#paradox-progressing

[melonsharks]

Tell us everything about the parent trap au immediately please please please

to give u an insanely quick rundown with a wip art i have:

aziraphale as elizabeth. wedding dress designer under his pen name A.Z. Fell. (hes an artist as confirmed in s2 and the whole "drawing on napkins" thing elizabeth would do appeals to me immensely)

crowley as nick. owns a vineyard. I NEED HIM TO OWN A VINEYARD SO BAD. shoutout to Old Vines on ao3 for changing me in a fundamental way. he makes wines and he tends to the vines and he is so passionate about it to an abusurdist degree. he yells at his vines when they arent growing right. you already knowwww.

when they meet for the first time, they don’t meet on a boat like in the movie, they actually meet at a wedding party :J crowley was a wine collector, just starting out. he loved offering aziraphale samplings of his most vintage collection out of impulse. (he likes seeing the way aziraphale savors them) (he’s besotted) Wants to own his own vineyard one day. aziraphale, on the other hand, has dreams of becoming a fashion designer of sorts, always drawing ideas on any scraps of paper he can find. his designs are very old fashioned, but thats like… part of the appeal. his work very much reflects who he is, and the people who flock to it understand that.

they enter this kind of… whirlwind relationship, they get married, and then eventually adopt two golden haired blue eyed baby boys. twins. :J warlock and adam.

they break things off because aziraphale leaves... alluding to their recent breakup in season two, the reason he left was because "we both clearly had very different ideas on where our lives were going. so. i packed up and left." (parallel s2 divorce 😋 they don’t know how to talk to each other) (aziraphale throws a book at his head after this argument, like the hairdryer in the movie LOL. it was pride and prejudice. crowley still has it.)

aziraphale leaves with adam. warlock is left with crowley. crowley eventually leaves London because he finds he cant stand being anywhere near Aziraphale (hes just irresistible in that way), and he goes to California where he finally fulfills his dream of owning a vineyard. a nice one on Napa, Northern California.

Aziraphale’s wedding dresses become more and more well known, Adam grows well-adjusted. Same kid you know from the show and book, natural born leader, a good head on his shoulders. (Aziraphale has no idea why Adam is like that, but he is so proud)

Crowley’s vineyard (The Garden Of Eden) grows and grows… Warlock is spoiled rotten, but he does love actually working at the vineyard with Crowley to and he and Crowley have a really good relationship…

Eventually the kids go to a summer camp together in London (i dont know if they . do this in the UK, but suspend your disbelief if you will) Adam meets The Them there, then meets Warlock after a nutty fencing thing, they kind of hate each other at first and the rest is history :J

side characters UM. LOL. idk……. i mean i kind of know but not really? theres just so many possibilities that make the rounds in my head. chessy could be anathema OR nina (ive had people suggest eric too?) and martin could be newt OR maggie (ive also had people suggest muriel????) gestures vaguely.

as for meredith…….erm…………🤷‍♂️ ive had everything under the sun suggested to me and i still……have no idea. LOL. gabriel, lucifer, shaX, FURFUR, THE WIFE FROM THE NON-SPOILER SPOILERS. I DONT KNOW. IT ALL FEELS WRONG. its hard to come up with this role in particular when these gay bitches literally only have eyes for each other. always. forever. u know. i think lucy is like. the classic answer. but idfk.

ask me about . more things if u want. this is consuming my every thought.

anyways the cover im working on for. for something:

#good omens #good omens 2 #gomens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #adam young #warlock dowling #parent trap au #asks #paradox-progressing #i said insanwly quick but this is so fucking long. im sorry

[crtter]

Huh?? Iyama log lady skin??? I was never the closest follower of the hesokuri wars stuff but was there a twinpeaks set i missed??? How did i never hear about this

Haha, there was! It was the Denki Mystery set. I’m not sure if it was just a Twin Peaks inspired set or if it was also inspired by other scary mystery shows / movies but Iyami was undeniably the log lady:

Also I’m 75% sure Dayon is supposed to be David Lynch himself (or a character he played):

#Answers #Paradox-progressing #Osomatsu san #Hesokuri Wars #Iyami #Dayon #Hatabō #Totoko #Dekapan

[even-disco-baby]

"You, with the scaffold of you all awry. There is no part of you that offers him sure footing."

