#oooooooo nice

[givethispromptatry]

"There must be a world in which I am happy."

"You are. In mine."

#submitted prompt #submission #oooooooo! nice rebuttal! #writing prompt #story prompt #dialogue prompt

[captain-k8kat]

Drawing ragbros happy and together is my weakness. Skip past reconciliation and going straight to the hugs

#k8kat talks #ragbros #drawing dilucs b day art and oooooooo i need them to be happy #they can have nice things sometimes #ill give the ragbros nice things #as a treat #and as an apology for killing diluc in my last drawing ❤️

[demodraws0606]

Everytime I see someone make light of Ron and q!BBH's fucked up relationship or twist it in a way that makes q!BBH look better, I lose 10 years of my life.

#q!bbh #q!badboyhalo #bbh #badboyhalo #qsmp #this is why i wanted ron to be a hallucination #bc of people like this. y'all can't behave #like i see people say “enemies to friends” or like “lol q!bbh is so nice he ended up being friends with the person he kidnapped” #and i just #OOoooooo #like even people saying how q!BBH didn't doom Ron or that him somehow treating Ron “”“better”“” than the FEDs #or how q!Pac was the one to put Ron in danger in trying to get revenge #i'm gonna just take away Ron and q!BBH away from you guys until you learn how to form good opinions about fucked up relationships #rant #rant post #tw negative

[phoenixcatch7]

Minor non story spoilers for the gerudo archaeologist quest.

I was finally exploring the gerudo highlands and I thought I'd stop by the old eighth heroine statue - the one we proved was apparently Link (??!). I've got the vows tagging along, I'm excited to show them!

I get there and say a sentence I did not ever expect to say:

"But why the face though. Like, why has my face fallen off."

See, I remember this statue featuring in the very first reveal trailer of totk, long before the name, and people were going insane over the idea of there being some sort of secret cave behind the statue, that it was of ganondorf, that ganons mortal form was buried under there, that there was zonai stuff inside. So I was quite upset that it wasn't a normal erosion at the feet and instead Nintendo had removed my face to put a giant mirror there instead.

Whatever, I light it up, anticipating the kind of treasure that would be hiding in the head of the giant ancient statue of link, important enough that it was decided upon so early in development and even featured in the VERY FIRST trailer of the game!

There's a bandit armour chest!! It's guarded by gibdo!! Wow, it must be good! I wonder what I'll get! The cap of the wild?? A diamond circlet? A piece of dragon armour?!

It's

It's tingles hood.

NINTENDO YOU TROLL BASTARDS

#It's been a long time since I've felt so genuinely aghast from a game XD #Normally devs being trolls gets a snort and an eye roll. Haha well done more aggravated people would be really annoyed #But oooooooo they got me good. I stared at it for a good few seconds. APPALLED. #Whether on purpose or not they put YEARS of build up into that joke. Ooooo I wanted to set it on fire and see if I got something better lma #Slow clap for the dev team. Well done. You got me good. #loz #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk #loz totk #loz tears of the kingdom #It's not that I dislike tingle it's just he never ever met a fashion designer #A truly incredible feat for such a simple straightforward outfit of a nice colour. #For once not even the hero of hyrule can make that look good. And that is no mean feat.

[magicstar16]

I GOT THE CHOMPY

Her name is flora :)

#she’s my baby #baby girl baby #baby oooooooo tiny baby #bug fables #bug fables chompy #I have no idea how to battle with her yet but it will be nice to have a support member for the final boss #if you message me spoilers I will grind you up and feed you to Flora

[aria0fgold]

I don't think/know-if any of these fit with your Doll AU, but I have a collection of doll-related songs, and I think you might like them.

Paper Doll by The Mills Brothers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-7FyioBGOM

Party Doll by Buddy Knox

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=subQklC5U_g

It's Only a Paper Moon by Cliff Edwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvnnOLjHHNI

He's a Demon - He's a Devil - He's a Doll by Betty Hutton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYM7y7QY0l0

I've Got No Strings by Barbra Streisand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAth5ZG7qw

Valley of the Dolls by MARINA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uaw6e-8IvX8

Master of Puppets by Metallica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0ozmU9cJDg

Ooooooo!!! I listened to all of em and can definitely say that Party Doll, He's a Demon - He's a Devil - He's a Doll, and I've Got No Strings doesn't fit at all (I don't think Party Doll and I've Got No Strings can fit cuz the former song is about partying and Doll AU Hero prefers to keep things lowkey and the latter song is about freedom and yea that can't fit)

I think He's a Demon - He's a Devil - He's a Doll caaaan fit a lil bit? A tiny tiny bit. It only fits if Hero decides to get close to his targets but the thing here is that the less connection the people he kills has to him, the better cuz then the police won't be able to trace back anything to him.

Paper Doll and Master of Puppets kinda fits too! The line in Paper Doll: "When I come home at night, she will be waiting, She'll be the truest doll in all this world" is so fitting for Hero in the AU.

And the lines in Master of Puppets:

Needlework the way, never you betray Life of death becoming clearer Pain monopoly, ritual misery Chop your breakfast on a mirror

+

Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing

I can see that fitting Hero as he kills his targets for his dear Mari doll.

Valley of the Dolls fits a lot though! And It's Only a Paper Moon is a really sweet song but if placed in the context of the AU turns a lil morbid and I love it too. It's like Hero telling a dead corpse to believe in him as he's trapped in a never-ending make-believe anyway.

