#ooooh nooooo how cute!!

[yamujiburo]

The longer ideas (which I may or may not do):

Prof Oak reassures Delia that Seviper is a tame submissive snek and then immediately provokes it into attacking him (actually that would make a cute comic, you can have it if you like)

(Early relationship) Delia finds out Jessie made James trade Victreebel away and it causes a fight between the two girlfriends

Ash needs to learn how to shave but Jessie can't teach him, cue her searching for someone who can while also worrying about parenthood in general (working on this between other projects)

Prof Oak's Charizard, who he's had since boyhood (see Celebi Voice of the Forest) is dying and Jessie has to navigate that situation (end of life care, funeral/disposal arrangements) as a Pokémon nurse

The others are shippy/nsfw/drifting further from the established canon of your AU so I'm leaving them out haha. I'm working on three things at once right now. But this really is a rich little AU and very inspiring.

I may just do that, that's hilarious

Ooooh you've mentioned that one to me before! Love that idea. I feel like I never really shown the two of them fighting. I feel like I'm so bad at writing a good argument

AWWWWW. "Stressed out, doing her best" Jessie is my favorite Jessie

OH NOOOOO SADDDDD BUT I LOVEEEEE

I'll poke you about the other ideas too bc I'm curious hehehe. And right?? This ship has so much potential!!!!

#ask yam

[lightwise]

TBB S3 E11 Reaction

I’ve watched this episode multiple times already but honestly it doesn’t get any easier. Here we go I guess 😩

- This droid guy looks like the one from episode 4. They’re kinda cute

- The return of Mel! (And Phee 😁)

- Both of them are in a mood 😆. What trip did they just get back from to make them so cranky? Love the throwback to Skara Nall too.

- Noooo not CX-2 😭

- He’s a sneaky boi

- I knew that Phee would inadvertently be how the coordinates to Pabu would be found 🥺🥺

- I’m just now noticing that the back office is playing music and that’s probably why Phee can’t hear the alarm go off. That is hilarious and also very frustrating 😅

- Of course the droid thinks it caused the alarm somehow

- There’s no way downloading someone’s flight log goes that quickly but okay

- Ooooh my girl knows something is up! Her spidey pirate senses are going off. Aghhhh if only she had been a second sooner!!

- If CX-2 ISN’T Tech there is zero reason why he would have stayed behind to watch Phee leave before he snuck off. Also how is he so incredible at hacking into and decoding things 👀

- Ugh I just want a show of Phee and Mel adventures around the galaxy!

- Why is his ship so freaking cool. These maps are incredible.

- Reallyyyy wanna get CX-2’s helmet off 😭

- Aw Pabu is so beautiful in the sunset

- Ha! I knew the boys would try to leave after Ventress warned them it was too dangerous to stay on Pabu. Hunter might be slow sometimes but he’s not completely stupid guys

- Aw poor Wrecker just wants an ice cream

- Crosshair shakes his head at him 🤣

- The little clone cadets outfits are so cool!!!

- Not going to lie, the first time I watched this was the closest I had cried all season. Tech’s goggles and Lula being placed in the Archium is so heartbreakingly fitting 💔

- Wrecker and Gonky banter 🤩🤩🤩 Gonk is such a part of the family I love it soooo much

- Okay seriously how is CX-2 able to both know he’s tripped a proximity sensor AND turn it off?? Come on

- I just realized how he knows where the cave is too. If he tracked Phee’s flight log it must have shown exactly where she normally landed

- Ugh that gold and purple is just too beautiful. Can Pabu be a real place that I can go to?

- Hunter’s spidey senses are also on alert. And I love how close he and Crosshair are again, their pre-Order 66 bond has been restored and is even deeper. Crosshair is attuned to when Hunter’s senses go off. And their helmets sitting together on the cart is so cute 🥹

- No NO no NOOO Nooooo. This moment was ruined by the Star Wars marketing team so it honestly didn’t hit as hard as it would have otherwise, but 😭😭😭. RIP Marauder. You will live on in our imagination

- I still can’t believe that they somehow heard our outcry about what would happen to Gonky, Lula, and Tech’s goggles if they blew up the Marauder, and decided to save EXACTLY those three things 🤣 (and Wrecker. So glad Wrecker is “relatively” okay, poor boy)

- Hunter’s slooow helmet turn until we see the starship above the island. Phew. And the Imperial March coming in.

- Omega comforting Batcher 😭😭😭

- Having LAATs swoop down into a town like that would be terrifying

- Man, where’s Maarva when you need her. Fuck the Empire

- “Search every domicile until you find her” is going to go down in Star Wars quote history

- I was genuinely afraid they were going to burn the whole island

- I’m sorry but I just can’t take the backpack clips on CX-2 seriously

- Batcher baby no! (Also genuinely thought we were going to lose her for a second)

- Damn Hunter. Nothing makes him shine like hand to hand combat and other things 🥵

- He’s never been hotter honestly

- Alright how in the world is CX-2 so good at *everything*. I’m honestly getting a little annoyed at it.

- Crosshair’s face 😭💔😭 he’s never looked more scared and pleading than when he says his baby sister’s name

- I’m kind of surprised that they didn’t just burn down the town anyway. Either CX-2 is just trying to be super efficient/he doesn’t care past accomplishing his mission, or the Empire gets much more petty and cruel by Kenobi and Rebels

- It’s so interesting to me how touchy CX-2 is with Omega. Why all the shoulder pushes? Shoulder touches are very much a form of affection and communication among clones. Has that impulse in him just been turned to violence?

- Sooo…we basically will never get wet hair Hunter 🤣🤣🤣 I’ll take this much dripping and cute Batcher scratches compensation though

- Okay. I’m just going to say it. The way they chose to have Crosshair miss the tracking device was so disappointing to me. Not the fact that he missed, but how he missed. Having him be distracted and fend for his life and be late for the shot was great. But I wish they had brought his hand tremble into play here as the main mechanism behind why he missed. They’ve been building that up all season and it would have made perfect sense. Instead he rushes and like trips and just shoots too early? So out of character. I didn’t like it and still don’t :(

- Welp, Omega seems to be less worried than we are. We’re in the end game now folks 😳 this music is awesome too

#the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers

[eloisegrant]

How I think the moonboys would react to you beating them in a video game

Tekken inspired

Warnings: just one. Theres some s*xual implications in one line.

————————

Steven: Alright, no hard feelings though love if you lose. I mean, when you lose.

You: Oh it is on.

*battle begins, fight reaches a climax and y/n wins*

You: BOO YAH, SUCK ON THAT. *jumps up on the couch, twerking with fists pumps*

Steven: … *trying understand how he lost*

You: *looking at Steven* When you win? More like WHEN WOULD YOU WIN! HA!

Steven: *trying not to laugh at your cute antics* You’re right you got me-

You: DAMN RIGHT! *jumps to the floor, doing a celebratory dance to the bathroom* GOTTA PEE BUT WHEN I’M BACK WERE DOING ANOTHER.

Steven: *rolling his eyes with a big grin on his face* YOU’RE ON!

~

You: *totally losing* DAMN baby, ease up on me. I’m a bit rusty.

Marc: *laughing while his stare at the screen intensifies* Sure, sure baby.

You: *does a completely new combo that annihilates his character* OOOOH THATS COOL *continues hitting Marc’s character*

Marc: AYO WAIT *panicking. Pressing his controls, trying the best he can to block you*

You: AND AND AAAAND *another combo, after another*

Marc: *loses* NOOOOO

You: *silently leans back on the couch, proud smile on your face* Well apparently I’m not rusty.

Marc: *squints his eyes to your direction* CMERE *gives you a nuggie*

Narrator: *zooming out from Marc tackling you playfully on the couch* y/n may have won the fight but Marc won the War.

You: HELP MEEEEeeeeEeee

~

Jake: *beating you up in the game* Hey babe, don’t worry if you lose. I still love you.

You: Why you smug little- *gaming intensifies; instantly delivering perfect hits*

Jake: BABE BABE BABE BABE *stands up while playing, moving with his character* WAIT WAIT

You: *sitting down, focused face*

Jake: AMOR WAIT- *character dies*

You: *stands up, walking towards him* don’t worry babe, I still love you. *cupping his face*

Jake: *gently throws controller to the couch to lift you over his shoulder* I know a game I’m sure I’ll win. *plops you onto the bed*

~

You: BIRD BRAIN *destroying Khonshu’s character.

