#otp: that's what makes the sauce so awesome

[bellamysgriffin]

I’m so glad that I’m with you.

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[shyker23]

I got tagged twice and don’t know who to tag back for thisAA-

Ok, my bruddas @emile-hides  and @syalin-deerfox have both tagged me for dis, which of course naturally means it increases the % rate of it being done. Well, it worked! Here goes nothing.

Zodiac Sign: Cancer and Leo Ascendant (whatever that means), according to some sites, we suffer from melancholy and fears, are very sentimental, and like food, so i’d say it’s pretty accurate. The chinese sign for me is the Earth Rabbit, if i recall those have elements which i find interesting. (But why am i a crab rabbit tho?)

City/country you’d visit if you could leave right now: Nova Scotia, Canada, have always been a sucker for canada as a child, what started as simply loving the beavers and the snow evolved into just wanted to grow up for the rest of my days in the north. Someday maybe..

Languages you know: Languages i can speak: English,Spanish, A little bit of Dutch, A little bit of Portugues. Languages i can audibly understand: Italian, French, A little japanese. Wanna learn how to talk more dutch just for the fun of it.

Favorite hot beverage: Easy one, it has to be Strawberry Atole, Atole is a mexican beverage, a traditional hot-corn and masa based drink, that in my family my mom prepares when it’s cold (Which isn’t very often sadly). If i were to compare the texture to something, i’d say it’s like almost yogurt like. but with more consistency, the texture might not be interesting or appealing but i assure you it’s one tasty drink for those cold winters. Goes with toast. Very very hot.

Favorite cold beverage: Does apple juice count if it’s cold? If not, Lemon Iced Tea is my fave.

Favorite Salty Foods: Im not sure if really know like a salty food, but if it needs salt and some additional flavor enhancements then it has to be my Grandpa’s Chinese Rice Recipe for sure. (He was raised by a Chinese Man who adopted him soooo we got alot of cool chinese food we like). Veggies, Egg, Shrimp, Beef, Chicken, Soy Sauce, holy moly is it good, he always prepares it for me whenever i ask him to, really appreciate that, (He brought some a few days ago by my request it was AWESOME).

Favorite sweet food: Since it says food and not dessert i think i understand the question and i’m gonna say Enchiladas de Mole which are also a traditional mexican food, its soft tortilla that you put inside a sauce called Mole made with several spices and condiments, and of course it has a little bit of chocolate in it, it’s very tasty and usually has the tortilla with chicken inside it. It’s not a dessert, it’s like an afternoon lunch. It’s messy, black and yummy.

Favorite Flower: Oleanders definitely, they have an elegant shape, a strong color and can make you ill if you eat it or touch it. The other one would probably be Heliconias, they are common here and look very cool, used to think they were like some sort of giant bug or bird.

otp: idk what that means sorry

i got no one to tag sorry

[steve-two-phones-mackabee]

Knightfall - (History)

The good: At the beginning of a lot of these shows, I have a real issue with telling who the heck is who. I didn’t have that issue for the first few episodes, which is good.

The bad: They are in FRANCE. Why is everyone speaking with a modern posh British accent?  Also, the make up on the women in episode 1 is distractingly modern and kind of garish (This goes away, thankfully).

Also bad: Season 1 was well lit and for the time period, had a lot of color. For some reason in Season 2 they started doing that thing where it’s so dark and washed-out that you can’t tell what’s going on half the time.

This show, while not un-entertaining, is kind of a mess. I get the feeling that they thought it was going to be canned at the end of the first season, then they got a surprise renewal and had to scramble to put the second season together. THEN they seemed surprised to not get a third season so the ending seems a bit slapped together, with a number of loose ends. What happened to Adelina?  What happened to Landry’s mom and what did she tell Pope Boniface that made him let Landry go?

I found in the first season that I couldn’t care less about the Templar and their search for the Holy Grail, but I loved the political intrigue surrounding the Crown of France.  By the second season, the Royal family was clearly batshit, and I cared about the Templar because let’s face it, they got fucked over.. ahem.. royally.

Last, all of the shows I’ve watched to this point had some level of humor to them,  while Knightfall had exactly one line I laughed at.

A show this dark needs SOME comic relief.

Observations:

Why did King Phillip and William DeNogaret decide to trade hairdos and facial hair in season 2?

The season 2 storyline with Princess Isabella and Queen Margaret made little sense to me and seemed to be mostly just to give them something to do. From what I understand, the Real Princess Isabella would have been too savvy to let a percieved slight turn her full-psycho.

Favorite Characters: 

QUEEN JOAN. I love her so much.  I wanted so much for her.  I wanted her to leave Philip and rule Navarre on her own and be an awesome queen.

Adelina is adorable and badass, and I want to know where she went.

Tancrede was my season two favorite, bless him. Undying loyalty to the main character gets me all the time.

And though she didn’t really show up until the last half of season 2 and didn’t do much until the last two episodes, Lydia was pretty cool.

Least Favorite Characters:

DeNogaret (aka, Uncle Creepy) sucks on a few levels.  In season one I thought he was going to be a fun, scheming, Littlefinger type. Season two he’s a boring advisor. He doesn’t even have any facial hair.  He’s beige curtains.

Princess Isabella sucks. It doesn’t help that they switched out the actress in season two to someone with no emotional expression whatsoever. But seriously, Isabella is the worst. In season one she’s not entirely terrible, but she doesn’t seem to have a problem with snitching on both DeNogaret and her OWN mother. Snitches get stitches! Season 2 she’s gone full sociopath because.. what.. her sister-in-law slighted her by.. trying to be nice? Weak sauce, dude.

King Phillip sucks. He was somewhat sympathetic in season one, as yes, his wife did sleep with his best friend, but he was over-the-top evil in season two (hence the “I’m evil” beard?)

OTP: Tancrede + Anne.  I guess Landry+Joan, but I could see from the beginning that wasn’t going to end well.  Otherwise, there’s not a lot of shippable material here.

Faces I recognized: Joey Batey (The Witcher) and Amelia Clarkson (The Last Kingdom)

“Historical” Drama Rewatch List

#Knightfall #history channel #tom cullen #mark hamill #knights of templar #templar knights #historical drama #joey batey #amelia clarkson #ed stoppard #pádraic delaney #julian ovenden #Olivia Ross #William DeNogaret #Queen Joan #landry du lauzon #sabrina bartlett #genevieve gaunt

[rikerxworf]

for the otp ask pls answer them all

this is the first ask I got for this meme and it’s honestly giving me life you guys;;

1.       Who laughs at their own joke and who deadpans at the joke?

Will definitely laughs at his own jokes, and he will not stop just because Worf won’t react to them and would just stare back – that’ll only make Will laugh even more. As soon as he looks around though (and realizes that in fact NO ONE laughed), he might shut his mouth and look down lol.

2.       If they had a secret handshake, how would it go?

A Klingon one, maybe! Like the Qapla’ greeting just one each other’s shoulder instead of their own. Or just a really low high five, like super casual, maybe even without looking at each other, that’d be cool as well.

3.       It’s movie night, what movies are they gonna watch together?

The classics. Disney movies because Will loves them, and Worf learns to appreciate them over time. War movies, but those with hyper homoerotic subtext (I imagine those must be all over Klingon cinema lol). Queer cinema in general. The stuff Worf can get overly invested in lol

4.       It’s time to name their pet they adopted together, who gets to name it? How do they come to this decision?

Worf comes up with a name so great Will just says yes. He’ll probably choose something with an elaborate meaning. (Even though the name is already short, Will finds a way to construct a diminutive.) The Real Question is, what kind of pet would they adopt? Not a cat, I presume. A dog, rather. A big, ugly, dangerous-looking Klingon beast. Maybe. Like a warrior sehlat that everybody is afraid of, and then Will comes in like “Aren’t you a good boy??? Who’s a good boy???? You’re a good boy!!!” and it would whine like a puppy lol.

5.       Who would they love to go on a double date with?

Will would love a double date with just about anyone, simply because he likes double dates so much. Worf probably needs some persuasion, but he too would go on a double date with Geordi/Data or Deanna/one of her many girlfriends, if the location is to his taste. However, both Will and Worf draw a line when it comes to Lwaxana Troi, who is the greatest fan of double dates in the quadrant.

6.       Who wakes the other up in the morning? How do they wake them up?

I don’t think either of them has a problem getting up early in the morning, first of all. Worf gets up earlier because he wants to train on the holodeck before duty. When he comes back, he wakes Will with a gentle hand on his shoulder. When they are on vacation, say on Risa, Will gets up first to prepare breakfast. He goes to wake up Worf with a cup of coffee in his hands and whispers his name before he sits down on the edge of the bed. Once Worf is awake, Will gives him a kiss. (I’m getting soft just imagining this y’all)

7.       How do they celebrate Halloween?

To Will, it is just another opportunity to dress up like a slut and eat candy. Worf dresses up with a little accessory. They prepare sweets for the ship’s kids who do trick or treat, which is the quiet part of the evening. Once Alexander is in bed, they go to Ten Forward to celebrate with the other officers. Will gets very drunk. And flirty. Worf doesn’t mind, of course.

8.       Who is more likely to call their partner ‘dude’?

Will lol. Probably when Worf does some disgusting Klingon ritual that even Will can’t look at.