#arianswer #anon #i love all these songs tho! the vibes are so nice and fun. thank you for these anon! #ngl i love being sent songs cuz im bad at finding ones myself so its like: oooooooo i can vibe with these #its only a paper moon and ive got no strings are such lovely songs tho

[cloneboywonder]

Can I be a b*tch and say I’m a little goofed that my step brothers grandma didn’t buy me dinner when she like is always going out w my dad and he’s always always buying hers 😭

#but I was so so so fun and silly with the waitress and I got a little drink and I left her a nice tip she was so nice #ough I’m so tired I love being back at work bc I missed my students but dear god I cannot get up at 6 am for the rest of my life #I want to play on google docs but I’m hanging out w my steal brother and his grandma and I would die I can’t do that #tomorrow I will see if this little baby town has a record store #I tried to ask a guy at the restaurant and but didn’t know :/ like bro you live here ….. #idk #OOOOOOOO I went to my beautiful fye today my buddy was finally there I haven’t seen him in over a month #I brought him the bracket I made him #I made him a Cork tree vinyl charm bc he loves records #the gold maroon pressing my favorite of course #he thought it was cute i was like omg I brought you this #and he like immediately held out his hand so I could put it on him LMAOOOO INLOVE PPL #and then like later he was like what’s this pressing called and I was like oh I think it’s just called the gold maroon pressing #so fun I love ppl #ough #my posts

[taylormarieee]

Unspoken Feelings...

part 5.

social media au: Charlie Bushnell x Fem!Actress!Reader

Previously on Unspoken Feelings...

Your sitting there contemplating on whether or not you should really answer Charlie or not. You finally turn back on your phone and see a whole bunch of worried and missed calls from Walker, Dior, Leah, and Charlie... Oh god what have you done... Just as you were about to call them back you hear a knock on the door... Who could that be?

Now...

You get up and open the door seeing a worried Dior standing at the door.

"Oh thank god your ok!" she yells ut hugging you. You stumble back from the force of her hug a little bit and hug her back.

"I'm sorry. I just, I don't know how to tell Charlie." You say breaking down into tears again.

"Shhh... It's ok girl. He's on his way here. You have to just push through for now. You've got an interview coming up in a few hours so get some sleep and we'll figure it out later ok?" She says trying to reassure you in the best way possible. "I'll stay with you tonight, I love you!" She says lastly before guiding you to your bed.

"Ugh I love you too. What would I do without you?" You say smiling weakly. Your eyes flutter shut and you let sleep overtake you.

The next morning has arrived and you wake up. You don't see Dior next to you anymore so you assumed she went back home to tell her dad that she's ok.

You get up and brush your teeth and do your whole face routine before going back to your nightstand to pick up your phone.

You still see all the texts from Walker and Leah, and Charlie... You decide to call Charlie first. You press his name and listen to the phone ring.

When you feel like he's not going to answer you decide to hang up the phone but your thumb is stopped by the sound of his voice on the phone.

"Y/N!? Are you ok??? P-Please tell me your ok." The phone breaks up a bit but you hear his worried tone.

"Morning Charlie. I'm ok, I turned off my phone. I'm sorry for making you all worried especially you." You say feeling the tears come up in your eyes again.

You sniffle and try to get the words out but Charlie is quick to say something first.

"Pretty girl? Why are you crying?" He asks his heart feeling hurt as he hears your sniffles on the other line.

"I-I just, I don't know how to deal with all these feelings I have. The feelings I have f-for you..." You mutter out.

"You have feelings for me too? Cuz I also have feelings for you. I was scared to tell you because idk, you were giving me mixed feelings i guess. One minute were flirting and he next I feel like I'm in the friend zone again. You know what I mean?" He says as he paces around his hotel room.

"Yea, I know what you mean. The only reason I did that was because I always overthink things. I never knew if some days you were just flirting with me or just being nice. I never knew which one was happening so some days I would flirt and other days I'd shut myself out. I'm sorry Charlie."

"It's ok pretty girl. I love you yn. With all m heart. Your my future and probably the love of my life." He says chuckling into the phone.

That causes you to giggle and you feel all flustered. "I guess I'll see you at the Interview?"

"Yea, I'll see you there."

"Bye Charlie."

"Bye baby."

Your mood suddenly lifts at his voice. At the way he called you baby, pretty girl and the way he comforted you. God what did you do to deserve a man like Charlie.

You decide to text the groups chat and let everyone know your ok. Finally you check the time and start to get ready. You ordered some breakfast and indulged while you watched some TikTok.

| Y/N |

♡💬 Liked by aryansimhadri, leahsavajeffries, dior.n.goodjohn and others.

y/n- Me and Charlie on our way to an interview!!!

roseyposey- eeeeeee can't wait to watch it!

loveydoveydove- Oooooooo so excited! Glad everything's ok!

leahsavajeffries- You look gorgeous!

↪y/n- Thank you pooks.

walker.scobell- Hey gremlin:)

↪y/n- Hey waterboy;)

iamcharliebushnell- Stream the 7th episode of Percy Jackson and the Olympians now!!!

IlovePJO1- I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE FINALE!

↪y/n- YESSS! ME TOO! I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO SEE IT!

| Y/N |

♡💬 Liked by walker.scobell, leahsavajeffries, aryansimhadri, and others.

y/n- No, I didn't forget Walker! This post goes out to my favourite little boy! WALKER SCOBELL! I love this little kid sooo much! He's so funny, incredibly kind and very mischievous! I loved being on set with him it was honestly just an amazing time with everyone! I love you so much Walker! Your so talented and the closet boy I call a brother. Love you Walker💕 My little son of poseidon🪸

walker.scobell- I LOVE THIS! THANK YOU! I love you too! And for you information I AM NOT MISCHIEVOUS! You little gremlin!

↪y/n- Ok waterboy! Keep telling yourself that!

dior.n.goodjohn- Little bro! This is so cute! Love you @ walker.scobell

↪walker.scobell- Love you too Dior!

leahsavajeffries- LUV YOU @ walker.scobell

↪walker.scobell- LUV YOU TOO WISE GIRL!

iamcharliebushnell- I WITERALLY WUV YOU @ walker.scobell

↪walker.scobell- and I WITERALLY WUV YOU MORE CHARLIE

aryansimhadri- YOU MY ROMAN EMPIRE WALKER!

↪walker.scobell- WUV YOU!

| iamcharliebushnell |

♡💬 Liked by y/n, walker.scobell, dior.n.goodjohn, roseyposey, and others.

iamcharliebushnell- It's official! Me and @ y/n are together. I love her so much and these are some of my favourite memories with her this week. I love you so much my love, and don't worry, we can do this.💕

y/n- I love you so much Charlie. I'm going to miss you so much when you leave. I'll be calling you everyday and thinking about you non-stop. I love how kind and caring you are bubba. I love you my little hermes boy! My mischievous thief:) Mwah!💋

↪leahsavajeffries- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

↪walker.scobell- There literally so cute OMGGGGG!

↪dior.n.goodjohn- LITERALLY MY ROMAN EMPIRE!

roseyposey- THEY LEGIT TOLD ME HOW SINGLE I AM IN 30 LANGUAGES!

Loveydoveydove- AHHHHHHHHHH! THERE FINALLY TOGETHERRR!

↪roseyposey- THERE SO CUTE RIGHTTTTT???!!!!!

Taglist: @lizziesfirstwife @angelicdanvers @prettyinsatiable @angelinajolie0213 @maryann2013 @kneehe-nehar7 @rhydianissuperior @urmomsbananabread @reader-bookling123 @istillremberthefirstfallofsnow @csifandom @repostingmyfavs @leo-lvr @glorywielder101 @aanoia @madelainelupin16 @ahh-chickens @callsignwidow

A/N: Heyyyyy! I'm extremely sick but I thought I'd pop out with this! Idk when I'll be able to get around to the fic because I'm almost finished writing it but I just lost motivation to finish it. I believe it's because I'm so sick but idk! Hope you all enjoy!

~COMMENTS AND REBLOGS ARE MUCH APPRECIATED~

#charlie bushnell x reader #charlie bushnell #social media fic #social media au #pjo x reader #pjo series

[robobarbie]

ROMANCE/ANGST. being the light of nightowl’s life, the most important person to this man, but being just as insecure as him, so when he starts interacting with a pretty person in the server you’re left there wondering if you’re really worthy of him. (i’m projecting again, i’m the anon who sent the nightowl deep dive 5 times, i really hope it doesn’t happen again😭)

side note (this is the most e-dating, discord, online relationship-ass prompt ever)

# general

--- mystic_pizza has joined the server ---

Quest Oh?

nightowl whoa! a new member???

lovelylola hello!!

two2 nice 2 meet u!!

mystic_pizza hehe, hi everyone <3

BIGLADY how'd you find the server? O_O

June Yeah, didn't @BloomBot disable invites?

BloomBot It was getting stale around here.

xyx LMAO

NakedToaster LMAO

salociN Hello ! Mystic Pizza !

onionthief "Stale". That's an opinion for sure.

nightowl ??

onionthief Would just like to know how BloomBot has decided our presence is "stale".

onionthief We've done nothing different, kept chatting at the same rate (I've checked), and always focused on the webnovel to a degree.

onionthief I don't understand how that's "stale".

NakedToaster bro just answered the question by speaking

xyx bro doesn't see what we see

onionthief What?

BIGLADY @mystic_pizza who's your favorite character?

mystic_pizza Damien. So easy.

nightowl oooooooo, mine too!!

nightowl why do u like him?

mystic_pizza i just think he's misunderstood... breakups aren't super straightforward a lot of the time, you know

nightowl I AGREEEEEEEEEE

mystic_pizza like, it's not even up for debate!!! people are just being rude to damien for no reason!!!

nightowl my god

nightowl where have you been...

June hahaha

mystic_pizza are selfies ok btw?

BIGLADY yeah!!

two2 hey bloombot wh y did u always allow selfies?

two2 isn't that like a personal ident thing or someth

--- BloomBot is now offline ---

two2 what..

xyx @mystic_pizza post face so we can read your aura

xyx i got them aura glasses on

NakedToaster that's just not a real thing

xyx wow

xyx post a selfie of yours then and let me read you

NakedToaster fine

NakedToaster

(pic from xiaeom)

NakedToaster read me bitch

xyx holy shit

xyx holy fucking shit

BIGLADY what do you see?? O-O

salociN A very handsome man !

June Salo!! Remember, toasty is NB!!

salociN Oh , my sincerest apologies . I'm still learning.

salociN A very handsome person .

NakedToaster fuck yeah salo, you are so right

xyx no no no. no. all of you, shut the fuck up.

xyx i see

xyx i see a person with

xyx with

xyx with no balls

NakedToaster motherfucker

BIGLADY that's not an aura reading...

xyx absolutely no balls in sight

BIGLADY @mystic_pizza!!!! WHERE'S THE SELFIE!!!!!

