#please someone laugh

[crystalisedsourdoughrolls]

qpp? more like qppenis!!

#is this anything #shitpost #qpp #queer #is this funny #to anyone #please someone laugh

[werewolfsister]

Nothing like finding a body in the trunk of your cherry red sports car after a hard day at work!

#I am HOWLING LAUGHING reading the reblog tags lmaoooooo ty everyone #Phoenix Wright #Miles Edgeworth #SL-9 Incident #Rise From the Ashes #Detective Goodman #Edit: thank you for 1k+ notes everyone!!!!! #Ace Attorney #Edit: thank you for 2k+ notes guys??!!!! #Edit: 2500+ notes?!?!? 😱 #Edit: THREE THOUSAND NOTES WTF IS GOING ON HAHAHA THANK YOU #Edit: 3500 notes man I can’t even believe it hahaha #Edit: g- guys 4k notes please someone tell me what’s happening hahahaaaaaaa

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

#aventurine #dr ratio #ratiorine #aventio #honkai star rail #hsr #hsr incorrect quotes #hsr memes #hsr meme #honkai star rail memes #honkai star rail meme #hsr aventurine #hsr ratio #dr. ratio #veritas ratio #this blog is about to be about 80% Star Rail for an indefinite period of time. and i’m not sorry abt it y’all have been warned #can't get these guys outta my head so here's my first attempt at contributing to this fandom please laugh #no but fr tho i can't tell if any of these are Actually funny slash accurate or if they just are to me #still. the idea's been nagging me for a couple days so i'm getting it outta my system #i also hope none of these have already been made. i always fear that i'm gonna unknowingly copy someone aaa #also also i've no clue if my attempt at adding alt text was actually helpful or done right so if it isn't feel free to correct me

[hamartia-grander]

Bald's Gays 3 memes

#Baldur's gate 3 #Bg3 #My art #Someone PLEASE notice how I made Ulder's beautiful bald head so shiny... Disco bald....... #Shadowzel #Bg3 memes #Wyllstarion #Karlach #Bg3 karlach #Wyll Ravengard #Lae'zel #Shadowheart #Astarion #enver gortash #orin the red #Bg3 Orin #ulder ravengard #Karlach Cliffgate #Mizora #Bg3 Mizora #bloodpact #Pls I made myself laugh so hard w these

[hungry-little-hufflepuff]

Yes I do horribly miss someone that doesn’t want anything to do with me, hates me, is definitely over me, hurt me more than anyone else in my life has, and whose family would probably shoot me on site. What about it

#please someone laugh #i am at the lowest low of my life #my ed and sh have never been this bad

[tubbytarchia]

For the ranchers a bit more shleep i just really like charakters comfy and nice:Dc /nf

Eepies. Jimmy woke up to really sore wings but its okay because Tango

#(I cannot imagine avians sleeping on their backs lest they have special mattresses or something but hnng. For the domestic fluff...) #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #I imagine Tango is not nearly as much of a ray of sunshine in the mornings as Jimmy is. Jimmy finds it endearing though 100% #I also imagine Tango moves the hell around in his sleep and tangles them both up with his tail #He's gonna try to apologize a thousand times for “making you sleep on your back” but Jimmy won't let him #ALSO what does /nf mean lol. Every other day I see another new tone indicator that I cant figure out the meaning of #please feel free to use brackets to circumvent my stupidity. I do not know the hip things... I am but a boomer noobie #trafficshipping #trafficblr #I have so many other rancher asks in my inbox that could fall under this #Rancher cuddles and smol Tango and this and that hhrr but I will... I will get to them... in time.... #never enough rancher content #also laying on someone when they laugh so their chest bounces up and down etc. Oh it makes me weak. Not that I know what its like lol #but it feels cute... #tubby art

[cj-kenobi]

a wild otter-wan has appeared!

do you:

- fight! - give him a little pat!

