#please dont fuck this up for me musk

[flower-zombie-rob]

*prays the cesspit part of twitter stays there*

#i really like it here #please dont fuck this up for me musk #this is like my comfort platform #its the only socual media tgat doesnt intimidate me and i want it to stay that way #its the only social media that doesnt intimidate me and i want it to stay that way

[toytulini]

they should make more songs about rats i think

#toy txt post #like just Literally About Rats. or even rat monsters or smth ill accept that #starving for rat songs #songs that are Actually About Rats and not about like. elon musk #dont get me wrong that one is a great song im just bitter cos its named rat and has nothing to do with rats #Kreacher by bridge city sinners understood the fucking assignment. perfection #no other song goes so fucking feral. beautiful. NOW IM THE RAT INSTEAD #other songs that understood the mf assignment: #chip by the real mckenzies #rat queen by the mountain goats #RATS by louie zong #but 4 songs aint enough to properly make my Rat Playlist even if i pad it out with ratatouille and stranger things s2 #WHERE ARE THE RAT SONGS. WHERE ARE THEY. STOP SINGING ABOUT LOVE GOD SHUT UP. #SING ABOUT RATS AND OR WORMS. PLEASE GOD

[poppy-metal]

first kiss with mafia!jordan,,,,mafia!jordan taking ur virginity,,,,THROAT TRAINING WITH MAFIA!JORDAN!!??????!!!!!

throat training is so special to me im gonna faint. they make their little wife hang her head off the bed, cause its time she learns how they like to be served -

towering above her in all their naked glory - thick corded muscles - tattoos everywhere, a sleeve on their arm - which is pumping their dick - a snake tattoo coiling from their groin down their leg - flushed skin. and that thick heavy cock between their legs. it kinda scares you - how big it is. veins spider down it, to the thick base, to that thatch of darkly curled hair. even upside down you can see their balls hanging - a slight sway to them as jordan slowly jerks their cock. smearing their own precum down the length of it - making it shine - its intimidating but - your mouth is already watering.

it feels so dirty but so right. you're their little wife - this is your duty. to please your husband - your wife - to do whatever they want. and so you do nothing but hold your mouth open as they watch for what seems like hours before they're stepping forward.

you think they're gonna slide home right away but they dont - bracing one knee up on the bed next to your head, half straddling your face. the angle brings their balls right into your line of sight, n over your mouth. you've never seen them up close before. heavy and round and emanating warmth.

"keep your mouth open-" you hear jordan say from above - "you're gonna give me that tongue and worship my balls."

oh. your cunt clenches. the heady musk of them invading your senses as they lower their sack onto your waiting tongue. you both groan when they make contact, as your tongue immediately begins massaging the twin sacks in spit. they're so soft. you can feel the warmth of them, the weight, how they dance across your tongue as jordan keeps stroking their dick above you.

"such a good little wife, fuck. tongue bathing my balls like that - goddanm." they have to grip themselves hard around their throbbing head. already close to coming from the sensation of your little licks against them. "you feel how heavy they are? full of all that cum that's gonna go down that tight fucking throat in a minute - aw shit-"

they have to pull away before they blow - groaning at the glassy eyed look already in your eyes, they're quick to feed you their dick - sinking inside that wet silken throat.

they meet resistance soon enough - but they keep the steady pushing even as you start to gag around them. one steady hand wraps around your throat, "open that throat, baby, c'mon. dont fight it - just let me in."

tears flood from your lashes, upside down so they spill down your forehead into your hairline. you grip jordans tight ass, fingers digging in as you struggle to do as they say, opening your throat to them.

"breathe through your nose."

you do, nd it helps a little. that frenzied panic fades, and you swallow around the thick length of them filling you. letting it happen. letting them in.

"good girl" you're reward by them petting a hand down your chest, one big palm cupping your tit and squeezing. "fuck, you feel good." they flex their hips just a little, starting to pull out.

you gasp for that sweet air when they do, cockhead resting on your lips as you cough and gag.

already, too soon, or maybe not soon enough, if the ache in your pussy is any indication, they're sliding back in - groaning at the sensation.

"you take it so well - baby. fuck - you're so tight." it fills you with pleasant warmth to hear the praise and you work even harder to relax your throat, breathe through your nose, until you feel their balls resting against them, fully seated inside you. "shit that's all of it." their hand again, at your throat. "can fucking feel it through here - just stay like that. gonna jack my dick just like this - give you this fat fucking load."

#ask #sorry #mafia!jordan #jordan li x reader #jordan li smut

[weixuldo]

Linecook Anakin HCs

pleaseeee i cannot get this idea out of my mind (maybe i’m just tryna romanticize my job lol) also lemme just say this list is hella unorganized ( just like my brain lol)

warnings: cursing, ani is a typical horny young adult, smoking; weed

Muscular arms, veins!!

Beautiful blue eyes look up at the screen to see the next meal prep (you imagine those same eyes looking up at you like that if you ever get him on his knees)

He always finds something to compliment you on (even though there’s not much room for expression due to the standard comply uniform)

He’s almost always working cause he wants money and honestly doesn’t mind the atmosphere of the kitchen. 

Plus weed isn't cheap and he likes to smoke :)

On breaks you’ll often see him out back smoking a cig or a vape (depending on his mood).

“You know that stuff is bad for you right?” 

“Yea, i dont really give a shit tho”

You roll your eyes, “well don’t tell me I didn’t warn you when you’re carrying around an oxygen tank in thirty years”

He sent a play sad face your way and exclaimed “That’s so sweet, you’re looking out for my health”

“You’re so full of shit Skywalker” you say as you go back inside.

Though, after that encounter you notice he started to chew a lot more gum and smoke a lot less

He flirts with other waitresses too, but you are definitely his favorite

Reaches stuff on the top shelf when you can't. 

“Need some help princess?”

Winks at you from behind the window

Before you got to know him, you were a little afraid of him

He’s honestly so good at his job that it’s scary- he rarely messes up an order and if it's messed up it’s usually ‘cause someone rang it in wrong.

He’d be messing around one minute then barking orders at people when it got busy- he was always so focused on whatever he was doing whether it be cooking the meat, tossing salads, making desserts, etc

You used to see him roll his eyes or talk shit to other waitresses when they didnt do something right. 

“There’s a button for that ya know-”

“You didn’t tell me no onions”

“Ring it in if he wants it that way- I got too many orders to keep up with the shit you’re tellin’ me”

But he seems to be nicer to you…

“Hey Ani- could I get no tomatoes on this please”

“Sure thing, sweetheart”

“There’s my favorite girl” he says when you walk into the back. 

Some servers get jealous of his blatant favoritism (he takes longer on their orders when they’re nasty to you)

The other cooks get along with him fine

You can often find them goofing around in the back

But they think he’s waaaaay too handsome for his own good.

“Why you workin’ here when you could be on the cover of a magazine?”

“He’s here cause Skywalker’s got terrible manners and no game” another cook laughed.

“the fuck I dont” Anakin responded as the rest of the cooks all laughed along. 

His coworkers like to tease him when they see how flirty he gets when you come around. 

Nicknames include: “Pretty boy”, “player”, “heartthrob”

The heat of the appliances mixed with the rush of the night end up giving him a sheen of sweat and a warm blush to his pretty face. 

Ngl, this man would get greasy by the end of the night…

Dried food, condiments,and oils staining his black shirt

By the end of the shift he would have a lingering smell of char from the grill as well as a combined smell of all the food in the kitchen and his own musk from his sweat.

But the blend of labored scents mixed with his cheap cologne and deodorant made for an oddly enticing aroma.

You would joke with him during closing about how bad he smelled, though deep down you knew you liked it. 

“Yea, well we can’t all be in the front smelling like daisies and sunshine” he joked. 

He thought you smelled nice? You had worked a full day too- there was no way.

You insisted you didn’t smell much better than him but he shook his head, “nah princess, I could breathe you in all day”

That may have been a little creepy coming from anyone else, but it was anakin… the hottest guy in the restaurant, the talented cook, the guy you had a huge crush on. 

He’ll saunter into the back while you’re rolling your silverware and chat with you

“Ugh, I’m so ready to ge the fuck outta here” he sighs.

“Tell me about it, today has been so long” 

“Have you atleast made decent money?” 

“Yeah”

He laughs

“What’s so funny?”

“I don’t know why I even asked if you made good money- I should know the answer to that when talking to a girl with such a pretty face,” he says, before slipping back into the kitchen, leaving you with a heavy blush. 

He loves when you’re on ice for side work because the ice machine is right by him in the kitchen 

He likes to watch your ass as you bend down to shovel the ice- if he’s lucky he catches a glimpse of your lacy panties as they ride up your hips. 

When it’s not busy he carries the bucket for you and revels in all of your adorable “thank you’s”

His least favorite side work for you is when you are assigned to the front house because that means you’ll be spending most of the night in the dining area rather than in the back with him. 

Asks what you’re doing on your day off. 

“Probably gonna get high with some friends”

His eyes widened, “you smoke?!”

“Occasionally”

“Weren’t you the one who told me i’d be toting around an oxygen tank?” he quipped and you rolled your eyes. 

“Chill out pretty boy, I mainly just do eddies”

“And you never told me this?!” he grabbed at his heart with a dramatic expression. 

With the new info he spends the next few days working up the nerve to ask you to smoke with him sometime. 

Lucky for him, you’re closing on Saturday and so is he. 

After you check out all of the other servers and do your side work, you head to your car but Anakin calls your name before you leave the kitchen. 

He invites you to hot box in his car before you go and to his surprise you agree (you had a rough night, so why not? plus he is your crush after all)

You get into his car and unbutton your top a bit, it was hot in the restaurant today. 

He turns on the AC and steals a glance at the lacy bra you have on. 

After passing around a blunt the two of you are getting up there; maybe it’s the delirium or maybe it’s the weed, but he is looking finer than ever

you can’t help but hold the blunt between your fingers as you lean across the center console and press your lips against his

he sucks in a breath in surprise before he returns the action.

soon you’re on his lap, grinding on his growing bulge as he runs his strong hands through your hair and all along your body

tbh, you don’t even care that you have open shift tomorrow- this is worth being sleepy

#anakin is so hot #line cook anakin #anakin needs a hug #hcs #anakin hcs #anakin x fem reader #anakin x reader #anakin #star wars #star wars x reader #anakin x you #restraunt #restraunt au

[conceptofjoy]

strider your radiocuntivity is melting the slaynobel reactor please stop!! youre pussifying the land for generations to come!!

ranked popular social medias mediocre to worst.

reddit: the ads are annoying as fuck but the sbahj community aight. users are kind of awkward interacting with each other though, app full of [BEEEEEEEP]. its the most functional out of the others. ok taking that back, its the most functional DEPENDING on who the moderators are. that being said, r/sbahj is a little too functional and im thinking of hiring someone to grab a cheese grater shred that shit up.

twitter (not X): the popularity was the best thing about it. easy way to interact with fans, couldnt send death threats though. plus the character limit was a drag, i couldnt get a single thought out without having to make a thread. the other option is to take a screenshot of your notes app and fuck no was i not doing that. on one hand you look lame as fuck, the other you look dorky as fuck. you cant win.

4chan: they're all freaks since its all anonymous but they're funny ones. sometimes you cant find good shit though and its all just thread after thread of a guy posting an img of a horse cock not getting it wasnt funny the first time. this is what X wanted to be with the "free speech" musk said he has. if i cant tell someone their mom sucks me good and hard through my jorts then whats the POINT.

instagram: basic, does its job. used to be catered towards hippies and it still is, but through the influx of immigration from X its semi-tolerable. instagram REELS though? i should release a sbahj movie like that.

tiktok: people my age dont use it unless youre tucker carlson licking the boots of young adult conservative college men. its just fucking sad.

X: after that dick measuring contest with musk i had a few years ago, its unsurprising im still banned. so what i fucked your girlfriend get over it dude.

tumblr: [deleted due to over abundance of homophobic slur usage]

honorable mention:

jeremy renner app: jeremy renner app.

#ds talks #ask

[leoslosttoolbelt]

What I think the demigods would major as and why

these are personal head canons dont take them too seriously :)

Percy: Education. I know that we usually hc as a Marin biology kinda guy but I genuinely think that he wouldn't be too fond of the workload but instead want to work towards being a teacher and being the kind of teacher he needed as a kid, y'know? Alternatively, I can see him being into something like baking and pastry art to take over Sally's shop.

Annabeth: Architecture. I really don't think I need to explain this one to y'all but yeah she's an architecture girly. But if we want to branch out I can also see her studying law and working in the area of Child Protection.

Leo: Astrophysics. I have this head canon of him panicking because of the sheer amount of choices that he's presented with and choosing the first one of the alphabetical list. Lucky for him, he's insanely good at it AND it'll pay well in the future. He minors in mechanical engineering and realises that although he has all the practical knowledge because of his father, his theoretical knowledge isn't as strong lol.

Piper: Food Science. I'm trying to be unique here because yeah, she could do environmental studies but I also think it would be super cool to see her learning about food and developing new vegetarian versions of food because it's something she's visibly passionate about in the books.

Nico: I can see him getting a history / philosophy related degree for his bachelors just for him to get a  doctor of philosophy (Ph. D.) in mythology or folklore. His hyperfixation runs deep and he sure as hell is going to fuel it as much as he can.

Jason: Doesn't go to college!! Is severely burnt out <3. No but like idk man I think he'd legitimately want to take it chill if that makes sense? Maybe he'd do a business major just so that he can get a job somewhere but I can't think of somewhere he'd fit in nicely. Jason does have a lot of part time jobs though!!

Frank: Nurse! Nursing school! Despite being the son of Mars I can see him being in the medical field because he wants to help people in need. It's a long journey with lots of ups and downs but finally getting his degree makes it all worth it.

Hazel: Geology because rocks. And also women in STEM!! This one directly correlates to her powers in the books as well as both of her parents! On the other hand, I can see definitely see Hazel studying in the field of archeology with the goal of being an archeologist and then eventually a museum curator :)

Reyna: Psychology!! Listen, I know this seems out of the blue but Reyna gives me the right vibes. Everyone is skeptical at first because they don't think she'd fit the mold of a clinical psychologist but that's okay because Reyna wants to further herself in research! She studies Neuropsychology and becomes a prominent researcher in her field! Please tell me you see the vision.

Will: From what I can see in the books, Emergency Medical Services degree seems like the right field for him. He's already basically a paramedic at Camp Half Blood so he knows it's naturally the right step for him. On the other hand, for something a little different - he seems like the kind of guy who might be interested in studying cinematography or art history maybe.

Travis: He studies Economics because he's so fucking convinced that he can become the next Elon Musk if he studies this. Alternatively, he studies music because he wants to travel the world and like sing with the wind and all that shit.

Connor: he's a communications major because he's a really popular youtube and technically doesn't really need to go to college but oh well he can study communications.

Drew: She goes to cosmetology school as the first step to start her own makeup and skincare empire. She's super nice to all of her clients and helps out all of the other students when they're having trouble with something! I will not tolerate any Drew slander let my girl breathe.

Pollux: Chemical Engineering. He got influenced by watching breaking bad and somehow landed himself a degree in chemical engineering. He doesn't know how he survived that degree but it doesn't matter because he decides to not give a fuck and open a coffee shop that becomes really popular because all the drinks are to die for.

Thalia: I don't really know the right terminology but she has an art related degree / tattoo apprentice so that she can work as a tattoo artist!! It fits with the thalis vision and also she is the eldest daughter who loses it lowkey so she doesn't follow your usual education route. Tattoo artist Thalia for the win!!

#pjo hoo toa #percy jackson #annabeth chase #leo valdez #piper mclean #nico di angelo #jason grace #hazel levesque #frank zhang #reyna ramirez arellano #will solace #travis stoll #connor stoll #drew tanaka #pollux #thalia grace #pjo headcanon

[mihwee]

hi! hope youre doing well~ ^^ first time asking from you, so sorry if it seems kinda awkward ;; could i possibly ask for a nsfw alphabet with gn reader and tartaglia/childe from genshin impact if youre up for it?

dont stress, take care of yourself!

hi stink, i can finally do this again since im starting to post daily 💀 after this ill do a TVIDTD (the villainess is destinied to die) nsfw hc 🔥

The Harbinger's алфавит

sys/Content: NSFW ABC. childe gets fcked 🔥

WARNING: nsfw duh, mention of bloodplay, clits nd cocks, but no specified gender

MINORS UNDER 13 DNI IN GEN. MINORS UNDER 16 DO NOT REQ.

GN READER / drabbles enjoy (+ im trying to find my blog aesthetic holy fuckk ) also, reader described as traveler or comrade yeh yeh

A: Aftercare

Let say, Childe is a sweet person. Whether its you who fucked the life out of him or vice versa, He was a person that lacked love and support from the beginning. But even so, with his playfull personality, i think he'll guarantee the best cuddles afterwards. Giving things he never received type of stuff. But ofcourse~ he'll love it more when you take care of him. (Even if hes fully capable of doing it himself lmao)

"How sweet of you y/n, How about you come a little closer."

B: bodypart :: which part do they mwa mwa the most

Your hair maybe. He likes taking little swifts of your scent every now and then, and especially your perfume, your shampoo... so he knows What type of perfumes you like. (So he can buy u them~) If were talking about Things He'd want To lick, suck and maybe gobble up... Thats up to your imagination.

"Oh, how can i just choose one comrade?"

C: Cum :: does they love cum, hate cum etc

Childe loves the feeling the he pleased you so much, (as usual.) He would usually lick up all your release, Letting the unusual flavor slide down his throat. A feeling that he cant buy again no matter how much money he gives.

"C'mon. Dont be a Loser, round two!"

D: Dirty Secret

Heavy Masochist. Honestly, hes a mix of both. He feels the thrill of fighting, the possbility of losing excites him the most. So it woudnt be a suprise if he likes getting a spank or two. Maybe a couple fingers inside, four? Pfft. Not a problem. you can choose which hole, He woudnt mind.

"A-ahh.. you can keep going, right there."

E: Experience :: how many cocks have childe took up his ass? Only time would tell

In terms of flirtiness, fuck hes a veteran. Before he met you, it was a usual ocassion that he slept with a couple women there and there. yet, never filling that void deep inside his heart. (oo~ emo.) You can enrust him he knows what hes doing, and exactly knowing how to send you over the edge.

"Mmh, close already? Want me to keep going?"

F: Favourite position

Missonary, Mating press, lotus position etc... he loves seeing your expression, your face. So its no wonder he likes these types of positions. Whether your biting your lip in pleasure as you pound into him, Or pool drooling onto your shirt as he bended your leg over. Fucking you to the fullest

"dont hide your face from me."

G: goofiness (he cant contain the silliness 😢) :: how silly are they in the sheets

Is he more humourous during sex? Not really. Well ofcourse he is on a normal day, Just not when you both are going feral on eachother. he particualarly likes being a little more serious on how he can make you orgasam. But sometimes, like for example: when you both accidentally broke the legs of the bed you were fuckin' on

He'd definetly let out a laugh or two lmaoo

"Get up~ we arent done yet."

H: Hair ::

Id say hes pretty well trimmed (if were talking ab pubes) not too much. Neither alot, Musk makes up for alot of aspects in sex you know? Plus hes busy killing people, itd be a waste to shave it all off anyway LMAO, + if its YOU were talking about, He doesnt give a fuck lol, a Poles a pole, and a holes a hole. You know the sayings

"H-hey! What are you pulling on? ......Nevermind." *💀💀

i: Intimacy :: careless whisper in the background~ how romantic are they?

Id say hes quite the rough-romantic? Always either wanting to get spanked or slapped, or gripping onto your hips and shoulders. Whispering words of "I know you love this." And all that. I guess he likes complimenting himself by a ton, and your groans seem to fuel his desire up even more.

"Let me hear you. Show me how much you want to fuck me."

J: Jack off :

He doesent really jack off most of the time, too busy doing missions, too busy getting commanded to kill this, kill that, do this. But when he gets the chance to do so, the only thing that'll ever come to mind is you roaming your hands all over his body. Pitifully bc he only jerks off when hes far away from u, doing missions as said earlier.

"Y/n. Y/n. Y/n. Y/n* —very breathless manner... wow~

K: kink :: Name atleast one of their kinks!

Getting tied up, or tying someone up, restriction of someones movements, letting him do whatever he wants with them is quite the taboo thing he inherited from his fellow harbingers. It excites him more, for every sensation is doubled.

"Don't worry y/n,, i wont bite... unless.. you want me to."

L: location :: where do u two do the devils tango more frequently?

The classic bed or some hidden alleyway in the city of liyue. Childe is quite rowdy in the bedroom, as much as his personality guarantees. —He'd probbably be moaning in pleasure, your fingers knuckle deep inside his ass as some random kid checked up 'why is there a stray cat meowing sm?' LMFAOO

M: motivation :: How long does he last? minute boy or hour man? You get the lines.

I shoudve set this to L as libido. But~ childe is very determined. Hes a man known for his incredulous stamina, and his reputation for lasting upon hours and hours, AND best believe Your gonna walk away with limp legs or a broken voice. Nothing in between.

"Your already so needy Y/N~ why waste the time? Another round."

N: NO (helll noooo) : turn off or icks

Non-consensual. It stems from his childhood, from getting forced to do things he doesnt like. Or, knowing how to fight for his life at the mere age of 14 was something he never asked for as a defenseless child. As much as he likes to spice things up in the bedroom, CNC gives him quite the ick.

"I... i think ill pass on that Traveler."

O: oral

Definetly giving, He likes to draw out some of your cute moans As he sucks you off, Or lick your clit. Holding onto your thighs or thick shaft as he lowers his head onto your crotch. Making u groan his name in pleasure.

"Mmgh,Nngh. Do you like this y/n? "

P: Pace ;; how fast the plap plap

Depending, he usually starts from slow then it grows quicker by the time you both chase for release. In a particualary good morning, he'd rather thrust in your tight hole as he whispers sweet nothings, —or in a bad evening, Riding out your lenght till it cant even produce a drop of cum.

"Fuck,fuck... im close.. im.—h-hah..."

Q: quickie

It like a everyday thing for the two of you. In some quiet boutiques Changing room? Why not? In some discreet alleyway fucking like some kind of animals? Casual. A quick fuck woudnt hurt in the eyes of tartaglia, considering hes always on the move.

"Come on...anywhere would be good Y/n...."

R: risk

S: stamina ;; how long the plap plap

Speaking of quickie... he loves risks. He loves the feeling of your hand onto his mouth as your ride/fuck the shit out of him. he grows even more harder when you tell him to keep quiet. Honestly, hes just really up for anything.

"Shit... they c-can see us.."

T: toy ;; do they use brr?

Stamina and pace is very different, as always— it depends. Childe can last for up to 8 hours with you AND a stack of bottled waters. And sometimes, he'd writhe under you, clawing your back as he came for litteraly the 5th time. Feeling like he cant take it anymore.

"Rougher..rougher..fuck, p-please.."

U: unfair :: how much dey like to tease frr

Ofcourse. A wide selection of cuffs, Muzzles, Butt plugs, Everything, its mostly you who decided to buy them to use on childe.. with his money... ahen. But he doesnt pay any mind, He even finds it quite arousing...

"Dont turn it...up...h-hah...please.."

V: volume :: how loud this bitch

Very. Childe is MAXED out stats when it comes to teasing. Letting go of your shaft as you almost neared your climax, Or pulling out the moment you convulse around his dick. He teases so much, you feel like your about to punch him at any waiting moment.

"Woah woah.. so pumped up already?"

W: wild card ;; (wild headcanon, Wild scenario etc)

he freqently lets out rough growls, or slutty whimpers. And doesnt feel embarassed to let all his noises out. —Eitherways, it always feels like music to your ears.

"....D-Dont laugh at me..."

X: Xtreme

Ok. So, You heard that childe was rumoured to be quite the playboy in his motherland. Fucking women left and right, but never reaching his climax. And it seemed to intrigue you. Later that night.. you fuck him hard and count every time he orgasamed. Sucking him to the very last drop.

"I-it was the thing of the past! C-come on now... please...nngh.."

Y: Yearning ;; how much he misses u when ur out

Hm, It might sound unusual, but he loves bloodplay. He might hate most things like Vomiting, Or stool-play, Blood is no match, and one of the many factors that turned him on quite fucked up-ly. Get it? Nevermind. You dont need to dig into it...

"Tastes the best, Mmh."

I feel like ive written this, Hm. But, He feels quite the slump whenever your not around. Even sfter his missions with the fatui, his energy quite drained whenever your not there, and hugging some random pillow in your house. (That he sneaked into when your away lol)

"When will y/n arrive... Haahh..."

Z: ZZZ :: after zex... do mimimi right away?

Not really. When he feels holding up a little, he loved to stare at you dearingly. Watching your chest rise up and down as you breathed softly, and the way your hair framed your face as you slept after a pretty hard session. Keepying you protected under his watch.

"How cute, Traveler."

I put some explanation for some Letters, bc ik some of us dumb as shit like me who dont get it right away unless i read the desc myself

this also took awhile 💀 me and my friends 10hr swimming trip ended so im really dead tired (maybe id write more for some reqs if i get horny as fuck)

ALSO I HOPE U GUYS DIDNT SEE THE WAY MY EFFORT PLUMMELED TO THE GROUND..its night here in my country...

#childe #tartagalia #genshin impact #genshin impact fanfictions #fanfiction #fanfictions #top reader #gn reader #smut #genshin smut #mihwee🐈‍⬛

[winter-tospring]

first impressions from last night, for my records lol written as i went. warning, it's not great tortured poets department: wtf is with all that synth it sounds so bad so high so not on theme wtf is this her voice doesnt sound like it's trying at all it's strolling and so boring; she's just giving us nothing

my boy: this is like if out of the woods production was less good and also didn't fit the theme and lyrics and it just is bAD so bad, like why, it's like a bad imitation that doesn't make sense!!!!!! the drum and synth was nice once and then i'm sorry you actually have to make it coherent not just re-use the same things and patch them together because you have no new fucking ideas !!~!!!!!!!

down bad- she will say she's an alcoholic and she learned how to say fuck so she overuses it like a teenager now, great. matty breaking up with her?? sounds like he did but feels like lies tbh

so long, london- wow finally getting to hear about joe. better match between lyrics and music. better gradation, better buildup, some pretty good lyrics, overall, decent

but daddy i love him- something i would actually support and be hyping if she had come out as bi, or gay, or had stuck with matty, had defended any part about him, had continued dating him longer than she did, had actually dissassociated from her dad, had actually done sonmething rebellious truly. but she reverted back to a fucking footballer her dad picked for her so how fucking bold to release this now when all this energy is gone. the nerve. she should've kept this to herself or release it last summer it's actually UPSETTING that she would release this now when she is in such a picture perfect daddy approved relationship.

fresh out the slammer- uh….okay…undewhelming "taylor, please. do a drug. any drug. and report back. 😞😩"

florida!!!- definitly the best!! florence has the best moments of the album. actually intersting vocals, attitude, style, bocal beauty, and interesting music overall. just want her to sing only, feels like taylor is impeding on florence and i want florence to come back everytime she stops singing. florence actually adds flavor to this, whereas taylor is just...flat and uninteresting??? yikes

guilty as sin?- actually like it!! guitar and drum yes baby. though oh pooor little baby you desire someone else. you are now linking yourself to jesus, you're so guilty but you havent done anything. okay okay but the sound is actually good and i would listen again. the grandiose religious comparisons are a plenty on this album man

i can fix him- taylor you are not grimes. you were not married to elon musk. stop religion, stop it. my god how embarassing this one should not have been public. actually burst out laughing at that last heavy "can't"

loml- thank you for actually telling us something. that was the easiest to get through without interrupting. joe song. good words, good simple ballad.

i can do this with a broken heart- this is funny genuinely, funny, i would hype that, wow

the smallest man who ever lived- the karlie song? want to look more into the lyrics.

the alchemy- ew ew ewterrible badddddddddddd you can't write a good song about football, please stop trying. this is so bad i'm actually so mad please delete this clara bow- so disapointed! i expected more from this one, but it's another ''the lucky one'' or "last american dynasty" etc...nothing new, so it doesn' really compel attention... i listened to who's afraid of little old me last:

who's afraid of little old me?- oh god girl. make this make sense. this is embarrassing, why dont you tell us why you were raised in an asylum and what they did and that instead of throwing oh boohoo me i have it so bad.

this is just her style now, i guess. :|

#we recorded the whole listeneing experience and its like two hours long so that'll be funny to revisit someday x) #ah well #i thought it would be equal to a little better than midnights...........oh boy #this is definitely the worst album for me #main words about this are: embarrassing - boring - unimaginative #i can't really believe but also i can all the signs have been here #it's just that we KNOW she can make good music. but where is the music here??? where #really sad #ttpd #ttpd criticism #tsmtaylor swift #i have so many thoughts

[limeade-l3sbian]

Please please please dont judge me.

So prior to discovering radfeminism I thought sex work was cool and all and whatever. My best friend lives in a different country she needed money for rent and stuff and i jokingly said like sell feet pics.

She told me one of her bosses like offered to pay for groceries and internet bills and like ever since then he started getting pushy with her and like asking to come inside and I got like this fucking pit in my stomach. I told her id wire her any amount of money she needed (i was broke as hell but i just had to do smth).

And like when i used to say I'm pro sex work i genuinely meant it like i just meant women are free to use their bodies however they please and if they got money from it who cares but then like my best friend thinking of sleeping with him even if she didnt want to as a last resort to not be homeless made me realize that if sex work was empowering and feminist it wouldn't be seen as a last resort thing like elon musk, bozos Zuckerberg and the likes would dominate the sex industry.

So i just felt so guilty for having that mindset but i was just so confused because every woman around me was like yeah sex work is great and empowering and you can get 10k in a month just by having sex etc. So I just felt guilty bc I had negative opinions about sex work.

It's only after I discovered rad feminism that I allowed myself to hate the sex industry.

I don't think it's worth the energy of feeling bad for having thought that. One, because you aren't immune to propaganda. But secondly, like most people who shout pro-sex work, you were coming from a genuinely good place. I think you have a leg up on a lot of people who do support it because when you saw a real-life situation of what that usually means and didn't encourage your friend or brush off her clearly coerced experience as "just one story."

I personally take umbrage with the people who dangerously decide to only listen to the "fun" stories instead of the women who tell them, "Hey, this really affected me in a way that I am still working through." Then, yeah, I judge and I think you're a piece of shit.

You just want women's liberation. Like the rest of us do.

#ask

[11vitzzy]

⭐️—> Unspoken Love an Alastor x Fem!reader Oneshot.

A/n- This is a pt2 to my other story (its called the same thing) and since i just felt like making / continuing the story thats what this is gonna be

Im gonna try to make more talking then last time it will still be description but like yk, also ant misspelling dont mind that sometimes i dont pay attention to that

Warnings- she/her pronouns, friends to lovers, starts off slow ends rough, sumt (NSFW), long term friendship, coming back after disapperance, might be a short story to some

MINORS DO NOT READ PLEASE LEAVE

(left off) it was gonna be a long one... alastor and you walked and stubbled around the room while trying to find his bed while both of you desperately making out like wild dogs in heat, the smell of musk filled alastors room other then that while being so close to him with your arms around his neck while he layed you onto the bed detaching his lips from yours letting both of you breath

“A-alastor..”

You called out his name the scent of him on his bed and him in general intoxicating you the sweet smell of Christmas tree bark and his honey scent Colone oh damn it smelt fucking good

Alastor lowered him self on you as he licked and bit your weak spots on your neck leaving you breathless as you whimpered and called out his name

“i hope this is good for you darling..im only giving half of what i have in store right now”

You felt his hands move downwards, fuck you where so wet right now who knew the radio demon alastor who isnt touchy or into shit like this could be so good? Must be the deer shit kicking in on him

“already so wet for me hm?”

He lifted the skirt you were wearing (sorry if you dont wear stuff like that man) and slowly started to rub over your clothed area with his nails/claws being so sharp it made it feel even better

Out of nowhere he used one of hid claws and put pressure on the clothed slit/clit of yours

Making you moan in both pain and pleasure I mean you know because his claws were sharp but oh my stars it felt so fucking nice you wanted him to pound him into the bed like there’s not tomorrow

He moved his claws past your panties

“You like that don’t you? My little slut”

He slowly slides one finger inside of you as he started off slow then faster and faster

“Mm..ah..Al-Alastor..”

You started to feel your climax hitting you as he put three then two fingers into you and angled them in the right position to hit your g-spot

“Fuck! Alastor..close..”

He popped his fingers out of you as he flipped you onto your stomach and bent you over into a deep arch

“What do you need from me?”

Your head was all fuzzy and all that came out was whimpers you didn’t expect it but out of no where you felt something more like someone (that someone being Alastor) thrust into you as your mouth left out a heavy moan

It wasn’t long before he started to move faster and more rough with you

But oh my stars he was amazing for someone who never had experience with this stuff

“Please..~ more..”

He tugged your hair back while putting his mouth to your ear just to whisper

“More what? Use your words darling~”

Just those words made you clinch on to him

“Faster..”

“As you wish my dear”

He speeds up while you could feel his demonic form watching reaching him as he gets more rough

You could hear his breathing get more intense as he puts his hand on her head and pushes it into the bed almost closing out your screams

While his other hand on your back arching it past your own limit

“Fuck..i-I’m close..please let me..”

He cut you all by saying

“Hold it.”

[time skip a few minutes]

“I can’t.,!! I can’t..!!”

He stared getting faster and rougher

“Cum.”

With that single word you did. All over him and his release coming soon after

After care? I’m to last to type🖤

Uhm and don’t ask how the spaces got bigger between them😭🙏🏼

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor #smut #hazbin smut #rough kink #radio demon

[mahoushoujotechsupport]

ok weeks later i am finally continuing my gwitch rewatch lolz. time for episode 12.... someone PLEASE tell tumblr to stop erasing my posts just as im about to hit post and not being able to undo it because i had the longest write up and now here i am.... rewriting again and trying to remember what i'd written. i'm gonna scream lmao

this part feels so awful now that the series is over and thinking back on ep 24. miorine just comes to, all to see the doors closed and hear suletta's screams and sophie's gunshots on the other side. no doubt in my mind this girl probably dealt with awful nightmares about suletta dying after quiet zero

i know prospera did use this as another XP level up for aerial, but jeez, imagine how much confidence she has in suletta and eri to be able to say something like this. like not just that suletta will go to aerial, but that together they can take on the attackers who at the time prospera didn't know shit about

lmao i dont think ive ever felt so confidently about something that id bet my whole life ln it

ad stella universe is crazy because i can only think the big liberatarian ancap society is some silicon valley fascist's wet dream because how else do you explain the business management girl knowing 1337 hacker skills

stupid asshole

sophie and norea are such tragic characters to me goddamn. like how often were they practicing their piloting to be able to be good enough to join on a mission like this? were they upping their permet score during practice too?

and why exactly is it them who pilot the lfriths instead of someone else from DoF? we never really get a clear answer on why it has to be the teenage girls when later on we see there's a ton of grown men around. i think given what else we know of ad stella, though, it doesn't matter much when we have asticassia as a school for the elite that basically serves for furthering earthian oppression be it by force (ie. see guel's original plans for joining dominicus) or just continuing to further the spoils of space capitalism

when you think of it that way, i don't see DoF any different than say palestinians fighting back against oppression from IDF forces. unless you're a racist fuck, you can't blame palestinian kids for throwing rocks at IDF soldiers, so i can't really blame norea and sophie for joining the fight

to quote fanon:

National liberation, national renaissance, the restoration of nationhood to the people, commonwealth: whatever may be the headings used or the new formulas introduced, decolonization is always a violent phenomenon.

- Frantz Fanon, "Concerning Violence," The Wretched of the Earth

i really do wish they hadn't just sidelined DoF entirely lol if you subscribe even a smidgen to anti-colonialism, its hard not to sympathize with them and shaddiq/grassley girls. and here theyre actually fighting for a just cause and are deserving of sympathy unlike 0079’s fakeout with zeon.

flipping the UC spacenoid/earth dichotomy so that earthians are the exploited class is just good shit when you consider what fuckers like musk want to do lol and its not as set in stone as exploitation only happens on earth either. mercury sounds like an abandoned appalachian mining town at this point with people lured out by jobs and then left to fend for themselves once permet was found elsewhere and their utility to the spacian capitalist class has run dry. and though i take this one with a grain of salt because we never get hard confirmation or denial, the elans were supposedly spacians (norea calls him a spacian even after finding out el5n’s not the real elan and he doesnt say one way or the other).

enough marxist ramblings, here's a cool shot of lfrith ur

whoever added this, i love them

as much as i don't trust bandai with sulemio unless they reverse the mess they've made for themselves.... i just want to fucking know more about notrette so bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

badass shot of lfrith thorn to go with the ur one earlier

snitch boy starts his snitch arc

the whole way guel killing vim plays out felt like it was gonna lead to something cool at the time... it makes me even more mad now knowing that it very likely is all an homage to zeta and kamille stealing the mk-ii and then later watching his mom die lol (ffs we even have the guel episode later on stealing its title from a zeta episode). guel's entire character just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth with everything thats happened recently

to think that 15 mins later she'd just be all ditzy over pancakeing a man after basically peeing her pants here

prospera shooting a gun at quiet zero >>> prospera shooting a gun at plant quetta

this show and this fucking pose, man lmao

AERIAL REBUILD is going to be stuck in my head all night because of this episode.... but look at how fucking cool she looks!!!

okouchi if this is a line you wrote, you, sir, are a troll... her face now is literally just :<

if you have the rebuild aerial and you don't have her posed like this, then what are you even doing?

i still feel like secelia and rouji for sure had no idea how powerful aerial's gund-bit gun was in episode 17. like norea is scared shitless here and tells sophie and olcott to get the fuck away. we have olcott telling us that even though it has school regulations on, it's strong as fuck

that said, i don't think guel was in mortal danger given that the school restrictions don't let them aim at cockpits or whatever, but it sure would've fucked up the darilbalde

oh this line hurts lol

i don't think i ever paused on this frame before lol i really hope peil hags master plan here wasn't just to have el5n get all rapey like he does later on. i mean, probably not and that was moreso el5n's desparate attempts to stay alive given he barely gets a chance to do anything before school shootings 1 and 2 bring everything to shit

comparing this frame versus suletta inside calibarn in ep 24 and suletta is still just a baby at this point in the show lmao she looks like a little teddy bear vs kakkoii ikemen suletta

paused on this frame and it honestly looks cool as hell lmao

and we made it to THE scene

you know, as i said in prior rewatch posts, i had been watching via GJM's fansubs at this point and was gonna wait for them to release their version of episode 12... however, that same suletta sunday i logged on to twitter and immediately got spoiled on this scene lmao so i needed to find out what the fuck happened and stopped waiting on fansubs (i did rewatch later on)

it really is such an amazingly well done scene though like goddamn lol

now that the show's over, i do kind of wonder if there could have been something other than this to become the spark of tension between suletta and miorine. with the exception of sophie (which arguably was more eri's victim than suletta's), suletta never kills anyone again in the show. her final fight ends up being against the gund nodes being commanded by eri lol so she just fights unmanned drones. it's an interesting decision considering the gundam franchise as a whole

i know it's meant to contrast against shaddiq's by any means necessary approach and prospera's willingness to do the same if someone tries to hinder her plans to help eri... but i really just can't get behind the whole violence is always bad no exceptions message behind the show. i do appreciate that shaddiq's plan basically still came to fruition and that it ends up being an in-world analogue to nationalization of industry. and it's really a cherry on top to have sabina call out whether that was for the best - not just that they nationalized industry but that nothing else was done to stop those who don't agree with what miorine did. history has given us countless examples of countries that nationalize various industries just for the united states military to come in and make some shit up and stage a coup and hand over said industry to whatever shithead capitalists were being piss babies about it at the time

lmao i know we're all mad about a lot of the yuri being left on the table because of bandai execs, but i wonder how much of the anti-capitalist message got left on there too. they really had a chance to make guel a real hero and he's just... not lol. episode 15 makes me mad not because it's a guel episode but because nothing ever actually came from DoF existing. like what was the point?

if they just wanted to humanize DoF a bit and introduce the kid that guel and kenanji run into later on, that could have taken half an episode given the insane pacing they chose to go by during the 2nd cour

regardless, i'll still savor little bits here and there

ok lmao i feel like my original post was way better than this and it took me double the time now to make this post but whatever. gonna try to get through some more eps this weekend

#g witch #rewatch time #g witch episode 12

[leopoldainter]

Snyderemark it's as good to onow that in the great whit neuf

Do not do it

It's super smash brawl, feel like Elon Musk in your own home

If not now then get me a cell"plan.Who then huh? More like sexy dumbdumbs the new chef

Also the mother of the kidnapped newscaster wants you to know all tho there are better soups, she and the president of NBC now owned by a regular guy /possible post genocidal maniac/and his neice opened a borscht restaurant,

It's basically the second, yet set in the past the hell with characters hip this is kotor and you are still on the mining vessel

ahhh

just the one ah please, fuck she's useless cast her on taken

That is not princess carolines condo

Yeah, that wasn't hungover naked bojack

Jeep is not hanging on its own if they're just driving by the airbus or... k coke bought all, I'll go to pepsitown brown Thanks page, it's Keri Russel in her jetsons outfit

DONT FORGET YOUR ONE GLOVE I WANNA GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT fuck she's useless the found her in Bermuda...

She doesn't know he's black, it's a confusing first season

Interesting, as the paper work mashes degrassi one could admit towards astonishment that all this would be bound for naught

At the docks and Jerry's nowhere to be found.

Dang

-Phil Jennings

Outstanding as per eujshe

Jerry shouting from... a pharmacists void

How they know for sure when it'll be too late us beyond me

?

IS

not there anymore get over it!

Heinous

Anus

Anus

Anus

We can just leave

You drive

蓖acne

膩bacne

油inerrearny

Found it!

Woah, are Yankees northerners or Danes de hamelton du Gras hund lac leamy fireworks competition duh. For once in your life admit that the Italian anthem's aim Asquoris(Rats, regrets even, but not dil, benign)

Otherwise Algonquin college is on the bus roof

Maybe try A Sandra Bullock imitation hamlet

Your "friend" just offered us beer water

I'm a ghost stan

.

No I'm just reading the sift

No way am I going all the way down there to say cut to Tod's apartment for a sneak peak at margarine testing zinfandel til it turned white rosé

That's foreshadowing fore yeah, the emperors new groves theme song is you messed up the emperors groove that's a windows iii how bout yeah it is

Pretty pretty noisy.

The perms not making much of it tho hun

I'm not explaining why again just look at there emotions

I don't know did you push the knob in?

Oh, I don't smoke

Night

Ranger

What's that crunching

I don't know maybe a notebook and Somethings

#Youtube

[elonmuskfansgossipblog]

elon fucks you in tesla gigafactory.

so you and elon just went out for dinner , he decided to take you to see the gigafactory at night because you dont have no one to interrupt you. ''elon i think its amazing here'' he smiles and looks at you '' thanks but i think my girlfriend is more hot''you look at him and say'' you are pretty hot too mister musk'''' babygirl you know that when you call me that it turns me on'''' maybe i am tryng to turn you on''

'' elon all of this is turning me on'' '' what is turning you on'',''all of this i mean the factory , the way you drove till here'''' wait do you love when i drive'''' yes i mean your arms look so hot and your face so serious and concentrated'' '' elon sometime we should fuck while the autopilot is on'' '' you know its dangerous but well i love wild stuff''

''where is your office'' '' second floor why'' '' because maybe i wanted to fuck you in there '' '' y\n we literally have the entire factory for us and you wanna fuck me in the office '' '' where do you wanna fuck elon '' '' why dont right here on the logo on the floor, even becaue i dont know if i can resit till we go to the office'', he put a hand on your face and start to kiss you violently,he start to take off your tshirt , you sit on the florr while he unbottons his shirt ,'' have you any idea of how hot you are elon '' '' why dont you dimonstrate me how sexy i am '''' came here'' he is now on the floor with you. he kiss you again before he unzipp your mini skirt revealing the lingerie he gifted you for his birthday,'' wow you are wearing the lingerie i gave you for my birthday''' yes the last time i wore this lingerie was at your birthday and i rember it was a great night'' '' yeah it was you were the better gift i reciviedeven if i bought it and gifted to you'' ''i hope it still look good on me '' ''y\n it looks magnificent on you baby , you look like a goddess '' you smile and try to unzip his pants but he made you stay under him while he kisses you and take off your bra , he look at your tits and say'' they look amazing too'' and start to lick your nipple and then he bite them and you moan ''oh elon this is so good'''' babe its only the beginning'' he plays with your nipples and spit on them and then he kisses your neck ,'' elon please i need more'' he stand up and say'' come here and unzip my pants'' you are on your knee while he is standing up waiting for you, you unzip his pants and reval his massive thick dick, you know what he want you to do so you start to lick the precumhe has on the tip ad he moan '' babe dont tease me'' he says in a serious way'' why'''' y\n i dont think yourember who is the alpha in yhis relationship, so now before i spank you say sorry sir and use your cute mouth to let me cum understand'''' yes i am so sorry sir'''' good girl now do it''you love when he calls you good girl so you take his dick and start to suck it , he takes some hair and start to fuck your mouth he looks like an animal while doing it and he just moan and say '' you look so sexy in this monet cryng and soffoctinf for my dick you are my whore you know that right i can use all of your holes for my plesure and you cant say anything about it '' ''' my pretty sexy toy '' '' oh you are soo mhh good '' you hear that he is gonna cum soon''fuck i am going to cum and you are going to swallow it right'' you understand whiel he suffocate you with his dick''i am so fcunking near thanks to your moth baby fuck oh '' he cum in your mouth and you swallow it and now you can finally breath .''he come on the floor with you and he kiss you '' what baby are you already exausted just because you sucked my dick'' '' just sucked elon you soffcoated me ''

'' what do you wanna say that you didnt like it '''i liked it and i like when you treat me like a whore '' '' yeah i know your panties are so soaked '' he take some finger there and caressing you and then he rip your panties '' elon '' '' what i paid for this panties and i have the right to destroy them '' he kiss your clit while licking your pussy you start moan pretty loud '' oh my god'' '' right baby tell me who is your god'' '' you elon please oh'' '' right i am your god ''you moan and you could just cum for this , he licks you another bit and say '' dont cum till i say you '' you moan and you know this is going to be a torture , he stop tolick and without any warn his dick is into you and you moan '' oh elon i that is ... '' ''what do you need to prepare for my dick , i love the way you everytime struggle to take my dick '' '' you feel so amazing y\n''''oh elon its so amazing i ..'' '' are you near'' ''' yes sir'' '' bumer because i didnt say you you could cum so wait till i say so'' '' yes daddy'' he thrsut more and more he moan he looks so violent right now, you moan '' elon please lt me cum '' '' you dont wanna wait daddy to cum '' ''please '' '' i am near baby '' you feel elon breath on your neck while he starts to kiss you '' i love you soo much '' '' i love you too elon '' '' you can cum now'' after he say that your release is near like his a few more thrust and he cum into you .he takes you to his office on the sofa and start to see if everything is okay '' my love are you okay '' '' yes i am good '' '' great do you need some water or something to eat i think i have like some bars in my desk'' '' no i am okay thank you '' '' well its the minimum i was too rough'' '' no elon you were amzing really trsut me now just stop thinking and come here and cuddle me okay '' '' yes i am coming '' he lay ont he couch with you on his chest and hejs admire how beautiful you are '' elon stop looking at me creepy guy'' '' what i was just staring at the most beautiful person on earth '' '' thank you'' ,and you blush ,''y\n seriously i treated you like a whore and we did sex on the floor and you blush for a compliment , you are so adorable'' ''thank you elon can i ask you a favor'' '' sure baby'' '' do youhave like a sweatshirt in the office like the tesla one , i came here with a tshirt and i think outside is freezin now'' '' sure wait i go to take it i think i have some '' he returns with this package with some sweatshirt '' here swaethearth i dont know if we have your size i mean maybe they are too big '' ''no its okay really i take this'' you start to wear your clothes plus the sweatshirt and you watch him getting dressed , he looks at you '' wow my girl looks amzing with this tesla swaeatshirt '' '' thank you even if i dont think this fit me so swell but its my fault cause i wore a tshirt'' '' no honey it s my fault cause i dint wore any jacket so i oculd have give to you '' '' its okay elon now can we go home '' '' yes sure '' you start walking when elon picks you up '' elon your back '' '' i dont care of my back when i can pick you up i really exausted you with sex so i am going to take the risk'' ''you are so romantic '' ''yes but just for my girlfriend'' 'he takes you to the car '' you kno what i was thinking tonight at dinner '' ''what '' '' it would be so cute if you one day became mrs musk'' you look at him with a wtf espression '' oh my go baby i scared you i mean its okay if you dont want to marry me'' '' no elon i was just surprised yes of course one day i wantto be your wife '',elon looks at you and say '' really , like for real'' ''yes elon '' '' you just made me the happiest you know '' you smile and you close yuor eyes in 10 minutes elon wakes you up''baby we are arrived at home'' ''i fall asleep sorry'' '' its okay '' elon picks you up again and you arrive at the bedroom you wear your pijamas and take off the make up and say '' elon '' '' yes i heard what you said while i was almost sleeping '' '' this is so embaressing i thougt you wear sleeping '' '' elon for that future propose you said its a yes ''

