#pants on fire

[lalaland-e]

Pinocchio but every time he lies his pants spontaneously combust

#pinocchio #liar liar pants on fire #jokes #funny memes #humor #haha #funny #Funny post #Liar liar #pants on fire #shitpost #shitposting #meme #best memes #funny shit #funny stuff #lol #memes

[mikenyikessss]

"i'm not gonna fall in love."

.

bitch who tf?

#liar liar #pants on fire #byler #miwi #stranger things #michael wheeler #mike wheeler #william byers #will byers

[mafaldaknows]

Shock and dismemberment, it’s not just lip liner and sauna?

Say it isn’t so!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxQjJwZu82T/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxQjX2_uRqv/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

@lo20 🤭😏😉

#grifters gonna grift #lip liner and sauna #that giggle from the plastic surgeon #keeping it real #pants on fire #it’s business baby #sure jan

[airyairyaucontraire]

The House ethics committee report on George Santos contains this devastating set ‘em up-knock ‘em down:

Representative Santos’ congressional campaigns were built around his backstory as a successful man of means: a grandson of Holocaust survivors and graduate from Baruch College with a Master’s in Business Administration from New York University, who went on to work at Citi Group and Goldman Sachs, owned multiple properties, and was the beneficiary of a family trust worth millions of dollars left by his mother, who passed years after the 9/11 terrorist attacks as a result of long-term health effects related to being at one of the towers.

No part of that backstory has been found to be true.

#us politics #george santos #pants on fire

[inkblot22]

can I just say …. how absolutely enthralled I am with your content … it’s not often I find someone who writes DARK dark content, I’m not saying that it’s bad n all but I find most dark content fics nowadays to not give me that sense of toxic or possessive love supposedly radiating from the s/os but with yours I can definitely experience the tingles and I love ittt!

also .. can I say how much I LOVE the pregnancy trope in media? **especially** if it’s forced or just accidental but they make u keep it anyways .. not sure if it’s implied the fetus is gone or not, but I’m excited to see where the next chapter takes us!!

Wow okay hello! Thank you so much, you're very sweet! It's rather funny that you say that about this series in particular, because Idia is insistent that he does not love his kitten lmao.

I apologize for rambling here, but regarding the toxic/possessive love thing, I think about it like this: the driving force behind an action will translate into said action whether the person wants it to, or not. I also grew up reading copious amounts of toxic or taboo fanfiction and stories. For instance, I remember when Infatuation was still getting weekly updates. Not sure if that helps or shows in any way, shape, or form, but The Dimensional Tune series and anything written by Rita Redswood (Darkened Warrior) also really lent to my creative exploration as a teenager. Wattpad has really gone downhill now, huh?

Beyond that, I am personally absolutely terrified of bearing a child. It is one of the only forms of horror that actually gets to me in a very genuine way. The very concept of having a life grow inside of you, whether you want it to or not, is nightmarish, not to mention the way that people who happen to birth a child are very often boiled down to simply being a womb with legs following bearing the baby. Not sure if that's a thing that happens everywhere, but a lot of birthing parents that I've been around have had their entire personalities removed in a social way and not by themselves following their children's spawning. Imagine having your personage ignored and deleted by people who knew you before you had a kid?

You caught me at an interesting time since I'm seriously trying to figure out what the next thing I want to post is. I have a few too many ideas bouncing around (read: four or so) Gonna put this next bit under a cut so no one gets spoiled if they aren't caught up on the Pants on Fire series.

Anyhow, what I'm getting at is that there is another part planned for the Pants on Fire series, so hopefully it answers any other questions or thoughts that happen to cross your minds. Also! To clarify, no, the fetus is still forming in the reader, miraculously so after that shock. They didn't get past their cervix with the hanger, either, possibly from trepidation or a loose grip. It's up for interpretation, but I absolutely should have been more clear. Later, when Idia said he would take care of their "little problem twofold," he was, in fact, talking about going back to The Isle of Woe for abortion/more permanent contraceptive purposes.

#twisted wonderland #tw: dark content #tw: dark themes #anon asks #anon answered #thank you for sending an ask!! #the blot talks! #yandere idia shroud #pants on fire #tw abortion #tw accidental pregnancy

[quirkygurl2003]

*kisses my forehead* ??!?!!!!