#please accept this shitpost as art #i made myself laugh with this #hes just a little guy #ive been watching way too many nature docs recently #i was originally gonna draw human obiwan eating a raw sea urchin as well but i totally forgot when i was drawing #tbh he gives me the vibe of someone who doesnt need to be able to turn into an otter to eat a sea urchin raw #he'd just do it for the free food #i just realised ive been saying raw like urchin isnt usually eaten raw but what i mean is eating it right out of the shell #with no fork of anything for sticking his face in there #idk why im still talking about this haha #star wars #obi wan kenobi #star wars art #fanart #star wars fanart #art #otterwan kenobi #sea otter #my art <3 #my art

[genericpuff]

men will talk to a tree before talking to a therapist and they think this is somehow a gotcha towards the women who chose to be alone in the woods with a bear

#yeah this is spicy but i said it #the fact that men came up with their own scenario in which talking to a tree is somehow equivalent to women choosing the bear?? #y'all please #when we say “seek help” we MEAN IT #we're not trying to pawn you off on someone else #we just wanna see you actually heal and do better and that will often require PROFESSIONAL HELP #men are afraid of women laughing at them #women are afraid of men KILLING THEM.

[feralgoblinqueen]

Things I’ve heard and said as a bartender in a sketchy dive bar. I’ve just collected them all here and made them about CoD men at my bar. Y/N is the bartender unless stated otherwise. Brought to you from my shower turned sauna as I try to decongest my sinuses. Pollen season is 100% trying to kill me this year. Please laugh at my dumb idea.

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* referring to seeing Graves again*

Price: You make me want to suck start a shotgun.

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Soap: Check me out. *pulls out wallet*

Y/N: Stand up and turn around real quick, please.

Soap: *confused but stands and spins in a circle slowly*

Y/N: *whistles* You look spectacular!

Soap: 🤭 I mean I’d like to pay my tab, but that made my day.

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*141 drunk and harmlessly flirting*

Gaz: Did you get all dolled up me?

Soap: I bet she knew I was coming, you know blue is my favorite color.

Price: She didn’t get dressed up for you muppets! But we do appreciate how you look tonight!

Ghost: *Corralling the two drunkest* You do look very nice, let us know if you want us to get them to stop.

Y/N: Appreciation is best shown as money in the tip jar. *obviously joking but also not really because it was a slow night*

*Ghost and Price laugh, dropping a couple dollars in*

*Gaz and Soap, dead serious begin dumping the contents of their wallets*

Y/N: Guys! It’s a joke! I don’t need your credit cards or this ancient condom… seriously though please throw that away you might get someone pregnant trying to use that. *that packaging showed obvious signs of ware from how long it had sat in his wallet*

Soap: I could get you pregnant with that 😏

Price: Annnnd we’re done! Sorry about Romeo 😬

Ghost: *Grabs Soap’s wallet and drops a $20 in the tip jar* He’s very sorry.

#cod mw2 #modern warfare #cod #cod incorrect quotes #inncorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod x reader #captain price #john price #kyle gaz garrick #cod x you #bartender #call of duty x reader #call of duty #modern warefare 2 x reader #someone please laugh

[25shadesoffebruary]

Kang + being grossly smitten

#dangerous romance #dangerous romance the series #bl series #thai bl #perth tanapon #chimon wachirawit #perthchimon #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbtq dramas #kangsailom #25shadesedit #mjtag #esmetracks #usermor #usersbru #userjap #someone please ive been laughing at him

[shoutsindwarvish]

Tom Sturridge on Morpheus, BFI Q&A

#HE GETS IT #i literally heard him say this and immediately downloaded a gifmaker to make this #the sandman netflix #tom sturridge #someone please tell me if the gifs don't load right i'll reupload them again #morpheus #dream of the endless #also highly recommend you check out the video #he's an expressive man #also for gwendoline's laugh when he finished sheepishly #apologies that this isn't great quality i literally made this in like a half hour #my posts #made my me #link to the source is at the bottom

[im-smart-i-swear]

coming back home.