Hey this is such a brilliant sentence. The imagery, the beatiful sound and flow of it, pure poetry, the way its capturing something key to their dynamic that ive never seen people put into the exact perfect words it needs, which is this.

I wanna embroider this on a pillow and it will be living in my mind henceforth

WAUGH… thank you this is so kind… but I have to confess that I cribbed the first sentence from the song Schoolin’ by Everything Everything 😭 there’s a lyric that says “the scaffold of me all awry” and I’ve loved that phrase ever since I heard it… but yeah that’s why it has a poetic flow, it’s metered because it’s a song lyric LOL

(Side note: some other lyrics from the song from the second verse are a good fit for disco elysium

“And I wouldn’t wanna make a scene / I don’t wanna think about the third world hunger or whatever / ‘Cause thinking always comes across a little… / And there’s a meeting of the worlds tonight / Right above my head, a miracle, the sun erupt forever / I barely ever raise my eyes a little…”

And also “Remember how men / Would understand the heavens? / But leaving those street lights on / You can’t see nothing there” reminds me of certain events from A Sacred and Terrible Air…)

#asks #paradox-progressing #ngl that line is probably the one that i have seen the most people quote specifically to compliment #and it’s so funny every time. im so sorry that’s the one line i didn’t write 😭

[venusaur-propaganda]

Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Slither Wing

#***UPDATE*** Encounter with subject “Slither Wing” ended in a stalemate. Type analysis in progress... #*fig. 1* Partner Venusaur and Subject Slither Wing moments before battle #venusaur #slither wing #pokemon #paradox pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital painting #digital art #art challenge #🌺

[inprogresspokemon]

#243.? - “Raging Bolt” is an enigmatic Pokemon theorized by leading researchers to either be an ancient precursor of Raikou or even a parallel version of Raikou from another timeline; however, the true origin of this Pokemon remains unknown. A wild and powerful creature, Raging Bolt is said to incinerate everything around it by cloaking the skies with dark clouds before employing its elongated neck to deliver devastating lightning strikes upon its targets. If certain researchers are to be believed, it is possible that over a long period of time, Raging Bolt evolved as a species to become the smaller and more nimble Raikou that is known as Legend in modern times. As the species develops a shorter neck and tighter gait, they become faster and more physical powerful with the trade-off of less-intense lightning and other special attacks. Their mere roar splits the air like crashing thunder.

Named: “Raging Bolt” - - ? - - Raikou

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#pokemon #fakemon #in progress pokemon #raikou #raging bolt #gen2 #gen9 #johto #paldea #electric type #dragon type #paradox pokemon #IPPparadox #unnamed

[canlifechillforasecond]

Tenth doctor in the specials really is like “I’ve hit rock bottom and I’m picking up a shovel.”

#the progression from The Next Doctor to Waters of Mars is just so #thinking about a convo between 10 and 4 set during this time period in a big finish audio where 10 is like #‘I have no friends now but it’s fine because my hatred keeps me going’ like that’s fine and normal #actually I think I’m gonna elaborate on this later #doctor who #tenth doctor #paradox posts

[penumbramewtwos]

Cute or Cursed

I used my bases to get an idea of what Ophelia (Birth-AU Okita) might look like in colour (I'm still adding details, like beans will be added, and most likely some reflective fur patterns). As well as some cute and cursed paradox mewtwos

Ophelia [Above]

Paradox Mewtwos [Below]

From Left to right we have:

Pointy McBabyfat (Newtwo) Ironed Wrinkle (Mewtwo) Old Spice (Chilli)

#mewtwo #pokemon #paradox mewtwos #newtwo #babytwo #art #art progression #sillyness #own bases #Youtube

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Jeremiah Arkham, Hugo Strange, Harley Quinn and Jonathan Crane all having at least one narrative about how Arkham breaks it's doctors until they realize ethics aren't possible and the patients deserve to suffer.

