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cowgurrrl · 1 year
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“I want to be great or nothing.”
Summary: When world famous rockstar Joel Miller finds himself in some hot water with the press, his PR team suggests fake dating an up and coming actress to refine his image. However, when they actually start spending time together, the happy couple can’t stand each other. Will they be able to turn it around for the cameras or will it all be for nothing?
Warnings: smut indicated with an asterisk, tlou au, fake dating, enemies to ???, Sarah is alive :D
01. Smile You’re on Camera [1.7k]
02. When The Sun Goes Down [2.6k]
03. BWFW [3.8k]
04. Kiwi [3.8k]
05. A plea for tenderness* [7.3k]
06. Blueberry Pancakes* [4.5k]
07. Losing My Cool [1.1k]
08. Never Thought [3.5k]
09. Layla [2.3k]
10. Pine Point [4.7k]
11. Old Friends Die Hard [3.6k]
12. Too Close [2.5k]
13. The Chain [2.6k]
14. From the Dining Table [4.5k]
15. Wonderfully Bizarre [1.2k]
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Drabbles
A Soulmate Who Wasn’t Meant to Be: You settle into life without Joel
Night Shift: Joel settles into life without you
Tennessee Whiskey: A (somewhat) quiet night as you and Joel adjust to sharing life again
Thank God I Found You: You and Joel talk about going public with your relationship
Gold Dust Woman: Oscars season with Joel
The Actress: Red carpet interviews with Joel
Je te laisserai des mots: You and Joel realize forever doesn’t sound too bad
I Want To Marry You: Joel asks you The Question
Kiss Me Once, and Kiss Me Twice: You and Joel get married
Heavy Metal Drummer: When Joel’s drummer suddenly drops out, who better to fill in than the girl who’s been there since the beginning?
Just A Boy: Joel struggles with your newest cast mate
Small Bump: You tell the girls you’re pregnant
Beautiful Boy: You and Joel find out the gender of your baby
Hayloft: Joel being protective of his family
Choreomania: Sammy tries to figure out if he likes what his dad does
Brooklyn Baby: You and Joel welcome your son
Iris: Sarah and Ellie hold Sam for the first time
Hey Me, Hey Mama: Mother’s Day
Jackie and Wilson: A night in the Miller household
Little Wonders: When Mom Guilt takes over, Joel finds a way to support you
Mama’s Boy: Sam’s going through a phase
Daydream Believer: Daisy seems to know something you don’t
As It Was: You and Joel have an announcement
At Last: Sam doesn’t seem to know the difference between real life and acting
Daylight: An almost perfect Texas day with the Millers
Yo Gotti: You and Joel read thirst tweets together
Beautiful Girls: Your first night at home with your twins
Love You: Joel being the best dad to tiny baby angels
Unknown: You find out Violet has asthma
I’m Still Standing: Actors on Actors: You and Carolina Garcia-Long
My Girls: The first of many Sophia and Violet days
Lucky: The girls are going through a phase
Girls On Film: Joel accidentally starts discourse
I’m Just Ken: A Halloween fashion show with the Millers
Live from New York: You and Joel take on SNL
Please Come Home for Christmas: The Christmas season with the Millers
Bug: The BuzzFeed Puppy Interview
So This Is Love: A Beach Day
Salad Days: The t-shirt coup
The Millers: A Year in The Life: A documentary about your lives
Good Old Days: A SAG-AFTRA Career Retrospective
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Extras 🤠
Joel and sundress season*
Dancing with Joel
Your instagram story 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
ACL with the Millers
Joel’s tattoos
You and Joel find out you’re having a baby
Your reaction to questions about kids
Family headcanons
Random thoughts 1
Random thoughts 2
Honeymoon with Joel
Actress!reader freaking out about Joel on Instagram
Talking about your relationship with Joel
Sammy Insta posts
Family instagram posts
Sophia and Violet
Birthday headcanons
What the kids do later in life
Text threads :D 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
The kids’ instagrams
Grandpa Joel
Grandpa Joel pt. 2
Instagram stories: Barbie edition
Random family thoughts
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jg-yuri · 5 months
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anteroom-of-death · 1 month
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I stole this meme format from tiktok 🤪
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thegirlivealwaysbeen · 5 months
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how evergreen our group of friends don't think we'll say that word again!!!