9.       During a thunderstorm how do they react? Is one scared? Do they both love it? Do they take pictures?

Both are fans of thunderstorms! Maybe in Klingon culture, a thunderstorm means that the Heavens are having some warrior’s party or something. It’s loud, it’s messy, it’s raw nature, that’s why Worf stands by the window and stares with a wide smile. Will does too. However, I’m playing with another idea: that he’s scared/nervous/concerned, and Worf needs to do some comforting – but that’s just my voracity for H/C speaking. Oh, another idea: Worf insists on going outside to experience the storm as intensely as possible, and Will worryingly recites thunderbolt protection rules in the hopes that Worf doesn’t get himself killed lol

10.   Who would looking lovingly at their partner and call them ‘idiot’?

Worf definitely has some gentle expressions going on from time to time, but Will is this pair’s Heart Eyes Department, so he’d stare lovingly at Worf, who is I don’t know, trying to brush his teeth or so, failing, and then say ‘idiot’ with a soft chuckle. And then he’d help him, of course ♡

11.   It’s time to get groceries, who likes to look at everything and who just wants to power through and get everything done so they can go back home?

I can imagine either version! Will being so enthusiastic about cooking that he’d check every shelf they pass, and Worf just clutching the (hover) shopping cart, praying that it’s over soon. Or, the other way around: Will has his quick shopping routine but can’t get anything done in time because Worf is so fascinated by everything they walk past on the market.

12.   Who is more likely to make a mess in the kitchen?

Worf. When Will cooks, it’s mostly orderly and not that much to clean up. But Worf – let’s just say Klingon kitchens are something else. Plus Worf doesn’t know shit about cooking because he’s so used to replicators. When he does try to cook (maybe to do Will a favor?), he not only messes up the kitchen, but also himself – face full of flour and apron bespattered with sauce, eyes wide – and Will finds him helpless like that, only to smile at him gently and help him clean up. And help him cook as well, think standing behind Worf and coordinating his hands while burying his nose in long curly hair~ uwu

13.   Who likes to try to prank their partner?

Definitely Will. Surprise parties, surprise kisses, lame joke items, lying (“Nope, no idea where your hairband is…”), but it’s never something serious or overly elaborate like those fake youtube pranks.

14.   When scrolling on their phone, who is more likely to show their partner a cute picture/video of an animal?

For cute animals, it’s Will showing them to Worf: “Aw, look, a bunny! Look at its tiny eyes and the fluffy ears! Look!!!” For dangerous/awesome animals, it’s Worf: “Have you ever seen a creature this majestic? Look at its eyes. The eyes of a warrior – a pause – The bunny is nice as well.”

15.   Who causes the tomfoolery and who has to try and stop the tomfoolery?

Will may cause deliberate tomfoolery. If at all, Worf is more of an involuntary troublemaker with the best intensions, whereas Will can be quite mischievous from time to time, I imagine. Although it’s all in good fun, things can take a turn for the worse when in combination with his clumsiness.

#thank you for asking!!! <3 #text post #headcanons #ask meme #riker x worf #*

[emichelle]

OTP Asks

Thanks for tagging me @burnsoslow and @drakeandcamilleofvaltoria 😘😘

1. Who pulls the other closer while sleeping?

Definitely Maxwell, Erin can't fall asleep if she's hot so no touchy until she's asleep.

2. How do they wake up next to each other? Ex - tangled in each others arms? Is one falling off the bed? Etc.

This is where Max probably regrets snuggling her because she always ends up sleeping on top of him. He always wakes up with her asleep on his chest.

3. What movie do they both watch when they've had a bad day and just want to turn their brains off for a little while?

Erin - Dirty Dancing. Classic, she loves Patrick Swayze, she loves dancing to it, and making Maxwell try the lift...repeatedly. 😂

Max - Rocky Horror Picture Show, which is also cool with Erin because she loves that one too. They sing the songs and dance the time warp together.

4. Who picks an object up, says a pun with the object and then laughs as if it's the funniest thing they have ever heard?

Omg both, definitely both. Biggest pair of dorks around.

5. How do they hype one another up?

Maxwell loves to tell her how awesome she is at literally everything. Including stupid stuff. He's also very touchy feely so she gets congratulations kisses, good job kisses, you can do it kisses 🥰

Erin is also super touchy, but she loves to smack him. Usually his butt. And usually a "You got this!" lol

6. When one of them gets a new outfit, how does the other one react?

Erin legit does not care about clothes. Give her leggings and t shirts and she's good, 24/7. Max loves dressing her up though so he's always super excited when she gets a new outfit (because he bought it 😂). Meanwhile she tells him he's hott in any and every thing and she doesn't usually notice if it's new or not. He loves her enough to let it slide. 💕

7. Who tries to playfully scare the other person and who always knows where the other person is?

Both! They frequently try to scare the other and are both terrible about screaming at jump scares. 😂 Max can usually find her while she usually is not paying attention and wanders by him before he jumps out to scare her.

8. When they grocery shop, what is one section they love to playfully mess around in and why?

Max loves to try to make her blush so he'll make super inappropriate remarks while near the ice cream toppings...whipped cream...caramel sauce...chocolate sauce...sometimes the veggies. 🤣

9. When their partner has a bad day, what is something the other picks up to try and make their day a little better? Ex - fast food, flowers, a punny card, etc.

Maxwell brings her greasy cheeseburgers and garlic parmesan fries...always a big winner, although her breath is rough afterwards...she still get kisses though. 😁

Erin brings him cheetah cakes, they're a guilty pleasure of his that she does not understand because they are awful...but whatever makes him happy. 🥰

10. Who runs up and hugs their partner while the other catches them?

She always runs up and jumps at him, and he has and will always catch her. Because he's always got her. *swoon*

11. What song reminds them of each other?

For Erin, it's Easy by Camila Cabello...it's how he loves her. With no hesitations, no expectations, he sees no flaws and no faults. And he makes her love herself.

For Max, it's With You by Tyler Shaw...he would do anything for her...and they really were just two hearts on a cold street. 💕

12. Who presses their nose against their partners cheek before kissing them?

Maxwell, he just loves to be touching her and he loves eskimo kisses and he loves the smooth skin of her face. And Erin hates him "wiping his nose on her" but she secretly loves it and swoons inside every. single. time.

13. What small quirks do they love about each other?

Max thinks it's adorable when she talks to herself, her facial expressions, her random dances, how she bites her lip when she's nervous, her shower concerts, and her love for flying pigs. (They give so much hope, if a pig can fly then I can do anything, and they're so cute!)

Erin loves literally everything about Maxwell except for when he talks down about himself. But to name a few, his stress dancing (because she can join in and cheer him up), how he wiggles his nose when he's thinking, and his love for animals.

14. Who accidentally snorts when they laugh and that makes both of them laugh harder?

Erin! 😂

15. What are some things they do for one another because they know their partner hates it? Ex - do the dishes, phones to make an order, talks to sales clerk, etc.

Max keeps conversations flowing at events because she has terrible anxiety, he also unloads the dishwasher because...short girl problems.

Erin keeps everything organized and tidy, Maxwell's living space can get a lot like his mind...cluttered. But she helps with both. She also leads the dishwasher because all is fair in love and war.

Tagging: @leelee10898 @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @cocomaxley

#otp asks #maxwell x erin #Maxrin #long post

[owlsinathens]

Rules: answer 20 questions then tag bloggers you want to get to know better. I’m switching it up with a new set of questions.

New questions! Tagged by @hard-as-iron thank you, I love these ❤️

1) If you could bring any two fictional characters (from books or film/TV) into the same world who would they be, what world would you put them in, and what would their relationship to each other be?

Woah. Ok so my OTP brain is screaming at me, so I'll say Theon and Jon Snow, and I'd set them somewhere where they only have nice things and sunshine and ofc they would, over time, get together 😬

2) If you could drop yourself into any fictional world from books or film/TV, which would it be?

Sign me up, I'm going to Hogwarts!

3) What's your spirit animal?

Seagull. Noisy, cheeky, always looking for food, living by the sea and able to fly

4) What is the most unpopular opinion you hold?

Uh... well I'm going out on a limb here, but I do have fews on some general taboo topics that would give me a lot of backlash.

5) How do you like to style your hair most often?

Just tied back. It's slowly but surely going away and I don't have enough left to do much with it.

6) I always loved this overdone question - you're allowed to bring three books on a deserted island, what do you bring? (Note: Survival Guides don't count)

Hah, I love this one too!

- my Jane Austen collection (all her finished novels in one book)

- The Photography of Game of Thrones

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7) Something new you've learned in quarantine/lockdown/corona times?

Huh, Lego is awesome but seriously overprized?

8) Favourite alcohol? (Or non-alcoholic beverage if you don't drink)

Whisky. Good old single malt scotch. Some blends. Oh and mead! I love mead. And cider.

9) Music you can't stand? Music you love?

I can't stand anything that comes from the box. Artificial things that don't come from people playing instruments. Like, I've given up on what today counts as music, pretty much.

I love nearly every other style tho. There's always gonna be a song I love in almost everything.

10) Have a favourite herb?

Sage. Smells nicely when burnt

11) What kinda of cups/glasses/bottles do you prefer to drink out of?

I love my water bottle (glass) and I do have a heavy silver goblet for when I feel fancy lol

12) Preferred method of communication: texts, phone calls, emails, letters?