Khonshu: What the- *confused with the buttons on the controller*

You: THAT IS WHAT YOU GET, KHONSHU! *defeats character*

Khonshu: …

You: …

Khonshu: … *stands up*

You: uh…

Khonshu: …

You: What are you gonna do with that?*points at the umbrella Khonshu held*

Khonshu: *starts yelling, charging to your direction*

You: *louder yelling, running away*

#jake lockley #steven grant #marc spector #steven grant x reader #jake lockley x reader #marc spector x reader #khonshu #khonshu x reader #marvel fanfiction

[missamyrisa2]

Sooo i recently found that Miss Amy's armpits are very ticklish, i have to make sure so put your arms up Miss. Yeahh just like that! Such cute armpits you haveee, what if i poke them? Or just wiggle my fingerss like thiss? Arms back up Miss Amy, don't put them down. Tickle ticklee tickleee, yeahh my fingers are doing a pretty good job, but how about my tongue? What if i start to make circles with it, or start to kiss your pittiess? I could tease your underarms for allll dayy, it's not my fault your pits are that ticklish and you just keep your arms up for me just to keep goingg, now tell me Miss, how you want me to tease and tickle your pittiess?

(I just love your writes, all the details you put in just one tease, so i did try my best now lol. Aaand may i take a look of your armpits Miss? Its okay if you are not confortable with it 😊)

Youuuuu~!!! You found out nothing and you'll say nothing and you'll just put those fingers away and keep that tongue away toooo because wow look nothing!! Mmmmhhh pleheheease nooo you don't understand my underarms are stupiiiiiid sensitive and despite being maybeeee my most tickled spot throughout my life they just keep staying ticklisshhhh which is to say you're in for a rough time if you keep up this candor or ardor or whatever it is you're doing because I'm gonna strap you to a tickle chair and makeup brush your pits and and chest until you cry for your tickle mama who is meeeee~!! And I'm right here not heeereee to be tickled mmmhh you cannnnnot do this to meeee I'm the tickle mama and if you kisss me on my pits it's gonna be bad for everyone no one wants to hear the giggly screeeams I gettt and see how my stupid arms betray me and can't act fact enough because it's the tickles you seee they radiate on my body and slow me down and then it's like ooooh Amy's underarms are open for businessss~!! Just mmmhh don't touch the rims don't touch the inner creviceeee and absolutely nooooo verbal confirmation of what you're doing that's just silllyyyy and you're gonna get it soooo bad for thissss~!!

(eeee thank youuuu~!! you're too sweet~ Mmmh~ I'll give you all a little peek~they're not the most attractive underarms~)

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena Reactions S2Ep2

A RIVERRRR

"After all, it's a family thing" Gabrielle is her familyyy

GABRIELLE RIDES CLINGING TO XENAAA

the maiden, the mother, and the crone

"Xena, it's not your fault" T_T

She kebab'd that guy

I know you, you're Xena yes we all know Xena my guy

UHOH. Does she know him? Yeah it is harder when you look at their dead faces, not hidden behind masks

THE THREE FACES OF FATE

"Spill but a drop of blood and it all changes back"

"As a warrior, you can't."

Oh shit. EVERYTHING changed back, from the beginning. From back before she lost him. But she lost Gabrielle now...

She looks so DOMESTIC

Awww, she appyyy

Uuuuhhh.... NOPE DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT

Ooooh, this is a Name of the Doctor situation where every one of Xena's victories never happened. So instead, a ton of people she would've helped are suffering...

Who...? I don't know this guy

OH HER MUM IS DEAD :c

"I never meant for this to happen. I just wanted that boy's life back."

"The hardest part is losing you and Gabrielle." AAAAAA I AM NOT CRYING YOU ARE

The world is very much nOT a better place without Xena to protect it

Ooooh, they realise something's going on...

Oh no, soldiers being shitteyy

"Good thinking" she's trying to do it peacefully.

GABRIELLE

Xena is SHOOKETH

She seems very uncomfortable...

"Gabri-" AAAAA

"You've gotta go along to get along. That's how the world works."

Argh, this hurts...

AHAHAHA SHE MADE THE DOG LICK THE BREAD

She getting information about when they leave

NOOO THE AMAZONS DEAD OR ENSLAVED...

"It's not your fault the world's the way it is" hhhhhhmmmm...

She hid in hayyy

Sdjdhd a bag of wine

She'll try to get Gabrielle out isn't she

"Yeah I remember. You tried to buy me." OUCH

NOOOOO

I'm trying so hard not to make a comparison to Planetoid 50 audio... Because it's killing Xena that Gabrielle isn't like she knows her

Oh she's fighting without blood...

SHE GOT GABRIELLE OUTTTT <3

"You're right though, there's a reason I'm doing this. You remind me of my friend." AAAA

"The purest, the kindest person I've ever known."

*cough* "Break this enchantment, my love, and remember." *cough*

GABRIELLE MY BABYGIRL I LOVE U SO MUCH 😭😭😭

FUCK THIS GUY. EW. DISGUSTING. I HATE THIS SHITHEAD.

Now they're all locked up :(((

Xena don't you see you're losing everything

"I'd rather die fighting these bastards than live with myself if I don't" ough...

GABRIELLE IS CRYING NOOOO 😭

"If it wasn't for you I'd have never been free again"

"You gave me hope" GABRIELLE SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU LOVE HER

Did whatshisface sneak in to free them. Yes.

YAYYY FREE GABRIELLE and the brother

Maybe these two bois should kiss

Oop the brother runs to be a hero... He's gonna die either way.

I'm guessing her brother will be mortally injured, she draws a small cut later, and everything reverts.

"Where are your table manners" KICK

If she made someone's nose bleed

HOLY SHIT GABRIELLE STABBED HIM

SHE'S BACKKKK, And she saved the boy

It's her brother's token

AAWWWW SHE HOLDS HERRRRRR 🥺

They're so cute 💕🥰

#v watches xena #xena warrior princess #xena and gabrielle

[pyrriax]

outsiders smp for the fandom ask game?

AAALRIGHT cracks my knuckles

ask game!

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) absolutely 100% apo i think about that cringefail little shit so often i love him dearly

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) i say krow in the So Shaped regard it is a beast to me but also i love the vibe so. Shaped

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) ooooh........... spidey? spidey.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) nobody is really obscure (small scale smp thing) but i wanna say soup because she got like nooooo screen time and she deserved more........... i do not shut up about her and how much she changed the story. or maybe gutz? maaaybe. i jump at every time i see them (joy)

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) torn between saying sillvia (because i still think a lot about their character even if theyre technically not Canon anymore) and owen (for obvious reasons)

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) apo. can you tell i have a favorite character yet

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) owen. just..... owen. literally no doubt in my mind that fucker is going STRAIGHT to super hell i want him triple dead actually

#ask a ghost #asker: anon #this is probably nonsense but also i am tired as hell so 🙏

[unsleepingtales]

Fhjy e2 reactions this episode is batshit and I love them but also I’m so sad

I’ll be so real gang I am stressed and have been in a downwards thought spiral so we’ll see how this goes yeah?

I love Adaine making her mage hand look like Riz’s ringed hand that’s so fun and lovely

Also the mage hand mini is so cool

Don’t patronize me, it’s bad 😔

Goddamn they’re good

Would you be interested in healing us?? Spare healing o cleric??

I love that they could heal the hangvan

The night yorb’s art is SO cute I need a plushie of it. I’m gonna just buy galaxy patterned fleece and make one.

It feels like a stretch???

It’s gonna bite!

I just thought if I acted excited it would be good

Naur 💀

Armor of ayda!!!

Go sit on a whisky bottle you punk bitch !

Duggan and Balthazar definitely explored each others bodies we’re all agreed on this right. In my mind they had something like the cowboy and the roman soldier from night at the museum had.

“This is hot” Emily I agreeeee

Perfect example of gambler’s fallacy but y’know what this did just reinforce it

Nothing I can do! Brennan. Brennan come on.

That’s a feat I took in LIFE

They THREW that that die TRAVELLED

“You know I’m always rooting for you”

Oh GOD

No more probability smashing ok murph?

Y’know what for being fully run over by a van? 22 points of damage is not bad.

Was last episode really only two rounds of combat

He is So defeated

I’m hurting 😡

ALSO the portal is so cool. This battle set is amazing.

The blood on the windshield I can’t

Oooooof

Can she resummon Baby?? Has he died before I can’t remember?

“From when you ran me over” as if Fabian is not Solely responsible for the choices he’s made. Riz didn’t intentionally run you over babe you fell out of the van.