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heloss423 · 1 year
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my mans>>>
(this trend is perfect for them)
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Omg the one for the money thing on tik tok rn, I can't edit for shit but Rosalind is Elvis, Batty is Taylor, Janr is Lana, and Skye is Tyler and i feel this so deeply in my soul that i had to come out of hibernation
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virgo-dream · 11 months
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one for the money, two for the show… ✨
while I don’t post the emojis, have some cursed tiktok trend content 🙏 I love editing short videos like these (and they are good practice for my actual social media work lol)
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dragonsrfire · 5 months
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FOR THESE GUYS
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she’s so iconic
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A VK edit from me :) please do not repost
Zero is so taylor coded and kaname is so lana ❤️
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cowgurrrl · 3 months
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so, I know TONS of artists do these documentaries or whatever and some of them include intimate and personal moments of their lives. I'm just saying! if rockstar!joel had a little documentary made, I feel like there'd be moments/personal and intimate clips of him and actress!reader together, ones that play out while he talks about her during an interview clip or something and it's just SO 🥹🥹🥹 like he'd be so precious and sweet. i love them so much!!!
Okay wait I know I’ve doing little drabbles recently but this is deserving of its own fic 😭😭 thank you for the beautiful idea!
Pairing: rockstar!joel miller x actress!reader
Author's note: wait i really love how this turned out
Summary: The Millers: A Year in the Life [2.3k]
Warnings: discussions of the foster care system, marital bliss, emotions, I think that’s it?? This is literally just fluff
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You didn't know what to expect when you agreed to have a documentary crew follow you around while Joel was working on his next album. You worried it would burst the little private bubble you've spent your career trying to maintain or bring unwanted attention to your family. It didn't do either of those things. If anything, it helped show the world how strong you are as a family unit. You just didn't realize how much they caught until you and your family attended the premiere to watch it in full for the first time. 
The documentary opens with clips of Joel touring, playing loud music, and showing off his rockstar attitude for the cameras but quickly cuts to a quiet, sunny morning in your house. Joel is up and making coffee in the deserted kitchen, his hair a mess and his eyes bleary as he looks at the camera. "'S this the kinda excitin' thing you guys wanted?" He asks in a gravelly voice before laughing at his own joke. The camera follows him up the stairs and to the primary bedroom, where you're still sleeping. He carefully puts the coffee on your bedside table and sits on the edge of the bed, smoothing your hair out of your face. You groan and curl into his body subconsciously, and he smiles. "We're gonna have to leave soon, but I made you some coffee, and I'm gonna get the kids up so you can rest a little longer, alright?" He asks, and you nod, peeking your head up from under the covers to see the cameras. You have to laugh when you spot your own messy hair on screen.
"Oh, hello." You say to the cameraman before turning back to Joel. "Give me five minutes." 
"You can have ten." 
"I love you." You say as he leans down to kiss you. 
"Love you, too." He says, lingering for a moment or two before getting up and padding down the hallway. They follow him until he asks them to wait in the hallway, not wanting to freak out the kids, and they oblige. His microphone picks up his gentle voice, rousing your teenagers awake. 
"Honey, it's time to get up. We've gotta get ready for Sam's game." He says, and a grumpy shuffling can be heard.
"Can we get donuts?" Violet asks, barely audible, and Joel chuckles. 
"Yeah, baby, we can get donuts. I just need ya to get movin' for me, alright?" 
"Okay." She says. He repeats the process twice before it cuts to Joel wearing a baseball hat at the game, cheering Sam on despite the obvious fatigue in his eyes. There are little clips here and there of the game itself, but nothing super significant. It cuts again to Joel in his studio, getting mic'ed up for a solo interview, and there's a big smile on his face.
"D'you guys already talk to my wife?" He asks, and everyone in the room laughs. "I'm sure she had a lot to say." The way he says it isn't malicious. It's fond. Like he knows you so well, he doesn't even need confirmation that you talked a lot about him. Then, you're on screen in your office with all your awards and pictures of the kids on display behind you, half-directing the production team on the best way to use the space. You don't introduce yourself until everything is settled. 
"I'm an actress, director, producer, mother, and Joel's wife." You say, smiling. 
"What can you tell us about your relationship with Joel?" A producer asks, and you laugh.
"God, how much time do you have?" You ask. It cuts again to Joel, who laughs at the same question and starts spinning his wedding band on his finger. 
"Should I start at the beginning'?" He asks.
"If that's what you want." As soon as the words are spoken, early pictures and videos of you and Joel start playing over the interview answers.
"We met through mutual friends a few years after I'd moved to LA, but we didn't start actually dating until about two months after we met." You say. It's not entirely wrong. 