Texts, although I do love sending and receiving hand-written letters

13) What is your favourite weather?

Grey, damp, misty, cool

14) What kind of lighting do you like?

Nothing to bright. Lamps with nice shades, candles, fireplace etc. Moonlight.

15) What is the best thing you cook?

I call it Turbo Chicken - it's not much, just Chicken wrapped in bacon with a creamy white wine sauce and basmati rice

16) Do you have a favourite font to write in?

Not really... TNR? Arial? Calibri? Whatever looks normal lol

17) What is something you've always wanted to write in a fic, but you've been too afraid to? Or, what is something that you were afraid to write, but then you did and it turned ended awesome?

....tentacles 🙈🐙

18) If you were in your favourite fantasy world, what would your weapon of choice be?

Poison! Has its downsides in direct combat, but it's what I know stuff about. A dirk, too.

19) Is there a commonly used saying/expression that you can't stand?

Other people have it worse than you!

...awesome? I never understood why it should make me happy to think of people's misery. I don't compare my shit to other people's shit. It's all valid, and all different.

20) What is something that you would like people to know about you?

I'm pretty shy, even though I don't seem like it. I'd love to make more friends, but am hindered by just that.

Tagging @selkiewife, @callmejude, @wynafryd-manderly, @bloggish, @quicksilvermaid, @ferrame, @attaining-fic, @megaunhappybunny and everyone who wants to do this!

#tag game #personal

[lovemesomesurveys]

Have you ever worn those Drunk Goggles? Nope.

Which decade before the 90s had the best makeup trends? The 80s seemed like a fun time for fashion and makeup.

Can you agree to disagree, or usually get upset over conflicting views? I usually just agree to disagree cause I don’t like to debate or get into arguments. Doesn’t mean I don’t get upset about it; though, depending on what it’s about.

Does it bug you when long socks are constantly falling down? I wear ankle socks and haven’t had that problem.

Rodeos – entertaining, or cruel? Cruel.

Why can’t politicians debate politely? Cause people find the drama and jabs more entertaining than the actual debate, unfortunately. And the jabs distract from the actual topic. 

Who is the best female rocker? Why? Stevie Nicks. She’s just awesome. I love her music and voice.

Can you even taste a difference between Cheez Its and Cheez Nips? Yeah, there’s definitely a difference. I like both, though. 

What about between Pepsi and Coke or Sprite and 7Up? There’s distinct differences between those as well. I much prefer Coke over Pepsi and Sprite over 7UP.

Do you care what kind of toilet paper you use? Yeah. Some feel like sandpaper and are too thin.

What color of roses do you find the prettiest? All of ‘em.

Which celebrity has the cutest butt? Alexander Skarsgard. ha.

Do you still have any decent arcades nearby? We don’t have any except for Chuck E Cheese haha.

After a holiday, do you go to the store to get candy on sale? I used to.

Did Marilyn Monroe look better before or after cosmetic surgery? I wasn’t aware she had plastic surgery.

Bullfighters who get gored kind of had it coming, right? I mean, you can’t be surprised when you’re going up against a freakin BULL.

If you make surveys, do you care what people rate them? I don’t make them.

Have you ever accidentally found porn when looking for something else? Yeah, back in the day.

Ever run into those ‘celebrity lookalike porn’ blogs? No.

If you’re not religious, is the Bible basically just an old collection of short stories? They’re real stories.

Do you think religious leaders just like to manipulate people? Some do. Some aren’t really in it for the right reasons.

Why do so many fans with OTP’s insist that their ship is real? They get so wrapped up in it, I guess.

Even when the writers (or real people that they ship) tell them it isn’t? They just really want it to be real.

Do you draw fanart of anything? I don’t draw at all. I have no artistic abilities. 

Do annoying city kids ever loiter outside your library and harass people? Not that I’m aware of. 

Do you like to hang out at your local library? I haven’t been since I was in high school. At that time I was there for book reports (some of my teachers required book citations as well as online ones). I loved going when I was a kid, though. I went all the time. My grandma lived around the corner from one and my cousins and I would just walk there.

On that subject, do you like the smell of books? Yesss.

What’s on your Reading List, so-to-speak, right now? I’m currently reading, “Her Final Word” by Willow Rose.

Read any great non-fiction books lately? Nope.

What do you like on your burger? I’m not a big burger fan, but if I have one I just like ketchup, mustard, and mayo with pickles. Swap mayo with signature sauce if that’s an option.

What do you NOT like on your burger? Lettuce, tomato, onions, bacon.

Do you like 'loose meat’ sandwiches? Is that a sloppy joe? If so, yeah. It’s been a long time since I’ve had one, though.

Have you ever heard of the restaurant Maid Rite? When I just Googled “loose meat sandwich,” a recipe came up saying “Maid Rite copycat,” but I hadn’t heard of it until just then. <<< lol same.

What is the best thing to put in a grilled cheese (other than cheese)? Just cheese, please.

Homemade tomato soup, or just out of a can? Ew, I don’t like tomato soup.

Favorite thing to see in museums? Historical artifacts.

Have you ever seen an unwrapped mummy in person? I doubt it.

What things have people shamed you for? People have jokingly teased me about music and other preferences.

Do you always reply to private messages? (On any website) Not always.

What device do you seem to always be buying batteries for? I haven’t needed batteries in a long time, actually. Most of the things I use are chargeable. 

What’s worse – snow, or all the mud after it melts? The mud would definitely be worse.

Are there any 'adult stores’ in your area? There used to be. Not sure if it’s still there.

Have you been inside of them/shopped there before? Once. A friend I had wanted to go for her 18th birthday and dragged me along lol. 

Do you watch The Masked Singer? Any theories? Nope.

Favorite Alfred Hitchcock film? I don’t have one.

Do you like Funko Pop figurines? Yeah, I have a few. I really want to get the Baby Yoda one. 

If so, do you have any? Which ones would you like to have? We have one disco Goofy one. I think I actually bought it for my mom years ago. <<< Aww! I want that one. I have a Lucy Ricardo one, a Chewbacca, and a Pennywise.

Which ones do you think they should make (but haven’t yet)? It seems like they have everything.

#personal #text #survey #surveys

[bonnini]

Always post these rules

Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you

Write 11 questions of your own

Tag 11 people

Another ask meme! i was tagged by @zombieheroine

1 Animal that you feel kinship with? listen I know I’m boring but I’m going to say cats

2 The zoo or the amusement park? Zoos are boring but amusement parks terrify me so...yeah, zoo

3 A vice you admire? Pride, probably

4  What did you Mother warn you about? uuh...she warned me I’d meet several incompetent and petty professors in my life, I guess

5 Your entree of choice at restaurants? Just go google “cappelletti” guys...I usually love to try out new dishes but whenever I don’t feel like experimenting I just order those. They taste heavenly with a lot of different sauces 

6 A language you’d like to learn? Latin. Sadly, Latin courses weren’t a thing in the high school I attended so I never had the chance to learn it (which would have been hella useful since you know, art studies)

7 Tell us about a book/movie/game/series/etc. that stayed on your mind for at least several days. Hyperversum! An italian book saga about a bunch of people travelling back to the Middle Ages thanks to a mysterious video game. There was romance, war, and a lot of awesome knight stuff in general. I should definitely re-read it one of these days (it’s the only story set in the Middle Ages that did not contain pointless graphic content I managed to find, if you guys know some nice similar works feel free to drop a suggestion anytime)

8 What’s your personal experience/opinion on spirituality and religion? I’m an atheist. Spirituality has no appeal to me and I don’t believe in souls or destiny or the afterlife. I actually used to be a christian once since you know, Catholicism is kind of the default religion here in Italy. I wasn’t even raised in a super religious family, being a christian to me seemed just...the only option available? I stopped believing in God and going to church at the age of 14/15 after realizing religion wasn’t my thing.

9 Think about your favorite characters. What draws you to them? Charisma and power. My faves are all either villains or leaders of some sort. Characters with an aura of authority tend to become my faves pretty quickly

10 A fandom trend you loathe? Turning villains into caretakers. Let me elaborate: I’m a huuuge sucker for the lovestruck villain trope, I love merciless villains who turn into a romantic mess when looking at their significant other BUT seeing literal “dad/mom headcanons”, or looking at fanworks depicting an antagoinist who is a known evil sadist as someone ready to grumpily help others, listen to people’s problems and give motherly/fatherly advice just leaves me a bit :/. This probably sounds weird ‘cause I love cute fanart, fanfics and unproblematic AUs in general, but idk I would like villains to always stick to their canon evil selves

11 Something that makes you feel joy. A painting/drawing turning out really good in a short amount of time

My questions:

What’s that one thing that can make you lose your patience in less than one second?

Your fave greek god

What color does the number 3 make you think about?

Did you go through the “the Twilight saga is awesome” phase?

Your top five fave Harry Potter characters

The movie clichè you hate the most

Best magical girls anime ever?

Do your OTPs all have some dynamics in common?

Are you into Game of Thrones?Why?