NakedToaster yeah xyx's time on earth is a little limited

xyx you'll never find me

mystic_pizza hehe, okay! <3

mystic_pizza

mystic_pizza that's me on th e right

nightowl omg i love ur smile!! so cute!!

BIGLADY agreed!!! U R RADIANT!!! <3

mystic_pizza awww, thank u!!! u are all so nice around here!!!

nightowl we just wanna make sure everyone has a good time u know?

nightowl and damien enjoyers must be protected!!!

mystic_pizza i agree!!

mystic_pizza ah, fixed my flair

nightowl OMG

nightowl U AND ME!!!

mystic_pizza U AND ME!!!! XD

nightowl do u wanna call rq?

two2 can i join?

nightowl YA!

mystic_pizza yea sure hehe

nightowl @lovelylola you wanna call too cutie?

June The "cutie" in chat again..

onionthief Please keep that to DMs.

nightowl blah blah blah

lovelylola i'm kinda tired, i think i'm gonna sleep

nightowl awww okay

nightowl i'll call u later!!

BIGLADY gnight lola!!!

Quest Rest well!

salociN Have sweet dreams !

lovelylola good night!

xyx holy fuck

xyx @mystic_pizza

mystic_pizza yes?

xyx your aura

xyx your aura is just

xyx it's like the color of a

xyx of a war crime

mystic_pizza huh?

NakedToaster i have ur new IP bitch

xyx FUCK

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you close the laptop and sigh. it's okay for nightowl to have fun and meet other people, it's just...

gah. mystic pizza's selfie wouldn't leave your head. they're so cute... and seem to pair up pretty well with nightowl. you're sure the call is just going too well... at least you're assured it won't go too far since two2 is there.

but that's barely a reassurance. nightowl doesn't hesitate to flirt when he wants to, regardless of who's around.

you thrum your fingers on the desk and gnaw on your bottom lip. should you actually join the call? no, then you'd look insecure. do you already look insecure? is everyone wondering if nightowl likes mystic pizza more than you?

you look down at your frumpy clothes with a tired expression. ugh. maybe it's okay for him to flirt, if he wants to. this is what he's stuck with after all. who wouldn't want to flirt with someone who looks like that?

you try to ignore the pang in your chest as you stand up and get ready for bed.

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LOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

#i blacked out then this was on my screen #bp ask #anon ask #nightowl #bp angst hour #does this count as angst hour #LMFAO

[raineandsky]

could we get a flirty villain X oblivious cinnamon roll hero please ? I'll give you a cookie 🍪

oooooooo one of my favourite tropes!! i love dumbasses who are just blind to the most obvious things, hope you enjoy :D

“Beautiful evening for it, isn’t it?”

The hero whirls to meet their new foe, fists raised, but the villain only throws them a sweet smile. Almost a smirk, like they know something the hero doesn’t.

“There’s no need for that, is there?” they purr. “I’m only commenting on the view.”

The villain isn’t even looking at the view, as beautiful as it apparently is. The hero slowly lowers their fists. They haven’t seen too much trouble from this villain before, they suppose.

The villain’s heels click against the concrete as they saunter closer. The hero pins their gaze to the sunset. The way their nemesis is watching them is a little too intense for their liking. “It’s nice at night, too, from up here,” the hero says, because the silence is stretching a little too long and they’re getting awkward about it. “The city looks crazy from here when it’s all lit up.”

The villain hums idly, pausing next to them to actually take in the scenery beyond. The hero glances at them and– oh. No, they’re not admiring the view. They’re still staring.

The hero shuffles on their feet and averts their gaze. More silence. The hero opens their mouth to make another painful attempt at conversation.

"You know,” the villain thankfully says instead, “there’s a really cute little restaurant downtown. Italian. It’s on that corner opposite the convenience store.”

The hero’s brow knits slightly. “The Pizza House?”

The villain’s face brightens. “That’s it! I forgot the name.” They finally, finally, turn their gaze out to the city. “I’ve been watching you from the sidelines for a while, [Hero]. You impress me. I thought you might like to join me down there tomorrow night.”

A challenge. Or a trap. The villain’s inviting them to one of their crimes. There’s something going on here—what’s the catch?

“I’ve heard the food is to die for,” the villain’s saying. “The cocktails are supposedly explosive.”

Explosive? God, the villain’s going to blow the place to smithereens. Then again, the hero is being handed the perfect chance to put a stop to this inane plan. Best to go along with it.

“Oh, yeah.” That doesn’t sound believable even to their own ears. “When were you thinking?”

The villain hums shortly, tilting their head in thought. “About seven? I’d like my food to go down before we continue with the rest of our evening.”

They grace the hero with a wink and a confident smirk. Oh god, are they planning to blow up two buildings?

“Where, uh, where were you thinking of taking the rest of the evening?” It’s too obvious a question, but the villain doesn’t seem to mind. They’re amused by it, if anything.

“I don’t know,” the villain says with a dramatic sigh. “Your place?”

The villain must’ve seen the way the hero’s eyes widened at that. They only just hold down the incensed “WHAT” threatening to announce itself.

Did the villain just tell the hero that they intend to blow up their house?

The hero clears their throat for a moment. The villain grins like this is exactly the reaction they wanted. “Sure,” they manage eventually. “Sounds… exciting.”

The villain’s gaze is on them again, striking as ever, and the hero has to once again look away. It’s a little nerve wracking, being studied so closely. They can see the villain’s light smile out of the corner of their eye.

“It will be.” The villain’s fingers brush against the hero’s arm, and the hero shivers. A promise—of mass destruction, by the sounds of it. “I’ll make sure of that, darling.”