"I remember thinkin' she was beautiful, intelligent, and caring. I just wanted to be with her all the time." He says.
"We were both so busy and in the public eye that I almost didn't think it was gonna work out because we were always traveling for work or getting stuck in the studio or on set. The first test was when he went home to Texas with his daughters for about a month, and we had to find ways to keep in touch," you remember. "That's also the first time I realized I really, really liked him." 
"Just like?" The producer asks, and you laugh.
"It wasn't love yet. Joel will be the first to tell you he fell first."
"Oh, yeah, it was stupid how in love with her I was," Joel's interview cuts in, and you each laugh at the editing. "I was ready to marry her after our third date."
"He said that?" You ask the producer and laugh when she nods. 
"When did you know you wanted to marry him?" 
"Oh, after I met Sarah and Ellie and saw how good of a dad he was. I mean, are you kidding? What’s not to love about that?"
"I don't wanna say too much 'cause it's not only my story to tell, but we were really young when we had Sarah," Joel's voice jumps back in with pictures of him with a baby Sarah. "I didn't know what our lives were gonna look like with just the two of us, and I was so scared that I was gonna fuck her up. She was so perfect and little and I... I wasn't. I was pretty much on my own until my brother got back from Desert Storm, and he moved in with us. Then, it felt like we were raisin' her and each other," he says. "Ellie was, somehow, a bigger surprise than Sarah was. She was in Sarah's school and havin' a hard time. She'd just gotten kicked out of another foster home, and I thought, 'Why doesn't she come stay with us?' I think I thought it would be a temporary thing, but she became a part of my heart. We always say she's not our daughter by blood but by soul, and then there was no way I could live without both my girls. So, we filled out the adoption paperwork and she became ours when she was twelve and Sarah was fourteen. So yeah, I was a single dad for a long time before I met my wife." 
"I want to make it abundantly clear I wasn't scared of the girls. I was scared of ruining their lives by dating their father." You say, laughing at how crazy it sounds now. "I hadn't ever dated someone with kids before, so it was all new! But the girls were so kind and so wonderful. And I don't even know when it happened, but suddenly, I wasn't calling them Joel's girls. I was calling them the girls or our girls. The love was so organic it didn't phase anyone when I started claiming them, too. Granted, that wasn't until we'd been together for quite a while, but still."
"We met her… I wanna say it was a few months after they'd started dating," Sarah says, suddenly appearing on the screen. "She was really cool, and I remember telling Dad how much I liked her. She would come over and help with homework, and we'd do movie nights with all four of us. It felt like we were a family long before they got married."
"Oh, yeah. I mean, it's hard not to like her, y'know?" Ellie says. "Coming from foster care and everything, I remember being hesitant when she came into our lives just because I've had mother figures come in and out for a majority of my life, so I was kinda bracing myself for that. But she didn't do that. She stayed and made our lives better for it." 
"She was never just some person our dad was dating or a stepmom. She was always Mom to us." Sarah says. 
"Yeah, I don't think I've ever called her my stepmom," Ellie laughs. "There was a period of time before they got married where we called her by her name, and then by the time Sam came around, we were both calling her Mom because that's what she is. She's our mom."
"When we were gettin' married, we had friends in the industry tell us, 'y'know marriage is hard, but being married while all this is goin' on is so much harder.' And that was really scary. I'd been through a divorce before, and I didn't want to put either of us through that. Leading up to the wedding, we talked about everything. What we wanted, what we expected from each other, what we wanted our lives to look like, and she was so fuckin' patient with me. She always is. And the day of, y'know, five million things are going through my head, and I'm freakin' out, but when I saw her," Joel gets choked up and has to take a deep breath before he can continue. "That all went away. All I cared about was her."
"We got married in his parent's backyard with like thirty other people there. We didn't want a big wedding and all the drama that came with that. Literally, nobody knew about our wedding except the people who were invited and the photographer, and it was perfect. I would do it all over again if he asked me to."
"That's it? That's all the detail we get?" The producer asks playfully, obviously on the edge of her seat for more, and you nod. 
"Yep." You smile. You go on to talk about the births of Sam and the twins and how that changed everything in your lives before the documentary returns to your day-to-day. 