Name one movie adaptation that really shouldn’t exist

Your favorite color palette/combo

Tagging @gufyresthere, @solethekid, @okiyo-chan, @billywick, @estethell-italy, @thewiserpicche, @hopperlicious, @axylh, @refuzz, @insecuriosity, @mehiwilldoitlater

[spacedust-lion]

Thanks for the ask!! Now for you! Hunk, Allura, Slav, and Paladin :) :)

No prob, you seem like a really cool person, so I just had to ask you some of these! Also, sorry for the late answer, I just had to get to my laptop so it could be easier for me to write everything out! :)

Hunk (Do you know how to cook/bake?): No… unfortunately no. I’m actually so bad at cooking that it became an inside joke for everyone that knows me well. Like, they would ask me “Hey, can you cook something for dinner tonight? ;))” and I would answer “…You have the choice between a sandwich and a boiled egg.” Yes. I can only make… a boiled egg… and maybe also pasta (without sauce, just… pasta). At some point I tried making mashed potatoes… but the potatoes ended up being half-ready and half-uneatable, I messed up the part where I mash the hot potatoes and mix them with milk and butter by pouring them with cold water. Honestly, I had to make it in a hurry and didn’t check an actual recipe even once while cooking, my patience ran out and I just improvised.

However I really want to learn how to cook/bake! Especially after watching seasons of cooking shows and Hunk’s amazing cook skills! I love food and cooking is an useful life skill to have anyways. Plus, every time I got to make something and eat it myself, it felt somewhat more delicious because I put effort into it.

Allura (What would be the first thing you do if you wake up after 10,000 years?): It really depends on how I wake up, whether someone is around me or not and whether I’m in a familiar place or not. But in the end, my focus will be to get more information on what’s going on, how everything has changed, why I remained alive for so long, etc. It’s hard to act when you lack vital information such as the year and past events. Will the internet even exist? If yes, in the same form as now? Are most shows of my time saved in it? Could I watch them? Because if I fall asleep for 10,000 years right now, I would have to check what happens next in Voltron or think about it for as long as I remember it. So, in short 1. Find information and 2. Finish any series that would be probably completed then.

Slav (What are your ships? No discourse allowed.): First off, like you, I want to start with… This blog is completely ship free outside of this post, headcanons are platonic, reblogged fanart is platonic or could be easily interpreted as platonic, meta is character based/world building/non-shippy at all. But, I have my own ships that I either call OTP, enjoy the fanwork, Brotps, some “why the quiznak are you shipping this” ships and some that I… don’t really like outside of AUs (and even then, I’m kinda iffy on them).

*prepares to be attacked by toxic fans or something*

*inhales*

Okay, so… My OTP is Shallura. Their interactions in canon are damn cool, I like the dynamic, they’re just so cute together, I’d love it to become official canon couple. For their ages, I’ve accepted that if Allura is really a teenager, she would be at least 18-19, because she acts a lot more mature than the others. You could tell me that she was forced to be more mature than expected because of her circumstances, but that doesn’t really matter. She’s mature. Besides that, my other true OTP is Zargar/Zarnerva. Even though their love doomed the universe, it’s obvious that they cared for each other… or at least Zarkon cared for Honerva/Haggar. He did something so dumb to save her, isn’t this sweet? And the last one is Hunay (Hunk x Shay)! They’re just… so sweet… in general… I love them. It’s a plus that this ship name sounds like honey, which is sweet like them.

Other ships I simply enjoy, but won’t care if they become canon or not, are Klance (fun dynamic, though I won’t be mad if they remain only bros), Sheith (the dynamic is nice here as well, the fanwork is enjoyable, they are however another ship that would be cool as brotp as well), Shance (with Lance Shiro could actually relax a bit, isn’t this awesome? fanwork is pretty amazing too!), Hidge (or… Punk… the two geniuses, the smallest and biggest together… I actually wanted to ship them when I watched the first episode, but their platonic relationship is good by itself), Kidge (really nice ship that I almost always forget, rip, but it has the potential to become a good relationship!)… 

And my NOTPs or… this is a strong word, more like “No, thanks” ships are… Shidge and Kallura. Nothing against shippers of both. But Shidge just… doesn’t sit right with me, even if we forget ages and age gaps. Their canon relationship resembles something like a big bro and lil sis, not something that can become romatic or, oh god, sexual. You’re free to get them in time skip AUs and change the canon relationship in your fanwork though, I won’t judge. For Kallura, they don’t seem close enough to ship them. Keith never showed interest in Allura, Allura at one point was openly racist to him. I don’t see it. Even though it was canon in the 80s. I. Don’t. See. It.

I’ll end this with some more… crackish… ships - Shlav and Svance. The first is just pure fun to imagine, for the second Sven jumped to save Lance, which is a plus. Not a lot of reasoning here, but it’s just crackish ships, I don’t have to justify THEM, right??

Maybe I forgot some ships, but if anyone wants my opinion on them, just ask and I’ll answer!

Paladin (When did you start watching Voltron?): It was actually pretty recently to be honest. If I’m not wrong, maybe the end of the second week of July this year. My friend had started it and recommended it to me and few other friends. I was one of the first to begin watching it back then. I didn’t have any expectations at all, I only knew that it was kinda sci-fi animated show. So episode 1. It hooked me right away. As far as I remember, I managed to like Shiro back then too. It ended and I wanted more. I watched the entire first season this night. IT ENDED ON THAT QUIZNAKING CLIFFHANGER, but I wanted to stop here, because it was 6-7am and I hadn’t slept, holy cow. On the next day, I finished the second season… which had bigger cliffhanger… great… Now, obsessed with this show, I rewatched it several times and waited somewhat patiently for season 3.

Fun facts though: The friend that recommended it to me in the first place isn’t really that obsessed with the show like me. And another friend spoiled to me that Pidge is a girl (he was 1-2 episodes ahead of me when we began watching). Then together with the spoiling friend, I pretty much spoiled the entirety of season 2 to friend number 3.

If someone wants more answers, Voltron meme here and/or ask some of your own questions, I don’t bite~

#voltron #voltron ask meme #ships #familyofpaladins #thank you so much for asking me stuff!! #it was fun answering!! #but it got way too big of a post rip

[collection-of-countries-blog]

Hetalia Day Update

Hey guys! Sorry for taking so long to post updates, college/work (For the cooler, older hosts) and senior year for me have been loading us up with stuff we need to do. I want to give you guys some updates cause we were able to figure out a few things.

Lunch

We’re having the same menu as last year and just like last year, we’re going to be having the page for people to sign up for. The menu is as follows: Pasta w/ meatless sauce on the side for our lovely vegetarians Hot Dogs Hamburgers/Cheeseburgers Deviled Eggs – Mayo, Mustard, Vinegar, Salt, Pepper, Dill Macaroni Salad – W/ + without Tuna Fish And here’s the link to the signup page along with the email to find it if need be (You can also have direct contact with me through there, so bonus)

[email protected] http://www.signupgenius.com/go/4090f49aaac29a5fc1-hetalia1

Also for this update, I’m gonna be posting the schedule we have in mind for the day:

Greetings ~ 9:00-9:10 During this, we will do an introduction of all our hosts, volunteers, and the woman who will be our medic so no one gets confused on who they can ask questions to. We will also make sure that the picture consent and rule forms are signed as well as go over the rules.

Name Game/Other Ice Breaker ~ 9:11-9:25 We haven't decided on what Ice Breaker we're going to do yet, but it'll be something for everyone to do so that they could get used to more people around them and it'll be the perfect start to our fun day.

Wife Carrying Contest ~ 9:26-9:35 There will be three rounds with winners of First, Second, and Third place from each round. The team in First from each round will go against the other two teams who got first to get the places for overall victory and that's who gets the prizes.

Dating Game ~ 9:36-10:10 For this game, we're going to split it up into groups so more people could get involved. To make it more fun, we're going to try to stop friends from going against one another in the game, we're going to have all willing participants stand on one side and choose bachelorettes & bachelors by picking people far apart from one another. It may not stop all friends from being in the same round, but we're hoping to help minimize it. We'll also have some sample cards prepared with some questions in case the bachelor/bachelorette can't think of one.

OTP Contest ~ 10:11-11:00 This game, the people would be split up into five groups. You can be with anyone you want - it doesn't have to be the person you were with in the dating game. In each group, the members of said group will decide who one based on the voting system listed as follows. After all the skits have been performed, each member of the group will decide which skit was best. Each person gets to vote on the skit done by another couple. Once the group decides who wins, the duo has to perform the skit in front of everyone and the group as a whole will decide who won overall in mass. For each round, the timing will be roughly fifteen minutes in your small group and ten minutes for the whole group. We're trying for two rounds, so there will be twice the amount of winners. These will be how the prizes get given out. Five couples will get a prize for being Best in Group and one couple will be given prizes for being Best Overall.

Ship Proposal ~ 11:01-11:25 Have some ships you want to make canon in our little world? Time to make our fan dreams a reality by finding your ship and making it happen. Find or make a friend who cosplays your OTP and have them propose; show the world (Heh, get it?... I’m so sorry…) that they’re the best by the cuteness you show off to the world.

Prizes ~ 11:25-11:30 This will be the first prizing time of the day, the second in the afternoon. These are what the prizes are for with each event: Wife Carrying Contest I. 1st - Medium Prize (Two Prizes Available) II. 2nd - Small Prize (Two Prizes Available III. 3rd - Small Prize (Two Prizes Available OTP Contest (Two rounds, so double the prizes) I. Best in Group - Medium/Small Prizes (Ten Prizes Available) II. Best Overall - Large Prize (Two Prizes Available)

Lunch ~ 11:30-12:15 During lunch, it will be announced that whoever is going to be in the fashion show needs to sign up so they can be called/have a number prepared for them. The numbers will be the order that you walk down the carpet. It's first come, first serve, so get there quickly if you want to get a number that's towards the front.

