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#incorrect aftg quotes
jetblackromance · 2 days
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Playing twister:
Andrew: Kevin, left hand on red.
Kevin *ends up on top of Neil*
Neil: okay, you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Andrew: I stopped spinning 10 turns ago. I'm surprised neither of you noticed earlier.
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yes-i-exist-shutup · 8 months
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Andrew: So I started seeing someone
Bee: As in hallucinations or dating?
Andrew: I wish I knew
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drewneil · 2 months
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plotting his next move against ravens
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 months
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Kevin day’s first words in this book is already iconic
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Aaron, watching Neil destroy a reporter on live tv, being fed up with him: honestly, fuck Neil Josten.
Andrew, exhausted too, because Neil is too stupid to pick up on his flirting: I'm trying.
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aftg-and-chaos · 11 months
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NEIL: hey can you do me a favor?
ANDREW: i would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame if you asked me to
NEIL:
NEIL: could you do the dishes?
ANDREW: no
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ash-657 · 11 months
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Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?
Abby: No! Of course not! They are all wonderful in their own ways!
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Reporter: Do you have a favorite fox?
Wymack: Josten
Reporter: Any particular reason?
Wymack: None
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The Upper Classmen: You're compromising your future by dating Andrew.
Neil: What are you talking about? I ate a hotdog out of the trash once. If anyone is compromising their future it's Andrew dating me.
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neilsracquet · 1 year
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kevin: where are you going?
neil, walking away: to start a fight!
kevin: and where are you going?
andrew, following neil: to finish a fight
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be-crazyinsane · 1 year
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So you’re telling me Neil fucking Josten doesn’t have pages upon pages of *reader insert* mafia fanfic written about him?
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purpleshadow-star · 1 year
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Andrew: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Neil: you're not a worm
Andrew: yeah, but what if I was?
Neil: why would you be a worm?
Andrew: it's a hypothetical question
Neil: well, if you were a worm we wouldn't have met each other
Andrew: no, if I suddenly turned into a worm. Like right now
Neil: that's not possible
Andrew: ok but if it was? Would you still love me?
Neil: well if you suddenly turned into a worm for no reason, I'd just turn into a worm with you so we'd still be together. Problem solved.
Andrew *definitely not crying*: stfu
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jetblackromance · 5 months
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The foxhole groupchat:
Andrew: Neil and I are no longer dating
Neil: Andrew, this is the worst way to tell everyone that we're getting married
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baylecn · 2 years
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Stuart: You know what's crazy?
Stuart: *points at all of Neil's Exy merch* This is good Neil, this is good
Stuart: But why not put this energy into a job?
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drewneil · 4 months
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Colored
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crazy-fangirl2524 · 8 months
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Also recently got this tattoo because
It’s not too cringe
I Need an aftg tattoo that’s subtle enough and only I will understand
This is the moment when Neil decided to actually stay and live instead of just survive and this is when Neil made the deal with Andrew this is when Neil finally finally decided to stop running away and live for himself and what he wanted and this is the line Andrew said to Neil and-
Also the font is so nice
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lovelylittlegrim · 8 months
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Neil and Kevin: arguing in French
Andrew watching them:
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