x reader smut #soap x reader #soap smut #johnny mctavish smut #female reader #price x chubby!puppygirl #pupsoap x pupreader

[karamellukrem]

the sweat i broke into when i realized how old this girl was in 2013 (image id in alt)

#ace attorney #franziska von karma #miles edgeworth #dick gumshoe #ace attorney investigations #edgeworth is not getting out of here unscathed either #but poor ziska has the elsa anna trauma double feature she;s locking herself in her room after this

[p1nkshield]

Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay…. #clark: maybe I don’t want kids… #bros got ​a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme