#it’s business baby

[mafaldaknows]

Kylie and timothe are allegedly getting married next year. Now tell me how is thios PR and how he's still getting his cherry popped by Armie Haammer. And I want a logical explaination, not some cult guru shit about believing in love and all that nonsense.

Hello, Anon:

Let’s stop for a moment and consider what the word “allegedly” means.

It seems to me that an unfortunate by-product of our social media culture is that people conflate allegations with facts, to the point that all anyone has to do these days to make something true in many people’s minds is simply to say it somewhere on the internet. It doesn’t even have to be “official”.

Allegations are not facts. Speculation is not confirmation. Hypotheses are theoretical. None of these things assumes itself as the truth, but merely introduces a starting point for further discussion or investigation in order to discover the truth about something.

So why bother to come to my inbox to ask me what I think about something that you already seem to think is true? It seems to me that you don’t need my validation. And don’t worry, Anon. I’ll spare you the cult guru shit about love.

Because what’s love got to do with it?

It takes at least two years for people to stop being on their best behavior around their romantic partners, so making a lifelong commitment to love, honor, and cherish someone in less time than that is a serious gamble, and seems highly unlikely in this case, assuming that at least one of them still has functional critical thinking skills, and isn’t in the habit of setting their life on fire without first contemplating the consequences, as most reasonable grown adults do, especially when making such a major, life-altering decision like getting married to someone they barely know.

What’s ironic to me, Anon, is that if you wanted me to agree with you, this would be a good spot to give you some cult guru shit about love. Because I believe that there are some people who know right away that they’ll love someone for the rest of their lives. But they tend not to need a team of managers and publicists, and constant, chronic, random no-one-asked-for-it-but-here-it-is-anyway press attention to prove it to everyone on the internet, in order to seal the deal. Lovers just love, no press required.

They only just allegedly met this spring. One year’s time is most likely not enough time for them to know if they’re suitable life partners for each other, if they intend to stay married, especially if they’re not even “official in private” and only “casual” at this moment in time, depending on how their insider source is feeling that day, depending on which way the wind blows, even when no one asked. It might be helpful for someone on their PR teams to keep track of what their insider source is telling the media on an hourly basis on an excel spreadsheet or something so they’re at least all on the same sheet of bullshit.

If it happens, then mazel tov to the happy couple, and let’s hope there’s a prenup, to keep things simple when if it falls apart.

As for popping a cherry, that’s a one-shot deal. Once in a lifetime. You might want to brush up on your idioms, Anon. 💥🍒💥

However T & A chose to define their connection to each other is no one’s business but their own. I’ve said this time and again. And who T sleeps with is also none of my business.

How T chooses to share his business that’s nobody’s business like nobody’s business is the larger issue, imho. The fact that T&K’s presence together has become ubiquitous in the media has now made it my business, like it or not.

Selling their relationship seems to be the point, and that’s the part I struggle with. It’s difficult to see the truth of their alleged love story when it’s so deeply embedded within such an obvious PR sales pitch. Even if they’re madly in love, that doesn’t change the fact that they’re also using each other as a means to an end. Famous people marry each other all the time without ever having to ask one to commodify themselves for the sake of elevating the other’s image.

Unlike some other relationships, however, T &A do not make it their business to make it our business to know their business, every damn day, for months on end. So I have no idea about the status of their relationship; romantic, platonic, doesn’t matter to me, Anon. But I can still be hopeful and watch for signs, with both my feet firmly rooted in reality.

Only time or Tim will tell.

Thanks for your question. ❤️🧿☺️🍒👀

#hello anon #it’s business baby #cult guru love shit #what’s love got to do with it #commit and commodify #a means to an end #isn’t it PRomantic #always be closing #can’t knock the hustle

[montereybayaquarium]

How do you train a fish??