Pictures ~ 12:20-12:53 We're going to be taking some group pictures as well as ones with ships and individual characters. This is so we can post them on our facebook page and you can tag yourself on them if you would like! Anyone who does not want to be in photos, will not be forced into photos.

CAH ~ 12:55-1:30 Depending on how many people, there will be three to five groups with nine to twelve people in them.

Cosplay Death Match ~ 1:31-2:00 There will be three groups minimum so that everyone has a chance to participate in this game. The point of the game is to put 2-4 different cosplayers against one another to see who would win in a fight. The way to figure out the winner(s)? By yelling of course. Whichever cosplayer gets the most cheers will win the battle. THIS IS PLAY FIGHTING ONLY, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL YOU BE HITTING ANYONE HARDER THAN A LIGHT TAP. NO WEAPONS WILL BE USED AS ACTUAL WEAPONS. IF WE SEE THAT, YOU WILL BE HANDLED APPROPRIATELY. Before any play fighting goes down, we will make sure to double check to see if there are any extra no-no zones to be sure that no one gets touched a place they do not want to.

Fashion Show ~ 2:01-2:40 Are you ready to strut your stuff and show to others that your country is the best? Then step on down because we will be having the contest to prove that you are the Prettiest Nation at the Flower Queen Ball. Despite the intro, this is a serious thing with a chance of 15 people to win. We will have someone show the difference between a good strut and a bad one and also the other prize winning opportunities. They are as followed: I. Best Strut - This will be based on the example given, so pay attention II. Best In Character Actions - Who acts like the country they represent to the audience/judges III. Best Pose - Don't be afraid to flaunt what Pangea gave ya IV. Biggest Brown-Noser - Who tries to schmooze the judges the most V. Most Interactive - Who interacts the audience when they go down, but still in character. For example, a Prussia cosplayer could call out "WHO'S AWESOME?!" and waiting for a response of "You are!"

RP ~ 2:41-3:00 We'll be split into five groups, one host for each group. All volunteers have the chance to be in this one and have a shot at the panel. Each host gets a card with some ideas on it to put the group of rpers in. Depending at how well you rp, the host chooses one person who rped the best in their group and they'll get put into the panel.

Prizes ~ 3:00-3:05 This is the final set of prizes for the day. They are as listed: Fashion Show I. Best Strut A. 1st - Sash and Tiara and Wand B. 2nd - Sash C. 3rd - Sash I. Best in Character Actions A. 1st - Sash and Tiara and Wand B. 2nd - Sash C. 3rd - Sash I. Best Pose A. 1st - Sash and Tiara and Wand B. 2nd - Sash C. 3rd - Sash I. Biggest Brown-Noser A. 1st - Sash and Tiara and Wand B. 2nd - Sash C. 3rd - Sash I. Most Interactive A. 1st - Sash and Tiara and Wand B. 2nd - Sash C. 3rd - Sash

Panel ~ 3:06-3:45 The hosts and the 5 winners get asked questions from anyone who wasn't chosen from the panel. Please do not ask more than two questions, we want everyone to have a chance to ask at least one. The volunteers will be keeping the questions PG-13. If you get a card, please heed the warning. The cards are as follows: A. Yellow Card - That's the warning card, it basically means that you have one more chance before you lose question privileges for the panel due to the sexual manner of your question B. Red Card - You have now lost the chance to ask questions you dirty, dirty, France

Truth or Dare/Free Time ~ 3:46 - 4:00 At this time, we're basically just winding down because the park is going to close soon. You can either play Truth or Dare or go off to catch Pokemon or whatever you wish to do as long as you treat the park right. There's going to be two games of Truth or Dare going on - One that's more tame and the other has more close contact and daring things.

Closing ~ 4:00

If you have any questions, you can always ask away and one of the hosts will try to answer as soon as possible. Can’t wait to see you guys this year!! ~ Allee

#aph hetalia #hetalia #hetalia day nj #event #2017 #thetimehascome #westillneedvolunteers #meet up #cosplay #update #can't wait

[marching-man-blog]

ANSWER THE FOLLOWING FOR YOUR MUSE(S) SO PEOPLE KNOW HOW SHIPPING WORKS ON YOUR BLOG. repost. don’t reblog.

WHAT’S YOUR OTP FOR YOUR MUSE?: Germerica or GerIta weeee

WHAT ARE YOU WILLING TO RP WHEN IT COMES TO SHIPPING?: Can’t do smut, my friends, but other than that, I am fairly open to most things! I won’t do incest. Really, just common sense and all that for do’s and don’t’s is what I apply to what I will and will not do.

HOW LARGE DOES THE AGE GAP HAVE TO BE TO MAKE IT UNCOMFORTABLE?: I’m kind of a stickler about age gaps. Typically, I go by half plus seven (that’s by physical age for nations), but things can get muddied with nations since they’re actual ages and physical ages rarely correspond in a coherent manner. The age gap can grow as characters age and mature, but when they’re young I like to stay pretty close.

ARE YOU SELECTIVE WHEN SHIPPING?: I would say fairly for serious shipping stuff? I’m always open to attempting things, and I do tend to do a lot of little things with lots of muses, but for me to truly put my heart behind a ship, I’ve got to click with the mun.

HOW FAR DO STEAMY MOMENTS HAVE TO GO BEFORE THEY’RE CONSIDERED NSFW?: Hm, I’d say when things get suggestive? Touching below the waist or the chest even really in a-- ah, inappropriate manner or even just really intense making out.

WHO ARE OTHER MUSES YOU SHIP YOUR MUSE WITH?: Morgan’s Feli, @avereforza, aka the sun to Lud’s moon, lowkey with El’s Ivan, @velichie, but I’m fairly sure neither of us are really sure how serious we are about that, Mam, @radiomayak, and I have been Talking about RusGer, so there’s that. I talk a lot with @unvieuxrenard about Francey pants and Lud, too. But all in all, the only actually developing-ish ship I have is with Morgan since unfortunately while talking is awesome sauce, Lud really moves slowly when it comes to romantic interactions. (Also I know Lud is gay, but if he wasn’t @hailcolumbia Amelia is the bae, @pearlsacrossmycollarbones listen it’s a guilty pleasure, @rancorosa Sera and him are nerds whenever they’re together, and @bellasognatrice Chia and him are just... cute.)

In conclusion the ships I have been exposed to and like are Germerica, GerIta, GerFra, RusGer, Germano and... GerKor...... I have reasons for this one... Fite me. I’m interested in GerPan, DenGer, is it TurkGer?? and I won’t do Germancest, GerAus, GerLiech, GerHun-- basically, ships with anyone Ludwig considers family. Of course, I’m always open to others (even if they’re het, ‘cause even though he’s gay it doesn’t mean I don’t like dreaming haha)!

DOES ONE HAVE TO ASK TO SHIP WITH YOU?: I mean, if the thread goes that way or the ask is shippy thennnnn B), but for “serious” shipping, I would like communication. It’s hard for me to get into things for prolonged periods of time without chatting with the mun.

HOW OFTEN DO YOU LIKE TO SHIP?: For funsies? Pretty often! I like different scenarios, and I’m always willing to try things out to see if they would work. I can’t say Lud has really warmed up to any muse enough to really consider it a Serious Ship tm for me yet though. Maybe someday!

ARE YOU MULTISHIP?: Ya, though recently I have been... reconsidering. But for now, yes!

ARE YOU SHIP OBSESSED OR SHIP MORE-OR-LESS?: Hm, I hate to say this, but I get obsessed with things really easily, so I want to say in a way, yes? But I’m really just that way about... everything. (Rainy, @self-engineered my main Pru, would know I’m pretty obsessive about German Bros haha which is completely platonic, so it’s not just ships). I’m sorry in advance, guys. 

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SHIP IN YOUR CURRENT FANDOM?: HMMM, that’s honestly really hard uhhh sweats... Germerica....? Sans the ones I’ve mentioned above ^^^, a few off the top of my head are: A LOT of America ships I’ll be listing them on my America blog lollll, annnd okay, I’ll admit most of the ships I’ve RPed have been with my friends’ OCs, but CanUkr, LiechBel, Prumano, France/Russia sounds cute, Pruvakia/SlovPru lol @self-engineered, PruHun, AusHun, FrUK, Russia/Happiness, uhhh yea idk man i’m missing a bunch but hella.

FINALLY, HOW DOES ONE SHIP WITH YOU?: Yo, just interact with me! Shoot me ideas in IM, plot with me, rant to me and listen to me rant lol. Basically, if we’re friends I guarantee you that our muses will end up with some sort of relationship whether it be friendly, familial, antagonistic, romantic or something completely different. But hey, just drop the idea in my IMs, and I’ll most likely be down.

TAGGED BY: @musikleiter & @radiomayak ty guys!

TAGGING: @nastoychivost @avereforza @hailcolumbia @annuitcoeptis @bellasognatrice @velichie @thebeautyofliberty @theblackeagle @landforces @removethewallinourhearts @damnprussia uhhhh I honestly don’t know who has or has not done this so y’all and anyone else who hasn’t done it!! @self-engineered I’m tagging you again, Rainy. No one can stop me.

#ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵒᶜᵃˡ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ || •°✧･.:=ooc=:.･✧°• #( psa. )

[nikikeya]

My TOP Fav Undertale Pairings

From most to least

Asgore x Sans x Toriel (Sansgoriel/Soriel/Sansgore- My top OT3/OTP I love the Goats giving all the snuggles to the tiny skelly~  My name for Sansgoriel pairing is FluffyBones Such a rare pairing tho ; _ ; 

Underfell Skelebros x Undertale Sans (Spicy Kustard/Kedgup/Kustard)- my next fav another threesome/twosomes. I love how overprotective the Fell Bros are of UT! Sans.

Underswap Papyrus x Undertale Sans (HoneyKetchup/Stoner Bros)- My Personal name for this pairing is SWEET POTATOES Cause they’re both lazy couch potatoes and are just so sweet together~ This is another rare pair.  Undertale Grillby x Undertale Sans (Sansby/Grins)- These two I do like a lot, lot more mature less drama filled pairing... most times. I like this both as a legit pairing or a platonic bromance. 

UT!Undyne x UT!Papyrus- My personal name for this pairing is FISHBONES and it is the most adorable thing ever~ Be it sexual or Platonic I love these two loudmouthed dorks!! (Sorry Alphys and Mettaton)   (I also like US! Undyne x US!Papyrus cause they’re adorkable.) 

Undertale Frisk x Undertale Papyrus (PLATONIC ONLY)- Is there anything cuter than Frisk trying to flirt with Papyrus on the game? Its adorable, and I was giggling when Papyrus had to let them down at the end. Obviously I NEVER would want this to be sexual. But the puppy love factor is just too adorable. This is one of those purely innocent, feel good pairings I delight in.  Pair Name Suggestion: PUFFY

Underfell Papyrus x Underswap Sans (PLATONIC ONLY) (Edgeberry) I love the whole Piccolo/Gohan redeeming dynamic of this big scary guy falling for this cute little blueberry muffin who makes him see the light. <3 

I sadly have trouble with seeing US!Sans in sexual relationships (Regardless of my stalking Butters blog,) Blueberry is written AND DRAWN as too childish for me to feel comfortable with him being placed in a sexual relation. Kissing and cuddling is one thing, but full on sex makes me squeamish.) Another point against this pairing is the overwhelming ABUSE that can occur. Which is no. No blueberry jam! 

Underfell Papyrus x Undertale Papyrus (EdgePuff/Hot Sauce)- is a very rare pair but has potential to be adorable, especially if Edge is anywhere near as protective of the Creampuff as he is of Ketchup. 

GUILTY PLEASURES 

Chara x Sans (Chans)- Yandere Yandere Yandere chan, you went through the whole genocide run just to get to Sans. Even killed his brother because he spent way too much time paying attention to the idiot cinnamon roll instead of focusing on you. Killed all the others to gain his attention. And if he won’t accept your love? Well then you’ll settle for a jar of his dust to keep you company~ <3

Obviously I NEVER wanna see these two have sex. This is more of a horror/torture trope. Its not a legitimate healthy pairing. Its more of a black humored joke.  PAIRINGS I HATE WITH A PASSION  #5 OC x OC Centric Fanfics. I know that people make Original characters and wanna write about them, but for godsake FANFICTION Is about a canon work and characters. So it urks me when someone calls it an undertale fic and then writes about their OC with only vague referencing to canon characters. I don’t mind OC x OC side pairings. (I love Deacon x Bo from  OnaDracora’s Would That Make You Happy.) But spending a whole fic hearing about two oc characters when you wanted to read about the canon ones is very annoying.  #4 Pairings with underage characters where said characters have sex (and like it.) Nope. Nope. Noping the f*ck right out of here. 

#3 Frisk x Sans (Frans)- In which Frisk instantly becomes a weepy abused teenage girl who desperately wants the the suddenly potentially abusive bone-man as her lifemate. Its basically every poorly written Reader x Sans fic EVER. I have read several versions of this. Honestly there Has been a few Platonic affection pics I liked, like of Frisk stalking a very reluctant Sans badgering him for a date which I found hilarious. I dont mind the puppy love angle, but the full on trying-to-be-a-serious-pairing pairing just annoys the heck outta me. 

#2 Underswap Papyrus x Underswap Sans- Can you say RAPE? Papy, wonderful, awesome, Dad-er-Brother-of-the-Year Papy suddenly becomes a horrible creepy abusive pedophile who wants to tie his far-too-innocent baby brother up and f*ck him senseless against the nearest hard surface. And if its not Papyrus being creepy af its SANS whose Yandere or slutty af. As stated before: I see Blueberry as a child. Thus he should act like a child. Not be some murderous little demon (Thats Frisk/Chara’s job.)  Now I don’t mind the co-dependency cannot be away from one another snuggling and cuddling what not Platonic Bromance. But somehow whenever these two try to be intimate it makes me cringe. (Mostly do to PedoBear!Papy) Seriously you look up pics of Edgeberry you get happy smiles and cute blushies. You look up HoneyBerry and 9 times out of 10 you get Papy with raepface holding a very frightened/uncomfortable Sans or a Yandere Bloodberry or Slutberry Shortcake. I don’t like this pairing. 

AND THE #1 PAIRING I HATE IN UNDERTALE:  ABUSIVE UT!SANS x ANYONE- Okay this is a really big petpeeve of mine. WHERE does anyone get the idea that Sans is physically or verbally abusive in any sense of the word? (Cause if you say in game canon I am gonna whack you upside the head with my laptop!) NO WHERE IN UNDERTALE CANON does it show Sans as being anything more than Passive Aggressive at  most. The ONLY TIME he physically attacks anyone is in GR when the player HAS KILLED EVERYONE HE KNEW AND LOVED. And even then you can tell he really doesn’t want to fight or hurt Frisk/Chara/whoever but is forced to. So why is it that people like to portray him as some abusive asshole? Its not in his character. Even the standoffish insulting attitude he sports towards in most Reader x Sans fics is exaggerated in many cases. Now granted most of the physically abusive fics are probably mislabeled Underfell. But there’s nothing that turns me off to a fic quicker than Sans being portrayed as some colossal asswipe. Yandere!UT!Sans is out entirely, Sans would sooner kill himself than ever hurt Papyrus, so seeing any Yan-San fics is insulting to my senses.  

Welp this is it for now, nice talkin to ya. Lemme know what your faves are or thoughts on mine. Ja~

#undertale #pairings #Nikikeya #skeletons #so many skeletons #ship names

[yumi-michiyo]

For You I’d Burn the Length and Breadth of Sky [4/4] - with extended author’s notes

Rating: M for strong language, adult themes, sexual content

Genre: Supernatural/Drama/Romance/Angst/Family/Tragedy/Friendship/Hurt/Comfort/"Romance"

Pairings: Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman, Rachel Berry/Santana Lopez, mentioned Santana/Lopez/Finn Hudson, Brittany Pierce/Finn Hudson, mentioned Rachel Berry/Jesse St. James, Rachel Berry/Cassandra July, Rachel Berry/Brody Weston

Summary: She already knows Quinn Fabray is more than just a pretty face; she just didn't know it would take a few lifetimes to find out how much more. Post-canon, AU divergence. A oneshot of epic proportions.

Links: FF.net | AO3

On the writing process:

Have I bitten off more than I can chew?

This was a thought that crossed my mind repeatedly as I worked on this chapter. The plot was labyrinthine, the characters' motivations were all over the place, the timelines clashed, the dialogue was confusing. I keep a writing notebook in which I jot down prompts, ideas, plot threads etc., and this was one of the rare times that it didn't help.

I think one of the reasons for the difficulty was that unlike the first two chapters, 85% of the content wasn't planned. The characters (especially Santana) didn't want to cooperate. I only had an idea of what I wanted the endgame to be, and I spent time trying to herd the characters in that direction.

I have always been a multishipper/non-canon shipper at heart, and this was no exception though it does seem I've gone overboard with the sheer number of pairings squeezed into one fic. This chapter, in particular with the Santana/Rachel, drew a lot of inspiration from the incomparable you're just another song and dance by acid_glue234, in terms of the structure and the girls' interactions. This fanfic, out of all the fanfics in my history of fandoms, came the closest to switching my OTP.

There has been a lot of hints and clues about the setting in Rachel's real life scattered through the entire fic. While readers may enjoy picking through the fic to gather them, everything will be made clear in the epilogue.

The original draft of the story had the entire thing ending with Rachel leaving the voicemail, Quinn picking up almost immediately after, Rachel answering, and... fade to black. I don't know whether it's a good thing or not that I decided that since the entire thing had changed so radically, it wouldn't make sense not to add an epilogue.

I love Easter eggs, and sprinkling subtle references to other works of mine. Besides the obvious recycling of names from my headcanons, there are minute details that come from my other fics. They aren't relevant to any plot twists or big reveals; they're just there for my own entertainment as I go through the long, painful process of editing.

After completing this fic (including the epilogue and the letter written by wheelchair!Quinn), I have one more fic in the works before I officially retire from writing Glee fanfic. Honestly, I've covered all the pairings I like and plenty of Faberry tropes in one story: post-accident, future!fic, college friendships, friends turned lovers, post-canon, unrequited...

