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alanshee-keeper-of-realms · 3 months

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Here's your daily reminder that you can 'blame' the literal creators for being the Captains of Perrysmirtz, that is why so much of that ship ends up in the show and also why you just can't stop it

They saw the fans start to ship it way back and they themselves got into it and yeah you're just not going to stop it, when Dan literally calls them an old married couple you know it ain't stopping any time soon.

And Lord knows they've probably been on Tumblr and seen all the Human Perry stuff y'all I say this affectionately are probably about to land us in the Canon Human Perry corner which I will die of laughter if that happens.

#perryshmirtz #human perry #phineas and ferb #perryschmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #dr doofenshmirtz

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i-am-perry-the-platypus · 2 months

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me when Dan gives even a whiff of Perryschmirtz

(Please do not underestimate the amount of Perry images I own)

#perryshmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb

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infectedpaul · 1 year

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what is it like being charlene and watching perryschmirtz happen. what do you mean youre spending my alimony on elaborate dates with a platypus.

#dex says things #BEHOLD PERRY THE PLATYPUS THE HARKNESS TEST

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201xs · 1 year

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perryschmirtz named the ship in the year for the 10th year in a row

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transfemsamwinchester · 2 years

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perryschmirtz is fine actually because perry the platypus passes the harkness test. also they are in gay love

#perryshmirtz #not spn #if you don’t know what the harkness test is go look it up #the word of chuck

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shadowofthelamp · 1 year

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I just realized that pnf coming back may herald people who call perryschmirtz bestiality because shipping has to be sexual (and Perry is an animal, despite being basically a person the same way that, say, Sonic is) and if that happens I shall simply shuffle off this mortal coil.

#look doof’s ex-gf left him for a whale shit just happens in danville #pnf blogging #before you ask yes I have seen people say that before #the emotional intimacy is the point! and perhaps a few little smooches!#shadow says stuff

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whateverthese2havetournament · 9 months

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Well, folks. If there's two things tumblr loves in a relationship, its woman and toxicity, and our two finalists truly exemplify this.

Before we head into the finals, I'd like to take a moment to reflect on some of the highlights of the tournament thus far.

Biggest Buzz: Perryschmirtz VS PateCrate, with almost 1,250 votes. Truly a tonesetter for the entire event.

Slimmest Margin: Cid and Nero, who lost by negative one vote, due to a technicality. And it was against Hannigram. Bravo.

Widest Margin: Fitz and the Fool VS Sam and Frodo, by over 75% of the vote. Sorry, book fans. Seeding is a harsh mistress.

Highest-placing Men: House and Wilson. This category was originally going to be highest-placing women but life's full of surprises.

Biggest Upset (Host's Opinion): Jessie and James. No disrespect to the Newsies fandom but you were absolutely delusional.

I'd also like to just thank everyone for participating in whatever capacity you have. my biggest worry when getting this going was none of my polls breaking 100 votes.

Anyway I'm really busy with other things this weekend, so expect Yellowjackets Vs. Portal Yuro next Monday.

#whatever these two have tournament

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this-is-a-name-dont-worry · 1 year

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things i hope for new pnf episodes:

more fun songs and inventions

a human perry double episode where at the end perry gets to say to his kids he loves them and is proud of their inventions. and a hug if they know that human guy is perry

even more romance tropes for doof and perry. i want to see dan and swampy testing how far they can push without disney noticing. i want one episode that after it comes out ao3 has twenty new perryschmirtz fics, half of them rewriting the ep with human au perry and the other half straight up shipping the scientist and the platypus (4 of them are newcomers to the ship who says "sorry" in the author notes)

more buford and baljeet

some use of "Stacy knows Perry's secret" (please give me a stacy and vanessa team up

monty and vanessa :) even if they're not endgame i like them

more Vanessa overall tbh

#phineas and ferb #pnf

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ask-thephinjeetau · 2 years

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Hello! and Welcome to this blog!

(sorry if the picture doesn't look good lol i suck at traditional art and i didn't have access to my digital medium for drawing at the time.)

This is a blog dedicated to an AU but not just any AU, its a blog dedicated to a phineas and ferb AU in particular like lets say maybe-possibly Phinbella couldn't happen some way in the episode Act your Age and Baljeet somehow ended up having a crush on phineas which led to them dating and hitting it off(and lets be hinest here they would totally work) and which then led to them starting a life of their own? Well this AU is here to explore just that!