Join us on a journey from wee fry to terrific titans and learn how our aquarists train our giant sea bass 🐟💪😍

#monterey bay aquarium #fishy business #team sea bass forever #whats cuter than a baby sea bass in a mini stretcher #all about that giant sea bass

[b0nelessdoodles]

tfw you're three deep in anchordeep and you get the notif that you're baby has been neglected so you turn into a speedrunner to get home

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #sins of the flesh is such a good update i'm living #shoutout to me and my friends that i was streaming to screaming when the notif popped up #we all got cuteness aggression towards when the first egg hatch holy shit #i will draw my sweet baby who is actually my lamb's nephew i think is the right relationship #lamb's husband's brother's kid #anyway i am playing favorites this kid is getting the immortality necklace and everyone else can perish #this game has no business being so fun tbh it is eating my brain

[swampthingking]

obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order

you arrogant fool (abby)

you imbecile (kevin)

your ball-battered brain (kevin)

you feckless child (kevin)

those clowns (trojans)

pet goalkeeper (andrew)

the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]

kevin’s pet monster (andrew)

the sunshine court [derogatory]

wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)

unhinged optimist (renee)

some plump shrink (bee)

that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]

you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]

an abominable cockroach (neil)

the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]

andrew’s twin

worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)

a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]

annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)

strange and misguided (the trojans)

the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)

the sunshine court [less derogatory]

“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)

wretched beast (gr****n)

your ignorant mouth (lucas)

“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)

neil, being the person he was,

you ignorant child (neil)

miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]

ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law

#yea english is his third language #but my baby was studying nouns and adjectives like nobody’s business #jean yves moreau #jean moreau #tsc spoilers #tsc #the sunshine court #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #trk #tkm

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[charl3ss]

Kaz and Inej obviously get married one day because she’s religious and Kaz wants the tax benefits + he wants to make her happy, and I just know when that day comes Kaz takes HER last name

#he’d still keep Brekker for business dealings but other than that it’s Ghafa baby! #I can’t see Inej changing her name (nor would Kaz want her to) and he doesn’t really have a name to claim #since he’s disavowed Rietveld and Brekker is the bastard of the barrel all the way through #but Ghafa……. #six of crows #betsey rambles #kanej

[uncanny-tranny]

I don't care if somebody was "born a man" or "born a woman"

We were fucking born as babies, I frankly don't care what you were "born to be," so long as you are happy in the here and now. That's what matters more, not this bioessentialist "you're born this way, and nothing you do or say matters more than how you were born"

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #bioessentialism #'born a man' or 'born a woman' is in my opinion such awful and hilarious wording like. what??? #also it is inherently *nobody's* business what you were 'born as'. that's for you to determine #'are you afab?' 'are you amab?' bro. i was born a baby and the rest is drag.

[my-dear-ceramic-frogs]

Sad man at a bus stop

#i am done with an extra busy month!! so here is more house fanart #house md #house fanart #hilson #house md fanart #fanart #screencap redraw s3e8 #I like how the wet pavement turned out #yessss #baby is learning to do backgrounds. I'm baby.

[moonstainn]

Just. Them.

#wolfstar #remus lupin #remus x sirius #remus lupin fanart #sirius black #sirius orion black #padfoot #moony fanart #moony #marauders fanart #hp marauders #marauders era #marauders #mwpp era #mwpp #fanart #digital art #art #FULL RENDERING BABY #I'M BACK IN BUSINESS #don't you just love them #like they're so. so lovely #the world would end if they weren't in love I think #atyd #lgbtq

[cynicallyneutral]

of course it’s sasuke

#sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #round fox baby #naruto’s boyfriend #I MEAN #WHO ELSE WOULD IT BE LOL?????? #what kinda blog do u think i am #hahahaha eehehehee #wow this took days bc i was #super busy and tired from work and #my sleep schedules fucked so i dont have enrrgy at all #my art #i reiterate #yes im aware roles CAN be reversed #but i do not care #i draw this solely because i want to see #feral naruto in san clothes #i want him in the fur #i want him with the wolves ok #im perfectly aware but i chose this bc im the artist and #i draw what i want to see #p sure theres literally dozens of other #redraws that have ur own vision fit the art #but this is MY own version and i do whatever i want #go to narusasu version please and ignore this one then

[mafaldaknows]

Instagram: johnp.shanley

Joy is what I’m missing in this fandom lately.

No joy in what they’re doing. No joy in what I’m seeing. No joy at all in whatever this is that’s going on.

