#padded cell for one

[lupeloto]

slightly tipsy and crying about how ian and mickey are best friends like they share interests and hung out and had a fucking sleepover and became friends. and they play video games together and watch movies together and then now have a built-in best friend forever.

no one contact me for 5-7 business days they’re best friends

#they’re best friends shut the fuck up #i need to be put away #padded cell for one #shitposting AGAIN #mickey milkovich #gallavich #ian gallagher

[shakingparadigm]

Regarding ROUND 7, do you guys think there will actually be a proper one? There will be a song, of course, there always is, but will there be a winner? I mean, if a winner is decided in the next episode, that's a large part of the story over. According to Q and V, ALNST has only just reached the halfway point with ROUND 6. Plus, Hyuna and Mizi are now inside the stadium grounds. There has to be an interference in one way or another, right?

#there has to be an interference in one way or another #right? #i whisper rocking myself back and forth in my padded cell #there should be some kind of interference #dewey.... isaac.... the rest of the rebellion.... #surely they would worry..... surely something has to be done...... #there the fool goes again.jingling about in his silly bells. spouting nonsense. oblivious to the fact that the world was built for suffering #“hyunamizi will rise again!!!” what an outrageous statement!! such a funny fellow that fool #GUYS HELP I NEED TO KILL THIS OPTIMISM AS FAST AS POSSIBLE #alnst #alien stage #alien stage round 7

[fizzseed]

bmc bracelets i’ve made recently!!!!!

#be more chill #bmc #musicals #fizz crafts #clearly ive been normal lately #this is my solution to i literally cannot talk about this because #a) nobody would listen #b) if they listened they wouldn’t Get It #because I DONT GET IT #c) i’m gatekeeping it i don’t want to talk about it #but also i want to #i love personhood! #padded cell looking better by the day! #the loser geek whatever ones are my favourites #they’re so silly! i love that they’re a set!

[henrysglock]

Breadcrumbs Post, Revisited <3

The VR game really does pain me...particularly about Henry. (Who could have known...this revelation is truly a left-field twist...)

There's one part in Chapter 5 that really gets me:

Shadow Brenner: You were a good child, in your own way. Henry: What does that even mean? Shadow Brenner: Obedient, eager to show off, brilliant—but just like all shining things: Too. Much.

He goes on to show Henry memories of himself in the lab with Brenner as a child. Henry starts in with pleasantries ("I trust you slept well?"), Brenner makes a comment about Henry historically disliking pleasantries, to which Henry responds that they're "made-up rules".

After that, Brenner makes something of a striking comment:

Brenner: Are we getting distracted, or focusing? Young Henry: ...focusing.

After that, we're transported to the tattoo scene, wherein Brenner tells Henry that Soteria is temporary, and will only be in place until Henry's "emotional acuity" increases and they can find "more collaborative ways forward". Read: It'll come out once you submit to me completely.

You mean to tell me Henry's a good kid who's eager to please, brilliant, easily distracted, has a distaste for social games like pleasantries and small-talk, struggles with reading emotions, and is defiant in the face of perceived injustice? That he's specifically "too much"?

Anyone with autism and ADHD has heard all that shit before...which is exactly what I said here last April when I discussed the misuse of the label "psychopath" in regards to Henry, who more prominently displays traits of autism and cPTSD (though after playing this game and seeing The First Shadow...I'm inclined to adapt that diagnosis to auDHD).

The other one that kills me a little is when Shadow Brenner tells us/Henry about how Henry's mind works. Shadow Brenner says that Henry killed his family so they could never send him away again, that Henry loves via obsession...meaning whatever he obsesses over, he loves, and that El and her rejection of him makes him emotional/weak.

Regardless of how true those statements are/how much of it is being said by the Shadow to convince Henry that the monstrous/negative aspects are true/how much of it is being said to try and hurt Henry and break him down...we can at least surmise a few underlying themes:

Henry loved his family, and it hurt him to be cast aside/set apart from them.

Henry was utterly heartbroken by Virginia sending him away/selling him out to Brenner.

Henry loved El.

To some degree, given the obsession: Henry still loves El.

These are all things I've said before. It's nothing new...but it sure does hurt to have them reaffirmed.

Henry was a good kid who loved his family even when they couldn't love him. Shocker (/s). And now, despite the fact that it Hurts, he can't let them go/refuses to let them go, as if holding onto them will make them love him. He was also "too much" for his family to handle, and post-El...that translates very obviously in-game into him believing he's too much for anyone to handle, let alone love. He makes his empathetic mental connections as Vecna based on that feeling of being an unlovable monster (which I also said in my "Henry isn't a psychopath" post!).