The documentary catches a bunch of special moments you would've never caught otherwise like Joel calling you down to the studio to play you a riff because he's so vulnerable when he first writes a song. You're the only one he trusts with that vulnerability. "What d'you think?" He asks, looking up from the frets with worry lining his face. "I think it's great. What were you thinking for drums?" You ask because you know he's already thinking ten steps ahead. He shifts through his papers to find what he wrote down. When he finishes explaining it to you, you step closer to him, rub away the line between his eyebrows, and kiss the crown of his head, his hands coming around to hold your waist. "Sounds like you've got a hit on your hands."
Or the kids all joining in on a jam sesh when they're all home at the same time. With Sam's baseball schedule and the older girls' families, friends, and lives, it's hard to find time for all seven of you to get together. But by some miracle, all the Millers find a way home at the same time, and the cameras catch them all in the studio, playing song after song just because they can. They play for so long that the camera crew had to ask you how long you thought they'd go. "Oh, they'll go all night if you let them." You say with a huge smile on your face. Your family was all under one roof. How could you not be ecstatic?
Or when Joel visited you on set with flowers when you were having a rough day. He found you sitting in your trailer with your head in your hands, tears rolling down your cheeks, and he quickly asked the camera crew to stay outside. His mic stayed on and picked up everything. "I don't think I can do this." You cried into his shirt. You were still relatively new to directing and had hit a wall. It felt like things kept stacking up against you, and you were so tired. 
"What's goin' on? Talk to me." He said, and you quickly dove into exactly what was wrong, fighting tears the whole time. When you finished crying, he kissed all over your face and whispered affirmations to you. "You can do this, okay? These are just little hiccups. If anyone can handle them, it's you. Just take a second to breathe and tell me what I can do to help you." 
"I don't know. I don't know." Your voice got thick with emotion again, and he shushed you gently. 
"Why don't we get you somethin' to eat, and then we can talk bout it? How's that sound?" He asked, and you hummed. 
The screen fades to black during your crying session in the trailer, and suddenly, you hear Ryan's shaky, loving voice announcing your name at the Oscars for Best Director. It cuts to you sitting there, stunned into silence, as everyone around you claps. Seeing those two clips so close together made you tear up and reach for Joel's hand in the theatre. The rest of the documentary goes through his recording process until the Grammy's, where he won three for the album being documented. In the last few minutes, it returns to Joel in his studio, picking at his nails.
"It is hard. I'm not gonna sit up here and pretend like just cause I've been in it for a while, I'm better at managing it all. I'm not. There are a million things I'm sure I'm doin' wrong, or I've fucked up. But my family, they love me despite everything," he says. "Every day, I wake up, and I choose them. Without them…" he trails off, tears welling in his eyes. "Without them, I'm nothin'. Most of the time, I don't feel half good enough to deserve them, but I'm tryin' to be better. I think that's all I can do. It's all I wanna do." With those wise words from the man you love so much, the credits start rolling on The Millers: A Year in the Life, and everyone in the theatre stands and claps. You turn to Joel and kiss him, with tears falling from both of you and smile against him.
When you agreed to have a documentary crew follow you around, you were sure what to expect. You didn't think your day-to-day lives were anything spectacular, but seeing them edited together like that, you see how wrong you were. You forgot how special it is to share your life with him and find sweet moments between all the chaos. For as private as you try to be, you're glad that, in a hundred years or so— when you and Joel are long gone, and your kids are old— people will be able to watch this and see how much you loved each other. How you chose each other time and time again. How you celebrated each other's wins and mourned the losses together. 
A wise man once told you that the best decision he'd ever made was marrying his wife one hot Texas day many moons ago. Now, more than twenty years later, you'd be inclined to agree with him. It's hard and not always the best of times, but if you could go back in time, you wouldn't change a single thing. You'd sign the contract, go on the fake dates, fall in love, move to Ireland, and rekindle your relationship all over again if it meant you'd have a sliver of the happiness you have now. 
Best decision ever.
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mayzi33 · 11 months
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Did this out of boredom. Hope I'm not too late for this trend........(also I hope it fits- I tried)
Also yes I did use pictures I took from my book itself. Idk but I think it gives a certain aestethic to it-
And please tell me im not the only one who sees Theo as a swiftie (even tho im pretty sure Taylor Swift wasn't a thing back at their time...)
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cryingabtab · 11 months
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One for the money, Two for the show
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wonderkat11 · 7 months
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One For The Money, Two For The Show but it's the Mario Girls
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tolerateit · 2 years
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category five champagne problems bridge moment
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dragonsrfire · 25 days
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ONE FOR THE MONEY TWO FOR THE SHOW - THE DPS TAKE
Cause I got bored - but also Nuwanda is totes Lana Coded
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