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oautincorrectquotes · 9 months

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Emma: I'm about to do something incredibly stupid.

Zelena: My sister has a name, you know.

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wastingstarsss · 5 months

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#text posts #text post #incorrect quotes #ouat humour #ouat humor #rumbelle #Rumplestiltskin #rumple #belle french #Killian Jones #OUAT hook #OUAT Rodgers #OUAT weaver

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 6 months

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Funny Once Upon a Time Mr. Gold & Regina Headcanon

So since Regina had to do whatever Mr. Gold said as long as he added "please", here's a funny little scenario for you:

Regina: What do you want Gold?

Mr. Gold: You know I've never been a fan of Granny's lasagna, it's so overrated...

Regina, unimpressed: And I'm supposed to help you how? Shut down her business? A mayor can do a lot, but not that. Besides, you rent that building to her, if anyone has influence over her, it's you.

Gold: Interesting thought, though not what I wanted. You see, your lasagna is quite good... Could you make some for me...please?

Free take-away🤗😋

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colinoeyebrows · 9 months

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For @cocohook38 who basically came up with this idea during our meet-up/holiday, and I told her I would make a gif for her. I hope you like it hahaha XD. Miss you hun!!!!

(To anyone else, feel free to use this reaction gif haha)

#ouatedit #onceuponatimeedit #snowwhiteedit #ginnifergoodwinedit #ginnifer goodwin #snow white #cocohook38 #mygifsxx #ouat humour #reaction gifs #reaction gif #ouat reaction gif

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malefistache · 3 months

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This is how i remember him 🤔

#anti hook #ouat humour #hahahaha thank you AI <3 #this is canon hook to me

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psapphic95 · 10 months

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does regina still have her house beside emma's family house or has she sold it already?

Hey!

Good question!

No, Regina sold up! She needed the money to start paying off the other half of the apartment in Boston. Even though it was Emma's grandfather's property, she didn't want to take it as a handout. Emma already owns half through her grandfather and Regina is paying off the rest of her half. Not that Leopold is asking her to, of course, but you know headstrong Regina.

So the two of them technically own the apartment. They didn't really tell anyone, they thought people had assumed it was the case but no one did. Zelena certainly didn't. One night, Regina and Zelena went to dinner and Regina broke the news to her sister.

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"So, where's blondie tonight? I like spending time with you alone, but I do miss her rude jokes."

"If you had to hear them every day, I'm sure you wouldn't miss it," Regina scoffed and shook her head. "She wanted some alone time. I don't mind, I prefer her having time to reflect on her own rather than getting up to mischief."

Zelena chuckled between sips of wine.

"Alone time? She's probably just wanking herself into a coma."

"Wanking…?" Regina's tone matched her confused expression. "She's not allowed to?"

The cheeky smile on the redhead’s face dropped slightly in equal confusion.

"Not allowed to?"

"Well, at least not without permission."

"Permission…?"

Regina smirked to herself as Zelena became temporarily confused.

“Unless she wants to be punished-----”

Regina's smirk turned to a laugh as Zelena finally realised what the brunette was saying, and made some dramatic flailing gesture with her hand to get her younger sister to stop whatever conversational route she was going down.

"Christ, you two give me more reasons to be homophobic every time I see you," the ginger physically shook the mental image from her head. “But, wait. She kicked you out of...your own house so she could have ‘alone time?’”

Regina's brows furrowed.

"It's her house too, Zee."

“But, you bought it from her grandfather?”

“I'm paying off the half in my name, but the other half is in her name.”

“So you two are homeowners?”

Zelena's neck craned forward a little, she was making sure she was hearing her sister correctly.

“Yeah, I guess we are.”

“And you haven’t gone shouting that from the rooftops?”

“Why would I do that? It’s a natural progression in a relationship.”

“Not this quickly?! You’re telling me that the flighty young woman you seduced two years ago has bought a house with you?”

“She’s not flighty anymore, she’s settled down now," Regina defended her baby girl, though she knew that what Zelena was saying carried some truth.

"Well... clearly. You're prematurely aging the girl, you cradle snatcher," Zelena said with a smile, no real bite in her tone. She raised her glass to clink with her sister's. "My poor blondie is going start bird watching and wearing orthopedic shoes soon at this rate..."