And for the reasons being 1. I and some others ship Phinjeet. 2. I see waay too much phinbella in the fandom like im not even trying to hate on the ship or shippers it can just get tiring when a fandom ships and bases most ship content on just one ship plus just a few two others like e.g bujeet and perryschmirtz.

Now im trying to make this quick so let me speedily introduce everybody

1st batch of kids

(from left to right)

SOPHIE TJINDER FLYNN

A 14 year old girl who has a rather calm or in her own words chill personality. Like phineas she doesn't freak out even if bad stuff happens and tends to just stay calm and go with the flow. She's also pretty nice for the most part.Her favorite thing to do is performing stunts which rarely ever fail because she calculates them pretty well. Another one of her hobbies is reading Physics books and solving math and calculations. And surprise surprise shes also REALLY smart.

CJ (CANDACE JUNIOR) TJINDER FLYNN

Named after her aunt candace due to her having a similar head shape, being a red head and also having blue eyes. She is a 16 year old girl that rather freaks out a lot at the smallest of shit as she inherited that trait from baljeet. She is neat and organized plus has a lot of health problems since she was a child plus has a lot of allergies which includes dairy. She is extremely health and safety over-conscious, carries a sanitizer with her wherever she goes and refuses to go outside most times. Her hobby is reading sci-fi comics,playing video-games and watching scifi movies and cartoons. She is also very emotionally attached to her dads since childbirth due to her having health issues and having to stay by their side for a long time and spends most of her time with them even when they might oppose at times part of the reason why she refuses to leave the house. Her nickname is also Candy.

JASMINE TJINDER FLYNN

A 15 year old girl who has a- um how do i describe this? Like she acts like an edgy teenager kind of personality. She can sometime be a tad bit mean and is also goth as well and doesn't really express much emotions most times although she does still have her moments. Her hobby is writing stories and songs and she also enjoys listening to music and playing it.Her nickname is also Jazz.She is also a HUGE grammar nazi and will not hesitate to correct any grammatical mistakes anyone makes no matter the situation.And well yeah thats it...

2nd batch!

ANNABELLE TJINDER FLYNN

A rather aggressive girl for a 6 year old. She gets angry or frustrated very easily and when she does its really funny and cute because her cheeks puff up and her whole face turns to match the colour of her hair lol. She can also be sarcastic a lot of the time and a bit rude but is still nice. Her favorite activity is playing sports(any kind). She is also really well behaved and doesn't really go against rules apart for the occasional times where she breaks a couple stuff while playing sports. The twins also like purposely annoying her for shits and giggles.Her nicknames are Ann, Annie, Anna, Red, Firecracker.

LYNN AND MARILYN TJINDER FLYNN(THE TWINS)

The 10 year old twins are a handful thats for sure and they are pretty much basically reverse phineas and ferb in the sense that they usually fight(but still get along) and are always getting busted no matter how much they try to hide their messes. They can't build for shit but they still throw random stuff together as a result of inspiration from their dad and Uncle Ferb which usually ends in explosions or property destruction of some kind. They work as a duo and usually get into fights with either each other or Annabelle. They both have a lot of things in common especially the fact that they're both silly goof offs but they have parallel insterests like Lynn being a tomboy is more interested in "boyish stuff" as she would put it while Marilyn is interested with things she considers to be girly.

PHOEBE TJINDER FLYNN

A 5 year old girl that is rather odd to say the least. She talks A LOT which mostly includes infodumping people about the history of art or the life stories of some famous artists not forgetting to push her glasses up before doing so along the way. She is a huge fan of Leonardo Da Vinci and takes in Phineas's creativity. She is also a really nice and obedient girl who doesn't really cause trouble. She is frequently seen doing weird stuff all in the name of art like i dunno shit that phineas himself has done like maybe bringing in a gigantic baby head to supposedly use for her creations something like that.She also enjoys reading books about art or famous artists no matter how boring they may seem and she is also REALLY good at art for a 5 year old like im talkin she creates Da Vinci tier art.Her nickame is Pheebs.

God this is definately the most ''different" thing i've done thats for sure lol i don't even really expect to even get any questions at all but what the heck, its good to try am i right?

You're also free to ask me as the creator questions if you want.

