#pissing myself lmao

[mikeluciraphgabe]

I never really wanted the heroes to be in this but I thought this time it would be funny. You may or may not see them again idk yet

Part 6 master-post

#LMAO I HAVE MYSELF PISSING #Batman #batfam #batfamily #Jason Todd #dick grayson #tim drake #duke thomas #bruce wayne #Batman Twitter Au #twitter au #hal jordan #Barry Allen #Clark kent #Oliver queen #the flash #green lantern #Superman #green arrow

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your OC like this

#meme #funny #oc #draw your oc #tw swearing #no eating ass #don't eat ass in the halls #yo if someone draws baldi like this i'd fuckin piss myself lmao #serious #annoyed #draw your oc meme #draw your character #tag your oc #draw your oc challenge #draw your character like this #imagine your oc #oc meme #draw your oc like this #grumpy #draw the oc

[ricecakerybakery]

”halloween is ov—“ idgaf

#jeff the killer #jeffrey woods #eyeless jack #eyeless jack fanart #ben drowned #laughing jack #homicidal liu #liu woods #ticci toby #ticci toby fanart #toby rogers #creepypasta fandom #creepypasta fanart #shitpost #i pissed myself #lmao #I CANT BREATHE #im dying #good lord #i cannot #i cant #im crying #im cryinh

[the-random-phan]

Sides of a Coin

#danny phantom #dp #vlad masters #<3 #danny is PISSED lmao #a smug vlad is never a good vlad #vaguely inspired by a fanfic idea bouncing around in my skull. but im gonna keep it private until i finish it #i hate that I have so many abandoned fics. i dont wanna post any more multi-chap's unless they're already finished #my art #(also IF i finish it. tis just an idea for myself. for fun :3) #i should totally be asleep but i just kinda blinked and 2+ hours had passed 🥰🥰🥰

[pissheartmybeloved]

just went to the bathroom and wasn't really. paying attention. so I just started peeing stood in front of the toilet fully clothed and only snapped out of it when I felt piss run down my thighs, at which point I Yanked my trousers down for such a pathetic little trickle. like. I just fully pissed myself because I a) wasn't paying attention and b) really needed to go, but then didn't even GO very much!!

#piss brainrot is killing me #what do you MEAN i forgot to pull my fucken oants down and just stood there peeing #im evidently too used to pissing myself if my brain can just forget that step #LMAO Christ #omo #omorashi #piss kink #pee kink

[adamhaskinks]

having a piss kink is so funny when you constantly play video games because youll just have that one character you wanna see wet themselves so bad for no reason and theres absolutely nothing on the internet that matches what you want

#i think ive lost count of all the fanfictions ive wanted to write when i start a new game and then forgot about #nobody else ever shares my visions lmao #so i gotta write it myself >:Y #omorashi #fandomo #piss kink #its just silly lol #omo #adam overshares

[teddybeartoji]

SO MICKEY,, I am having thoughts. I don’t read hybrid fics Usually, but I saw your puppy Satoru post and,, as a fellow piss enjoyer what are your thoughts on him with that? Something something he wants you to pee on him to mark him as yours something something he begs for it,, I DONT KNOW IF THIS IS LIKE. GOOD WITH HYBRIDS but it just sounds yeah,, I don’t know if this is a request but I trust that you will see my vision ily

PISS ENJOYERS UNITEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HI REM MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

OK BUT YOU'RE SO RIGHT ABT HIM WANTING YOU TO PEE ON HIM!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! like yes puppy!satoru likes the idea of him pissing on you to mark you up (he does it too ofc) but something about YOU marking HIM up is just sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo crazy. it makes him crazy.

he begs for it. you're laying down on your back as he grinds into you - you're still both clothed, just humping each other like dogs (hehe pun inteded). he's nipping at your neck, he's sucking on your nipples, he's just fucking licking you - he can't get enough. you see his tail wagging from the corner of your eye and fuck, you just feel so dizzy already. but then you feel something else too, a pressure in your lower tummy.

you try to push him off, mumbling quietly about needing to go to the bathroom and his eyes fucking shine. he kisses the side of your mouth with a raspy "yeah?". he doesn't budge, he literally does the opposite - he presses himself flush against you, pushing your one knee up at his hips so he can be even closer to you.