On Rachel Berry:

Rachel is, in a word, tired. She's gone through a whole lot of living (spoiler: it'll come back to haunt her back in her real life). She's been in relationships with a whole lot of people, done a lot of things without really feeling the consequences, and for the first time, is feeling stuck. I wrote her as being displaced; she hasn't really let her first two 'deaths' sink in.

This iteration of Rachel is less involved in keeping up appearances than the previous two; the first Rachel was genuinely happy to explore the what if's left by Finn's death. The second was a little more cautious, threw everything into a relationship with Quinn, and was broken by it. In this chapter, Rachel does realise that she's not as concerned about 'playing her part' as the previous times. As a result, she's more reckless, impulsive, and callous; notably in her promiscuity and the cold way she treats Puck.

The feel of this chapter is more of Rachel applying meta thought to her 'life', as opposed to 'living'. She is more detached from her surroundings, especially when things get complicated with Santana. I wrote Rachel with the idea of 'introspection' in mind; the time spent living life all over again has given her plenty of time to reflect on the things that have gone wrong in her real life, and we see that she's starting to change.

Rachel doesn't pursue Santana, like she does Finn and Quinn. She only falls for her after a period of soul-searching, and only after giving herself permission to fall. In other words, she makes a conscious decision to love Santana after clearing her conscience (is Quinn real, or 'real real'? Who knows?).

On Noah Puckerman:

Noah Puckerman has never been one of my favourite characters on Glee - I'm one of those people who think that his impregnating Quinn is equal to rape, the bad boy archetype isn't a favourite of mine, and the rest of his antics aren't particularly impressive (not to mention he's one of the victims of the show's writing). My Noah (and the fandom's Noah) is a simple guy who's rough around the edges but has a heart of gold.

Noah's also gotten the short end of the stick in this chapter. Since the story's told from Rachel's point of view, and she's pretty distant and preoccupied with her own problems (and Quinn), little is known about Noah's feelings. I write him as someone who's in love with Rachel despite her many shortcomings and is unfailingly loyal, despite her ignoring him, and the Season Four!Finn stunt she pulls on him.

On Santana Lopez:

Santana, in my opinion, is one of the great success stories of Glee. She goes from Quinn's backup singer/dancer and henchwoman to one of the main characters (rewatching the show reminded me of how much I hate canon!Rachel). I have always loved the strong woman with a vulnerable side trope, and no one embodies the character type better than Santana (and Naya).

Rachel does note that this Santana is softer around the edges than canon!Santana. It's mentioned in the fic that without Quinn, Santana is the unchallenged queen bee of McKinley, and is more secure in her identity and accepting that she is lesbian. For that reason, she doesn't victimise Rachel, or see the need to reinforce the strict social hierarchy.

Another cornerstone of the fic is the friendship between Kurt, Santana, and Rachel AKA two-and-a-half-gays. There was little opportunity to explore the daily, snarky interaction between the trio in the previous two chapters, so I think I might have gone a bit overboard with that. I do love writing snarky dialogue.

I headcanon Santana as being one of those people Nat King Cole sang about:

When I fall in love, it will be forever...

Another of my favourite tropes are people who fall in love without even realising it, and that's pretty much what happens on Santana's part.She doesn't start to move on from Brittany until she sees how happy Brittany is with someone else, and even then it takes a while before she starts to see Rachel in another light.

Santana, like Quinn, is one of those unfortunate people shafted in the hurriedly-cobbled-together ending of Glee. We don't know what she ends up doing with her life. We have no clue what are her likes and dislikes, or her aptitude and quirks. Based on the scant information we're given, I headcanon Santana to be involved in music production and/or songwriting, otherwise a television actress. In this chapter, I stole Sara Bareilles' excellent song Morningside for Santana. Sadly, there is no awesome slow and sexy acoustic version to link to, but I think it would sound amazing.

On Brittany Pierce:

I'll admit the sole Finn/Brittany fic that I have read and loved is thememoriesfire's duck sauce, meet bear cheese. It not only sold me on this pairing as something not cracky, but also showed a realistic portrayal of how these two would interact.

Generally, I don't write Brittany because I'm not sure I understand her, and thus can do her character justice. But Brittany was crucial to the plot, to help Santana open herself to falling for other people, to provide the catalyst to get Rachel and Santana talking again, and to help Rachel make her decision to fall for Santana.

There are several versions of Brittany in fanon, and this is one of the versions I enjoy best; the one who lives on a slightly different plane of reality that only intersects with the one everyone else lives in.

#meta #glee #fanfic #fandom #faberry #quinn fabray #rachel berry #yumi_michiyo #author's notes #extended notes #angst #romance #fic: for you i'd burn the length and breadth of sky #fanfiction #pezberry #santana lopez #puckleberry #noah puckerman

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Alright ya nerd, ocean ask time! Sails, lighthouse, turquoise, waves, seafoam, storm, boardwalk, coral, nymph, seawater, siren, aquamarine, tidal, azure, coastline, voyage, cerulean, shoreline, tsunami, hurricane. ENJOY ALL THE WORK, NERD!

Sails - describe your perfect partnerHmm…Not really sure how to go about answering this one since I don’t really look for relationships. Still, I guess in terms of friendship, I look for someone who is first of all kind and compassionate. Extra bonus points if I can geek out with them and talk about my favorite games with them and they have played some of those games too though this is not essential. Lighthouse - how much makeup do you wearNone! Get the stuff away from me! Props to anyone who can wear it and enjoy it, but personally it feels so unnatural and I’m not into beautifying myself since I am decently happy with how I look. Turquoise - weirdest dream you’ve ever hadThis is a tough one since I’ve had so many. There was one dream in particular that comes to mind though. It started with my house being lifted into the sky and flying similar to how that works in the movie Up even though I hadn’t watched it recently when this dream occurred. The only difference was sails rather than balloons and the controls were much more complicated. I landed on a beach and had some sort of clear, glass-like barrier keeping out some sort of big, wild animal. I think they were bears, but they ended up being unimportant anyway. I saw footprints along the beach so I followed them to this guy dressed in a red cape crouched on the sand writing something in it with a stick. As I got closer, I realized he was Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII. He then bitterly told me his life story with the difference being in the dream that KFC somehow stole his girlfriend, Lucrecia Crescent from him. Once done talking, he then continued walking along the beach alone, drawing the phrase’ “KFC SUCKS” in the sand occasionally. He might have cried. Another dream involved a miniature Dumbledore harassing me through the woods telling me to follow the yellow-brick road (which didn’t exist!)  in a really squeaky, high-pitched voice. My dreams are weird, man. Waves - favorite season and whySpring! Call me a sap, but it just seems very poetic and beautiful in terms of the whole death to life transition in nature. Perfect hiking weather, the birds come back, it’s all good! It probably also helps that I don’t have allergies to bog down on things. Seafoam - describe your ideal summer vacationDefinitely would be traveling back to China for an extended amount of time. It would be a dream come true to have a whole tour across the providences, taking in all the cultures and sights while trying some amazing food! Stopping in other countries on the flight there and/or back would also be ideal!Storm - do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why notI have my own ears pierced, but that’s as far as I’ll go personally. I enjoy the self-expression piercing and the earrings can provide so they are really cool in that sense. I certainly don’t mind people who get additional piercing as long as they are within reason and aren’t harmful. Tattoos are awesome! I wouldn’t get one myself, but I have a deep appreciation for the art form and the meanings they can hold for the people who get them. Boardwalk - who is your favorite fictional coupleZack Fair X Aerith Gainsborough Coral - if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and whyThis is tough. Maybe a pizza? The underlying things are the same: crust, sauce, cheese, but the toppings can vary and I’d like to think those toppings represent my friends who make my life all the more flavorful! Nymph - old-fashioned or modern decorIt all depends on how it’s handled really. Overall though, I guess I do like a more modern sort of look since there are so many possibilities with it. More often than not, it makes everything seem so nice and neat while adding a unique spin on things. Seawater - scariest movie you’ve ever watchedI honestly don’t know. Not a big horror movie fan and the last movie that was in the horror movie genre was really lame in all honesty. I guess I could go by what scared me the most after viewing it when I was young and that movie was Gremlins, though I enjoy the movie nowadays. Siren - in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mageRogue! I just find it more enjoyable over all. It’s a well rounded class in a way that does allow for more clever or unconventional solutions to problems should they arise. They can attack when possible, but I do also enjoy the sneaky - sneaky approach on occasion. Aquamarine - describe your dream dateAgain, I am not really seeking out relationships or anything so I haven’t really thought about this sort of thing. Still, I guess it would be the same things I enjoy doing with friends. Maybe talking a long walk somewhere, possibly the wilderness, exploring an interesting shopping district, maybe even going to an attraction of some sort or just staying home to play video games. I guess I’m happy with whatever and bonus if  food is somehow related during or afterwards.Tidal - what is a color that best describes your personalityI’m gonna have to say blue. I won’t specify the shade of blue though because that is the beauty of it. It can be calm as the sky, or as deep, mysterious, and unreachable as the sea. There are different interpretations, and meanings behind each one and I feel I can relate in a way with the many layers and experiences within my own life. Azure - what is something that you do that makes you happyA lot of things make me happy. Reading a good book, seeing an OTP get together, drinking some tea or hot chocolate, playing video games, hanging out with friends, watching a Disney or Dreamworks movie. A ton of things and I’m not picky since I’ll enjoy them as they come. Coastline - what is your favorite flowerGiven my URL, it would be absolutely criminal to say anything besides lilacs! Still, I do enjoy several others such as snapdragons, azaleas, and lotuses. Voyage - what are your favorite namesI really like unique names. This is probably because I have the simplest, most plain name in the world >Cerulean - do you believe in true loveEhh this is iffy. Can’t really say I’ve experienced basic love outside of the feelings people may express toward friends or family. To say that true love exists for me would then seem like a huge stretch. I guess maybe it can exist for others and their relationships, but that is all conjecture since I can never really feel what others do and I am merely a bystander taking a logical look at something highly based on emotion. Shoreline - if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and whyTough choice. I’d have to pick Chinese though since I do have a love for the language and culture and hope to travel there again in the future. Also, it’s a pain to learn normally so if I could just magically learn it, that would be wonderful!Tsunami - describe a dream outfit of yoursI don’t really care what I wear, like at at. I guess fandom wear and shirts with creative graphics on them are nice. Still, if it can be outside of casual wear and all that then Give. Me. Frickin’. Armor. I don’t even care if I can never wear it, it’d be awesome as all heck!Hurricane - describe a strange habit of yoursI always wear a ring that has a spinning component to it so I do like to fiddle with that a lot more than I should. Thanks for the ask, ya nerd! You listed pretty much everything on there so it took a while to do, but I had a ton of fun doing it!