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fakewizard · 1 year

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when i am having a bad time i simply close my eyes and visualize perryschmirtz genghis khan amv. and the dopamine hit is so strong it blasts back everything in a ten foot radius.

#goddamn i love that video

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queerbelchers · 10 months

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the one thing i hate about dwampyblr is how many people here ship perryschmirtz

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alanshee-keeper-of-realms · 3 months

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*clears throat* For the Wider community I went and pulled a Doofenschmirtz by pulling out my nearly 10 year old Devices to dig this relic up, have fun

I also tried to find the tweet but no luck maybe yall can locate it.

#perryschmirtz #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz #phineas and ferb #perryshmirtz #dan povenmire #jeff swampy marsh

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jackgoodfellow · 2 years

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The Doofenquestion, a scientific experiment

because this is where I'm at in my life now I guess

Okay so the other week I finished watching Phineas & Ferb, and I did an art exercise redrawing screencaps with a human Perry the Platypus.

Which is already a lot to unpack on its own.

But then I got to looking at other people's fan art of human!Perry, and this of course led to me seeing a lot of human Perry facing off against Doofenshmirtz.

What struck me is this: anytime someone chose to interpret Perry as an adult human, they had drawn a sexy secret agent man. Simple enough. Makes sense. I did the same thing. But then, who's that cute little sexy anime protagonist 20-something twink in a labcoat next to him?? Certainly that can't be Dr. D!

No, no, I don't think so... I mean, it's nothing against those artists! If you want a sexy young twink Doof, you do that! I fully support it!

But it got me to thinking...

Is it possible to draw a sexy Heinz Doofenshmirtz and still have him recognizable as himself??

What would he look like in a more grounded style in the first place???

And am I foolish enough to try????

I had only the answer to one of those three questions. For I knew in my heart that I *am* foolish enough to try.

I have outlined my methods and my results below. I think you will find that my data is sound and my results even soundier.

Okay here's the deal:

The Question:

For the purpose of being thorough, the first question I must answer before anything else is "What would Doof look like in a more grounded style?"

From my findings there, I will seek to answer the Follow-Up Question: Is it possible to draw a hot and sexy Heinz Doofenshmirtz while remaining true to his intended character design?

The Disclaimer:

'Phineas & Ferb' is far from a perfect show and I'm actually not a huge fan of creators making characters canonically "ugly" or "repulsive", but that IS what they intended for Heinz in his design, and that interests me.

However, I'm less interested in declaring a certain type of person ugly and more interested in how a realistically-drawn Doof - or at least a Doof in my art style - might look. I am curious how that might compare with the versions of him that are drawn to align with modern "traditional" beauty standards (shippable-twink!Doof, if you will). I'm not here to call out other people's art so I won't post other people's art. And I am not here to make sweeping judgments on beauty standards. I am simply here to do something very pointless VERY thoroughly and hopefully in a way that is fun and not harmful.

The Method:

Step 1: devise a step-by-step process to convert the style of the show into my own style

Okay, to get the hang of this, I am starting from a completely non sexy lens to avoid bias in creating the conversion method. And also because the only other characters with features as exaggerated as Doof's are all children and we don't sexualize children here. I guess this kind of functions as a control group. Which is probably the correct use of that term. Trust me I am a scientist.

It goes like this:

Find reference pic

Extract basic shapes

Trace the pic

Begin working out more realistic anatomy placement and have a brief crisis about Phineas' weird fucking head

Iterate on that sketch to bring it closer to my style

Iterate again

And one more time to be extra sure

There they are! Not bad! And now I have an idea of how the most dynamic and exaggerated shapes of the show's art can be applied to my own style!

Step 2: test this process on other characters from the show

With a process now established, it is time to apply the same logic to a couple of the adult characters. And also to try and condense the process to fewer steps!

First let's try Ferb's dad Lawrence - for whom I have used the traditional "George Jetson" approach.

Hmmmm. Not exactly right. But close...

And of course Major Monogram! Doing this was like correcting the anatomy on a Picasso. Both will get you kicked out of the Louvre.

I'm not gonna lie this one turned out great. There are things I could correct with more iteration, but science is notoriously fast-paced, so it's time to confront our white whale!

Step 3: Draw the Doof.

The same process: Reference image, find the shapes, trace, convert style, iterate