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napping-sapphic · 9 months

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Hate when people who already know that they’re taller than me ask my height like girl stop asking me for numbers the answer is YES i would have to get on my tiptoes to kiss you and also YES it would give me butterflies like whatever🙄

#wlw #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #wlw mood #i am offering a palm full of oats to tall women #pls come date me #like yes bestie there are two options #i am either on my tiptoes or pulling you down by the collar #and both of these options are phenomenal #AND YET?? we aren’t doing either??#like wtf #i remembered tall women exist today and almost passed out #like PLEASE #im in love with you #im gay and i like sleeping

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rustytrident · 1 year

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mammon who is so loud about being attracted to you, you never have to doubt yourself.

mammon who sees you in a crowd and yells "and who's that sexy person i see over there?" and won't stop until you admit it's you and smile at him.

mammon who will hold you hand or your arm or your waist or anything while you're out just to show you that he's there (he won't let go unless he has to).

mammon who will demand you get paid, no matter what, no matter where or when. you're in the damn human world thinking your employer won't pay you extra for the extra hours you've put in after their demand and you see like double the money in you bank account. don't question it just go buy yourself something pretty and send him a pic.

mammon whose brain goes "where is humnan. my humnan where" when he's away from you for a while but always checks if you want to see 1) people and 2) him, before he comes over. yes, he does burst in your room but it's consensual.

mammon who mimics his crow familiars in more ways than one and makes non human, bird-like noises when he's happy (especially when he's happy with you, and everyone recognises the difference in pitch except from you).

just mammon <//3

#obey me #obey me shall we date #mammon x reader #obey me mammon #the first one may have come to me in a dream #literally #and inspired the whole thing pls say thank you to rem sleepy time #sing me a song // the song of our glory

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willowser · 6 months

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I think 30 year old bakugou with absolutely no romantic experience would love pride and prejudice , the movie and the book. him just coming home late, turning on the tv after he’s done changing and eaten so he can binge watch it again… same thing goes for 30 yr old midoriya who neglected romance bc of his career. tried to talk abt the book w katsuki but kats got so embarrassed 💀

omg......i'm kissing your brain akfhsuajqk i love this SO MUCH swoon. he loves that movie !!! 🥺🥺 it gets him right in the chest !!! 🥺 and his copy of it is so worn out and the spine is broken 🥺 it's like a comfort for him 🥺 and PLEEEASSEE DEKU TOO JAHFJDJAKA ofc they would have this in common......deku has no shame about it but every time he brings it up to bkg, katsuki is like. i'll rip your spine out of your body. shut up. LMAOOO

#pls anon i am smooching you i love this sm #imagine him laying on the couch reading it 🥺🥺 his worn out copy 🥺🥺🥺#WAAAHHHHH #then when you start dating and coming over he's like. hiding it LOL #waaahhh i would melt on the spot if i found it stashed somewhere akfhejqkqk #i love this i love the idea of deku trying to bring it up bkg gets SO RED #also. 30 yo bkg with no romantic experience. you had me right there. chef's kiss.#✿ ask willow

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cosmicstarlatte · 1 year

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⚠️🔞nsfw minors/ageless/blank blogs dni

give me dark circles and eye bags lucifer

I (aggressively) demand the joint pain having, glasses wearing, no caffeine after 4pm, vitamin taking, pretends to be perfect but is actually kind of awkward (pathetic) demon dilf. Let me hug and cuddle this poor exhausted man. Let me fight with him about eating enough and staying hydrated with liquid that's not demonus. Let me reward a tired hard working luci by riding him and giving him a mind shattering orgasm where he then takes a well deserved nap right after. And when he wakes up you bet your ass im taking him on that beloved factory tour he gets so giddy about.

To keep this worn out demon dilf from me is a violation of my human rights and IM TIRED OF IT

#this lucifer brainrot has me in a chokehold today and pls I HOPE IM NOT THE ONLY ONE 😭#obey me lucifer #obey me lucifer headcanons #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me humor #Thank you for coming to my Ted talk and hearing my rambles truly you are great #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹#shitpostcifer

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nnnneeev · 1 year

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Solomon from the official obey me manga (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

#obey me #obey me solomon #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #hes so cute #i love him your honor #pls come home #there are few chapters that are missing from the twtr events 🤧

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revasserium · 10 months

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I'm being a rebel and requesting Ikesen Masamune and barefoot 💜

send me one and a character u__u

hurricane (prompt: barefoot)

masamune; 1,813; fluff and... that's it; @violettduchess is quite possibly one of the only ppl who can get me to write for a fandom that i had no plans in joining BUT HERE I AM FOLKS. here the fuCK i am.

he has always been a hurricane.

there are moments in a person’s life big enough for a single choice to put them on a completely different path, and then — there are those moments, much smaller moments, adding up to that one, bigger, monumental, life-changing moment. this is one of the latter.