"i wan' you to do it." he whines. you feel him smile against you and you feel a bit embarrassed at the thought. does he actually want you to do it?

"wan' you to mark me yours. c'mon, please... pretty please, baby."

he whimpers into your ear and it doesn't take long for him to convice you to do it. to let go.

and when you finally do... oh my fucking god. satoru creams his pants immediately. IMMMMEDIATELY. the second he feels the warmth spreading all over you and himself, he tears his eyes from you just to stare at where the two of you are connected with a slack jaw. he pushes his hips into yours as he makes a mess in his own pants aswell, your piss mixing with his cum through the material. he's fucking elevated. he has never felt this good in his entire fucking life.

when he looks back up at you with a bashful grin and finds you trying to hide your face into the pillow below you, he nuzzles his nose at your cheek. "i'm yours now. i'm your mate now." he licks your skin, kisses your jaw - he really can't stop touching you. "i love you."

he's as affectionate as ever, possibly even more so now. he cradles your face as he gently makes you look at him. you're so warm and he feels so proud. "don't hide..."

he litters your face with sloppy kisses for a while before starting to trail down your body. the smell of you and your piss is making his head spin and he can't stop smiling. he's just so happy!

his tail swings violently behind him, his ears twitch as you squirm when he kisses your completely soaked center. he locks eyes with you and licks the material, his own dick starting to harden again.

anyway!!!! hehehhehehe puppy!satoru loves you and he loves piss and he loves it when you piss on him, it makes him feel so loved!!!!!! he will eat you out after it to show his appreciation!!!!!!!!!

#HEHEHEHEHE ILYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AND I LOVE PUPPY!SATORU SO BAD HE'S SO CUTE AND SO DESPERATE AND SO NEEDY AND SO IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #yeah no holding back on the piss kink now huh lmao #anyway this was hot ngl #got myself going with my own writing #wheewwww #rem <3 #puppy!gojo #angel boy #gojo #tw piss #wtf mickey can write #gojo smut #tw hybrids

[devotion-disorder]

9 HOURS IN THE SALOJN AND IM FINALLY FREE………..

PINK HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

#text #devo.irl #or technically a pink ombre #i dont think my ass could get any flatter but each visit to the hairdresser proves me wrong #my ass is a straight 180 degrees after sitting for 9 hours #while my hair gets bleached until its deader than dead #starved for 10 hours and held in my piss for 6 #had two minor crises where the hairdresser was doing my hair and i wanted to cough SO bad #the things i do. just to have a funky hair color #when they were washing my hair in the basin they like. lift up your head but i would always try to move my neck myself #and my hairdresser was like. dude. relax LMAO #i dont know. how to be a normal person in a salon

[bsptourist]

gm_melonade (a.k.a. Melonade - Rift in Memories)

created by ShadyMilk

#garry's mod #gmod #source engine #half life 2 #other #hearted #requested #impossible to pick and choose screenshots for a lot of these liminal exploration maps #very good map that i have been putting off because when i played this by myself a year ago i got got by a scare and it pissed me off lmao

[sergle]

I just got so Mad At A Tumblr Post and I'm trying so hard to be a normal person and not be Mad At A Tumblr Post

#i can't do this to myself i can't fume at the computer..... #GOD i hate when ppl w/o chronic pain speak as an authority on the topic. #sergle.txt #like hey you actually have none of the qualifications required to make authoritative statements about pain management lmao #I can never decide when to tell myself to let stupid shit pass me by and be well adjusted and prioritize my own Time and Blood Pressure #and just let it wash over me. water off a duck's back #and when it's time for me to write an entire essay on some stupid shit that pissed me off that some rando said

[ohbo-ohno]

on a scale of 1-10, how jarring would it be if i changed this blog’s background from dark gray to light pink? i hate change but i also think i maybe hate the gray. also if i change it for like a day and then change it back, none of you are allowed to comment

#this is half rehtorical btw im not gonna be pissed if I don’t get answers lmao #im mostly trying to convince myself to either man up and change the background #or just stick with the gray #can you believe I don’t have a misc me talking tag?

