Date a woman of the winds with silver in her hair. She is a perennial lover, but she brings with her the joys of foreign lands, and stories that keep you up late listening to. Don’t fear, darling, she misses you too. Don’t worry, darling- she wants to hear all about that other lovely lady you’ve taken fancy to.
Phil: I can fetch you cheese, hold on, lemme just say this before I go– and it definitely will not annoy you at all– what if you guys went on a date together flying through the sky?
Pac: Wow, that would be magical! Do you think I can manage to do something to make Fit fly as well?
Tubbo: Every second I lose the will to live a little bit more.
[Phil and Pac laugh]
Tubbo: I wish Sunny never brought me back into this world. Hell was better than this.
Pac: [Ignoring Tubbo] Me… Fit… the clouds… the stars…
Contrary to popular belief, Red Hood wasn't actually a bad boss, Danny could attest to that. After all, thanks to a guy named Bill, he had gotten a job with the Crime Lord, and although he initially feared being assigned to kill or do "shady" activities, his boss actually reassigned him to his assistant.
So yes, Danny now worked directly under Hood's personal assistant, a very attractive man by the name of Jason, but the other goons warned him that it was very likely that he was dating Hood, with the amount of time they spent together so he didn't have to much hope with his crush.
In summary: Danny fell in love with Jason, but he thinks that Jason is dating Red Hood because of comments from the goons and he doesn't want to be "the third wheel" or for Jason to cheat on the crime lord with him, on the other hand Red Hood started flirting with him too and it's getting incredibly frustrating how unfaithful this couple is.
Meanwhile, Jason just wishes the guy would understand his signals, maybe the flowers aren't enough, he doesn't realize he's sending signals like Red Hood too.
Hi hi!! I’m glad you’re back!! Do you still take poly!mc reqs?? If you do then can you do poly!mc naked while walking around HoL? I’d like to see the brothers reactions!!~ Feel free to ignore!
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Hiii anon!! ‘n Yes I do!! If it wasn’t obvious I love poly MC <333 tho I did this kind of separate reactions, cuz it’s what I could think of hskahaj also just ignore any typos-
Lucifer is looking you over and enjoying the view!
But he’ll act all cool about it, his eyes slowly traveling over even inch of your body~!
“I feel like, I should be telling you to put clothes on, but I’d rather tell you to come closer~”
He’ll pull you closer, if you don’t move fast enough~
Mammon when is he not staring at you?-
This is just an amazing treat~!
I mean yea, he’s red in the face ‘n can’t make eye contact, but it’s adorable! and his hands practically have a mind of their own, grabbing your arm and pulling you closer, moving to squeeze your ass-
“C’mon ya can’t tease me like this, it just ain’t fair~”
Levi if you thought Mammon’s face was red, just think of that but 10X redder- yup that’s Levi!
“W-why?!? I mean, y-you look good!! Hot, amazing- just whoa!! B-but why!?!”
How is he supposed to focus on his game with you walking around like that???-
Satan acts like it’s just completely normal for you to walk around naked.
Right, until he’s cornered you in the library, his face falling to the junction of skin between your neck and bare shoulder, teeth grazing your skin as he whispers “Two can play this game, love. If you want attention just ask~”
‘n nipping one last time at your neck, before pulling away and waking off.
Asmo Starts stripping- jkjk tho he would-
Walks up behind you and wraps his arms around you, pulling your back right up against him~
“Sweetheart~ you’re looking absolutely radiant today~ but you’ll look even better on my bed~”
Unless you object he’ll start peppering little kisses down your neck, before looping his arm with yours and moving to walk back to his room.
Beel Is leering I mean looking!! respectfully ofc~!!
He almost always asks before touching you, but today his hands will move a bit quicker then his brain.
Squeezing or slapping your ass whenever you pass him.
“I just can’t help it. You’re teasing me too much.” before Beel’s pulling you in for a kiss~
Belphie He’s happy to spend all day just trailing after you, watching your hips sway~
Tho, his favorite part of the day was when you sat down on the couch in the living you and he could lay down with his head in your lap, you giggled out something about how his hair tickles your thighs, but don’t push him away.
“Mmh~ I like feeling your skin feels, it’s so warm.”
Just watch out or he’ll roll over just to bite your bare thighs-
Adding on an extra bit~
But if you walk into a room with more then one or even all of them, somehow there’s even more touching~ as they all try to pull you closer, before one of the others can-
quick reminder that your FOs love you very much and that they are so happy to be dating you!! they can't stop thinking about you, their mind are filled with thoughts of you <3
It's the sweet-toothed dolly diva who's a strict shot on both camera and gun, and also a vampire with a blood kink for some reason! Everyone give it up for the worst boss and best porn film director of hell 👏
POV you're Velvette meeting other overlords for the first time
mint icecream and cookie sundae, mime’s whisper which isnt a real thing but i saw it in a dream and whenever you tried to order it all the lights in the building would cut out, and cannoli
Yooo sex on the beach <3 CW: vague smutty stuff that's it-
Just another of the many perks of knowing the prince is that you and the brothers can use the private beach whenever~
Even better is with nobody else around you can have as much fun as you want~!!
Sunbathing in that cute new swimsuit Asmo helped you pick out~
Playing volleyball 'n jumping around~ and of course swimming!
Coming back out of the water, and the demons all watching the way the water droplets run across your skin~ until you grab a towel XD
Each demon waiting for the perfect moment to drag you off to a slightly more secluded part of the beach~
Like, when Lucifer pulled you into the little pavilion all the way on the others side of the beach and you came back with your hair in a mess and legs a bit wobbly-
Or when Mammon & Levi convinced you to swim out to the little cave with them~ and you came back with some very obvious hickeys / bite marks up your thighs 'n neck~
or when Belphie pulled you down onto the huge beach towel to rub sunscreen on his back then his chest and returned the favor~ then Satan came over and suggested something else they could cover you in-
Or when Asmo finds you and Beel 'hidden' behind some bushes, tutting that you didn't invite him.
But he can join in now, right~?
And finally winding down the evening, around the fire, watching the flames flicker as the brothers all enjoy looking at you~
All the new little marks they added~ and the way the firelight dances over your exposed skin just makes it all so much better~!
ok everyone im posting this here instead of my main bc i have more polyvees shippers following me on here. anyway.
there seems to be a lot of confusion over the ship names of vox/velvette and velvette/valentino. so i propose we actually decide on proper ship names for these 2 ships democratically.
now here are my suggestions:
1 - my idea was to use 'doll' to denote velvette, so the ship names would be staticdoll and dollmoth (or mothdoll)
2 - now this is an idea of someone in my tags (namely @//xmicrophonyx), they proposed using 'media' to denote velvette, so it'd be staticmedia and mediamoth
𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: Abandoned. After going through hell and back together, she was left there to fend for herself. Y/n felt as though they’d left her in the dust at the facility. A facility that had taken young gifted children raising them in secret. The eight of them had been taken as children and grown up together at the facility and just when it they had the chance of escaping they made one crucial mistake, leaving her behind in the dust. One big mistake they hadn’t forgiven themselves for, and she would make sure they’d never forget it.