Shared trauma, man. That's the real deal. Everything you see Vecna weaponize against someone is something he himself has experienced...which is something I said back in January of last year in a post I dubbed "the breadcumbs post" (hence the title of this post):

In short:

#note: using henry and edward interchangeably here because it's just easier #this literally all kills the man #someone put me in a padded cell!!! #fucking. can we get some justice for that creel boy. whichever one it is. maybe a little respect put on his name. whatever that may be #henry creel #st vr

[im-diseased-but-cool]

Gimme be honest fellas I can't stop thinking about the parallel of Lucifer loving God so much and God cast him away and fuccijf Sam and Dean like it drives me crazy. I hate these bitches so much they've ruined my life I have never thought about Cain and Abel but guess what folks! I AM THINKING ABOUT THOSE BROTHERS BEVAUSE OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TWINK ASS FAGS!!!!! Sam and Dean die maybe but don't god im in shambles

#diseasy speaky #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #because why do they consume all of my brain #i need to eat food i feel light headed but also i meed to scream in both of their faces bevause why on god green earth are they like that #too many parallels I'm constantly seeing equal signs #double limed bitchen #fucking #... #sam and dean #dean and sam #i dont care they both need to become omnipotent beings and them explode #seriously the parallels #god amd lucifer #cain and abel #whats next??? jesus and judas fucking probably with these sick sons of bitches #im losing my mind chat #chat help me i am losing it all to these atupid wincest fucks #i feel crazy i need to be locked up in a 20 level security prison with norhing bit lile one toilet amd a pillow padded cell spoon fed theoug #a fuckinf tube and j get one visitor oh my god who is it whos visiting me. boom ita dean winchester and he tortures me by talking about his #baby brother and his puppy dog eyes thay you cant say no to but while hes speaking im thrashing around and foaming at the mouth because lem #lemme out of here please free me tlfrom this hell i just want to leave

[shopcat]

i think in a physical fight against hopper steve would win and i have thought about this incredibly deeply............. ..

#🐾 #steve is insane. also theyd have to be fighting for a reason #if steve had a good enough reason he could KILL hopper ... not that hopper wouldnt kill him too but i think hes got idk #hes crazy in a different way plus his thing seems to be one hit punch outs and stuff #which steve can take. dude shook off a concussion. hes literally a punch until he physically cannot keep going guy #plus if theyre literally anywhere except for a padding fucking cell steve would like kill him with a brick or something #anyway i think hopper would have a hesitance bc hes younger that steve would lack #hopper would be fighting to subdue and steve would be fighting to end lives. ultimately. xo #why was i thinking about this. well because im complex #sts

[uncaught-coolfish]

god gave me Tourette’s and adhd in the way one puts mentos in a coca cola

#literally I could see one person tapping their foot and I will instantly be irritated for the rest of the day. it SUCKS ASS #GRRRR!!!!!! I need to be locked in a padded fucking cell then I can concentrate /j

[rangespacer]

buzz being insane is both extremely funny and extremely harrowing and the switch flips based solely on the context. like oh he is unwell! but also oh. he is unwell.

#✩ no sign of intelligent life anywhere! ( ooc ) #|| the lore in my head about what star command is doing with buzz. #|| i am not a 'star command is EVIL and we have to DESTROY IT!' type person. #|| there is a clear cut good and evil in the babyshow and i'm enjoying every second. #|| blosc is one of the funniest shows i've ever seen in part because it is the Most Cartoon Ever. #|| and i like that! i like that i can have a solid laugh every time i watch. #|| but also i'm crazy and i love reading into the implications SPECIFICALLY for buzz. #|| like i'm not going to write about the star command police state but also my god they put the creature in a Situation. #|| buzz's head makes a delightful squeaky noise and the galactic alliance is chewing for all its worth. #|| i think the seriousness of buzz's character and situation exists to me as an undercurrent. #|| but is rarely at the forefront because buzz himself is usually having a great time. #|| but occasionally a crack appears and i'm like HOHHHHH. #|| YOU HAVE PROBLEMS YOU HAVE PROBLEMS. #|| TWICE STAR COMMAND HAS TRIED TO THROW HIM INTO A PADDED CELL FOR 'BEING OUT OF LINE'. #|| IE FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT HIM TO. #|| THE WAY STAR COMMAND USES BUZZ BUT DOES NOT TRUST HIM I FREW UP.