This is. Not great!

What hell!

Oh nooooo

Cmon Murph please

SHIT

Oh god

Oh my god you are about to kill your healer

She had 23!!

Aaaaaaaaa oh god

:( I feel bad for the cute manta ray

Ally’s gonna sue you if they hit you

With my wizarding powers and my absolutely fucked van ! Gorgug thistlespring the man that you are

OH SHIIIIIIT

Yessss

Ok yeah that makes sense that was on the bingo

Ok so the van now holds the night yorb sealed in its roof and an angel in the engine. Fantastic.

That mural is beautiful

They’re so exhausted guys. School starts tomorrow.

(What an episode to air the week I go back to class and have Such A Bad Time Guys)

Eeeeeeeeeesh

Don’t menace me!

It means something to me emotionally. Gorgug Car Guy Thistlespring <3

You wanted to do a bit so now we’re doing a bit. Suffer for your bit.

Does the back door of the van mini open?? Bc that’s sick

Ooooh Ally has custom spell cards with the d20 logo on them. Those are neat

He’s gonna stab these guys but it’s not with any of the normal zeal 😔

Jesus

Just to try and feel something

JESUS

Why do you guys careee you’re bugssss

Brennan.

Zac oh god

‘Guys I think Fig’s getting hit with the ballista right now’

She doesn’t even cutting words she just takes it 😭😭

It’s that era, The Ball 😭😭

Oh my fucking god

The noises of defeat they’re all making

I want an ice cream. Like the old days.

Just like that ART oh I’m gonna reblog that art of them at basrar’s so bloody after a fight

I love them. I missed the bad kids guys.

I think we’ve gotta go to sleep.

Wooooo

Love an aso callback

Love wins 💅

We’re done doing this!!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

What kind of BULLSHIT

God this is so unhinged

No bonus action healing or anything Kristen?

Brennaaaaaan

So tactical. So late. So dead.

The slowest and saddest three point turn

The least enthusiastic stab

You didn’t! Have! To do it! You could! Have had! Ice cream! I! Want! To go! Home!!!

Oooooof

OOOOOF

That Turncoat 😢

This is so fucking sad.

What the fuck man

I don’t know why anything happened. Why did any of that happened.

The shard of the day yorb

Fig why would you ask that.

Riz desperately trying to keep the group together is so heartbreaking

The fucking dry guys

BY MEPHITS FOR MEPHITS

Gotta stay awake in the dome motherfuckers

Oh my GOD

They’re gonna cry man

Dome art!

Brennan what are you about to do

Daisy Cubby!!!!

Fig. What.

I’M gonna cry.

Everyone’s gonna cry.

Is it fun man. Is it really.

Map!!!

It says fuck you zac ☺️ in beautiful writing!

Emily Axford the woman you are……….

What the fuck is happening right now.

Oh god oh no

This is so horrifying

Kristen. Kristen No.

I love the map!

Oh god.

Oh the Hallariel art is FANTASTIC

Are they going on their honeymoon. I have paused the episode to write this are hallariel and Gilear going on a honeymoon did they get married and not invite their kids because they were saving the world I’m gonna be so pissed

Oh the Gilear art is cursed

Okay they’re going on a cruise.

Gilear’s voice has dropped

Oh SHIT okay so I wasn’t that far off

This is just. So fucking sad. I know that it’s gonna get happier because it’s fantasy high but right now this is so fucking sad

They’re newlyweds??? So they did fucking get married?????

Leaving for MONTHS after your only child gets back from saving the world and you got married to one of his best friends’ dad without your child or your new spouse’s child there is so horrible oh my god. I am real life mad about this.

Ok interesting things happening with Gilear and luck. Is Gilear not gonna go see Fig at Mordred before he leaves for a year???

Guys there is still almost an hour left in this episode is it all gonna be this fucking sad

Oh my god he inherited the singing barrel pirates

Good for them being unionized

Sklondaaaaaa

She’s got her own boarddddd

I love her

God they’re powerful this season

SKLONDA ART FUCKS

Oh thank god a loving mother.

It was… ssso tactical

That summer before junior year growth spurt/style shift combo is so real

Oh shit. The single mother struggling to pay for college storyline is gonna fuck me up monumentally I think. Fuck.

Scholarships are gonna be really important 🥲 line taken from my real life

Setting up a board is to riz gukgak what a spreadsheet is to me. I am him he is me.

Please god I need the thistlesprings to not make me sad

They’re so cute!!!!

Zac looks fucking near tears

Oh god any time Brennan’s face gets a little more serious and the music kicks in my heart just sinks

GORGUG AND ZELDA BROKE UP? 😭😭

That does not make any sort of sense

Staying tight with your ex’s parents is also so real lmaooo

He had a toothbrush at her house??????

The bad girls are so important to me

Awwwwwwwww

They’re aaaall crying

ZAYN THE RETURN OF ZAYN MY BEST FRIEND ZAYN DARKSHADOW

And Ragh and Lydia!! Yay!!

SANDRA LYNN FAETH THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE. I WOULD BE SO GOOD TO YOU YOU DONT’ EVEN KNOW.

Brb printing out the new Sandra Lynn art to hang on my wall

They’re so tired guys

Squeem is alive? Ok

Jawbone man.

Oh god. Literally.

Sobbing this is literally the high school mentality

Guys. Guys.

It’s a real crapshoot for me finishing things. Yep.

Babe that is not a measurement of classes.

Yes that is a thing you can do. You can take time off for extreme circumstances.

LOVE the Aguefort art. Slay.

Also love that the way Brennan gets into the Aguefort voice is to do the peace hands

He’s going on vacation with ayda?????

Ayda looks great

Oh God No

How could this possibly go wrong?

What is the quangle and why is it going to cause so many problems

Oh nooooooo

That’s so fucking sad christ alive

Oh god

Emily.

PEOPLE LOVE SKITS ON ALBUMS

“Does nobody respect the fact that it takes time to save the world” feels like the thesis of the season

Trackerbees breakup about to be confirmed??

ZAYN ART ZAYN ART ZAYN ART

Look at my best friend in the whole wide world and his pet rat. He’s so fucking pretty.

Aelwyn moved out??

Augh.

Oh that’s lovely actually

Oh aelwyn looks GOOD.

And she’s got cats and is teaching middle school??? Good for herrrr

Awww that’s sweet

Oh right somehow I completely forgot that Fig did a fucked up devil deal

Oh god fig’s spilling on her shirt. Did she somehow swap fates with Gilear or something.

Sandra lynnnnnnnn

That is a good way to think about classes :)

What??

Nooooooooooooo

Sometimes you really do just have to give Nothing constructive in an improv scene sometimes it’s better

Trackerbees breakup confirmed. Tracker’s doing great.

Still interested in the retcon or whatever happened with Tracker originally being a cleric of Lida and then switching to Galicea

Cassandra I’m sorry you and Kristen are both struggling so much

Oh Whatttt no

If Cassandra dies and goes to the astral plane I will be so sad.

Holy SHIT guys.

#fantasy high junior year #reactions #verbal component #zayn

[musingsofaperpetualdaydreamer]

The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology first listen 🎧🪻✨

More than 15 years later wow it still feels so magical to listen to a brand new album. The joy, the excitement, the nervousness. I mark chapters of my life with her albums, they always seem to arrive with perfect timing. Is it fate or delusion? Probably the later, obviously she has no idea who I am. Idk it feels nice to delude myself now and again that we’re all journeying through this time together in some connectedness (is that a word?). It feels sort of nostalgic in some ways, from being just a child to now an adult, it’s like Sesame Street that grows up with you. Not a great analogy but what I mean to say is it holds a special place to me.

This album, this anthology feels much like we’ve been handed her diary, filled with sticky notes bound together, it’s so raw but so expertly crafted, messy feelings but the penmanship is exquisite. From her debut album, it’s always been poetry. She transports you to her world. What a journey, what a joy, what a gift.

I like to capture my first thoughts of each song in my silly chicken scratching written notes. Most of it makes no sense. It feels like a nice silly tradition and it’s fun to look back on. So here goes:

Fortnight

- It’s giving moody 1989??? Excuse me miss?!!! Ohhh she knows. Preach bye time to cry

The tortured poets department

- Ooooh we’re in an 80s dreamscape. Yes yes yes. Who’s gonna love you but me? A fluffy dreamland Patty smith? Insert wait I understood the reference meme. Ooooh it’s lovely. I am sad

My boy only breaks his favourite toys

- excuse me?? I’m shattered byyyyyeee. I’ll tell you that he runs because he loves me?? You should’ve see him when he first saw me? Once I fix me he’s gonna miss me??? Ladies and gents welcome to afternoon tea on the menu SCALDING hot queen’s special. Maybe I’m a crumpled up paper on the floor. Maybe I am no more.