[stargazerdaisy]

Tagged by @alkenifanfiction

Answer their 11 questions, make 11 new ones, tag people

1. Ketchup on Scrambled Eggs: Yea or Nay?

I have done it when I was a kid, but I’ve never loved it.  I prefer copious, ridiculous amounts of melted cheddar cheese on my scrambled eggs.  Fun fact: I almost never use ketchup anymore.  I have mostly replaced it with barbecue sauce (Salt Lick BBQ to be specific).

2. Do you polyship much?

There is exactly one polyship that I am into: the Skye/Ward/Lincoln OT3 (in its various forms).  The idea used to squick me out, but now I’ve come around on it.  But I haven’t found another group that I love.  

3. Change one Historical Event: Which one?

Aw man, this is tough.  Changing a single event will change a lot more.  And if all the time-travel shows I’ve watched have taught me anything, it’s that there are always unintended consequences, especially when it comes to saving people who otherwise died.  

4. Make one fictional tech real?

Let’s go with Fitz’s Mouse Hole.  That’s pretty cool.

5. Comic Books? Good or Bad?

Not really my thing.  Not empirically good or bad, but just not something I love.

6. How disgusted does Trump make you?

More so every day.

7. Favorite video-game?

Tetris.  No competition.  It’s the one game that I’m actually legit good at. 8. Favorite lame joke?

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?  Neck-tarines.

9. Favorite ‘never sailed’ Ship?

Kara/Trip.  @evieoh​ and I jumped on that crack ship and we love it.  Unless you want to count brotps too, in which case it is most definitely Kara-Skye.  I need them as sisters, best friends, whatever in all the stories.

10. Did you care at all about the Superbowl?

Yep.  I love football, specifically the NFL.  So I watch a lot of games throughout the season and always enjoy the Superbowl.  

11. Tea, Coffee, Soda/pop, Energy Drinks, Other, None of the Above?

I don’t drink tea or coffee at all.  I love soda.  I could drink Dr Pepper or Coke Vanilla Zero all the time.  But that’s not exactly good for me.  So I typically drink a soda in the morning (the carbonation is mostly what I am looking for, though sometimes the caffeine) and then water for the rest of the day.  Energy drinks - I’ve found them useful when I’m really exhausted.  They don’t hype me up as much as keep me from crashing.  But they make me jittery and weird, so I try hard not to drink them.

My questions:

Finger puppets or marionettes?

Favorite board game?

What kinds of things do you have hanging on your walls?

If you didn’t have work or other responsibilities, would you spend more or less time watching tv and movies?

What ice cream flavor or candy best represents you as a person and why?

Favorite kind of bread?

What is a talent or skill you’ve always wanted?

Gloves or mittens?

Have you ever pulled an awesome prank?  Tell us about it.

If there was one meal you had to eat every day for the rest of your life (not every meal, just every day), what would it be?

Is there a place or event you’ve always dreamed of visiting?

I tag: @evieoh, @vesperass-anuna, @agenthaywood, @athgeor, @nathyfaith, @skyeward-otp, @airaze-blog, @moneldaxam, @orlissa, @mframe, @abberryyang

#ask daisy #I'm always down for a good ask meme #alkeni the egomaniac

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Tagged

I was tagged by @lethesomething, so heyy.

10 Random Facts about myself:

I play the violin. But I’m a beginner that’s still stuck on scales and twinkle twinkle little star.

Way back in the fifth grade, I once won an award for being Most Industrious, and I still don’t know how and why I was given this.

I got my phobia of spiders from when a kid placed a rubber spider on top of my head as a prank. It got tangled in my hair and i was never the same since.

There are a pack of morning glory seeds I have yet to plant lying somewhere at home.

The first language I learned was English, as opposed to my country’s national language, which I learned when I was five or six. (Shocking but not really, since I live in a bilingual country. But still.)

My first phone lived for a week before it died because I accidentally dropped a cow-shaped sharpener on the screen.

My friends tell me that one of my special skills is my uncanny ability to trip over anything and nothing at random times.

When I was still a first year in college (which is to say, last school year) I bought one whole rotisserie chicken and ate it by myself. Worst choice ever. But my favorite food story to tell. Strangely enough, this experience hasn’t stopped me from wanting to eat a bucket of chicken on my own.

I have kept a writing/drawing/creative journal for the past four years, I’m on my fourth journal I think?

The first story I ever wrote was Barbie Princess and the Pauper fan fiction. I think it was about the magical power of friendship embodied in a magical staff. There were royal sleepovers, singing, kidnapping, self-sacrifice, and great magical defense type moves. I never finished it.

5 OTPS/SHIPS:

(in no particular order, also Mustang/Hawkeye for life)

YachixEveryone except the Karasuno third years. (HQ!!). Shocking.

Alice/Oz/Gilbert (Pandora Hearts)

Lissa/Lon’qu (FE: Awakening)

Yato/Hiyori (Noragami)

Mitsuhide/Kiki (Akagami no Shirayukihime)

Lethey’s Eleven Questions:

Which piece of fiction do you wish you’d written, and why? Hmmm. Mine? Because no amount of love for any series will make me wish I created it myself.

Coffee or tea? Tea. I like coffee too, but tea.

What’s your favourite game of all time and why? It’s a tie between Harvest Moon and Fire Emblem. I would say Zelda, but I watched my brother play it more than I’ve played it. Harvest Moon because it’s aesthetic, and I love how I can bounce between really relaxed to I-really-needed-to-buy-some-turnip-seeds stressed. Fire Emblem, because trying to be a badass strategist is awesome. Also turn-based games are my jam. (I can’t decide, so uh, have 2-3 of my favorite games of all time)

If you could have any kind of hairdo, what would it be? It’d be like Kill La Kill’s Ryuko’s hair when transformed, except less blown away, less flashy and longer. Also, I’d dye my hair grey, and blue in the inside (probably).

Your de-stress method of choice? Lying in bed and thinking of everything and nothing (or food and the various methods of preparation, presentation, and taste). Also listening to EDM or Classical Music.

Favourite guilty pleasure? That book, film of album that you really love but kinda have to hide when the cool people come over? I immensely enjoyed the first arc of Sword Art Online, because of all the things that could have happened. Also, I played Hakuoki and loved the hell out of it.

Biggest anime crush? Do I even. Eliot Nightray from Pandora Hearts. I love him so much.

Which dish or recipe do you wish you knew how to prepare flawlessly? Macaroni Soup. Or any kind of soup for that matter.

Chinese or western horoscope? Western. Only because I’m not really exposed to the Chinese one. I’m a scorpio? I was probably a sheep.

Is there a song that inspired you in life? If so which one? You Raise Me Up from Romeo X Juliet. The Japanese and the English Versions. Also I Can’t Help Falling in Love with You just sets  off millions of feels in me.

Is there a historic figure you’d like to have coffee with? Who? I’d drink coffee with uh, Shakespeare. I can ask what made him write them grim plays. And whether or not he liked Romeo and Juliet. 

My 11 Questions

Do you have any morbid or weird fascinations? For example, I have this weird fascination with the idea of human sacrifices, vessels, and stuff like that.

Favorite flower, and why?

Do you like puns? Why or why not?

How do you describe stuff/ what’s your favorite descriptive style in writing? (e.g. very detailed, with light, color, etc.)

Swords, lances, or axes?

Which do you prefer: soup, sauce, or a soup of sauce?

*eyebrow wiggle*, *finger guns*, or *winks*?

That color you say you hate but actually like.

What’s a hobby that not many people know you dabble in?

If you were going to be executed, would you rather face a firing squad or drink poison?

If you were given a chance to live again what would you want to be? (e.g. athlete, musician, ballerina, etc.)

I’m tagging @haruhi02 @smeboo1004 just because. Also, I like bothering you guys. So eh. @allthefujoshiunite if you don’t mind. @24-7-drunk-bangtan, heyyy. @usualcassey, hi jags. Do this if you want to. Happy answering!!