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sol--badman]

My thoughts now that i've finished it (spoilers for the whole game)

-hate that you cant make your character fat

-love the characters and how they are introduced

-kinda hate astarion sorry. Didnt do his quest cause he was mean to me.

-the absolute being a big ass brain was so fucking funny to me i cant explain

-lae'zel is a failgirl and i love her

-i fucked that squid and regretted it. Found out that if you dont have tentacle sex with him he shows you fucked up shit he did. Really mean tbh 👎 will side with orpheus next time

-theres not 17000 endings there's like 3

-lots of weird visual glitches at least in the low settings

-i spotted a few continuity errors in the dialogue but i can forgive that cause there's so many routes to take

-game starts with a really nice pace in act 1, then it becomes reeeeeeeally slow in act 2 and way too fast in act 3.

-The combat system is really fun i love casting spells and fireballs 💥 the fight against ketheric was really good but the other two were meh. So much hype for orin and then she does nothing and dies. And gortash is like if elon musk was a dnd character (i deactivated his iphone robots and killed him in like 2 hits)

-best luck to the tiefling kids i hope the giant brain falling didnt kill them

-omeluum my love. The highlight of the game im not being sarcastic. Extremely good character reveal he has 2 lines of dialogue and i'd give him a hug and help him plan his wedding with blurg.

-game feels half cooked in general. It's a reeally massive game and they should have given it a few more years

-karlach... I love you dude

-seriously the ending was really rushed

-the giant ass brain is cool as fuck though so its ok i guess

-but i wanted to see more. What will hapen to the githyanki now. What about the illithids what about avernus. And the grove's tieflings and all of the people we met. They just show you the yay happy ending screen where are they where is omeluum

-cant we just give karlach heart surgery please. I have revivify spells

-overall good game solid 785/1000 i will play it again and be a cool dragon this time. And also destroy the druids this time cause they suck. Will steal their idol and eat it

-also when your character is rowing the boat towards the final fight they're only using one oar so they should be spinning in circles

-omeluum

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #methinks

[just-an-absolute-mess]

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I’m a 22 year old trans gal just looking to be subby. You can call me Zel (she/her pronouns). I'm bi or pan (cant really decide but i like almost everyone) and polyam.

My partner follows me and will beat you up if you’re mean to me.

Kinks: Bondage, Pet Play, Musk, Impact Play, Degradation, Light Monster Fuckery, Praise, Light Chastity, Feet, Watersports

I do not like any of the following: Scat, any force femme or sissy stuff, Blood, Gore, Any violence more than bruising tbh, impreg, any toilet stuff

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#pinned #long denial

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Ironman 2 rewatch time:

- I usually skip this one on rewatches so like. I barely remember the plot.

- oooooh this is the one with the lightning guy (not Thor)

- oh so his dad worked on the reactor with Howard? Sick

- wait is this the one with Justin hammer?

- 'Please, it's not about me' if it were anyone else the ego would be annoying. However, it's not.

- oh I've just remembered this is the one with Natasha

- 'Let the record show I observed Mr hammer entering the chamber, and am wondering if and when any actual expert will be in attendance' Brutal.

- 'God bless Ironman god bless america' He's so lame.

- 'Rhodey? What?' oof.

- 'You do understand that reading a single paragraph out of context doesn't reflect the summary-' love this guy.

- ah this scene has it all. Justin being incompetent. Tony trolling everyone else and hacking the screens. Rhodey pretending to be annoyed but finding it endearing. Tony swinging people to his side and making Justin look bad at the same time. Efficiency.

- 'You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favour! I have successfully privatised world peace.'

'fuck you Mr stark'

- 'I'm trying to make you CEO. Why won't you let me?' maybe because you're incapable of clearly communicating idk

- 'Its you. It's always been you' Im totally normal about these two I swear

- NATASHA

- oh god Elon musk is in this movie

- 'What is the difference between hold and cancelled?' Yes, what is?' these two are too powerful of a combination I fear

- 'I was hoping the present something at your expo.' 'Well, if you invent something that works I'll make sure to get you a spot.' tony please he's already dead

- 'I love tony stark, I mean, we're not competitors' Justin! I have good news! You're actually right about that one.

It's just. Not for the reason you think.

- The iron man suitcase is still the coolest version actually

- Here comes Pepper and happy driving recklessly towards a guy with lightning whips. I fucking love them

- 'Were you headed for me or him?' 'I was trying to scare him-' 'Because I can't tell!'

- 'Are you put of your mind?!!!! Get in the car!'

- These three are an underrated trio honestly

- SUITCASE SUIT. SUITCASE SUIT.

- Not to beat a dead horse but it all mechanically clicking into place is so much cooler than nanotech.

- Guy got hit with a car at speed. Was fine. Got hit with a car several more times. Was fine. Tony flings him to the floor. Coughs up blood. ???

- 'All I have to do is sit here and watch, and the world will consume you.' damn that goes hard

- 'Not everybody runs on batteries, Tony' pepper that's so deep. How long have you been waiting to use it?

- oh Justin this is so fucking pretentious. Even for you.

- 'I think, if I may' Justin say that one single more time and see what happens

- 'I don't know if you've been understanding everything I'm saying?' can you fucking imagine if he didn't after that whole monologue lmao

- 'You don't gotta do this alone-' 'I wish I could believe that' that hurt

- 'Thats where the pilot goes. Having a tough time finding volunteers' yeah I wonder why justin

- "Hypothetically, if this were your last birthday, how would you celebrate it?" Tony you are not subtle

- can't help but empathise with rhodey in this film. When the American government wants something you do not want to be the person refusing them. Tony can step away. Rhodey kind of can't.

- 'This is ridiculous, I just stuck my neck out for this guy!' 'I know, I know, I'll handle it, just let me handle it.' 'Handle it. Or I'm gonna have to.' We don't see these two interact much huh.

- 'Im only gonna say this once. Get out' Damn, rhodey snapped

- 'Dont miss Potts me, I'm onto you!' well yes, but actually no

- 'You wanna be the war machine? Take the shot' the fact that rhodey actually does go by war machine. Somehow I think the writer of this line was not responsible for that decision

- The complete absence of dialogue when rhodey flies away with the suit. That's so effective

#ironman 2 #mcu #rewatching