All while Joan Leland the truly underated MVP sits on a corner sipping her tea and actually making progress. She is the only doctor who keeps believing and the only one where this belief is actually payed with progress no matter how little and shacky this progress is (after all unfortunally we can't have substancial progress or who will Batman fight with?)

#joan looks at the paradoxal need for the stories to progress without changing enough so everything stays samey #and spits on it's face #she looks at the status qo and laughs #oh they think it will break her? #if this woman found the forth wall she would destroy it until the writers let her actually cure her patients #can you notice I love her? #joan leland #jeremiah arkham #jonathan crane #harley quinn #hugo strange #i love all gotham psychiatrists/psychologists #but the need to mantain the status qo makes so they become needed to defend the idea of punishment over recovery #the comcis have to defend arkham (the place) and it's inhumane practices because they want to pander to a certain audience #and also to keep things the same

[goldensunset]

sada and turo are fascinating characters for the obvious reasons and it definitely drives me crazy thinking about how they were willing to do a bunch of insane and dangerous things for the sake of bringing about paradise on earth, but i don’t think we acknowledge enough the fact that their idea of ‘paradise’ consists of a bunch of dinosaurs and robots running around. no world peace, no sociopolitical movements, no bringing back long-lost people. they straight up just wanted to play with cool toys they read about in picture books and that ended up driving them insane. they’re so funny

#now i knowww i’m sure it’s more complex than that #like the real implication here is that both of them are on the whole dissatisfied with the present age #sada is like ‘reject modernity embrace tradition’ and turo is like ‘PROGRESS PROGRESS PROGRESS’ to a reckless degree #i think their end goal was really to let the modern world be entirely reshaped into that old/new image #they knew very well that the paradox pokémon wouldn’t be able to peacefully coexist with the rest of the living beings in modern-day paldea #that destruction was foreseen #they saw it as a feature and not a bug #they WANTED that. they wanted to violently raze the world as it was to the ground and have their research byproducts create a new one #sparing only themselves and their son #(au where they succeeded but the paradox mons get way out of control and kill arven too. and then the prof experiences Regret.) #basically this is all to say i think the professors knew full well what they were doing and there was a lot of subtext in there #making them truly and genuinely insane people who still cling to the notion of a good cause #BUT. on the surface it looks like yaaay dinosaurs :) woah cool robots! :0 #literally just a pair of kids in preschool reading picture books and developing hyperfixations #so i think it’s funny #pokémon #scarlet and violet #sv spoilers

[albertxylin]

Guiding Interest

I start to lose interest in games When I look up a guide, When fun becomes secondary to competition. Exploration is replaced by optimisation And the remnants of my childhood shake their head At the way I allow frustration to filter all the wonder out of the river And leave only rocks behind.

#2578 #it's always a paradox between wanting to progress and the fact that researching things often sucks the fun out of it for me #writing #original poem #poetry #spoken word #poem #spoken word poetry #daily poem #poems

[cryptojuice]

take this with a grain of extremely drunk but at this point I'm my journey? now? I'm like literally the idealest person in the world and I think everyone else has something wrong with them