I understand that it’s none of my business. But they’ve made it my business whether I want it to be or not, because they’ve made it perfectly clear that they want everyone to notice just how joyless they are about whatever this is that they’re doing.

Maybe that’s why these cheap stunts feel like such an insult to intelligence.

There’s no holy fire of joy in PR fuckery.

#johnp.shanley #instagram #joy #holy fire #purpose #intelligence #joyless #it’s business baby #pr fuckery

[leahthedreamer]

Over 1000 people murdered because Israel bombed a HOSPITAL and proceeded to defend it by first lying and saying it was a Hamas misfire and then secondly outright admitting that they told them to evacuate then continued to destroy it anyway yet the media and stupid fucks online will insist this is a “war on both sides.”

#tired of everyone #tired of the media #tired of tumblr users who are white fake activists #tired of Israel supporters #you people were busy crying about the 40 non existent beheaded babies yet it’s complete SILENCE on war crimes for the past three days #really wish death on you lot I really do #Palestine #free palestine #free gaza

[lomlompurim]

IM BACK WITH MORE WHITE LOTUS BINGHE JAPAN EDITION BC I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💕🪷💚

and some other bunhe sketches to warm up and draw some more

The prettiest boy that ever existed, I want to bite him until he squeaks

#svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #bingqiu #luo binghe #svsss fanart #shen qingqiu #mxtx #heeey im alive sorry i was just busy and depressed #and broke but im working on all that #anyways enjoy the binghes pls i love him so much im using my brainrot about him ti fight my artblock #because he is everything to me #my baby my princess my shoujo girlie trapped in a stallion novel #using that brush to make it look more “anime” was hell btw #but i kinda want to make fake screenshots now #to cope

[ohno-the-sun]

They used to be so close

#luca au #sundrop #fnaf daycare attendant #moondrop #fnaf sun #fnaf moon #my art #babies I love dearly #I feel like glaze really ruins the quality but alas #poor moon was all alone #so many abandonment issues #the chapter this month is gonna unfortunately be late #cause irl stuff is getting busy #but it is in the works #almost done really

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 136

 There is a small child floating in the Watchtower. 

They’re visibly not human, a too-big cloak of purple (what shade no one knows, all they can describe about the cloak is purple, nothing else) hanging from them as big Lazarus-green eyes glare down in something of a pout. The child huffs, blowing white hair out of their face despite it shimmering and shifting on its own already. 

How the child, inhuman or not, found their way into the Watchtower- without setting off an alarm no less- is a concern. A very large concern, but it can wait because there is a four-year old (if the child is the equivalent of a human child that is) at oldest staring down at them. 

 “Do you know where the speedsters are?” the child piped up after an awkward stare-down, none of the league members present quite sure what to do in this situation. It was probably around time to call Batman… or they could call Flash instead. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Lil Time-Student Danny: The speedsters keep making Pops sick >:/ #Danny sneaking out to yell at the speedsters: #The JL who have no idea what’s going on #If Danny starts crying they’re gonna panic #How did Danny become a child? #Well there was an explosion and death and he didn’t want to go with Vlad #But staying in the Clocktower for so long has effects #Plus Clockwork had already claimed him as his ghostling #Some days Danny is younger and sometimes he’s his normal 14 years of age #Bonus on if the time medallion in his chest is now visible similar to Clockwork’s clock #He's just a lil baby ghostling whose parent keeps getting Really sick and he's scared #Gonna yell or punch at the people tearing through time and hurtin his dad #Whos gonna stop him #FK is too busy gathering medicine and tea for CW #The remaining observants are hoping Phantom gets stuck somewhere so they don't have to deal with the baby Ancient

[kuroshika]

hey. *reaches for your face without warning and adjusts your glasses* where do you fall on the spectrum?

#jack was the master of rizz in the first episode fr #it’s kallies annual rewatch time #and she just finished the first episode #so get ready for some incoherent kallie brainworms #we’re back in business baby #hannibal nbc #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #hannibal parallels #jack crawford #hannibal meta #hannibal shitpost #kalypso shut the fuck up #kuroshika.txt