Down Bad

- well damn she’s said the quiet parts out loud again. Oh smokes time to dissapear into this galaxy smoky cloud of night. One of us. One of us. One of us.

So long London

- literally standing by the river in the rain. May as well cry my damn eyes out . Darn it blondie. Poetic destruction. Crying my eyes out by the water like I’m in made in Chelsea. Darn.

But daddy I love him

- a folklore ode? Little house on the prairie Princess revolution. Serve it up serve it up I’m ready to be stuffed like a winter pig. A grown up love story. It’s ridiculous and maybe wise eyes know too well it’s chockablock of red flags but darn I’m a cheesin’ this is so cute.

Fresh out the slammer

- oh it’s like August but dark. August dark afternoon blistering hot and the storm is about to come.

Florida!!! Ft Florence and the machine

-ExXUSE MEEEEEEEeE?????!?!!?teee heee heee heeee. Your home’s really only a town you’re a guest in??? Sorry can’t speak my jaw has shattered. Pls pls. Palm tree pls.

Guilty as sin?

- A false God dreamy haze confessional? With sprinkle of Gold Rush??? I am a melted.

Who’s afraid of little old me?

- The who’s who of who’s that is poised for the attack? But my bare hands paved their path, you don’t get to tell me what’s sad? - I AM CHOKED. Silenced mute. Ohhhh miss blondie is on BUSINESS. TELL THEM SWEETIE. Oh my heart 💔

I can fix him (No really I can).

- Oooh moody blues preaching with generous dash of delusion? Ah yes my routine favourite beverage. I am drinking this up like air. Drunk on false hope? One of us. One of us. One of us.

Loml

- You Holy Ghost you told me I’m the love of your life. Oh no I’m crying again. Back to crumpled paper rocking back and forth on the floor in a ball it is. It’s so pretty yet, shattering. Devastating. I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all. Dancing phantoms on the terrace, are they second hand embarrassed that I can’t get out of bed ‘cause something counterfit is dead? Yep that’ll do it.

I can do it with a broken heart?

- Oh damn. Honey nooooo. Oh myyyy. Oh I’m in this picture and I don’t like it. It’s so artfully done, so upbeat and Poppy yet so hauntingly sad. Yes that’s the point but it’s sooo well done. Oh sweetie. I can’t stop laughing it’s not funny, it’s just you too pumpkin. I wanna hug her and tell her it’ll be fine. Ok ok.

The smallest man who ever lived

- Oh I’m speechless. And I don’t even want you back, I just want to know, if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal. The bridge? Excuse me while I sink to the bottom of the darkest ocean.

The alchemy

- Oooh it’s so cute and dreamy. I’m beaming you can hear her smile when she sings.

Clara bow

- Oooh it’s the lucky one grown up. The bridge is a masterpiece. It’s hell on earth to be heavenly, thems the breaks it don’t come gently. She knows she’s a star, The never ending cyclical wheel of stardom, even the shiniest, ends with a new star born in its shadow.

The black dog

- Oh No no no I Am 1 billion percent destroyed. Byeeeee

Imgonnagetyouback

- Oooh blondie is on the prowl and what can I do but bop like the well stuffed clown I am. Insert meme of cat bopping their head.

The albatross

- Banjo? Haunting country cautionary tale? - scathing review of one’s reputation, worst traits but underneath it all is just vulnerability. Caged for ‘monstrosity’ but being so vulnerable and just wanting to be freed loved. The ‘monster’ trying to protect the one they love from the things that will come for them too? Do they even realise it? Do they care? Wow it’s poetically beautiful.

Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

- Oh it’s sad. If you wanna break my cold cold heart, just say I loved you the way that you were? Oh myyy. Replaying old moments, looking for clues wondering if it can all have a new ending? Wow.

How did it end?

- Wow the invasiveness of empathy of the innate curiosity of wanting to know, so you can something comforting, learn from it but you forget how it can be the worst part, having to offer up a ‘post mortem’ to all when you’ve barely even processed its ended yourself. The cyclical nature of it happening every time like it’s just a formal process we’ve come to accept even though it haunts us all. Ironically as we listen to this. Wow so beautifully done.

So high school

- I wanna find you in a crowd just to hide from you, and in a blink of a crinkling eye, I’m sinking, our fingers entertwined. Awww the sort of bubblegum silly feels you roll your eyes but you have the biggest smile on your face. It’s soo cute. You know how to call, I know Aristotle.

I hate it here

- Oooooh tell me something awful like you’re a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy. One of us. One of us.

ThanK you aIMee

- Oh my goodness it’s grown up mean but she made it out. It’s so sad but I’m beaming. I say that’s my baby and I’m proud. Andrea? Oh thank you next. Not the kid. I’m cackling.

I look in people’s windows

- Oh it’s haunted death by a thousand cuts glimmering of desperate false hope. It’s lovely.

The prophecy

- Oh. Damn yep that’ll do it. Right in the ticker. Damn. It feels very much like am I doomed to always be the one before the one? Wow. Just yeah.

Cassandra

- I don’t know why but this makes think of safe and sound. Like the woman that was there when everything burned around them. She’s telling her side. Everyone’s there to watch you burn, screaming your guilt but silent when they’re wrong? If that ain’t the truth miss. Oh wow. Shes beautifully captured such a dark chapter.

Peter

- Oh wow it’s beautiful. It’s like post cardigan and she’s all grown up. 'Cause love's never lost when perspective is earned. But the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light. Oh wow it’s wow.

The Bolter

- Oh we must stop meeting like this but it always ends with a town car speeding. Wowowow. It feels like the time she fell through the ice, then came out alive. Oh my a BEAUTY.

Robin

- Oh it’s so pretty. It’s like never grow up, safe and sound and seven swirled together. Wow. It’s like she’s talking to her child but then also herself in the past and present, like from an older perspective? Ohhh it’s beautiful. Why does this make me think of coraline’s real mother watching her sleep? I wanna cry.

The manuscript

- Wow god it’s beautiful. Another time travel song. You keep revisiting past in your mind and you gain perspective and then you realise you aren’t that version of you that lived it anymore. You can feel it still, not as deeply perhaps but you’re disconnected from thinking the way you did at that time or after. Is sobering and haunting. The healing. Wow wow wow.

@taylorswift thank you my love 💕

#taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ts ttpd #the tortured poets department the anthology #first listen #musings #hope you guys are doing well

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: Red

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

NO MONOLOGUE 😱😱😱

[“We stole that power first!  It’s ours!”  So she was ranting about this in s1 even before she was ranting about this (re. Alec) in s2, I see]

*sigh* so bitchy. So hot. S’not fair

I’ll live in an abandoned building for that tub  *sigh*

Togan! 😁

How did you know that?  Some good ears  [The water was splashing pretty loudly tbf]  True ☠️

[Max prioritizing herself over the greater good again]  Does she ever not tho?  [True!  Also, it might be fine if she didn't then act like she was some paragon of virtue later]

Must be so dehumanizing for these poor men to be lifted like a rag doll by her

Sorry but.  Buddy there was no blood.  You’re just stupid

["I thought you were dead"  Damn, this is the episode catchphrase, apparently alkdsjf]  ☠️☠️☠️

[OH IT'S THIS ONE!  Get ready to be annoyed]

“Coulda been worse.”  ☠️☠️☠️

“Here’s some spending money” ☠️☠️☠️ *sigh* Must be nice.  She should respect the shit out of him

THEY GONNA HOOK UP!?!

