The way I just about had an aneurysm when Martin's voice started talking for the computer AND THE WAY I FUCKING ALMOST BAWLED THE SECOND JON'S VOICE STARTED TALKING. I'm severely unwell I fucking can't. They computerized the GUYS AUUGHH
Every time I see the fanart con o neill reblogs on Twitter I get a little closer to hell, at what point will I see a piece of fanart of izzy getting fucking railed by Edward and Con will have reblogged it with the caption ‘love it x’
Because fucking hell we’re getting close, I bet he fucking reads the fanfiction. He makes me want to write fanfiction in the hope that he’d read it. Am I a slut? In theory.
My grandson drew his favorite scary pasta character! I don’t know what scary pastas is but he likes it! He says his name is ticky Toby. I think he looks a little odd but he makes my grandson happy so I like him! I’m going to put this on my wall and surprise my grandson next time he comes over. He said he’ll draw another spooky pasta called slander man? I don’t know who that is but my grandson says he wears a suit and I love men in suits🤭👵
Okay now it’s really a problem ToT I really do love this lil jackass, and you might be thinking “why is he your favorite??” Well it’s bc he’s from Florida, And I am from Florida. And I love lil bastards 🦐🦐
And it’s really not that hard to be my fav tbh, just have one thing I like and then BAM! you’re my favorite >^<
“english isn’t my first language so sorry for any mistakes”
proceeds to write the most gut wrenching canon divergent moonwater fic with the most detail to plot solid leading characters with valid flaws and actual growth as human beings and an ambiguous open ending that leaves me craving so carnally for more that my bones howl for it
got my twitch wrapped today .. now i’m outside smelling the fresh air looking at the sky feeling the breeze .. might just walk around the neighborhood for a while … maybe jog .. maybe even skip around a couple of times … maybe even fill out a job application or two .. who knows