the moon is heaven bright, swinging low in a full-bellied sky, and insomnia had plagued you till you’d come into the inner gardens for refuge. at least here, it felt like you were stuck between the pages of a waking dream. so… sleep-adjacent, right? right.

you swing your feet off the edge of the pristinely mopped wooden walkways, your sketchbook propped in your lap, a charcoal pencil gliding over the smooth, moon-bleached pages. you let your hand take the drawing where it wants, and these days, there’s only one place that your hand (and, subsequently the rest of your mind and body) seems to want to go.

masamune.

he appears as fish-tail flicks of your wrist bring him to life on the pages, each sketch fluid and overlapping with the next, almost like the depiction of dance — the crinkle at the edge of his eye, the curve of his hand as he rests it on the hilt of one of his blades, the strong, graceful slope of his shoulders and back, the crescent moon curve of his lips as he smiles, ever light, ever teasing, in your direction.

“ah… is that what i look like?”

his voice makes you jump, and even now after all this time, it sets your heart racing in your chest as you whirl around to find his nose inches from yours, that self-same smile hinged across his damnably gorgeous lips.

“w-wh — why aren’t you sleeping?” is your stumbling, cobbled together response to being jump-scared in the middle of his castle pagoda, but it’s the best you could come up with. he only leans back, chuckling, his arms tucked into the long thin sleeves of his kosode as he casts his eye up towards the full moon, his expression for once devoid if mischief or calculation. it’s strange, seeing him like this, so still and so quiet, and something about it makes you go still too, wondering if this is what its like to be caught in the eye of the storm, where the quiet is only ever momentary and destruction dances just beyond where your mind can reach.

“i could ask the same of you, kitten. so tell me… why aren’t you sleeping?” he grins as he joins you, propping one arm on a bent knee, watching as you gather yourself, palms pressing to the pages of your sketchbook.

“i… i couldn’t sleep.” you look down at your own knees, and it strikes you then that your feet are still bare. you can’t help glancing at masamune, and sure enough, his feet are bare too. no wonder i hadn’t heard him coming.

but something about this sets you off, the sight of his bare feet next to yours, and even though it shouldn’t be so tantalizing a thing — the flicker of bare flesh, the hint of skin unseen— you feel like one of those ancient victorian maidens, blushing at the sight of bare ankles.

you can’t help it; you start to laugh.

and masamune, sitting beside you, finds himself transfixed, held still by the sound of your laughter, pouring from you like rainwater from a stream. so clear and beautiful it sets his body arrack with shivers.

“what?” he asks, quirking an eyebrow, “is there something on my face?”

at this, you pause, stifling your giggles with a hand pressed to your lips, and you look at him. your eyes meet, and not for the first time, you feel yourself falling into them — into him. even like this, his one blue eye is something of a miracle, a thing of celestial majesty. it wasn’t until you’d met him that you’d realized what blue eyes look like up close — up close, they are the shattered light of a millions stars, fractured and reformed and singing through a universe of endless dark to end up here, shining out from him and landing on you, and god — he’s looking at you like all those million, billion years of starlight had traveled the expanse of every galaxy just to look at you.

just to see you like he does now.

“no… there isn’t,” you say, whisper, more like, reaching out a hand to trace your thumb over the lid of his closed eye. he doesn’t push you away. instead, he leans in closer.

“then, what’s so funny, kitten?”

you simply shake your head, trying to swallow down your belly-full of laughter, your mind showing you a strobe-quick flash-forward of you trying to explain the concept of foot kinks and websites that cater to such 500 years in the future before deciding — no. alas, tonight is not the night you try to educate one date masamune on the intricacies of body part kinks. though no doubt he’d take it in stride. no — that thought too, you tamp down before you’ve the mind to follow it down into a deep, dark rabbit hole from whence you might never recover or be recovered.

“tell me, please…” he grins, a grin that is simultaneously plea and pleasure, and in it, you can hear the knife-sharp promise of desire, “i’d like to know if something other than me has the power to make you laugh so much.”

“it’s just —” you bite your lips, fighting for the words, “we’re both barefoot.”

he blinks. and you can tell that whatever he was expecting the answer to be, this is clearly not it.

you track the flitter of emotions as they dance in quicksilver steps across the planes of his face — surprise, confusion, amusement, all painted porcelain perfect on the dark of his brows, the faint twitch of his lips. finally, he settles on a sorted of muted bemusement as he cocks his head at you.

“and… do people of your time tend to sleep with socks on?”

“no, it’s just…” you blush again, unable to help yourself.