Look here bitchy man

How boujie of him

Oh she kinky

BOUJIE

🥺🥺🥺

Money! 🤣🤣  Yeeep it’ll get you anything

Speaking of off the record… How’d you get this tape

Budddy that’s not healthyyyy!  Stop watching yourself get shot

Nooooo Wot Is Happening How Even Did He get them in there  [Magic]

MEN 😤  [Ma'am, you're married… I remind you that you got yourself hitched to one of them]  He’s different (most days) ☠️  He’s the exception.  But he still has his “men” moments

[OH MY GOD THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  The one time it’s very much not welcome  [Enemies to friends to lovers?]  Does that happen?!  [No aslkdfj]

“It’s all coming back to me now”...  I got my ass kicked by a lady

[btw, her mission security is shit here]

This scene is giving me whiplash

Oh he has escapéd  [laksdjflkajfd the accent is stunning]  ☠️

Did she not think this would happen???? Dumbo.  [Like I said, mission security sucks]  ☠️☠️

[Okay, but her dealing with the guy extorting the working girls was, grudgingly, great]

You know when you got these scenarios where the persons life is in danger but they are stupid?  [All too well]  And keep running away?  I don’t even feel bad when they ultimately get got

*sigh* she's showing off her Manticore stuff without call for it again  ☠️☠️

“My wife” ☠️☠️

Buddy I’m sorry, but you do not have the right lifestyle to be reproducing  [You're not wrong]

Cliche bad guy: has a kid so isn’t “so” bad 🙂🙃

Is he lying?  I feel like he’s lying.  And she’s just stupid.  (Cause she gave the ol soft smile awww he’s a good dad face: Women… we got our flaws too)  [I?  Don't think so?  I think that was genuine]

– – –

Okay… Midpoint *sigh* imma lil rusty.  BUT.  This fecking man (Bruno) is annoying af!  *sigh*  Like, Max is annoying.  Logan is annoying sometimes.  Hell, they all have their moments.  But this man… Like, buddy is such a good father he HAS to call his daughter every night.. but can’t take the fact people are trying to kill him serious enough to stay put!?!  And in all honesty I don’t have too much more. Other than Logan ridiculously torturing himself with reasons he hates the guy he wants max to save ☠️ nothing else has happened til now

– – –

[I maintain that Normal wears makeup]  ☠️☠️☠️  I believe it

I LOVE HER! And him!  [This watchthrough, I'm loving both Normal and OC even more than I did last time]

“Dumbo”  [Look, is you!]  Shush

WHY WOULD YOU GO SEE YOUR KID YOU IDIOTTTTTTTT?!?!?!?!  LIKE?!?!?!?!

[Okay but that "yahoo" was adorable]  I know but still  [Shush]

Seeeeeeee  [Shush.  The yahoo was cute]  And the gunman took a giant shit on the cuteness ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

Buh-ruh  [OH SHIT THEM Rightttttt I remember this]

Ooooh ok fire knife makes sense now

Who is this guy?  [idk but I remember liking him]  Did I miss him coming up  [Nah, I don't think we know him]  Oh 🤣 He just randomly popped up.  I was like….. who are you!?

Oooof I got caught up in the story 🤣🤣🤣 but how cliche: a bomb threat

Oh

Double-cross!  Evil!  Man!  [Did I mention she's kinda dumb for stupidly flaunting her powers... this is why. People. Notice.]  Yep

Welp if he dies… Won’t feel too bad (again)

[Hubris being her flaw again]

Nope not a lick of remorse… Ya deserved it buddy  [This is fair, but the kid didn't]  That’s true and that part sucks. But he could have got her killed getting what he wanted (to see her one more time) so imo she’s better off

Aaaaaack

[Another instance of Max being allowed to verbally express pain/discomfort while she didn't allow Alec the same season 2 courtesy... not that I'm bitter or anything]  So what I’m hearing is alec becomes her (just better) she becomes zach and zach becomes the terminator  [... That-  Yeah, that's a pretty damn good description, tbh]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

No end monologues… This ep was all kinda weird 🤣🤣🤣

– – –

Jezebel: This episode managed to piss me off in multiple ways… *sigh*  Like, this time her bitchiness was deserved ‘cause Bruno was an idiot.

Wench: WAIT THAT'S A GOOD POINT!  This is vaguely off-topic rn but!  Take her bitchiness towards Bruno… Direct it towards Dean… Don’t change anything about her bitchiness and don’t change much of Dean's character… And you have her relationship with Alec.

Jezebel: So she’s just like that all the time. But for NO reason?  *sigh*  Hoooo boy

Wench: I mean.  He's a bit trying at times, sure.  But he doesn’t deserve her shit 

Jezebel: Next seasons reactions are gonna be spicy

Wench: alskdfjla;skdjf I look forward to it

Jezebel: I think that’s all for endpoint tho. Again, this episode revolved around this one story line so much the cameos of the other characters could have been left out and it wouldn’t be noticed.  They were just filler to make it longer lol

Wench: That's true.  This is fair… Til next episode then!

#dark angel #dark angel reactions #reactions #episode reactions #s01e10 #red #max guevara #logan cale #jezebel (pr)

[misterfrogg]

Ok, I finally did it! I wrote down everyone’s last words for each of their deaths. My personal favourite is Bdubs :) Tango 1st: "Ok, over here- get em to the funnel point. NOOOOO-" 2nd: "End the session now.. OH! OH NOOO-! 3rd: "Oh- oh no! No, no no. How? NOO- Eat, eat-!"

Jimmy 1st: "Oh my gosh, who is my soulmate and why are they dying?" 2nd: "Watch your back Joel! OOOOH-! 3rd: "I've got no food so I need to make it home and grab myself some, otherwise I'm a goner."

Etho 1st: "NO! Shield, shield, shield!" 2nd: "Who am I getting? ... OH NO!" 3rd: "Uh oh.. Nononono-!

Joel 1st: "I BROKE THE BOAT! ETHO, NO! SHIELD-" 2nd: "Alright, ready! OH GOSH!" 3rd: "Oh! Etho, they trapped it, get back through! No!"

Ren 1st: "ok Bigb, we're in trouble! We're in trouble! We're in big trouble.. WE'RE IN BIG TROUBLE" 2nd: "Theres lots of other things chasing you too." 3rd: "You ready to go-? Let's get in there man, I'm seeing people all over the place! Look at this, Etho-!

Bigb 1st: "Oh no.. Oh Ren? Ren!!" 2nd: "-is it below me? Oh my goodness" *gasp* 3rd: "Im ready Im ready Im ready!"

Martyn 1st: "Have you ever looked at the shadow of my base? That's almost more poignant than the base itself, look at that! OH-" 2nd: "I need Cleo to eat! I need Cleo to eat! Cleo run- Scar is right behind us! OH THEY GOT RID OF THE WATER! 3rd: "Where is she? Tell me where she is! Oh jeez they are packing a punch, holy! Oh- Oh, I'm gone."

Cleo 1st: "Yeah, that's really cute. That's really cute. Oh sh-" 2nd: "Sorry M- Ok ok ok! 3rd: "Oh- MARTYN!"

Scott 1st: "Pearl, just give them the things! My life isnt worth it! I'm gonna die here, I'm just gonna sit in this corner. Oh- here we go-" 2nd: "OH JESUS! I dont know why I tried t- WHY DID I TRY TO HIT YOU WITH A BUCKET OF WATER??" 3rd: "Pearl, you deserve this more. You do but in the same way Tilly death do us part, Pearl. TILLY DEATH DO US PART"

Pearl 1st: "It is worth it Scott- Ok ok ok ok okokokokokok-" 2nd: "Dodge and weave! Weee- OW! Oh Scott. Don't you- AH! Oh oh- Scott! SCOTT NO SCOTT NO-! 3rd: "Excuse me, what do you mean? Wait, I dont know- Wait Scott, what are you doing? Scott, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

Bdubs 1st: "You're so brave. Nice! Please dont die!!! You're like an artist! 2nd: "THE HORSE! THE HORSE! NO NOT THE HORSE! NO, OH NO! I STAND HERE, THIS IS WHERE I DIE-" 3rd: "THEY'RE COMING, THE DOGS ARE COMING! I NEVER TOUCHED THE DOG, I NEVER TOUCHED IT! NO NOOO!"

Impluse 1st: "Don't blow up- We got this! Lot's of- K here we go! Hop on the- come on- op no- oh geez AAAAHH BDUBS!" 2nd: "Get the horse and get out, Bdubs! NO!" 3rd: "Not for very long you don't! Have dogs- Nope!"

Grian 1st: "SCAAAR!! No Scar! No scar no, do something do something!! SCAR NOOO-" 2nd: "There's nothing I can do right now. Oh no, oh no! No! NO SCAR-!" 3rd: "As long as the wardens in the water. *GASP* Uhohuhohuhohuhohuhoh- Out out out-"

Scar 1st: "Grian! Grian! I dont even know- Its all over for me. NO-" 2nd: "-just here to invite you to a funeral of the great passing of the Jolly Ranchers. Hello Ren, good sir- What's that sound? NO NO NO- PEACE AND LOVE-" 3rd: "WHAT IN THE WORLD GRIAN- You just took a ton of damage! Oh no Grian!!"

