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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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i’m starting to think you guys were lying about wanting to break down the gender binary

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happy bokuaka day!

#haikyuu

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bkak 🎸

#haikyuu

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i recommend every history student to play the appropriate assassin’s creed game before starting to learn about a subject bc it makes everything 10000% funnier like. hey. i know this guy. he had an unresolved yet undeniable homoerotic sexual tension with my favorite video game man. what’s he doing here.

#on the topic of miku binder bullshit #i have a dude i work with right now who is into hamilton #and when i asked him if he knew about thomas J miku binder #he was all ???? #which come to think of it #actually sounds insane to normies #anyway i want what he has #also #same dude but when i asked him if he knew hetalia #he was also ??? #which then i understood how wildly different our lives were #he was the well off trust fund kid #a normie who dabbles in some geek hobbies occasionally #i am the feral animal clawing my way out of the gutters #pretty much a raccoon with deranged levels of obsessions

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

#ah #is that why

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where's that quote abt like. being embarrassed abt the thinness of ur life the way ur embarrassed by a threadbare piece of clothing. bc like yeah

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If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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I cannot believe

That it has taken me 20 years

To understand that the Utena movie is what happened to Utena after the series.

It's a fever dream of the major plot points. It's regret and guilt and despair. It resonates constantly with the whisper of the story of a person who tried to save someone and died in their place. It's a brittle-edged rewrite of everything that happened, except this time Utena knows from the start what she's up against, and this time Anthy will do anything - anything - to show her that she didn't fail.

The movie is Utena trapped in a tiny world of her own creation that is yet an echo of the world of Akio's creation. The movie is Anthy fulfilling her promise to find Utena and save her in turn. The movie is the reassurance that the series did not end in despair.

And I will fight to the death to defend the car thing. It's the whole point. Utena could never save Anthy by picking her up and carrying her out of there like an object. But she can make of herself a vehicle, and Anthy can choose to take the key and leave.

#adolosence of utena being the same but slightly to the left is so good #its the same but not #its so different #its so good

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

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"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

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“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.

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Saturn Devouring His Son if it were a Draw The Squad meme from 2014

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