#is it autism? is that why people don't just fuckin communicate with me? #my autistic superpower is im TOO GOOD at communicating and everyone else is behind me. #im already in the 'so how do we meet our needs' stage when other people are in the avoidance stage or the self awareness stage #idk. idk. fuckin tired of it #tired of games tired of excuses tired of IMMATURITY #tired of being more grown than people in their mid 30s. tired of being more grown than my parents in their mid 50s #tired of being the ONLY person i know ACTIVELY working on their flaws and making progress #maybe others are just working on things i dont notice and maybe others dont notice what im doing. but idk. people have seemed to notice. #is it because im becoming buddhist? am i like more fucking enlightened or something? #i would hope that wouldn't be the only thing causing such a disconnect cause that sounds fucking pretentious #im drunk cause i was upset. remember yhis if you're reading these tags #im not upset anymore cause i got drunk. and made a really good omelette #but yeah i feel so different from other people. so much better and also so much worse. hashtag paradox #best communicator deepest thinker most compassionate soul. also most horrible awful sinner #↑obsessed with the concept of sin in a fascinating way for someone who doesn't Believe in it #yes im a sinner yes im a real sex demon from hell no hell doesnt exist yes reincarnation is real yes i am buddhist yes i believe in ghosts. #i contain multitudes #anyways #i was supposed to *** ** ***** *** today and i didn't so I got grumpy i guess #i really need to practice the principles of detachment #I've gotten a lot better at patience and calm and meditation but i still care so much about inconsequential shit. enough to drink it away i #i should sleep i was trying to fix my sleep schedule the last two nights #but i don't want to. i want to drink and have fun and maybe cry #we'll see #doubt anyone is gonna read this it's mostly for me #gonna tag this #therapy #so i can find it if i need it #i just miss my girlfriend man. but she stood me up again without a word and it's disrespectful #and i know I'm gonna forgive her

[crtter]

now im curious, Is there any characterization difference between kun and san iyami?

There is! It’s not like -san does a terrible job at handling Iyami, there are plenty of good characterization moments but, in my opinion, -kun Iyami is portrayed in a more lighthearted, more happy-go-lucky manner compared to -san Iyami. -kun Iyami has a certain… I want to say innocence? About him that -san Iyami doesn’t show very often, having his “haughty” trait take over in this portrayal. Perhaps the easiest way to demonstrate it is that -san Iyami is seen with a grumpy scowl on his face a lot, whereas -kun Iyami’s default expression is a big, goofy open-mouthed smile.

Of course, that’s not to mean -kun Iyami is nice. He’s always been a piece of work no matter the incarnation, heh. -kun Iyami just acts more cheerful while he goes around town scamming people.

#answers #paradox-progressing #Iyami #Osomatsu san #Osomatsu kun

[picavecalyx]

silva is literally built different and i think it's funny 😔

#study. #i have posts about silva's relationship with paradoxes/ultrabeasts JDJTNDJRJSJJES #but sating she's built different is just a good summary because its Literally True #she is a legendary herself technically[at least one in progress] #though usually she doesnt actually take any of them *with* her #the only exception so far is the shiny Terapagos #everyone else is temporary #the roaring moons and slither wings stay in area zero #mog/lunala[depending on the timeline] remains in ultra space #and ogerpon is literally just her bestie thats it LMFAO #verse. pokemon.

[homeosloven]

i knew gangsters in empire of sin could fall in love with eachother after working together a lot, but I don't expect to get a whole gay entanglement in my gang bruhhhh i swear if they start fighting i will have to hatecrime them

#very progressive for paradox i guess #btw im back in my gamer era #diary of a gay slav

[inprogresspokemon]

#245.? - "Walking Wake" is a mysterious Pokemon believed by leading researchers to be an ancient relative of Suicune that was brought to present times through a time machine. A ferocious and formidable creature, Walking Wake is a force of nature, capable of walking on water despite its large size. They possess strong hind legs, which are able to support the weight of their heavy, uniquely shaped set of horns, and walk bipedally. If theorists are to be believed, over a very long period of time, Walking Wake evolved as a species to become the smaller, faster, and quadrupedal Suicune that is known as Legend in modern times. With the increased balance of walking on four feet, Walking Wake's once powerful tails have developed into elegant streamers that gracefully dance on the north winds that follow Suicune as it races the world to purify polluted water.

Named: “Walking Wake” - - ?- - Suicune

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[lovevalley45]

OH GOD I FORGOT SAVAGE BLEW UP ONE OF THE METEORS IN 2021

#alli says shit #the progression of time makes me SICK #vandal savage violated social distancing to create his time paradox #add it to his list of problematic behavior