#poison is great

[cyanidesymphoniesxylophones]

Haso post but about fungi, i feel like fungi exist in any planet, but only Terrans have breached the barrier of cuisine. Cue aliens panicking as their human crewmates eat the brown stalk button happily.

Alien: WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN XY

Human Xy: ... Shiitake chips?

Alien: Those are brown stalk buttons!!?

Xy: ... YOU HAVE SHIITAKE IN YOUR HOME PLANET.

Alien: Next thing you tell me you eat the dark rootsphere.

Xy: *pulling out a truffle* YOU HAVE TRUFFLES IN YOUR HOME PLANET.

Alien, visibly concerned why Xy is eating animal food: WHY DO YOU HAVE ROOTSPHERE ON YOUR PERSON

#humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are space fae #humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #humans are weird #poison is great #so shiitake and truffles grow native to those aliens' planets and are the main food source of both predators and herbivores #so they know what the brown stalk means

[marlynnofmany]

This is genius. Off to search the kitchen for new character names.

#naming characters #writer life #star wars #names #wanna write about a goblin named Pabanero Hepper #one of those goblins colored like poisonous tree frogs #it'd be great

[strawberrybyers]

being a slut and mentally ill means i’d do really well as a patient in arkham asylum

#i’m shy so give me a week to get comfortable and it’s all hands on deck for me babe #i could be insane in peace 🥰 #i mean i also know arkham asylum is like not that great but in my head i’d thrive there #therapy sessions just me hooking up with jonathan crane #harley quinn being my wife #jonathan crane x reader #scarecrow x reader #harley quinn x reader #jerome valeska x reader #victor zsasz x reader #riddler x reader #ed nygma x reader #oswald cobblepot x reader #penguin x reader #joker x reader #poison ivy x reader #arkham asylum #gotham #dc comics #dc characters

[ninadove]

Hello there.

[Slides elegantly into the tags]

Do you ever think about Emotion?

Of course you do. How could you not. But do you ever think about this exchange specifically:

“You’re not Adrien!”

Because Adrien is sweet, and forgiving, and kind. In fact, kindness is his defining quality — Marinette herself made sure of it:

“I’ll never tell another boy I love him before I know everything about him! Whether he’s kind or not, thoughtful, what he does outside of school and with who… I’ll know everything.”

But.

Do you ever think about Adrien’s development in S4 and especially S5?

Overtime, he has grown resentful of a system that exploits him relentlessly.

Of the people he gave countless chances to, only to be let down over and over again.

Of the web of lies and half-truths he constantly finds himself tangled into. A web that is only growing bigger, stickier, and trickier to escape.

And the Senticousins. Do you ever think about them?

Do you ever think about how they are each other’s reflection, identical and opposites all at once?

“When you bring a living being into this world, you have a responsibility towards them. Your duty is to protect them, love them, help them discover the true meaning of their existence. To deprive them of that… is monstruous.”

“To have a child is to help them blossom, to grow, to find themselves and to be free!”

Do you ever think about their opposite character arcs in S5 — one learning mercy and trust, the other developing a rage so strong it could destroy the world?

Do you ever think that if Felix can now have this exchange with his mum, and mean it:

“They’re all monsters!”

“Not all of them.”

Then there’s nothing stopping Adrien from saying this:

“Look closer, Marinette. They’re the monsters.”

#AND I LOVE HIM FOR IT 💚🐈‍⬛ #To be clear I don’t necessarily think he’d mean it. He probably wouldn’t. #But if he did who could blame him? He has so much to deal with #He’s a child being protected by children and all of them are trapped in this world the adults poisoned for them #Felix and him really aren’t that different. He could be plagued by these feelings too. I have no doubt he��d heal from them down the line #But I would LOVE him to use the world “monster(s)” in S6 (PLEASE NOT AGAINST FELIX THOMAS LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME THOMAS —) #It would be such a beautiful callback to Emotion and a great illustration of how much his grief is changing him #And how it could take over like it did with Gabriel if he’s not careful. Thank you for coming to my DUUSU Talk #miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chat noir #antichat #felix graham de vanily #argos #senticousins #marinette dupain cheng #adrinette #kagami tsurugi #feligami #amelie graham de vanily #mlb spoilers #mlb emotion #random ramblings

[elspeth-catton]

[saltburn characters + text posts part 2 (but it's just felix being poisoned)]