The villain throws one last arrogant smirk at the hero before they’re off, strolling back across the rooftop and leaving the hero alone once again.

The hero’s phone is out as soon as the villain is out of sight. No point in wasting time.

“Yeah,” they say quickly. “I’m going to need every hero available honed in on the Pizza House at seven tomorrow evening. I think something big is coming.”

#creative writing #writblr #writers on tumblr #writing #writing community #heroes and villains #hero x villain #.............. can i have my cookie now plz #i literally sat on this for like 4 days. idk why. brain farted and i couldnt think of ANY ideas #reading my favourite trope: haha yea!!! fuck yea!!!! #writing my favourite trope apparently: ough.......... whadda hell.............

[bro-atz]

edit: you can now read the extended version of this here!

YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOOK ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPECTACULAR WITH A CHEST TATTOO

SONG MINGI.

AND NOT LIKE THAT STUPID WOLF THAT SAN HAD BUT LIKE MAYBE SOMETHING MECHANICAL LIKE IMAGINE THAT MAN WITH A SLEEVE AND CHEST TATT WHERE IT'S JUST GEARS AND STEEL OOOOOOOO BOY MINGI WOULD FUCKIN ANNIHILATE W THAT LOOK

like god okay imagine this right— imagine song mingi is a lawyer but oops lawyers gotta look professional but he's got the full sleeve and the chest and shoulder and all the works, but he can never expose that in court oh no! no, he has to wear the full three piece suit and keep the shirt and tie tight as fuck

and his dumbass only wears white buttonups (he can't wear a black shirt to court that'll make him look like a mafia member) so he can't even take the jacket off so his muscles are constantly strained under the shirt and jacket and everyone really wants him to take the jacket off but he CAN'T because of the damn chest tattoo! (why'd he get the tattoos then become a lawyer tsktsk)

but one day, the two of you are working late on a doozy of a case like this case is absolutely mind boggling and lowkey it's stressing him out. his hair is a mess, he's wearing his glasses, and oh god, he's finally taking the jacket off. he was lowkey sweating under the jacket, so his white shirt is slightly transparent and ugh THE TATTOO she's starting to peek through

but you gotta keep your eyes to yoself just remain calm and oH LORD IS HE LOOSENING HIS TIE IS HE UNBUTTONING THE FIRST COUPLE OF BUTTONS OF HIS SHIRT?!

and you get a peek— a slight peek— of the tattoo. you see the black ink peaking out from the corner, and when he bends over so he can grab a folder from your side of the table, you look down and see the artwork a little better and oh shit.... oh shit it's so hot wtf

"a-attorney song... i'm gonna brb"

"we're in the middle of this fucking case wdym you're gonna brb"

"b-bathroom—"

"you can pee when we're done. sit your ass back down and find me this fucking piece of evidence"

lordy you don't need to pee you need him to rail you into the files and documents but you can't tell him that— plus, he told you to sit your ass back down, so your ass is SAT.

maybe you'll just fantasize about him later... or maybe... if you ask nicely... he'll fuck you into the oak table... maybe...............

#now if you'll excuse me i need to go to a confessional #mingi brain rot #broatz #song mingi #ateez mingi #song mingi ateez #mingi x reader

[buckychristwrites]

Could This Be | Chap. 10 | j.t.

Pairing: Jamie Tartt x F!Reader

Summary: One minute, you're single and working for AFC Richmond as the team's medic. The next minute, you're in a fake relationship with the team's handsome striker who you know next to nothing about.

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: Discussions of Previous Emotional & Physical Domestic Violence. Cussing. Fake Dating

A/N: This is such a baby update, i didn't think it would be fair to give it it's own day soooo double post!

Masterlist | Could This Be Masterlist | Main Blog

“And what is my number one rule for not getting injured?” 

“Don’t be fuckin’ stupid.”

“There we go,” You praised the team, who were sitting in the conference room as you gave your annual presentation about concussions. Usually, you gave it towards the end of the season, when people tended to get sloppy. However, Coach Beard and Roy had approached you to ask if you’d give it early, due to the incident at the Tottenham match.

“Alright..any-“ 

The door creaked open, everyone turning to see Jamie attempting to sneak in. He froze the second he realised that all eyes were on him. Cheering, your presentation was completely forgotten about by everyone, including yourself, as the players all jumped from their seats and went to greet him. You felt like a deer in headlights just at the sight of him. The joy in his face radiated, even to you from across the room. As everyone settled down, his eyes met yours, softening.

Raising a hand up, he took a seat as he said, “Sorry, sorry. Didn’t mean to interrupt ya.”

You blinked as if you just came out of a trance.

“No worries,” You said simply. Throwing a glance back at your powerpoint, you remembered where you were and what you had been doing. “Okay. Any questions?”

Isaac raised a hand. “What if we aren’t being stupid and we get a concussion anyway?” You considered this. 

“That would suggest you weren’t not being stupid enough.” 

He nodded his head in understanding, as if you had just given him a real explanation and not just a sarcastic remark. 

“How do you suggest we not be stupid?” Colin asked. You shrugged. 

“That part is up to you!” You said as nicely as you could. It was hard doing these presentations when you knew damn well that no one paid attention during them. “But you can start by following literally all of the things I said in the powerpoint presentation.”

“What if we missed the powerpoint?” Jamie asked, hand in the air. It took everything in you to not laugh, although a few people in the room did so for you.

“You should request a private session then, since you of all people need to see it.” 

“Oooooooo, a private session!” Dani called out, followed by his teammates all shouting and laughing. 