[yesloulou]

Would love to see that Daniel clip but as soon as it leaves it's target audience he is definitely getting cancelled because people never care that it is something he said years ago and everyone loves to hate him

You're right. Tbh every time I look at that clip in my drafts I'm like yeah no I didn't post that for a reason... Sometimes I kinda forget about the fact that ppl who love to hate him exist :(

#* #asks #still remember the first daniel hate post i stumbled upon on the dash #from an ex mutual whose content I liked a lot #why can't we just enjoy what we love and try not to make this place a minefield for a fellow tumblrina #in this one padded cell we share like

[femicidemachine]

this is very esoteric 2010s discourse coded but i would pay to see cis-radfems-are-a-joke and sobercommunist argue. it would be like 9/11 in proportions

#sobercommunist #and the other one: baeddel in a padded cell with delusions of being an glorious man-crushing warrior queen #baeddel

[shotmrmiller]

a little prologue before i eventually write the schmeat.

pornstar au!

f!reader

Simon retired from the adult entertainment industry at 38 years old, but he'd been in it for a decade and a half.

He left his mark, going down in history as one of the greatest of all time in pornography. Simon was a living legend, and his cock was equally legendary which even attracted the attention of famous personalities. In fact, he made sure they signed an airtight NDA just to have the privilege of having his phone number.

It eventually became dull, however, and decided it was time to call it quits. He'd had his fun and now explicitly works behind the scenes with the casting and directing.

Not for the lack of trying on his hires' part though. He cannot recall how many times he's had actors trying to entice him into bending them over the black leather couch or fuck them against the walls of their dressing rooms.

Simon had retired and meant it.

That was, until you.

A fresh face, a rookie in the business but he's completely mesmerized by the video he's watching featuring his protege, Johnny. The scene itself was nothing special, just a dad's best friend script, but you...something about you was extraordinary.

He felt his manhood stir as he watched your lips parting in a silent scream as a climax washed over you, causing your toes to curl and fingers to dig into Johnny's biceps as he split you open on top of a kitchen counter.

Your eyes clenched tightly in bliss; head thrown back in pleasure. You weren't faking it in the least, not that it was ever in question— there was a frothy, milky cream around the base of Johnny's cock, your body twitched with the aftershocks of it, and he's had more than a lifetime's worth of women and men underneath and on top of him to know what a real orgasm looked like.

You looked delectable. His mouth watered as he thought of getting a taste of you— he wanted to eat that pretty pussy of yours like it was to be his last meal, push his thick fingers into your slick hole and make you ride his hand until you hunched over and gushed arousal down his wrist and forearm.

Simon palmed himself roughly outside of his trousers and hissed when Johnny covered your mouth with his as he rubbed your slippery clit under the pad of his thumb until you broke away to let out a choked scream— another peak that Johnny takes as his.

He fucks you through it with a slow undulation of his hips, just like Simon taught him, and only when your limbs are loose, syrupy, does he finally relent and in a few thrusts, he's pulling out and covering your glistening slit with his spend.

Simon grips his phone so hard, it makes a cracking sound. He's had A-list celebrities with unrivaled beauty begging for him to see them again. He's had Aphrodite in his bed and Adonis on his knees.

And yet none compare to the sight of you, skin dewy with saliva and sweat, damp hair sticking to your forehead, and another man's cum dripping out of you.

He's enthralled.

Simon tosses his cell and briskly walks toward his kitchen island, where his laptop sits. In a matter of minutes, he's sent an email to the company you work for and told them to name their price, he'd pay anything to get you in his studio.

They readily agreed, of course. No one denies Simon anything.

Simon runs his tongue over his teeth in anticipation; he's gonna lift you to the very stars.

Ghost is about to make his long-awaited return and only for you.

#call of duty #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #cod mw2 #cod mwii #simon riley x reader #cod #cod smut #johnny soap mactavish

[girlitfeelsgood]

in the last 12 hours I have sliced my finger open, hit my nose so hard with my knee that it's all swollen, and poured boiling hot coffee all over my arm 😵‍💫

#and I've had a migraine through all of it so I wasn't doing too hot in the first place #also got like no sleep and had two breakdowns. yes I'm having a great day 🥴 #I am at my breaking point like I could have a total breakdown at any moment now and I have three intense days ahead of me #and when those are over I have two more semi intense days #I need to be locked in one of those padded cells for like three weeks. #personal

[bodhrancomedy]

Guess who's on TV!

