if i was in the aftg-verse and im a trojan, i'd always full name jean yves moreau bc his name is so aesthetically pleasing for me
"laila's looking for you, jean yves moreau"
"its lunch time, jean yves moreau"
"jeremy needs to talk to you, jean yves moreau"
id probably butcher the french pronunciation of his name but its okay. right, jean yves moreau?
and thats how much i love jean yves moreau's name
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aftg artists i love you but indoor sports don't wear eyeblack. eyeblack imitates the stripes on a cheetas face which absorb solar rays from their eyes so that they can see more clearly in direct sunlight. HOWEVER. if u imagine the trojans taking jean outside for a little scrimmaging.... to get him some more sun.... and grant his teamates the oppurtunity to help him apply eyeblack bcs yk his eyes would probably be pretty sensitive to california sunshine.... well thats none of my business :)))
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obsessed with jean’s colorful insults/descriptions so here’s a compiled list of them in order
you arrogant fool (abby)
you imbecile (kevin)
your ball-battered brain (kevin)
you feckless child (kevin)
those clowns (trojans)
pet goalkeeper (andrew)
the tiny bastard (neil) [LMFAO]
kevin’s pet monster (andrew)
the sunshine court [derogatory]
wholesome in an unsettling, unhealthy way (the trojans)
unhinged optimist (renee)
some plump shrink (bee)
that creepy little goalkeeper andrew minyard [PLEASE i was fucking DEAD he has no idea how funny he is]
you tedious malcontent (neil) [probably my favorite one]
an abominable cockroach (neil)
the wayward child (neil) [jesus christ he is not taking it easy on neil]
andrew’s twin
worthless trash bags (foxes, past tense)
a rabid little fox (neil) [hey. remember when neil described andrew as a ‘rabid goalkeeper’ ???]
annoyingly easy to look at (jeremy)
strange and misguided (the trojans)
the cruelty of these nonstop temptations (kevin, renee, jeremy)
the sunshine court [less derogatory]
“I was hoping he would bite his tongue off in the fall and save us both some grief in the long run.” (lucas)
wretched beast (gr****n)
your ignorant mouth (lucas)
“Your apologies are as useful as perfume on a frog.” (lucas)
neil, being the person he was,
you ignorant child (neil)
miserable wretch (neil) [giving his everything to neil’s insults]
ok that’s all. unless i missed some. and if i did you have to add them it’s just law
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something about jean dying in all the other drafts really gets me like wdym no one would ever have known how soft and caring he was underneath it all or how he had a sister or how he put away the leftovers without asking and cared enough to ask about the safety of someone he barely knew and how he was desperate to love and be loved all along. ofcourse kevin and renee and neil wouldn't have forgotten him but they did not know all the pieces of who he was and what he survived and what he was trying to be, in his heart of hearts. jeremy will know, eventually. but what if he never did? what if no one ever ended up truly knowing him and loving him and saving him? would they piece the deepest parts of his heart by the postcards and magnets and memories of a too soft boy in a too cruel world?
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So we agree that our boys are the embodiment of the 3 classic responses to trauma.
Fight: Andrew
Flight: Neil
Freeze: Kevin
Now, may I present you:
Fawn: Jean-Yves Moreau
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Is anybody else still thinking about
"You are the captain of the sunshine court. In no universe could you be anyone's villain."
Vs
“You already destroyed the family. Don’t destroy my future, too."
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