#saltburn #saltburn 2023 #saltburn spoilers #incorrect saltburn quotes #oliver quick #felix catton #felix x oliver #oliver x felix #sorry about this #also i know technically it was an OD and not traditional poison but still #i don't actually know what felix and oliver's ship name is #cattonquick #? #i saw a few people using that but feel like you could use that for any of the cattons and ollie though so i feel like it doesn't work great? #idk something to think about

[vinillain]

In the palm of my hand

#wwwwwAITEERRR MORE TRAGIC DOOMED YURI PLEASE!! #wakfu #wakfu amalia #wakfu yugo #wakfu toross #I mean he is a hand but yeah #eliatrope #wakfu season 4 #king yugo #wakfu s4 #the great wave #wakfu the great wave #ankama #krosmoz #wakfu fanart #stasis #stasis poisoning #french cartoon

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when a character says the name of the episode

#house md #prince's talk tag #flashing #repitition #so as i was watching this show i noticed they'd say the episode title in the episode #so i wanted to see how many times they did it #the people on livejournal who made transcripts of the episodes are my saviors and without them this would of been so much harder to do #thank you all for your service and i hope wherever you all are you're having a great day #sometimes they would use a variation of the word like in the episode poison they would say 'poisoned' or 'poisoning' #i did not include those instances #there was an instance in 'merry little christmas' where they do play the song in the show #but since ella fitzgerald was not a character in the show i did not include it #where as in the episode 'joy to the world' the students are singing it in the concert so i did include that #i apologize for the tonal whiplash when you get to that part but it did make me laugh #one of the times kutner says 'locked in' is overshadowed by the POTW's voice over but i assure you he says it and thats why its in there #out of the main characters from the one who said the title the most to least are #House > Foreman > Wilson > Chase > Cuddy > Adams > Cameron and Taub > Kutner > Thirteen and Park #this took a bit to do lolol its probably been done already but i wanted my own #there is a chance im missing some on technicalities but idc. im fine with this #there are two more i wanna do but with a character saying another character's name but ill do that some other time #EDIT: When I was making this video I was unaware that the Pilot episode went by two names: 'Pilot' and 'Everybody Lies' #Basically everywhere I looked the first episode was only referred to by 'Pilot' #which I found weird bc i remember seeing somewhere that the last episode was paired with the first episode in terms of title #but i couldn't find hard proof so I decided to leave it out at the time #well i checked again last night and yea the pilot IS also called Everybody Lies so I updated the video #I also think it goes well with the fact that House does say 'Everybody Dies' in the finale so another reason to fix it #AND he says it without Wilson while he and Wilson say the title of the pilot sooooo yea hehehehehe

[phuntyme69]

#dominican poison #miss issy #amazing breasts #lovely breasts #great breasts #sexy breast #massive breasts #perfect breast #Boobilicious #sexy titts #big tittays #huge titts #huge natural melons

[kasirose]

Happy happy birthday to the resident high warlock of glitter and our hearts, Magnus Lightwood-Bane!

#magnus bane #magnus bane fanart #malec #and now to present all his titles #husband of alec lightwood #father to max and rafe #high warlock of brooklyn #the great poison #harbringer of debauchery #magnus lightwood bane #1/2 of the perfection that is malec #shadowhunters #shadowhunters fanart #the mortal instruments #my art #tsc #happy birthday magnus bane

[atelier-melvalda]

She gets her like no one else ever did

#Harlivy #wlw #sapphic #Harley Quinn #Pamela Isley #Poison Ivy #Harleen Quinzel #dc universe #Batman #dc fanart #my girls I love them so much #Harleen is the only one that gets Pamela and is actually able to help her deal with stuff #they are eachothers safe person #Harleen being the first person / therapist Pam actually trusts and opens up to #they are such a power duo #(them and Catwoman are such a great trio) #Love to see them and my girl Batgirl interact #Harley learning and becoming a hero is so coool I love you girl

[cyanidesymphoniesxylophones]

HASO but aliens find out that some humans are mithraditic

Mithraditism, by definition and simplified, is immunity to poison.

"Aaret, have you seen my potato plants?" Human Olivia asked her alien crewmate, as she looked around the greenhouse.

"It seems human Xy has taken them a while ago and replaced then around sector E3 afterwards. Is something the matter?"