#ask response #ao3 author #ouat fanfiction #mommy k!nk #homeowners #once upon a time #mommysbaby #ao3 fanfic #regina mills #ao3 humour #emma swan

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itsnothappening · 2 years

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jasonette july 2022 | series masterlist

masterlist

status: complete

i. aim

summary: ever since she was a child, marinette's life was planned out.

ii. target

summary: i saw the ring on your finger, ladybug. or shall i call you black cat? either way, i'm sure the league would be interested in knowing that the guardian of the miraculous was right under their noses.

iii. strike

summary: that stone had ruined his entire life; he was stuck living the same day over and over again, stuck watching the love of his life dying repeatedly no matter what he did.

iv. thighs

summary: wasn’t she supposed to feel something when her soulmate died?

v. pride

summary: her heels clicking on the stone pavement, marinette felt goosebumps on her arms as she came face to face with jason todd.

vi. prejudice

summary: on one hand, she could simply deny it and walk away. but, marinette had never been one to avoid a confrontation especially on the prejudice against her blood status.

vii. learning

summary: lying back down, marinette positioned herself in such a way that she had a direct view of jason's face. her eyes soaked in the sight of jason at the angle she was looking at him from—he was practically ethereal. it was like he was a fallen angel, with a beauty so sharp it hurt.

viii. classics

summary: judging by the opening of his mouth he wasn't even done yet. "and," he said, looking over her once more. "it does look rather amateur. quite average."

ix. blushing / indulge

summary: he had no interest in socialising and he certainly had no interest in the blue-eyed, beautiful, petite girl that caught his eye as soon as he entered. none at all.

x. star

summary: in the second star to the right, her mother would say, they say there is a land where time does not exist.

xi. holiday

summary: penguin just happens to be one of the few english words marinette absolutely cannot pronounce for the life of her, and she seemed to know it too as she turned a bright red.

xii. twinkling lights

summary: "will you relax?" dick asked, nudging jason lightly with his shoulder. "we already know she's going to say yes."

xiii. snow

summary: "marinette dupain-cheng if you do not go home right now i swear to god i will murder you when you inevitably infect us all."

xiv. temptation

summary: jason smirked at her, sharp and beautiful. "is that, like, a thing with you or something?" he asked, laughter clear in his voice.

xv. reborn

summary: "you're not human," she said bluntly, scaring the shit out of jason at the sudden authoritativeness in her voice. "i don't know what exactly you are, and i don't like it."

xvi. stockings

summary: jason todd hated christmas.

xvii. stalking / safe / protect

summary: they were at some kind of cliff, whose beauty marinette would have admired any other time if jason didn’t shove her right off it.

xviii. rain

summary: narrowing her eyes at him, the woman stopped her pattering around her admittedly spacious kitchen and held a non-threatening knife at him. "i'm tempted to throw you out naked in the rain."

xix. run / hide

summary: jason shook his head. "that's not what i meant. i meant that i don't want your payment. i'll do the job for free."

xx. caliber

summary: avoiding all eye contact with her, jason once again began fidgeting with his fingers. "because mari, she's your best friend. what if she doesn't like me?"

xxi. leather

summary: spitting out some blood on the ground next to marinette's boots, jason's glare burned a hole through marinette. "run," he whispered harshly, eyes blank and cold.

xxii. lace / brush

summary: "i'm no one," he said smoothly, ignoring the woman's suspicious look. "i've just come here to ask for a favour, of some sort."

xxiii. apple pie / cheer

summary: "i want to make an apple pie," jason said, answering alfred's previously asked question. "for marinette," he added, and the butler gave him a knowing look.

xxiv. free / forget

summary: "i didn't do it on purpose," he insisted, waving his hands wildly as he did when he was aggravated. "it just happened."

xv. purpose

summary: marinette smiled sadly at him, the pads of her thumb wiping each tear away. "it wasn't by choice, darling. i never wanted to leave you. i had no choice."