“What could that entail?” Colin followed up.

“Don’t be fucking cheeky!” You scolded them, shaking your head with a smile on your face. Jamie was looking down at the ground, scratching the back of his neck as he laughed. “Presentation over. Get the hell outta here.” It sounded like a high school classroom, as everyone began talking excitedly as they rose from their seats and filed out of the room. Turning with a sigh, you began to unplug your laptop from the projector. It wasn’t until you were slipping it back in its case when you realised you weren’t alone.

“I was just joking, you know,” You said without looking up. “I won’t make you watch the presentation.”

“Wouldn’t be doin’ much watchin’ anyway,” He admitted from his spot towards the back. “I’d just be listenin’ to ya.”

Trying and failing to not smile, you turned to look at him, hands folded in front of you. He had a devilish grin on his face, as if he knew what he had just said would make you blush, which it did. 

“So you’re back,” You said. He nodded, looking around the conference room.

“In a sense,” He said before his eyes found you again. “I’m working with physio. They have to clear me before I can practise again.”

“You didn’t tell me you were coming back today.”

He shrugged. “I wanted to surprise ya.” A beat passed. “Maybe I was givin’ ya space too.” Something about this made you anxious, your fingers instinctively going to pick at your cuticles.

“You don’t need to do that,” You said softly. He stood up, slowly making his way down the steps towards you. You took him in. It had been days since you had seen him, and you didn’t realise how much you missed him until this moment. A magnetic force fell over your body as your legs yearned to pull you closer, but you resisted, staying in the same spot. 

Something had changed. You could see it in his body language. The way his arms were crossed over his chest like a protective jacket. Or the way he kept his distance. Whatever it was, the feeling made your chest hurt.

“I’m tryin’ not to… pressure ya, is all,” He explained.

You tried not to scoff. “Do you think you’re pressuring me anytime you talk to me?”

But there was pressure anytime you talked to him, although it certainly was not from him. It was from yourself. Your heart screaming to just let him in. 

Why is it so hard?

“No,” He said simply. “I just… worry, I guess.” 

You shifted from one foot to the other. 

“I just don’t want things between us to change,” You said, trying not to sound like your throat was closing up. 

He stared at you, before looking at the floor, shaking his head.

“But they already have, haven’t they?”

He was right. They absolutely had. And you took that sentiment to heart, it not leaving your mind for the duration of the day.

And the night.

And the next day.

And the next.

Until this moment, as you sat on the train on your way to Scotland, your suitcase and dress bag resting on the bench across from you. The phone in your lap vibrated, pulling you from your thoughts.

KJ: U on ur way? x

You: Train just took off, got about 5 hrs to go. xx

KJ: R and I just got here can’t wait for the wedding 2morrow!!!

Dropping the phone back onto your thigh, you turned to stare out the window. The city disappeared, and you were surrounded by trees and greenery. Headphones in, you shuffled your music, allowing yourself to get lost in the melodies and sceneries.

And for the whole duration of that train ride, the only thing you thought of was Jamie.

~

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[skeleboiii84]

RANDOM SHENANIGANS~✨

(I'm nu ded lol UwU you know the drill people ÚwÙ including Y/N!!) let's get this party started darlings

Fresh: babbbbezzz

Y/N: yesssss?

Fresh: did you find my-

Y/N: what-

Fresh: are- are you actually studying-???

Y/N: ....yes- yes I am and I'm in severe mental depression please cuddle me TvT

Fresh: say less suga-

Y/N: Killer! Get in the goddamn bath you STINK

Killer: *UNHINGED DEMON SCREECH*

Y/N: IT'S NOT THAT BAD-

Dust: what in the name of fuck is going on in-

Y/N: hey dust- you need a bath too actually

Dust: 👁👁

(Dust fuckin runs out the door as fast as possible)

Killer: ASSSSSHOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!

red: anytime one of you assholes fuckin give me attitude I'm hittin on Y/N-

Sans: so cool

Blue: so cool

Mutt: so cool

Stretch: so cool

Red: tf-

Sans: so cool

Red: shut up-

Stretch: so cool

Mutt: so cool-

Red: SHUT THE FUCK UP-

Ink: heya human!

Y/N: H-

Error: SCREW YOU INK-

Ink: I didn't even do anything-

Fresh: bros got it worse than me-

Dream: so you you two use pet names?

Nightmare: gross and cringe- wtf dream-

Y/N: nighty baby 🥺 there's a spider!!

Nightmare: I'll take care of it doll face-

Dream: .....

Nightmare: I'll kill you if you utter a word- OvO

Temmie: HOI!! HOOMAN IS VERY PRETTY TEMMIE WANTS DATE!

Y/N; -3- you know what- let's do it I ain't got nothin better to do

Stretch, Red, Sans, Blue, edge: . . .

Stretch: nah because I know Temmie ain't got more Rizz than us-

Edge: YYYYYYY/NNNNNNNN

Y/N: oop! GOTTA BOUNCE-

Butch: now I ain't gonna hurtcha doll~

Y/N: O3O

Butch: M'only gonna rip you open- and tear out your insides

Y/N: oooooooo lawd yes please ÚvÙ

Butch: tf-

Y/N: thanks cross..holding me like this..its nice

Cross: heh heh..don't worry I just knew ya needed a hug is all

Killer: gay-

Y/N: where tf did you come from-

Killer: the bushes-

Y/N: I'm not gonna ask-

Stretch: you can be anything you want

Y/N: can I be in Dem sweats you have on? (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

Stretch: i- you- we- uh- but- HUH-

Y/N: .-w-.