“just what?” his voice is light, and he is still.

you swallow, hard,

“just… it’s weird — i mean — it’s not like i haven’t seen anyone else barefoot before just… this was — you’re just — and i —” you trip over your words in a hurry and end up tumbling through into incoherence so fast all you can do to styme the flood is to clamp your mouth shut and pray.

oh god please… tell me this is a bad dream.

but when you open your eyes, masamune is still there, watching you with that singular eye of his, expression inscrutable. and still, he doesn’t move.

“so…” and finally, finally, the stillness breaks — he cracks it open like an eggshell, stretching himself out as he leans back, propping himself up on his elbows, lengthening till he’s splayed out over the gleaming wooden boards of the walkway, his face bathed in ghostly moonlight.

“i’m not the first man you’ve seen barefoot, hm? that is a problem.”

your mouth drops open and for a moment, you gape at him wordless and fish-like, and he laughs as he turns to look at you.

“tell me his name — i’ll have his head in the morning,” he says, in a voice so casually serious that for a moment you think he might actually mean it.

“masamune!”

and then, he’s laughing too, a big, bright, uproarious thing that shakes his entire body like the foundations of the earth. it is deep and rich and lovely, warm and sweet as sun-kissed honey. you let yourself be swept up in his laughter, dropping into silent giggles, and then something louder, letting your shoulder bump into his, your bodies finally touching and then —

there’s a flurry of clothing, a shifting of weights. you find yourself pulled into him, tipping towards him like inevitability.

your sketchbook lays forgotten on the walkway next to you as masamune holds you close against his chest.

“ah… i really don’t like that…”

an entourage of tingles frissons through your body at his words.

“don’t like what?”

“the fact that you’ve seen someone else barefoot before. it bugs me.”

you peer up at him, lifting your head ever so slightly from his chest. he’s looking at you, and the sunrise-blue of his eyes are shadowed with something darker now, something decidedly less innocent than just the thought of bare feet.

“then… what will you do about it?” you ask, feeling the heat of his body, the solidness of him, the rightness of you between his arms.

“hm… are you teasing me, kitten?” his voice is gravel and earthquake and you’re emboldened by the sound, by the way his pupil dilates, the black hole at the center of every galaxy — gravity made solid, made real.

“yes,” you breathe, leaning up like a dare and he meets you gloriously, his lips hard and pressing and soft and pulling. there’s a fire unspooling at the base of your spine, stoked by the heat and truth of him, so close, too close — you break apart gasping. he grins, lynx-like and wolfish as he grazes his teeth along the column of your throat.

“good,” he says, sighing into your flesh as you arch up into him, your fingers curling into his hair as he flips the pair of you over. he pulls you beneath him and he is storm and thunder, he is rain and wonder — he is water to your desert skies, the sunlit days to all your moonless nights.

and as he makes to rend you into pleasure, into nothing more than ache and belonging, he pulls back with a bone-deep growl, a sliver of hesitation, of self-preservation.

“are… are you sure you want this?” that you want me? the echo is not lost on you.

and it’s not the first time he’s asked you the question, and you have a feeling that it wouldn’t be the last. but you reply as you had, once upon a time, in a distant, sun-drenched afternoon, when you’d been telling him about one of your favorite poems from your time.

you smile, tug him down for a kiss.

“yes,” you say, like you’d done on that long-ago afternoon, “i want you — i want this, masamune. because… I love you.”

“i will love you when you are a still day… i will love you when you are a hurricane.”

#ikemen sengoku #ikesen #ikemen series #date masamune #ikemen sengoku x reader #ikesen masamune #date masamune x reader #ikemen sengoku imagines #ikemen sengoku headcanons #ikesen imagines #ikesen headcanons #floofy floof floof #OKAY but the feeling of tagging a REAL HISTORICAL FIGURE LFMAO #vi i blame u for all the bullshit im about to rain on this damn fandom LOL i havent played these games in YEARS i tell u #is this IC? IDK WHO KNO WHO CARE lol #i hope u liked it u_u #ALL CREDIT WHRE CREDIT IS DUE that last line comes from clementine von radics #i love her poetry pls go read it; this one comes from her collection called 'mouthful of forevers' its SO GOOD GO READ IT #doNT tease me with humans as metaphors for natural disasters man i will fucking GOBBLE that shit up #i love it almost as much as i love sky/star/sun/moon/ocean/general astronomy anaologies

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inhuman-obey-me · 1 year

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Okay, I’m just going to say it frankly, but in lesson 11 of Nightbringer, I just wanted to slap Belphegor so badly.

I want MC to be able to ask him bluntly, “Do you think blaming me is going to solve anything? That it will bring Lilith back? Or, are you just jaded about the fact that she chose to save a human life, over loyalty to you, and the rest of the Celestial Realm? Because I am not your scapegoat! Humans aren’t your scapegoat!”