(Well, iPlayer until the 15th, that's when it airs on BBC One)

Hope Street episode 3.11, let's go!

First of all, I'd say they did me dirty with this picture, but my university ID was exponentially worse.

Onto the spoilers!

Our boy Matthew has arrived in Port Devine, looking a little concerned.

For good reason when he's suddenly confronted by this lad, Dara.

Ah, a fight which Matthew escapes by slipping out of his coat. (Pretty sure this is the take where we ripped it practically in two...)

Dara's questioned, he claims he's never met Matthew in his life. Hmm.

Police do some investigating (and some character stuff) before Dara makes his way to Matthew's mother (Louise)'s house to have a wee showdown.

They both in a gang and Matthew's stolen a gun. Dara needs to get it back...

Matthew's nay having it. "This is my way out. If they want the gun back, they have to let me go."

Another fight. The gun goes off! (Poor Pete and I were convinced after take one to put some padding on. My arm looks bulky because I'm strapped up with squishy stuff and allergic to plasters so it has to be in a sock)

Thank fuck no one was hurt. Dara gets the hell out of dodge -

Leaving Matthew to contemplate his mortality. And other people's, but mostly his own.

"Oh fuck, my bosses are gonna find me and murder me, oh shit. I'm far too young and pretty to die!"

Time for Matthew and Louise to follow Dara's example and get the fuck out of here.

The police are now on the Halbridges' trail, but they discover the phone tracking them and leave it in a field.

Meanwhile, Dara's been arrested for drug dealing. He refuses to talk, clearly nervous.

Ah, what's this on Dara's phone? So Matthew and Dara have been in a relationship for over a year now.

(The poor intimacy coordinator having to walk me through my just about second kiss in my entire life. And the third. And the fourth. And the fifth... Pete is a very sweet person. Made it all funny.) ("Relax your hand, Bodh. Just relax it. Open - open your fingers, just let me position your hand.")

They're both working for the same gang. Matthew was given the gun to hold onto by their bosses' and freaked out, running away with the weapon. His plan was to trade his freedom for the gun, but Dara was sent to get it back for the Brazier Brothers, notorious drug runners and gang leaders.

These guys.

Unfortunately, now Dara's had to tell the Brazier Brothers that Matthew is refusing. They're going to kill Matthew and then Dara. Oh no.

But Dara has an idea where they might be hiding.

At the caravan there's a standoff between the police and Halbridges. But when the Braizer Brothers are arrested, they're convinced to come out.

(Side note, my favourite picture of me, ever.)

Oh no, the Halbridges are going to jail and Matthew's regretting his life choices.

Matthew walked off to his new life inside a jail cell.

The end.

(This is where Niall Wright accidently sublexed my shoulder. To be fair to the man, I'd never mentioned it and he took his finger sliding in-between bone like a champ)

Look, it's me!! I was on TV! Bit sad they cut pretty much all the uses of SSE (weren't allowed BSL because we still had to speak the lines), but I got to be queer and Deaf so that's pretty nice.

#deaf #queer #funny #actor #hope street #hope street bbc #long post #spoilers

[cthene]

Is Fox Mulder the most comically-brutalized protagonist in television history? Not only is he shot and beaten up on a regular basis, but the list of extreme and exotic injuries he accrues over the course of the series has got to be some kind of TV cop record. The man is mind-wiped by the military in only the second episode. For any other TV cop, that would be a career-defining event, but it’s just a day in the life of Agent Spooky.

Bro was cocooned by carnivorous insects, thrown out of a nuclear submarine into the Alaskan tundra by an alien bounty hunter, beaten up by an invisible gorilla. He was experimented on in a Siberian gulag, drowned in the Bermuda Triangle, tortured by Neo-Nazis. I wonder what getting Freaky Friday-ed by a malfunctioning UFO cloaking device does to your gonads. How much radiation has he been exposed to? Someone test this man’s hair follicles. How many mysterious bodily fluids has he dipped his finger in and tasted at crime scenes? Dear God, someone test him for HIV. Imagine being the FBI doctor who administers his physicals.