Stretch: IT WAS A JOB STATEMENT- NOT A FUCK ME STATEMENT-

Y/N: difference beeeeeinggg?

Hey y'all, I'm partly back to posting but as it goes my requests are still for the time being CLOSED and are not open but enjoy your feeding children

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[maplewozapi]

Hello!!! I just want to say that your art is beautiful and it is so cool how you incorporate your culture into your artwork!!! What would you say are some of your favorite things to draw?

Oooooooo um I definitely love drawing my ocs, they have been definitely some of my favorite characters to draw and kinda are my comfort characters. They are very precious to me like i even made them little music playlists to go a long with their personalities/voices. I also love like muscles and skeletons and simplifying them into pleasing shapes to my eyes. Like specifically the knee/calve to the ankle and arch of the foot or the arm pit to the breast like I get so excited "LOOK AT THE ARM OIT AND HOW IT CONNECT TO THE BOOB" I love when it comes out all pretty and nice. Pretty much anything doing with learning how to draw something new then going ahead and styling however I what(horsies especially)

#ask #my art #originalart

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

OoOooOoo so how does reader react to Jason scaling back Red hood? I’m sure she’s happy to not having to worry about him being shot nightly, but I’d imagine emotions are mixed. Did he decide and then talk to her? Just slowly stop going on patrol and not mention it until she brought it up? How did that conversation play out?

"Jay it's fine I can- you don't have to-"

"Mama bear," Jayson said gently, cutting you off with a kiss and taking his sleeping daughter out of your arms, "You need me at home. You need help."

"But."

"No buts," he said honestly. "It's gonna be hard. But. I can't risk you. Or the kids. And I want-" He exhaled slowly, "All I've ever known is surviving. And Dying. And now- I don't have to do that anymore. I can come home and... none of that matters. There's something worth protecting." He kissed you again and rested his forehead against yours.

"But I can-"

"You could," he said. "I know you'd walk away from it all tomorrow. Be a housewife and a full time mommy but- You'd hate it, baby. You don't WANT to stay home. You don't WANT to give up your company. And you need to create stuff. It's who you are."

"And you want to be a stay-at-home daddy?" you ask, carding fingers through his hair.

"If it means my mama bear and my kids are safe," he said earnestly.

"And this isn't a ploy to sweet talk me into having another baby?" you tease, kissing his jaw.

"Maybe a little," he chuckled. "You're just so cute when you can't get off the couch-"

"It's too squishy," you pout, cheeks heating.

"It's the perfect amount of squishy," he said unrepentantly, grinning at you as he cuddled Tilde. "Comfy enough that you get a nice nap and a big enough pain in the ass to get off of that you're not moving unless you gotta-"

"Jay-"

"Lemme knock you up again and I'll prove it," he teased, "You got your best naps stretched out on the couch."

"If we have any more babies before we get married your dad is gonna have a stroke-"

"Fine," Jason snorted, "But if we come back from the honeymoon-"

"Are you telling me you're just gonna keep me in the hotel room the whole time?" you challenge, taking your daughter back when she fussed to be fed.

"No," he snorted, mildly offended. "The room, the pool, the car, on the beach... Mama Bear, if you think we're not going to have a whole vacation you're crazy."

"Jay-"

"You're my children's mother," he said. "Love of my life... Not just a baby mama." He handed you a burp rag for Tilde and bent to kiss the top of your head. "If we're going on a honeymoon, we're gonna have the time of our lives- and if I get my way, well- all your panties are gonna go missing."

"Jason!"

"Can't help it Mama bear," he called over his shoulder. "You're just my type."

#Jason Todd #Jason Todd x reader #teddy!verse #ask answered #minors dni

[mushroommanstan]

For your creepy Tenko series I'm totally the type of person to go up to him and try to fact check. Like I would see this guy being bullied get concerned and try to be his friend. Oh boy him dealing with a woman who discovers that he did something that was not his fault as a child and he's been tormented ever since yeah no I would be his friend... Then totally fall for him. You just made him far too precious!

Fact check

College au Tenko

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As usual, people whispered and heckled quietly as he walked by in the halls. It was annoying for sure, but he had to admit, if there was one thing good about being a social pariah it’s that people always clear a path for you. And considering how crowded the halls get, it comes in handy.

So after so many years of not having to watch where he was going, I guess he couldn’t be blamed when he bumped into you, falling onto his ass with a “oof”. There were a few gasps from the audience, stilling and waiting to see if you would melt into a pile of rushed apologies like any normal person.

“Watch it asshole!”

Almost everyone erupted with a chorus of “oooooooo” like they were elementary school kids watching a classmate being taken out into the hall. He rolled his eyes at their exaggeration, picking himself back up and dusting off his pants before turning to you, still expecting an apology or something even though it was clearly his fault.

The friends you were gabbing with all took a step back from you, leaving you to unknowingly face this demon alone.

You recognized him almost immediately, not by his actual appearance but from the way people would describe certain attributes about him. Jet black poofy hair, blood red eyes, cracks and scars littering his face, yep, that’s the guy. Although you had to admit seeing him in person you realized you had imagined him all wrong. People would describe his features like they were telling a ghost story but in reality he was pretty… cute.

“Oh, you must be Shimura right? I’ve heard about you, nice to meet you in person.” You stuck your hand out, inviting him for a handshake to which he just raised an eyebrow at you in disbelief. Really? This is a joke right? You’re asking him for a handshake.