#liar liar #pants on fire #womp womp

[i-love-bonchon-chicken]

Cheer Leader❤️

#fanart #yukari minamida #liar liar game #liar liar #liar liar 2 #pants on fire #my artwrok

[thedarkmongoose]

yeah i’m calling 4 pinocchios on that one

actually -

#i know this is a dumb/obscure joke #but it tickles my bg in journalism #pinocchio #fact checker #hannigram #hannibal x will #hannibal lecter #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #crack #meme #truth-o-meter #pants on fire

[saffythought]

I’m fully convinced that if you claim that the twizzlers candy is your favorite, you either have a jawline sharp enough to shred metal or you’re a liar liar pants on fire

#twizzlers #funny #shitpost #shitposts #candy #candies #liar liar #pants on fire #twizzlers tastes like if actual rope was dipped in a concoction of simple syrup and 15 pounds of red 40 dye

[bee-in-a-box]

I watched Pants on Fire 2014 and it was literally so bad, but at least it gave me Bradley Steven Perry sitting in a chair like Shinji

#Kaz after Mighty Med got blown up probably idk #Tyrel Jackson Williams was also there but there sadly isn't too much to say about him #they gave him THE blandest character to play it was really disappointing since he's such a good actor #I did like the parts where bradley steven perry's character talked to the audience like he was ferris bueller #even tho they ditched that bit halfway through the film #but like he played it so well cuz like a ferris bueller type character is really hard to pull off #but he understood the assignment so good for him #lab rats #mighty med #lab rats elite force #bradley steven perry #kaz mm #kaz mighty med #pants on fire #seriously that angle they panned on him for that shot is so funny

[laughable-lion-king-art]

Apparently, Yesung09 is also XiuBae9. According to a source, they lied to many people about who they were on dA and made many different sock puppet accounts, pretending to be different people over the course of several years. But every account they made never changed info about them being a huge Kpop idol.

I may be bitter and petty that they got their entire RP group to believe that "It was just a coincidence" that they stole my lineart and adjusted it without crediting me and removing my dev url, but I dislike liars, dating back to when a fucking child lied about their death just to have a special spot on TLKFAA's tributary page.

#Fandom bullshit #Pants on fire

[scribbling-punk]

Pants On Fire

October Prompt Poll Winner: Superrojascorp - Mommy Lena isn't impressed when Bratty Andrea convinces good-girl Kara to lie about a hangover to get out of a punishment.

“You see, the problem here is, I don’t believe you.” Mommy stands before them, arms folded across her chest as she glares down at the troublemakers on the couch.

“Rude,” Andrea grumbles. She draws her legs close to her chest and rests her chin on her knees, eyes wide and far too innocent to be sincere. “It’s not very nice to accuse us of things without proof, Mommy.” Andrea lays it on thick and actively ignores the elbow that worriedly nudges her, convinced that she can get herself and Kara out of this with no issues.

“It is bold of you to assume I have no proof, little girl.”

Well, fuck.

Andrea stubbornly tilts her chin upwards, but the doubt is clearly evident in her pretty cyan eyes as she defiantly meets Mommy’s gaze.

“There is one place where Kara can find alcohol that affects her,” Lena continues, “and that is Al’s bar.” She taps her chin in faux consideration, “now, do we know anyone who frequents that bar? I’m sure we do, but I can’t quite remember.”

Andrea ignores the whine from beside her, well aware that Kara is caving, but it’s fine, right? Sure, Alex regularly drinks at Al’s bar, but she doesn’t go there every night. Mommy could easily be bluffing and Andrea sure as hell isn’t going to give anything up before she knows for sure what Lena has on them.

She’s learned from that mistake before.

“I just find it confusing that Kara would have a hangover if she didn’t have any alcohol,” Lena states lowly. “I mean, alcohol is the main ingredient in a hangover, right?” She shrugs exaggeratedly, “I have to admit, it’s a bit of a conundrum. Do you care to offer up any explanations, Kara?”

Andrea freezes when Mommy turns her attention to the weak link, the one who seems to be seconds away from dropping to her knees and begging for forgiveness.

Read all 3 parts of Pants On Fire early on Patreon.

#Pants On Fire #Andrea makes three #superrojascorp #kara x lena x andrea #prompt fill #early access

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

lies, lies, and more lies

#liar #pants on fire #hades #hades poptropica #zeus #zeus poptropica #mythology island #reality tv: wild safari island #poptropica #poptropica screenshots

[mayorsovereignty]

i think i'm the only person who still plays this game but #liarliar2spoilers mmk

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#tohru #tanaka #liar liar #pants on fire #gaming #visual novel #itch.io #tokimekiwaku #.txt #spoilers #liar liar spoilers

[jerseydeanne]

#Meghan Markle #liar #pants on fire #british high commissioner residence

[legolonia]

Norm Alguy. Thought for the day.

Wouldn’t it be great if liars pants really caught on fire.

#lego #minifigure #toys #toy-photography #legophotography #greyscale #blackandwhite #fun #livingwithfibromyalgia #chronicfatigue #normalguy #legolonia #awesome #minifig #playwell #staywell #justanormalguylivinganormallife #olympus #desktopphotography #lifeisgood #liars #pantsonfire

#lego #fun #legolonia #minifigure #funny #minifig #guy #norm #everyday #toy photography #lego photography #black and white #normal #just a normal guy living a normal life #greyscale #stuff #b&w #just a normal guy living a normal life. #norm alguy #pants on fire #liar #thought for the day