"There's a lot of matters. Those plants were flowering, and Xy likes eating the flowers."

"? Pardon, but aren't potatoes edible?"

"If you count the greeneries and the flowers as edible, you'd be as good as if you ate the rotsack seed fresh and undiluted."

"What?! Then shouldn't we stop--?!" Aaret was stopped by the sight of the Human Xy in question, walking in with a handful of fried flowers, and a platter of fried potato. "Made snacks. Want some?"

"Human Xy, you musn't ingest those flowers!" Aaret's voice coming out of their two mouths was rising due to concern. "They're highly toxic!"

"... So is your cuisine to normal humans, Aaret. Have I refused your food ever?" Xy chuckled.

"See, 'Ret, Xy can eat whatever he wants. He's mithraditic."

"What's that?! Some sort of... Genetic mutation that allows humans to just not be poisoned?!"

"Yes and no. It's eating enough poison to not be affected by it."

"WHAT?!" Aaret was shocked by very little things, but every new thing they learned about humans just took off the calm face they had.

"Remember the tha-kari you use to cook, Aaret? Why around a day or two's worth disappeared?"

"I-I chalked it up to vermin from my homeworld."

"Well, Xy's legally classified as a vermin from your homeworld then. That's why he was sick for half a day." Olivia sighed.

"Listen, new encounters, new food. And speaking of, eat up, Liv. I promise there's no funny business in the fries."

"You used up 5 of my plants to snack. I'm taking your next salary."

Aaret has never seen Xy distressed until his food money gets threatened. Humans are... Strange.

#humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans are space fae #humans are deathworlders #humans are space australians #poison is great

[dykealloy]

#zoro just eating sushi on a riverboat cruise under the cherry blossoms. gambling all his money. starting fights in the gambling dens. #all the while luffy is IN THE MINES #zoro: this place is great! (smashing box after box of poisoned fish) #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #eustass kid #one piece #op #CJ's op watch-through #one piece spoilers #zolu

[ruiiplume]

I rerendered this pic now i realized how to decently render it ig lmao

Closeups/procreate jumpscare

Bad and Dark feat. Manager Scarlet ❤️🤎💜🖤

#ruii.art #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #b.a.d. 4 #bad4 #we're bad 4 you #prolly the best evil plan they ever conducted lmao #zz skull #tnt #manager scarlet #hellhound #mushy p #licorice cookie #choco werehound brute #don carlos #pomegrante cookie #red velvet cookie #poison mushroom cookie #had a great time experimenting locks and drawing anthro #good shit 👍🏾

[alridpath]

Last of the Valentine’s Day ship doodles! A bit late lol ♦️🌿

#alridpath #illustration #fanart #dc comics #dc #harley quinn #poison ivy #pamela isley #harlivy #I took great liberties with the designs lol

[randombook4idk]

thinking about Giles and Evil Queen. the bitter irony they hold. how Giles always believed his students should be able to step out of their pre-destined pages and write their own stories and then one of them does.

but it's the Evil Queen who does. she already has poisoned Wonderland and taken the Storybook of Legends, and if she doesn't get stopped who knows what other evil deeds she might commit. so she gets banished to the mirror realm.

Giles still believes everyone should get to chose their destiny, but what happened to his old student continues to haunt his mind. how funny it is that Evil Queen did what he wished. how funny it was how he was there to trap her in the mirror. how funny it is that he punished his own student for what he taught. but no one is laughing.

and to twist the knife he gets betrayed by his own brother, the same person with who he banished the Evil Queen, and gets trapped below the school, away from others eyes and no one to understand him. now both him and Evil Queen are in their own prisons with no hope of freedom for the same crime they commited in different ways.

#eq: i dont like my destiny i wanna do somethung different #giles happy that another person wont be forced to be a bad person: that's great news- #eq: like why limit myself to a poisoned apple when i could use my evil power to conquer the world!!😈😈 #giles: how...lovely #giles & eq thoughts hit out of the sudden so now im gonna be annoying #eah #ever after high #giles grimm #eah giles #eah evil queen

[poison-uwu]

♡ Good morning from your favourite elf ♡

Uncensored

#good morning #i hope you're having a great day/night ❤️ #myself #poison uwu #pansexual #elf ears #elf girl #sexy elf #big tiddy stoner #big tiddy committee #onlytease #onlyf@nz #selling customs