Apathetically, he shook your hand, his unkept fingernails and scratchy skin poking out from under his gloves making you wince a little. His face didn’t change from his disbelieving, mildly annoyed grimace, as if he was saying “are you this stupid” with his eyes.

“So…” you started, playing with your fingers a little bit. “Is it true you… uh… killed people. Like that’s obviously a rumor right?”

He sighed. “Wow, straight to the punch huh? Alright, yes, I did kill people. Quite a few. Happy?”

Your face dropped. That was not the answer you were expecting. Before you figured they were just batshit crazy rumors that would make for a good icebreaker you two could laugh about. I mean, there’s no way any self respecting college would let him in! But….

“Oh. Oh, my god.” You started, your face turning to an expression more familiar to him. “And so, the stuff about you bringing a hand… to…”

Before you could finish your sentence he had already brought it out, wiggling the limp grey appendage in front of your face as people gagged and screamed around you, evacuating and giving you two some privacy.

You were utterly speechless. “I…but…c-can I ask why? Why you…”

He put father back in his pocket and stuck his pinky finger in his ear, looking away from you disrespectfully as he wiped his eardrums with his nails. “You have the internet. Just look up “Tenko Shimura Killer” and you’ll have all the information you need. Can I go now? I gotta get to class and I don’t feel like explaining to the professor how I got caught up in a surprise interrogation.”

Rather rudely, he lightly shoved you out of the way, making you huff. What an asshole! What a rude… intriguing asshole. Hmmm…

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You weren’t expecting so many results to pop up. Whenever normal people search up their names there’s only like one result, maybe two of you’re lucky, but this guy has to have thousands. News reports, sympathy blogs, theorizers, interviews, so, so many interviews. You were actually able to learn a surprising amount from just a single news article, and found he might not be as black and white as you thought.

Yes, he did kill people. But as you came to found out, it was indisputably accidental, something that, from the rumors you’ve heard at the college, has been coming back haunt him for years in the form of unrelenting harassment.

After some digging, you were even able to find a recording of an interrogation he had to go through when he was just a little kid.

(Static buzz + crying)

Cop 1: can you tell us where your family is?

(Silence apart from crying)

Cop 2: Tenko?

Tenko: H-help me… please

Cop 2: That’s what we’re trying to do bud. We just gotta know if you have any living relatives.

(Crying intensifies)

Tenko: …please, you have to help me… I’m sorry!

Cop 1: sorry for what? I don’t have all day shit stain! Now where the hell are your parents?

Cop 2: Jesus Christ Mitch he’s just a little kid!

Cop 1: a little kid who’s wasted half an hour of our time with his “I’m sorry”s and “help me”s. It’s getting old, and we need answers.

Cop 2: he just doesn’t seem to be in the right frame of mind for this. We should call it a night and try it again tomorrow.

Cop 1: like hell we are. He’s not spending another night at the station. Now tell me kid, where! Are! Your! Parents!

Tenko: I KILLED THEM!!!

(Silence)

Tenko: I’m so sorry, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I’m sorry!

Cop 2: Jesus

(Sound of person vomiting)

Cop 1: oh god fucking damn it.

End of recording.

You went pale hearing this. He sounded young, too young, and you could feel his despairing sobs nearly breaking your heart in two. Holy hell, oh, just oh my god. That poor bastard! How could people say such terrible things about him when he’s already been through so much!

Under the article, you saw a Reddit post titled “Tenko Shimura harasses hot student, creep gonna creep”, in which someone took a picture of your encounter that day, with him waving the hand in your face. The comments, good lord the comments, they just made you cry even harder.

You shut your laptop. It probably wasn’t your business to meddle in but you didn’t care, you were gonna do what you could to make his life less hellish. He’s been through enough.

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You waited for him in the halls, this time with your eyes trained on the door as you purposefully stand in what would soon be his way. People almost questioned you, almost, but the fierce look of determination in your eyes and your tense stance told them this was not their fight. Didn’t stop them from waiting around in the background though, wanting to see just what you’ll do.

You didn’t know how, but even though you were looking right at the door he still managed to go unnoticed, seemingly camouflaging himself amongst the other students. You only noticed him when he was just about to pass by you, when his hair fluttered and for just a moment his striking red eyes were visible, seemingly glowing from the dark clothing and hair.

You caught his wrist as he passed, and everyone watching tensed. He turned around immediately muttering “who the fuck-“ before you pulled him in for a hug.

He let out a shocked gasp, struggling in your hold as he thought you were attacking him or something.

“I’m so sorry Tenko, I’m so sorry you had to go through that.” You whimpered meekly into his chest. He stopped struggling, not having heard that from someone that wasn’t a hero in front of a news camera.

He patted your back awkwardly as he felt his hoodie moisten, realizing you were crying on him… for him. “There there?”

He hadn’t actually expected you to look him up. Maybe skim a few pictures or scroll through Reddit sure but from the looks of you it seems you did more research than he thought you would.

He held you, beyond confused, as you trembled attached to his chest. A crowd formed around you guys and it wasn’t long before some took pictures. He didn’t care though, never did. But still, judging on how it looks he can imagine the way they’ll spin it.

After a moment you rose from his chest and tearfully gave him your number in case he’d ever need someone to talk to, which he skeptically accepted. And eventually, on a cold, lonely night he did find himself in a moment of weakness, so he decided to dial you up even though you might just make him feel worse. You didn’t, you actually listened without judgement, and after that he didn’t feel so reluctant about calling you.

Venting calls turned to causal chats turned to gaming calls, and for once he actually felt like a normal person with normal friends. It struck him that this is what his life could be

If the others just did their fucking research.

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