#jasonette july 2022 #jasonette #jason x marinette #marinette x jason #marinette dupain cheng #jason todd #mlb x dc #dc x mlb #maribat #fluff #humour #angst #ouat au #pride and prejudice au #enemies to lovers

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shadowedoracle · 5 months

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For the fun questions, 8 (since you asked so nicely), as well as 5 and 17. :)

8. Thank you! So I'm choosing to take the question as written ("any reacquiring dreams?"). Sorry, not sorry. But I never claim that anyone except my Dad will definitely find my sense of humour funny. Anyway. I want to get some good* jersey sheets like I had back in Grad School in the US. I loved the color and they were so soft and comfy. But I had to get rid of them when I moved back to the UK after graduating. (*Technically the bottom sheet was full of holes far sooner than I'd have expected but like I say, they were so comfy and I liked the color).

5. I started my blog because I wanted to interact and comment on @theonceoverthinker's OUAT rewatch posts. I'd been lurking for a while but wanted enough to interact I took the plunge.

17. Three things that make me happy:

Reading. The comfort of a reading good book is my solace. Also reading fic is good too (although different and I can probably live without fic but I can't live without books without feeling like a part of my soul is missing. When there've been times in my life when my concentration is shot and I can't read properly, it's always compounded my low mood. Even times when I could read fic, while that helped, until my concentration and reading speed crept up again and I was reading books at a reasonable pace, I didn't feel at all like myself.

Rereading/ rewatching old favourites. I love to discover new stuff, but there's something so wonderful and comforting and relaxing about being back with an old favourite.

Listening to music. It varies exactly what will get through, but like with reading when things are bad I tend not to listen to music as much, but it really can help. Also I never know exactly what song are going to get me through but something usually does and there are songs that if they don't pick me up I reckon nothing will.

#Ask Game #Ask Me (Almost) Anything

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ebdaydreamer · 11 months

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Galavant (my beloved) for the tv series ask

excellent choice!

Favourite character: If I had to chose... Sid

Funniest character: Richard

Best-looking character: hands down, Isabella

3 favourite ships: Galvant x Isabella, Chef x Gwynne, Madelena x Gareth

Least favourite character: Kingsley

Least favourite ship: ooooo, probably Galavant x Madelena?

Reason why I watch it: The music, the fourth wall breaking, the humour, the references, the heart, I could go on

Why I started watching it: So I joined the OUAT fandom in late 2015, and when the first episode of season 2, I noticed all these gifs from Galavant on my dash, so I decided to give it a go, and binged all of season 1 in like a day

#ask games #ellie talks #galavant #thebluepapillon

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oautincorrectquotes · 9 months

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Regina: Go fuck yourself!

Emma: Fuck me yourself then, you coward!

Regina:

Regina: what

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wastingstarsss · 7 months

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Lord help me I’m bored and these things make me laugh. ✨enjoy✨

#incorrect quotes #text posts #text post #ouat humour #get rumple some therapy pls #Rumplestiltskin #mr gold

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it-happened-once-in-a-meme · 3 months

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Once Upon a Time Masterlist

OUaT Incorrect Quotes:

Funny Regina & Mr. Gold Opportunity Incorrect Quote

Emma & Mr. Gold Incorrect Quote

Mr. Gold Quoting Vines in Front of Emma (hilarious in my opinion)

Captain Hook as Swanqueen Shipper

OUaT Comparisons to/Crossover with Other Fandoms:

Regina George & Regina Mills

The Real Skin of a Killer

Similarities to Game of Thrones

#once upon a time masterlist #ouat masterlist #once upon a time #ouat #ouat humour #once upon a time incorrect quotes

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thebitchofadeadpoet · 2 years

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6, 12 and 25 for the ask game please <3

6- which shows do you think are underrated and need more love?

I think Frasier is one of the best sitcoms ever and even though it was famous then, it is not as known as, for example, friends, which is similar. Also, Frasier's humour is much better and I think it deserves a bit more of recognition

12- have you ever watched a show just for a specific actor? did you enjoy it?

I watch most of them because of the actors.

House because of Robert Sean Leonard

Once Upon a Time because of Jennifer Morrison

Absentia because of Stana Katić

Loved them all

25- do you prefer proper opening credits, or a simple title card?

I gotta say I am the biggest opening credits fan. Really. Title cards like in Castle, OuAT or Killing Eve are okay and even fun but nothing NOTHING can be like opening credits like House or Arcane or Lois and Clark, with a song and the names and aaaaa it's super cool

#askssssss #talking about title cards Absentia has one and there's an off voice that says in a super deep tone ABSENTIA and it's hilarious and scary af

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swanqueensalad · 3 years

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