next episode dazai will stand up, wipe the prop blood off his clothes, look to the camera and say "its bungonly just beginning" and everyone will cheer
“They hurt your feelings, Bella Donna?” Osamu asks, between neck kisses.
You sniffled and nodded into his chest. You straddled your fiance’s lap with your hands wrapped around his long neck.
“I don't understand, Osamu. I handed out flyers and made cookies for the possible new club members too.” You cried, tears staining his light brown trenchcoat.
“It's okay, Bella Donna.” Your fiance says in a comforting tone, planting a kiss on the top of your head.
“How dare they make my darling bella donna cry.” Mafia Port Executive Osamu Dazai thinks. One hand wrapped around your waist while the other rubs soft caresses on your back, his mind already plotting ways to handle your fellow college classmates for embarrassing you and making you cry.
NO FUCKING SHOT PENGUIN CLASSICS MENTIONED AND I QUOTE 'HIT ANIME SERIES BUNGO STRAY DOGS' IN THE DESCRIPTION OF THEIR UPCOMING TRANSLATION OF NO LONGER HUMAN NONE OF US ARE SEEING HEAVEN
The only thing I can think of when Chuuya shot those three bullets was that it's the most Port Mafia shit he could do. Like isn't their whole execution thing is three shots to the chest and then a kick to the head or something???? Like isn't that what they do to traitors??? So yeah, he would do that to Dazai once he got a gun. Shoot the traitor. I support it. Consistency is important.
*gnawing at own forearm* do you ever think about the fact that the only time we clearly see oda in the main series is right when dazai's about to go on a speech that presents bsd's underlying philosophy & driving force for the agency?
"An ex-hitman has no right to turn good." ...do you really think that? That's utter nonsense.
of course it's nonsense – because turning good is what oda wanted for himself, even before he wanted it for dazai. oda didn't want to kill; he wanted to write. of course turning good is achievable – because that's what oda was trying to do. for dazai, that's proof enough that it's possible. he believes it because oda did.
and then!! he keeps going!!!
so you want to be good. you killed people and you want to be good and you don't think you can be, because of who you've been until now.
What should one do when what they want is at odds with reality?
you do what oda did, what the agency does: you fight for it, because that's all you can do.
What do we fight for? How should we live? Nobody can give us the answers to these questions – all we have is the right to agonize over them.
all you can do is try to make it happen, stumbling the entire way, getting lost trying to find your answers. recklessly dashing through the gutter, like stray dogs caked in mud.
this is what dazai believes, because he's seen it happen – with oda, and then with the agency. the ADA gives out second chances to anyone who's trying to be good, to fight to create meaning for themselves.
oda told dazai to be good, and the agency gave him the opportunity to act on it. so when he's trying to convince kyouka that she, too, can be good – that she can join the agency and leave the darkness she's been living in... of course he thinks of oda. of course.
two years after breaking up with your ex, osamu, you have moved on with your life. you finally get a big role in an up coming tv show after years of small insignificant roles. when you find out that your co-star is suna rintaro, your ex's best friend who you despise, you plan on dropping the role. however, suna isn't exactly how you remember and for some reason you start catching feelings.
pairings: suna x fem!reader & osamu x fem!reader
genre: angst! written + smau
tropes: actor!suna, actor!osamu, enemies to lovers, exes to lovers
warnings: 18+, love triangle, miscommunication, cheating, toxic relationships, unrequited love, explicit sexual scenes, asshole charactes