#double life smp #double life

[eadanga]

When Love Last Part 1

Summary: When Yasmin gets a new job in the biggest company in the city she falls for her hot boss

Parings: GabexMC

Yasmin woke up to the sunlight in her face she yawned and stretched before standing up. She quickly brushed her teeth and looked through her closet. She sighs “Liz! Do you have anything I don’t know what to wear”

Her best friend and roommate Liz came out with a clothing bag grinning “You’re in luck I just picked this up”

Yasmin unzips the bag and checks out the suit and grins “Wow you have the magic touch”

“Why thank you I’m proud of it my friend now get dressed and show your new boss that own this job”

Yasmin laughs “Oh I will”

She quickly changes into her suit then heads to her car. She pulls up in front of a large office building “Well here we are still can’t believe they hired me I can’t wait to get started” She quickly walks into the building and takes the elevator to her floor. She walks to the secretary desk

“Hi my names Yasmin I’m starting here today”

The secretary nods “You can go right into his office Mr. Ricci is expecting you”

“Mr. Ricci? But I thought I was working under”

“Ms. Hamilton? Well yes you are but Mr. Ricci wants to know all the employees he hires”

“Oh ok I’ll go see him then”

Yasmin walks down the hall This is the first time meeting the CEO I’m so nervous hope I don’t screw this up Yasmin approaches the office doors and knocks

“Come in”

Yasmin pushes open the doors and her eyes marvel at the guy sitting at the desk talking to two other people. She looks him up and down to his muscular features and chiseled face

He nods “Ms. Jackson come in” He turns to the other two men “Let’s continue this later” The men nod then leave the room “Please have a seat” Yasmin sits down “You’re probably wondering why I called you in here”

“The secretary explained it to me she said you want to know all your employees?”

He nods “That’s right I wanna make sure I can trust everyone I hire”

“Well I’m very trustworthy Mr. Ricci”

“Please call me Gabe and I can tell” He picks up a folder “Your resume is very impressive”

“Well I’m a hard worker I make sure I get the job done”

“Good cause I need that confidence on my team” He smiles “Now you’ll start off as my office assistant and we’ll work our way from there sounds good”

Yasmin stands “Sounds perfect thank you”

“You’re welcome now I’ll show you to your office” Gabe leads her across the hallway to an small office “You’ll be right always good to be close by so I don’t have to go looking for you I’ll let you get settled in” He leaves walking to his office

Yasmin walks into her office and organizes her papers then she pulls out her phone

Hey girl

Hey how’s your first day?

It’s going good so far the boss wanted to personally meet with me

Oh really how did that go

Went well and ngl he’s super cute

Ooooh does someone have an office crush?

What? He’s my boss

Doesn’t mean he can’t be eye candy or something more

Stop that he’s probably married

Did you ask?

No that’s not my business

Guess it’s time for me to be an internet sleuth give me ten minutes

Oh boy

Yasmin sighs “I regret telling her nosey self”

Her phone buzzes

Nope no wife, girlfriend or fiancé

You can’t believe everything on the internet he probably keeps it private

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is he

Liz…

Tellllll meeee

Above 10

Oooooh I agree with you he’s fine

I’m ignoring you now

Nooooo give me more deets

Bye Liz

Yasmin giggles as she gets started on the work Gabe sent over  but as she works she blushes I can’t really date him but hey eye candy is the best

Tags: @indiacater​ @mfackenthal​ @the-soot-sprite​

#laws of attraction #Gabe ricci #gabe x mc #choices fanfiction #choices fandom #choices fan fiction

[robinruns]

The Umbrella Academy Season 3 Episode 5

lmao Klaus in heaven... again. Things seasin two lacked, am I right? 😅

Klaus how many times have you died?!

Chet is such a mood lol

Ooooh ok, this explains a lot, and explains it well

I like Fei's outfit

"Wait, you're happy to see me. What's wrong?"

Alison baby 😔

Stan nooo 😬 "promise you won't be pissed" YOU HARPOONED HIS BROTHER!!!

"YOU WERE GONNA DISSOLVE THE BODY?!"

I still don't belong he's dead. Like, nope.

"Help me roll up your uncle in the carpet"

56 times?!?!

"I hope you win" CHET MY BELOVED

LMAO OH MY GOD Klaus coming back to life in the elevator and Diego and Stan's reaction 🤣🤣🤣

Two Klauses? I mean Stan might have a point

Are they in Ohio?

Well there go all the people I was wondering about

Lila don't think I didn't notice the blonde hair dark roots 😉🥵

Poor Harlan. Poor Viktor

Happy family Diego, Lila, and Stan are cute

"I'm the daddy" Diego please, I can only get so heated

Oh Alison! Nooooo girlie! OH NOOO why'd you do that?

NOOOOOOOOOOO WHY?!?! Jesus effin this is getting heavy

Wait when does Five lose an arm?

Alpaca farmer 😄

I'm nervous about Klaus being like "oh I can't die permanently!" Like babe don't

Pogo?! In a biker gang?!

#tua s3 spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #the umbrella academy season 3 #the umbrella academy

[nifreti-ii]

BEEN SUPER EXCITED FOR THE demo to come out, I’ve been following the blog for some time and I am very invested

SO EXCITED OMG

So have my thoughts as I played the game :>

(posting this a weeks after the game released SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS)

When you get saved by the call. I did start laughing when I heard the ringtone though

The red texts, I love it omg eheheheh

My ass do be panicking if I'm late, even by a minute T-T

VIX VIVI BABY BOY ugh am ded

Ash in the back acting like a cool kid~ (i wanna smack him, I dont care If I die)

My brain is whirling alarms looking at ash, the bad mojo is baaaaad

Ill think about ash later, I wanna look at my pookie

Im loving these sprites omg

Awww reese is a bubbly ray of sunshine (must protecc at all costs)

Ooo so many people aCK, I would be so frazzled 

Ooooh yaaaaaa ash is really good at pretending, poor fools

Lilac caring but also being so done, I love it

OH i wanna pinch vix’s cheeks UGH

Bruh vix freaking out and when we make eye contact warms my cold soul

Awww their so cute

OH NOOOOO IM AN AWFUL PERSON!! I declined the hangout and VIX LOOKED LIKE A KICKED PUPPY NOOOOOO

Im grabbing my chest I feel so awful wtf

Why did I have to choose the ‘be a dick’ route, I COULD BE NICE AND CALL IT A DAAAAY

WAAA i wanna hold them, vixie poo my loooove

TBH I HATE concerts, but vix gives such pookie vibes that I would go purely for him. I’ll wear my headphones and be miserable but seeing them makes it so WORTH IT UGH

In the end, IM DOWN BAAAAAAAD. I cant with the fact the vix turns towards you, the most disinterested look on his face till he sees you, AND THEN BLUSHES WHILE TURNING AWAY. They saw us and I could hear the flushed screaming in their head. I saw that shit and just thought ‘hmm, yes. I wish to keep that.’ Akjdgalhw 

Ash is a bitch. I have an aggressive need and want to annoy the fuck out of him. My mind drifts to giving him a shit-eating grin when no one is looking and pretending I never did it :>

I also love the group, They all seem so lovely!!!! I really wanna squeeze them all from how precious they seem to be T_T (i probably missed some thing, tis be the story of my life)

#sktgtp #sktgtp vix #sktgtp ash #Serial killer's guide to psychology #me fangirling so much

[firstkill-liveblog]

episode 1

First Kill (2022) - liveblog

when I tell you I took 10 pages of notes LOL

(spoilers for episode 1 of First Kill below the cut)

love the stylized Netflix font!

ooooh!! the opening song

instant Carmilla vibes

"...that our love is deeper than Edward & Bella's"

➥ omfg the shade

I love the opening

"First Kiss" (episode title)

➥OH?!

so much red, oh my! sexy bloody dreams?

she dresses so soft/pastel-y for a vampire

Juliette feels everyone but her has it all figured out

➥I think most teenagers feel this way; I know I certainly did

that's a lot of lipsticks!

wait! you can see her in the mirror. so that's probably not a part of the lore of this show

the lipstick was her sister's?

(Before He Cheats plays)

➥hell yeah!!

Juliette read the Bell Jar (from her mom's collection) with her friend Ben

➥I need to read that at some point

Juliette dated her childhood friend Ben before they both realized they were gay

Ben's "I'm a luxury few can afford" shirt

interesting distorted music for the blood crave

the sun makes the cravings worse

Juliette's crush on Calliope!!