Bluntly speaking, we've never exactly been Belphie stans, just personally, and season 1 was part of the reason for that -- even if he did ultimately turn it around and come to accept MC once he learned the truth of everything. We never liked how it was basically brushed under the rug and moved on from so quickly, and we have always wished that there had been a more proper resolution to him, y'know, violently killing us, than we actually ever got.

(continuing spoilers for Nightbringer)

Unfortunately, this is a return to basically exactly how he was about humans in that very first season of original OM, because of course he would feel that way. Especially with the trauma of war and ensuing loss of his sister so fresh, and therefore also his guilt, which is the true cause of his emotions underlying the hatred of humans (it wasn't about loyalty to humans vs angels), there was simply no way to reveal MC actually being human without confronting this from him again. But unsurprisingly, it's an unpleasant reminder of the events of the very upsetting Lesson 16 in the original.

So, we would have loved for MC to be able to, either figuratively or literally, grab Belphie by the shoulders and just shake him and yell at him this time. But sadly, that's still not what we got here -- and understandably so. The situation didn't really allow for it, what with Beel's rampage and the confusion of the brothers having their power drawn, and considering this Belphegor doesn't know MC like that, whatever MC said would probably have zero effect (or, make him even angrier as he continues to push his own guilt and grief down in denial).

But on a maybe(?) brighter note, perhaps revisiting it and having him get angry and violent at MC again actually will give the opportunity for the devs to resolve it better this time, whenever this current conflict reaches its end -- though, considering this last cliffhanger, it may well escalate to much bigger problems before we get to that. But an actual apology would be nice, whenever we resolve it, and a proper conversation between MC and Belphie talking out his hatred and guilt would be even better. So, here's hoping that they don't forget about it in this mess, which they might, considering past OM writing, and that's all we can do for now.

Seriously, please, because we'd really like to be able to like him more than we did the first time.

#of course then there is the 'how does this affect the timeline' lol #though we're just going with this whole trip to the past is already a branched timeline until canon says otherwise #pls don't come for us belphie stans we understand him we do!!#still would shake him #obey me #obey me!#obey me swd #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me nightbringer spoilers #obey me nb #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #om! belphegor #om! belphie #ask and ye shall be answered #weirdowhodoodles #nightbringer discussion

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emily-mooon · 2 months

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Ok so it looks like ship charts have been going around and not too long ago, I made my own cause I noticed the other one didn’t have a lot of the characters and I wanted one that did. I finally finished adding my own lines tonight (I also added Comeau, Jason Kim, Sandra and Monique cause I forgot to add them when I originally made this) so here’s my easy to digest opinions on the different ships!

Don’t feel offended if your OTP isn’t a top pairing for me and it’s in something like ‘it’s ok’. I respect that you like it, its just not my thing. if it’s a ship you hate in one of the top spots, well be respectful please and thank you :]

Also if I forgot a ship, I’m sorry it didn’t cross my head while making this. Just tell me which one and I’ll respond with what line I would have put.

(Blanks and the different layers under the cut cause my god its a mess)

Also bonus logoless version if you want it :D

Ok bye! Have fun making your own with my blanks if you want to, just link to this post or credit me if you do please and thank you ;]

#you can tell I’m a multishipper just by looking at this #if anyone wants me to explain my reasons for certain ones I’ll do so just ask which one and I’ll explain :]#btw #sorry no is my respectful way of saying I don’t like it #there is a scale to it as I absolutely do not ship any of the canon gay characters with the opposite sex to them cause thats not cool #I didn’t include knives and Tamara cause they are seventeen and we all know what type of line is going to be drawn #(spoiler it’s as friends and sorry no cause they are 17 and shouldn’t be dating adults)#also apologies for my kinda trash handwriting it can be hard to read sometimes #I had fun making this #btw I’m a bit nervous posting this cause I don’t like shipping discourse at all (I come from the st fandom pls I’d like to be in peace here #and I mainly ship nordegrim and occasionally enjoy the others)#scott pilgrim #ship stuff #ship chart

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brunettebabbydoll · 2 months

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V sad!!! two of my fav blogs ever deactivated! :( I’m on my knees sobbing!! How am I ever supposed to connect with you guys. This is so so cruel! I had plans for us in my head! Cruel! So very cruel!!!

#leaf girl!!! seriously!!!! why!!! you promised me a sit down on grass and a swim date :#the other blog! you made me blush #come back #I miss u #even tho I didn’t reply #i regret it #pls universe send them back to me

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strawberrybyers · 11 months

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never ending song by conan gray has such an 80’s vibe to it i can’t help but think if it was released in the 80’s that it would 100% be such a perfect song to play during a byler date at rink o’mania lol

#like byler on a date at the skating rink and this song playing in the back??#i see it so clearly in my head @ the duffers noah and finn create this for me pls #my brain is undefeated when it comes to making every conan gray song about byler #byler #stranger things

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