When you enter the agent program and are given the yellow band, you are assigned a code name. It's both an agency tradition and a way to keep our identities secret. It's something that comes from the very origins of the agency's founding.
Agent Samuel the Stork has been assigning the code names for the last 20 years. I'd like to tell you that they are selected based on our qualities or something profound, but the truth is it's whatever he comes up with at the moment. Herman made the mistake of trying a new hairstyle on the day of his interview and ended up being called "the Hedgehog."
Apparently, my mistake was being born.
And yeah, im alive and working, thanks.
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idk how did i come up with this idea.
n again i disappeared, only this time because of personal problems, i hope that this will not happen.
some people don't like that i idealize heinz, everyone sees him differently, so i see him this way. i even have my own headcanon for why he is so "perfect." dats all about his inators, so he uses them to stay young or something, n to be handsome.
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Headcanon: Human Perry's full name is Bartholomew (somehow shortened to Perry) THEodore Platypus.
And then he gets adopted into Lawrence's family so he adds Fletcher to the end.
So he usually goes by Perry Fletcher.
Wedding Officiant: Heinz Doofenshmirtz, do you take Bartholomew Theodore Platypus Fletcher to be your wedded husband, to live together in marriage?
Doof: I AM SORRY, WHO?!!!!!
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Dear Human Perry Writers
I am a real life mute person, so take some tips from me about writing Perry as a mute man.
1) Having Perry use sign is great, having Perry sign at people who don’t know sign and just confuse them and then not do anything to help remedy that/laugh at it is not the way to go. It is extremely frustrating wanting to say something and not being able to, obviously there’s lot’s of times things i wanna day have to go unsaid, but some things are too important, especially when you are literally a spy.
2) Not enough of y’all are utilizing the beauty of modern technology. I see so many people have Perry write stuff that’s such a waste of paper. Text To Speech apps are a beautiful thing.
3) When you are mute you get mistaken for deaf A LOT. This is more personal but I would love to see some scenes of Perry getting mistaken for deaf and his reaction to that.
4) If you wanna make a comment on capitalism for any reason a lot of TTS apps have unskippable ads that are quite long. Another personal thing but having Perry deal with ads while trying to communicate would be realistic and relatable.
5) Last thing, and not a requirement but I think it would be cool, Perry is very autistic coded so I think having him be nonverbal autistic instead of having trauma induced mutism would be neat. Or even a mix of the two (me for real)
As always thank you fic writers for everything you do! This is purely to help not to judge or be rude i prommy.
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Peter doesn't get it, but that's okay because he has his mystery man now <3
I love the faceblind gag it makes me laugh every time
Francis needs to support the O.W.C.A animal union before it's too late
Didn't feel like coloring, poor Candace!
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first post! lol
i drew this in june 2023 to ring in pride month... might redraw it this year :3
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MORE PERRYSHMIRTZ
when no one's looking i still love u
i think i'm regressing cuz of my studies i promise to improve!
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"How did you fit that man into your watch?"
I had been wanting to redo that drawing, about 9 years later!
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