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musicloverfromflorida · 4 months

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#ozzy osbourne #ozzy #ozzy quotes #rockstar quotes #quotes #justin bieber

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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Interviewer after Fizzarozzie came out: So, what is Fizzarolli to you?

Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning.

Interview: …oh, that’s disgustingly sweet.

Fizzarolli, earlier that morning, banging cymbals together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

#helluva boss #Fizzarozzie #fizzmodeus #fizzarolli #fizzarolli helluva boss #helluva boss ozzie #Ozzie #fizzarolli x asmodeus #asmodeus #helluva boss incorrect quotes #helluva boss memes

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blitzwhore · 1 month

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Helluva Boss as textposts part 14/?

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / 10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 1 year

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#Ozzy Osbourne #quotes #text #quote #the osbournes #sitcom #sharon osbourne #me too #funny #heavy metal #madman #Prince Of Darkness

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my-dark-lord · 4 months

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Verosika: So, what is Fizzarolli to you? Ozzie: The reason I wake up every morning. Verosika: ...That’s adorable. Fizzarolli earlier that morning, barging into Ozzie′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

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faotoni · 4 months

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Asmodeus: Are you nervous? Fizzarolli: A bit Asmodeus: Is this your first time? Fizzarolli: no, I’ve been nervous many times before

#helluva boss #i love fizz/ozzie #fizzarozzie #probably correct tbh #incorrect helluva quotes #im bored dont come for me #probably been done but i dun care #this writing thing is taking a lot longer than the first time #sorry bout dat.

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spacelion-loveshermulletson · 6 months

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Ozzie: Hey babe, is something burning?

Fizz, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you, big daddy~.

Ozzie: Froggie, the toaster is on fire!! Careful!!

#helluva boss #incorrect helluva boss quotes #fizzmodeus #fizzarozzie #ozzarolli #helluva asmodeus #helluva ozzie #helluva fizzarolli #helluva fizz

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drama-glob · 1 month

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Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Stolas gets kidnapped again and IMP are trying to find him)

Blitz (Looks out over his team with extreme seriousness): Okay team, this will take all the levels of magic at our disposal and we'll need to do a thorough search of key spots the culprit may frequent. We'll have to-

Loona (Holds up phone and simply says): I found Stolas using the tracking app on my phone.

Blitz (Angrily kicks his desk): YOU ARE LOSING YOUR TOUCH, BLITZ! LOSING IT!

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(Fizzarolli and Asmodeus talking about getting a new mattress)

Asmodeus (Looks at Fizzarolli with half-lidded eyes and purrs): You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.

Fizzarolli (Nods and returns the look): Oh, I see what you're saying: mattress trampoline!

Asmodeus (Quirks eyebrow): Huh?

Fizzarolli (Pauses and rethinks): Wait, no. You meant sex.

Asmodeus (Nods): Yeah.

Fizzarolli (Excitedly adds): And then mattress trampoline!

Asmodeus (Chuckles affectionately): Sure.

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belladonazeppole · 2 months

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Even More (In)correct Royalflush Quotes

@adyophene this one is for you!!

Lucifer: Did Husk just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Charlie: Yeah.

Lucifer: And did I do finger guns back?

Charlie: Yeah, you did.

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Lucifer: Do you like sleeping?

Husk: I do.

Lucifer: Wow, me too! We should try it together some time.

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Angel Dust, teasing: Ooh, somebody has a crush

Lucifer: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Husk I just think he is cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

*Later that night*

Lucifer: Uh oh.

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Husk, texting Angel: Hey, I just walked into this party and someone yelled dibs lol.

[meanwhile]

Lucifer, texting Asmodeus: OZZIE HELP I FUCKED UP. SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS.

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Asmodeus: You go over there, you tell him you think he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Lucifer: He could hear me!

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Charlie: How was the honeymoon?

Husk: Your dad got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Husk: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Husk, smirks: I love that dork.

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Lucifer: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my depression. I'll wait.

Husk: You and me.

Lucifer, in tears: Okay.

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Lucifer, whinning that Husk denied him alcohol: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Angel Dust: You were flirting with Husk.

Lucifer: So what? He is my partner.

Vaggie: You asked him if he was single.

Lucifer:

Charlie: And then you cried when he said he wasn't, Dad.

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(Not royalflush but I think is funny!!)

Lucifer: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Mammon: ... Your what?

Lucifer: My friends.

Bee-lzebub: Is he saying “friends”?

Mammon: I think he is being sarcastic, mate.

Asmodeus: No, no, no, this is delirium, he is cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Lulu! All of your friends are in this room.

Lucifer: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

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helluva-simp · 8 months

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Fizzarozzie Incorrect quotes

(because I love them)

Ozzie: You look good in that hoodie.

 Fizzarolli: You know where else I'd look good?

 Ozzie, zero hesitation: My bed.

 Fizzarolli , at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

Fizzarolli: Are you trying to seduce me?

 Ozzie: Why, are you seducible?

Ozzie: Know why I called you in here?

 Fizzarolli: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

 Ozzie: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

Fizzarolli: Relationships should be 50/50. Ozzie cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Ozzie: I like your new pants!

 Fizzarolli: Thanks, they were 50% off!

 Ozzie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

 Fizzarolli: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

 Ozzie: Thats’s… not what I meant.

 Fizzarolli: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ozzie.

Ozzie: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

 Fizzarolli: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

 Ozzie: Seize the dick.

Ozzie: I don’t do romantic relationships.

 Fizzarolli: *exists*

 Ozzie: Shit.

Ozzie: Is something burning?

Fizzarolli: leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Ozzie: Fizz, the toaster is literally on fire

Ozzie: We're going mattress shopping.

Ozzie: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.

Fizzarolli: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.

Ozzie: …

Fizzarolli: Wait, no. You were talking about sex

#helluva boss #incorrect quotes #fizzarolli #fizz x ozzie #fizzarozzie #helluva boss asmodeus

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grungeprincess2 · 7 months

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The light in the window is a crack in the sky⚡️

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ursapines · 7 months

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A good quote for the last episode.

#helluvaboss #helluva boss #fizzmodeus #fizzarolli #helluva boss asmodeus #ozzie #vivzieverse #meme #quote #love #romance #relationships #shipping

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god-is-lust-for-everything · 1 year

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Mammon: How the hell did you crash the car?! Fizzarolli: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Fizzarolli: I was like "woah, that's homophobic." Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Mammon: ... Ozzie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.