Remember when the Shadow Government was putting LSD in Mulder’s water tank? Our boy got blown up in an underground train car and resurrected in a Navajo healing ceremony, and that’s not even the last train car he would get blown up in. One time, his lungs were filled with mutated tobacco beetles. Hoss let a quack doctor give him ketamine and drill a hole in his goddamn skull. In an unrelated incident, he had a chunk of his brain stolen. He was locked in a padded cell, trapped inside of a video game, and— of course —abducted by aliens. Fox Mulder was fully dead, and then came back to life after being exhumed, and nobody even seemed that surprised when he rolled up at the J. Edgar Hoover building like nothing had happened.

Am I missing anything? How is this man still alive? His body must be like a pillowcase full of broken lightbulbs. Every time he moves, you just hear crunching.

#the x files #x files #fox mulder #mulder #txf

[tojipie]

adah … reader sliding toji her panties during a visit … him jerking off with them in his cell … (i know realistically it wouldn’t work bc regulations blah blah blah guards would see it and all BUT but indulge me for a sec) this man would go FERAL FOR THEM ((satosugu would try to steal them deprived freaks))

prison bf toji series linked here <3

content: jerking off, mentions of violence, panty kink .. ? if that’s not a thing ignore that tag

you don’t know what had gotten into you today, truly. 

the idea had popped into your head as you were getting dressed, a little voice in the back of your brain directing your thoughts toward the maxi skirt you’d bought on an outing last weekend.

the fabric was opaque, impossibly silky. ebbing and flowing along the dips of your body all the way down to your ankles. tight enough to show off your figure but not enough to restrict your movements. easy to maneuver in without being too obvious.

that’s precisely why you have no issues wiggling your panties off each hip under one of the prison’s many visitor tables, letting the black lace slip over your knees and around your ankles.

you let one foot slip out of the garment, lifting your leg to brush against toji’s calf slowly.

huh? 

he whispers, amused at what he thinks is a little game of footsie. the inmate palms at the meat of your calf lovingly, traveling down down down until calloused fingers close around your ankle.

oh.

he’s quiet when he says it, eyes blown wide with a mix of shock and arousal. you barely hear him over the bustle of the visitor hall, the small smile gracing his face being your only indication of what he’s about to do.

toji delicately lifts the fabric from around your leg, scanning the perimeter to make sure no one’s looking. emerald eyes bore into yours as your boyfriend balls the garment up in his fist, bringing his closed hand up to his mouth.

and then he kisses it. kisses your panties through the gaps in his fingers without ever looking away, sending a lightning bolt of arousal straight to the deepest pit of your stomach.

you swear you see him stuff the fabric down the front of his pants before he heads back.

˚ ✧ ───

your little gift doesn’t last a chance in the shitty hiding place he picked, haphazardly thrown under the swell of his pillow while he eats lunch in the mess hall. all toji knows is that they were in his cell mates’ greedy little paws by the late afternoon, the two insufferable men huddled around the item like schoolgirls reading a magazine.

“how the fuck did you get these past customs?” geto asks in disbelief, turning the fabric over in the dim light. gojo runs a lithe finger over the lace border in silent interest. 

“didn’t get it in the mail dumbass,” your boyfriend sneers, snatching the black lace from both men with a huff. 

“so y’r broad snuck them to you, huh?” gojo teases, head hanging off the edge of the bunk with boredom. 

toji couldn’t stomp the two young men half to death like he usually would, disappointing as that was. he did only just get visitation rights back again after his last infraction.

the last time he’d beat geto’s face in was after the younger man had got his hands on a picture of you, earning toji 2 months in solitary confinement.

he really did think he was starting to go crazy, spending 22 hours a day in that padded room with nothing but his thoughts to keep him company. being fed through a tray slot in the wall like a fucking zoo animal. 

more time in solitary meant less time with you. less time with the picture of you he tacked to the underside of the top bunk with a wad of gum, palming himself slowly as he takes in the sight of your sweet little smile he knows all too well.

less time with the soft clutch of your panties caressing the underside of his dick, catching milky ropes of cum as he finishes all over his stomach on the slab of metal this place calls a bed.

and a whole lot less time of getting to rut into you under the dim light of a spare storage closet, hours after dark. hand closed right around your lips as he takes you over and over and over.

so if toji had to bite his tongue till he drew blood and settle for jerking his dick raw as a distraction, then so be it. at least your little present would keep him good company till’ your next visit.

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[writing-prompt-s]

You wake up in a chair in a padded cell. Someone else sits across from you. A voice from a speaker in the ceiling says, "One of you is a natural person. One of you is artificial. Determine which is which. The real person gets to go free." You can't remember anything before this room.

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