[dilfhos]

i feel a lot of yall that say they hate mahito are pre -tty comfy on that wagon. pretty sure some of yall would deep down let that him worm-wiggle in ur cooch. would probably let them dozen or so wiggling hands feel on you too. imagine the many touches he could leave with his mouth alone. or ur just scared to admit it and its okay. its okay you refuse to look closely at the chisel denting his torso. at the off guard pretty glances or the hair akin to a dead raccoon’s tail. maybe his luscious lashes fr turn you off or the pathetic way he giggles. its okay. his home isn’t much either, but its honest work if you kick away the rat bones to the other side, then its okay. he won’t be able to defend you either, but if you’re strong enough to be near him that’s okay!

see its okay 😌🧘‍♀️ you’re safe now. put down your pitchfork.

#[ just in—☆ ] #mahito #im here if you want to talk #this blog is now a safehaven for the m*hito fuckers🩵 #he can expand my domain anytime idc #after a bath of course!! #cant have the girlies thinkin i fuck dirties 🙄 #ill wear his kids #i mean his merch ill wear his merch everywhere #and put up cute little signs like: have you seen my disfigured rat :(( plz call. dont on weekdays #its okay TOTO I GOTCHU #lmao plz dont take this srs i was pissing myself writing this #if i cant go hard for the hated what kinda fan am i really djdhdhdhdh *a normal one don. a normal one*

[spicymotte]

A very interesting project is just starting on a German fanfiction website, together with a group of voice actors (the German voices from fandoms such as Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Twilight and more): The winners of a writing contest will get their oneshot fanfiction dubbed as an audiobook, by their actual German VA! (which is crazy, ngl) The project itself, as well as the contest, is about the threat of AI to many jobs in film/TV/dubbing and shining a light on the fact that the people behind the stories and voices are creative and unique.

Here's the project (in German) and here's their petition (in English)

#very very cool thing!!!!!!!!! #dude I would PISS myself if the actual TNG cast would dub my Star Trek fanfics LMAO

[dojimas]

my wife.

#yakuza #daigo dojima #screaming crying throwing up pissing myself #hashtag the most handsome man who has ever fucking existed ever #edit: i found a higher quality pic i'm replacing the original i posted lmao

[endlessfuckup]

did anyone else watch ricky stanicky???

#i absolutely loved that movie #turned out to be way way more wholesome and serious than i thought it would be #everyone did a damn good job on that movie too #it was well made and just fucking hilarious #john cena dressed as boy george made me almost piss myself #and goddamn did he pull off that Britney Spears outfit lmao #i also did not expect to get emotional over this movie #at all #10/10 #ricky stanicky #zac efron #john cena #movies

[werebutch]

My mom getting a new place is kinda making me anxious I think she thinks I’m gonna move in w her instead of my dad 😭 and I’m not sure why I don’t want to. Cuz she’s way better. But I don’t. And I feel responsible I think and plus my sisters will never favor my mom over my dad… so we’d live apart. but I’m 20 years old I can live whatever I want. But. But but but

#idk I really like our house too. it’s great. it’s exactly my style. I would miss it LMAO #but again my mom is just.. she’s so much more organized and she and my stepdad actually get stuff done #and take care of themselves. living w her would be more like we’re roommates and not how it is w my dad #who needs to be taken care of and doted on like a child. my sisters too but I don’t think they’d survive living without me at my dads 💀 #or they’d be really pissed at me. at the least #my dads house is constantly horrible so messy so so so bad no free counterspace anywhere can barely walk thru the house and cat vomit #everywhere. unless I take care of all of it. I can’t have company over unless I know a week in advance so I can make it look like a normal #house. and at my moms it’s never like that. it’s messier than average sure but it’s never disgusting like that #people are always telling me not to do anything and let my family learn to clean up after themselves but if I don’t it will just get worse #and worse. they’ll wait weeks before doing anything. it’s embarrassing. and depressing. if I let it go long enough I am miserable every day #after being homeless or on the verge of homelessness for 10 years my dad can’t even appreciate the fantastic house we have 😭 #he has to fuck it all up. it’s not 100% his fault bc my sisters do fuck all but he DID teach them to be this way. the only reason I do #anything is because I snapped out of planning to kill myself and realized that I needed to be there for my sisters. so I started being like #their parent more and more. but they still never learned to unload the dishwasher or take out the trash without screaming about it. #I’m just very overwhelmed and nervous about this move. I also feel horrible as if I’m disappointing my mom if I don’t move in. I don’t want #to disappoint her any more than I already have.. #she is soooo excited about giving me a room the basement so I can have my bunnies there..