Ben offers to pull a Cyrano de Bergerac

➥OMG I feel like this is a slight reference to The Half of It (and Sierra Burgess is a Loser)

Juliette + Cal bump into each other and Juliette's pills spill onto the ground

➥this would be a meet-cute if it weren't for the suspenseful music

➥I feel like Cal recognizes the blood pills

➥it's so awkward aaaaahhh

Calliope, Theseus, and Apollo

so they're all named after figures from Greek mythology, interesting!

Cal agrees to go to Ben's party

➥AAAHH

➥awww Juliette is so happy!!!!

vampires have sensory issues? valid

Cal just transferred to the school

➥did she get transferred by her family to specifically hunt Juliette?

a silver bracelet? maybe? those hurt vampires, right?

"You're not my first crush, not even my second. But this one feels different." (Juliette)

➥I appreciate that they're not doing the first crush or first crush on a girl thing

"...like I know we're going to happen. I just don't know when." (Juliette)

➥that is some confidence wow

Cal dropped her bracelet and it burns Juliette

➥YEP! definitely silver! is it an intentional trap?!

➥that burn looks bad

Juliette runs the burn under water and her fangs appear

➥OH NOOOOO

(Don't Assume What You Don't Know plays)

➥this soundtrack is so good

aww Juliette is so happy about Cal!

blood pills don't work forever?

(in reference to sucking blood + killing) Juliette: "I'm not ready" / her mom: "It isn't that hard, just choose someone."

➥so much for supportive parents : (

"It's not scary. It's wrong." (Juliette)

I hate Juliette's mother.

(Elinor recounts her first kill) "He barely even fought back."

➥uhhhh NOT OKAY

Elinor has a whole drawer full of ID's of people she's killed

➥WTF

red lipstick - YES!!

"Stay calm, be prepared, and always finish what you start." (vampire rules)

➥cuz otherwise you'll turn the victim into a vampire?

the lipstick shade is called "Heart Stopper"

➥clever... but also... I wonder if it's a reference to Heartstopper the show?? probably not but still

Ben leaves Juliette to go talk to Noah

➥OOF

Ben is crying?

➥oh noooo

(insert Slumber Party lyrics here)

➥WELP... that's explicit LOL

Cal + Juliette making eyes at each other

➥oh my

Juliette goes to play spin the bottle + Cal follows

➥👀

the bottle is spinning

➥I'm scared

Ben force-turns the bottle to Cal

➥OMG OMG

Cal is wearing rings

➥is that more pure silver??

OH it is the closet version of spin the bottle..

KISS TIME & I'm scared

Cal's rings touched Juliette's face

➥so not silver I'm assuming

WELP this got steamy very quickly

they knocked down a jar of cherries

➥is that an analogy?

Juliette's fangs come out & she bites Cal

➥WAIT... did that really happen??? I thought she might try, but I didn't think she'd succeed

we hear Calliope's perspective

➥YES!!! I love this!!

Cal only feels normal with her family

➥kind of similar to how Juliette doesn't feel normal with all the humans BUT Juliette also doesn't feel like she belongs with her family cuz of different values/morals (not wanting to kill)

Cal has nightmares about monsters

"That's when I learned the worst [monsters] always look human." (Cal)

Cal talking about being "normal"

➥love the parallel to Juliette!

"some disturbed graves, exhumed bodies, some very human-looking teeth" = ghouls?

SWORDS!!!!!

"One day, I'm going to be the greatest hunter who ever lived." (Cal)

➥OOH!! Can Cal and Juliette go hunting just the bad and/or mindless monsters together??!

"Theo was 12 when he made his first kill..."

➥both the vampires and the monster hunters call it "first kill". it works well for the show title tho!

Calliope failed her first chance at a kill

(I Still Taste Fire plays)

➥the soundtraaaack!!!

"When it comes to hunting monsters, there are three rules: pay attention to everything, be prepared for anything, and always finish what you start."

➥these parallels are not subtle at all but I still appreciate them

Cal's brothers go monster hunting and Cal tags along. they have her be the lookout

➥I'm worried one of her brothers is gonna get hurt

"Stop backseat hunting!" (Apollo)

LOL

I wonder if there's gonna be a 3rd one that'll appear... and Cal might try to take it

➥YUP!

Theo's earpiece fell out

➥OH NO

➥and yup, Cal went after it

"I've got this" (Cal)

the 3rd was a vampire instead of a ghoul and it burns into cinders at death

Theo lies to cover for Cal

Cal's dad calls Cal while he's out hunting

Cal's family is moving again soon?

Cal's family get cover identities

Cal definitely has a crush on Juliette

Cal's ex is also a monster hunter and recently got her first kill

➥Cal is envious

Cal's family has a 1000 year lineage of monster hunters

"Even though my family loves me, they always... always underestimate me. But don't you worry, Juliette. I won't underestimate you. Because there's a feeling you get when a monster's breath eases up your nostrils. There's a warming prickle on the back of your neck. So pretend all you want. Pretend to be kind, pretend to be gentle, pretend to be human... But I know exactly what you are."

THE SILVER BRACELET WAS A FREAKING TRAP!!

"You just didn't look like [a monster], but you're the one they warned me about. The kind that leads with a smile.

"You're a monster.

"And I'm a hunter.

"And there's only one way this story ends."

THE STAKE BEHIND HER BACK OMFG

THE PARALLELED INTERNAL DIALOGUE

did that just happen... WHAT?????

#first kill #first kill netflix #liveblog #live blog #first kill liveblog #netflix #spoilers #spoiler #reaction #first kill 2022 #vampire #screenshots #screenshot

[strawberrymilkgeorge]

The feral boys having a french friend

requested by anon (req was specifically about them cursing in french and how the boys would react)

Dream

he fell in love with your voice the moment you first spoke to him

he just thinks everything you say sounds so pretty 

he asks you to say things all the time in english or french just to hear how you say things

like “wait say that again? haha thats so cute”

sometimes you mumble under your breath in french and he always asks you to translate it

so sometimes you curse him out in french and even though he can tell by your tone it was an insult hes entranced and hes like “ooooh what does that mean?”

“I called you a little bitch” 

“it sounded cool”

George

george is used to people making fun of his accent so when they mock your accent he defends you 

like “y/n is adorable why would you do that”

even though you know they don’t do it in a mean way 

but he asks you how to say things in french sometimes because he thinks its really cool 

he got you to teach him some curse words so he could curse everyone out without them understanding, so you two do that often 

and your fans who know french always freak out in chat and think its really funny because everyone is oblivious while you and george say things to them 

Sapnap

sapnap is overly dramatic every time you speak french and makes everyone shut up like “Y/N IS SPEAKING LISTEN TO THEIR VOICE” 

and when you mumble curses hes like “WHAT WAS THAT? HM? SOUNDED KINDA LIKE IT WAS RUDE??” but you’re always like “haha nooooo i definitely didn’t tell you to stfu for sure not that”

but he 10/10 loves your accent and loves learning french if you ever want to teach him some 

Karl 

1982734% never asks what you’re saying and always attempts to translate everything you say

which is especially funny when its completely wrong 

like you curse him out in french and he’s like “oh, i didn’t know you like waffles more than pancakes!” 

“no, karl i said you should get your head out of your ass--”

“y/n are you doubting my knowledge of the french language?” 

“completely.”

Quackity

he also loves to fake translate everything you say and tries to get you to translate what he says in spanish 

usually he’s really off with what he thinks you’re saying but one time he’s like “DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BITCH??” and you’re like “wait actually yeah i did!”

and you’re excited that he got it right but he’s offended because he was completely joking 

#dreamwastaken x reader #dreamwastaken x y/n #dreamwastaken headcanon #georgenotfound x reader #georgenotfound x y/n #georgenotfound headcanon #sapnap x reader #sapnap x y/n #sapnap headcanon #quackity x reader #quackity x y/n #quackity headcanon #karl jacobs x reader #karl jacobs headcanon #karl jacobs x y/n #mcyt x reader #mcyt headcanon #mcyt x y/n

[astaroth1357]

Demon Brothers Meeting the MC’s Family

I mean, if they have any family at all, what could they even tell them anyway? “Sorry Mom, still in Hell so I won’t make Thanksgiving but I’m doing great though!” This is another long one folks, but I lowkey kind of love it a whole lot. Sooo fun to write. One of my favorite posts so far.

Lucifer

Thinks it's a little weird that they’re so adamant to introduce their family to a literal demon but also kinda gets it. Family is the most important thing to him too.