@barrenclan

#patfw #patfw fanart #patfw spoilers #rainhaze #THE NEW ISSUE. IT SURE WAS AN ISSUE HUH. I AM NORMAL. SO NORMAL IN FACT #THAT I REDREW A PANEL OF THE COMIC IN MS PAINT #i need someone to put this horrid beast down already. he needs to DIE i am not joking. euthanise him. please. #he is soooo fascinating. #i CANT get over his expression in this panel. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM #hes smiling .is it a genuine smile? is he smiling bc he knows how this is going to go and all he can do is laugh now? #why. why why why the smile. at first he looks shocked or surprised or terrified but THEN it turns into this playful soft grin. as if full o #nostalgia. or maybe grief. or maybe joy. he looks like he knows something we dont. #did he accept that his family is going to get wiped out (HIS FAULT HE KILLED HER HE RIPPED HER THROAT OUT) and is just happy he got to see #them one last time? #this is so weird. before killing asphodel he was so terrified of meeting them. of facing his past and acknowledging what he became. #is him smiling a symbol of him giving up? becoming part of defiance? hes not running away anymore. he doesnt have to. #jesus. #my art #wanted to make him look as fucked up as i could. i hope he looks like a corpse or perhaps a starved dog to you

[that-ikea-alien-plush]

me: do you guys have a nickname you call me?

gods: yeah

me: can you spell it out for me?

gods: *everyone is yelling the letters at the same time*

me: this shit is just gibberish please speak one deity at the same time okay? Apollo please go first

Apollo: fcorcj

me: are u sure its even a word

Apollo: yeah just search it

me: *finds an old book after half an hour and finds the meaning*

me: decoration?

Apollo: yeah :)

me: okay? Aphrodite?

Aphrodite: c / o

me: oh this is actually adorable thank you

Aphrodite: :)

me: Dionysus its your turn

Dionysus: apdedi

me: addition?... just call me a trinket man /j

Dionysus: lmao

me: Marzanna do you have one for me too?

Marzanna: yeah:)

me: is it in polish?

Marzanna: no:)

Marzanna: amndcp

me: a cactus needle...?

Marzanna: lololol

me: be so for real do you guys see me as your cat?

gods: yeah lol

me: alright Bastet?

Bastet: hxddbe

me: is it even a real word?

Bastet: yeah but you will only find it in an old ass book lol

me: can you spell the meaning in english?

Bastet: nah :3

me: do you guys enjoy making fun of me? /j

gods: yeah <3

#pagan #paganism #witchcraft #deity work #greek gods #aphrodite #aphrodite devotee #bastet #bastet devotee #morana #morana devotee #apollo #apollo devotee #dionysus #dionysus devotee #hellenic deities #hellenic pagan #hellenic polytheism #hellenism #kemetism #kemetic #rodzimowiercza wiara #rodzimowierstwo #rodnovery #theyre laughing at me as im writing this post #i guess im their keychain now lmao #ive yet to know the meaning of the word Bastet called me #if someone knows what this means please tell me #i dont want to search old ass books #what the fuck does that mean

[wrathofrats]

This is fucking stupid but aren’t all my posts?

Have some ghoul valentines

#I laughed making these #please tell me someone else also got some amusement #the band ghost #ghost #nameless ghouls #ghost bc #shitghosting

[werewolfetone]

Funniest error ever in historical fiction TO ME as someone who is rlly into 18th century history is when an author obviously thinks "breeches" is just a fancy antiquated word for trousers. why are the breeches of a character in this book set in 1845 I'm reading allegedly brushing the tops of his shoes rn

#PSA for my fellow writers please google historical fashion terms before using them because if someone who actually knows what they mean #comes across them & u have used them incorrectly they will laugh. like how fucking long are these breeches #anyway don't ask me what the book is I refuse to clarify. but to b clear it's not castle richmond #reading #jory.txt

[allsystemsblue]

MY GOTH BRETHRENNNNNN

#gothic aesthetic #goths #goths at the fucking beach #holy shit this made me laugh so hard #can someone please draw them for me #lul #lulz #lol #funny #tiktoks #best tiktoks #tiktok #video