Is very focused on making a good first impression, from image to attitude. Their approval isn’t going to do jack to stop him from being with the MC but he’d still take pride in being able to charm them for a night. Besides, if the MC cares then so does he.

Has more experience with the human world than the others so he’d know a lot of the do’s and don'ts already. They won’t need to worry about him making some kind of slip up.

Would love the irony if the MC’s family is religious at all. Christian/Jewish especially. May or may not play along with their little rituals but is going to make a lot of thinly veiled, passive-aggressive comments towards his "old man."

Would be most comfortable in a setting where there’s a lot of intellectual discussion or debate. He loves to steer a conversation down towards politics or other controversial things to get a rise out of people. The MC may need to reign him in if that’s a big no-go zone.

Isn’t really going to get along with any younger siblings the MC might have. Either he’s too stiff or too scary. If they’re looking for a playmate, look somewhere else.

Also not going to be particularly fond of any pets they have one way or another. Though he may take a shine to pitbulls or rottweilers because they remind him of Cerberus.

Mammon

You sure about this, MC? Him? Really? Are you really sure? He’s going to think they're crazy but he’s not going to refuse.

Will be so freaking excited if they’re from a well-to-do or, dare say, rich family. So much stuff to steal admire. Yeah, yeah no stealing from the MC’s family, he gets it... He’ll really try his best but it might be good to keep an eye on him.

Surprisingly though, he’s not going to be disgusted if they’re from a poor family either because the dude gets it. Money is hard to come by and things can be tough. He might even… pay... for some stuff while he’s there... You know, if he can. Don’t make a big deal out of it… He's got an image to keep.

He’ll try his best to not come off like a total scumbag and it may actually work. He’s rough around the edges but there’s plenty of chances for his better side to shine through as long as he stays on good behavior. 

They will have to be sure that he doesn’t get to talking too much because his dumbass will let it slip that he’s a demon. 

Mammon may not love kids but kids love him and any younger siblings are going to do the same. Even if he calls them little gremlins, he’ll let himself get roped into whatever game they’re playing and make it a lot of fun in the process.

Bring on the pets! He’s more of a dog person but he’ll play with a cat too. He may not be as animal-obsessed as Satan but he loves a good furry companion every once in a while.

Leviathan 

NOOOOO and you can’t make him!!! A social event involving strangers where he has to make a good impression?? Fuck no, that sounds like actual hell and he doesn’t want anything to do with it!

… But he also can’t just let the MC go back to the human world alone because what if they meet someone better than him and get reminded that they’re with a good-for-nothing otaku…? Okay he's going. But he’s going to pout about it.

His first impression is going to make him come off like a nervous wreck no matter what. There’s really no polishing this bundle of anxiety. The best he can hope for is to ride this thing out until it's done.

Will be pretty quiet and cling to the MC like a life-raft the entire night. Refuses to be left alone with their family in any capacity, he could not handle the awkward silence. If they’re going to the bathroom, then he’s going too damnit.

If they have a pretty nerdy family then he might be a bit more comfortable. Especially if any of their siblings/parents game or are into anime. Steering conversation more towards his comfort zones will help him out a lot...

If they have little siblings who play a lot of video games then he is going to be the coolest person in the world. Period. He knows all the best strategies to practically any game out there, demonic or human. He may even loosen up a little bit and start smiling if he gets to wow an audience with his gaming prowess!

Like Lucifer he’s not going to be all that impressed with pets either way. He’ll think fish are pretty neat and probably even reptiles too but don’t expect him to get too cuddly with a dog or anything.

Satan

Doesn’t hate the idea but agrees that his name is going to have to change if they’re really serious about it. “Hey everybody this is my boyfriend, Satan!” is only going to be appealing to very niche circles...

Like Lucifer, he's going to be mindful of how he comes across. He'd rather the MC's family likes him than didn't, even if it's irrelevant, so expect him to be very polite and sociable. Damn near the perfect gentleman.

… Until something/someone sets off his temper. He may not go full Wrath on the situation but it's probably best to get him out of the room real quick so he can cool down.

Would love if the MC comes from an super educated family but it’s not a must. He's the kind of guy who will ask a lot of questions about any person's profession/skills and how things work regardless of background. He's curious that way.

Either way, he is going to show off his smarts and make sure that their family knows where his intellect is at. He wants them to know that the MC picked someone with a good head on their shoulders, after all.

Best keep him away from small children and bratty teens. He isn't exactly opposed to kids, but it takes one little shit to set him off and NO ONE looks good yelling at someone else's kid. Deserved or not.

Will there be cats? Do you have a cat? Please say you have a cat! He's okay with dogs too but if the MC has a cat this man will be ecstatic. The cat will love him and he will love it right back. Honestly, he's already adopted it. It's his now. Who's MC?

Asmodeus

Baby, you can take him anywhere and he’ll be the life of the party! A little family gathering doesn’t matter to him.

Is going to make sure that the moment he walks through the door the MC's family is in awe of what a catch they've got for themselves. He wants them to be proud of their little MC! To him, that translates to looking good and being fun!

Hope this is a house used to physical affection because he will not (and probably cannot) turn it off. Everyone gets hugs. Everyone.

Extra affectionate the whole night. He'll hold the MC's hand or arm or waist or really any part he can get away with. Kisses on the head and cheek aplenty. He may also lowkey butter up their parents with loads of compliments no matter what situation they're in.

If he's told to cool it on the touching though, he may get offended.

Is going to be better with teenage siblings than little, little ones. The man lives to give dating advice, fashion tips, or makeovers, you name it. Though he has to be careful to mention just human products and not some of the stuff he has back home.

Animal fur on his clothes? After he dressed himself so carefully?? No thanks. You can have your cute puppy or your little kitty. He'll take pictures, but he's probably not going pet much.

Beelzebub

Is honestly kind of honored by the suggestion. The MC is already a part of his family so it only seems natural to make him part of theirs. Though he has some reservations, mostly around his appetite...

He doesn't go up to the human world very much because it's really hard for him to stay fed. He's well-known enough in the Devildom that restaurants know what to expect when he walks in. Not so much up there.

Arrange the meeting around a state fair, festival, or carnival where the food is plentiful and he's golden. Hopefully their family won't be too disturbed by how bottomless his stomach is…

Beel is a sweetheart through and through but his lack of knowledge about how the human world, or humans in general, work might come back to bite him. He may need a little 101 about human manners before going.

Truthfully, their family is in for a real treat! This giant may look intimidating, but he's as gentle as they come. The kind of guy who will carry their grandmother’s bags with a smile on his face just for the sake of being helpful. 10/10 Sweetie, mother will approve.

Ooooh little kids are going to love Beel. He'll let their siblings hang off of him like a jungle gym. Will also play games with them if they want him to. Doesn't matter to him, their family is his family too and he wants to see them all happy.

Man wants dogs. Preferably big ones that he can rough-house with but little dogs he can cuddle work too. Do remind him that he can't just rip a whole-ass branch off a tree to play fetch like you could with Cerberus.

Belphegor

Really? You want that? Lol, okay but no promises. This is pretty much the equivalent of sticking two unlabeled chemicals together in a beaker and leaning in to see what happens. Who knows, but now you're stuck in the middle of it.

He's not going to try especially hard to make a good impression or change himself in any way. If their family is into people who are kind of chill and sarcastic then he'll get along swimmingly. If they were expecting more of a Satan type, yeah. No. He's not holding open any doors.

Won't be taking the whole thing all that seriously to be honest, like, what are a bunch of humans going to do if they don’t like him? Tell MC? They're certainly not going to be able to make him leave. He's humoring them at best, even if he's nice, so why bother fussing about it?

Might be a disrespectful little troll at times like pretending to fall asleep or making casual jokes like "Oh no, ma'am. I'm not all that comfortable with that cross over there because I'm a demon. …. Got ya, didn’t I? That'd be silly." *shit-eating grin*

Would appreciate a quiet, slightly introverted family the most. He's going to start getting annoyed if people in the house are too loud and may speed the whole thing along as a result.

Kids are things he'd rather avoid than have to interact with, but if pressed he will humor the little ones too. Don't expect him to do a whole lot of moving, though. If they're happy to just show him things that he can semi-pay attention to, that works for him.

MC has a pet? Is it fluffy? Is it lazy? Bring'em here. Like Beel, he likes big dogs but would rather just bury his face in fluff than try to wrestle it. He may actually fall asleep with them if they lay still enough for it.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #shall we date #obey me luficer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me scenarios #whoyoubringinghome?