he's afraid of death. he wants to die sometimes. he's good with animals; not his own. he's good with kids; not his own. he makes nonviolence a flaw. he's a judgmental bitch. his sense of danger is on a ten second delay. he's a coward. he loves his wife so much his legs give out when he sees her. he cheated on her. he hates the powerful. he'll sell his morals for community. he's gullible. he won't gatekeep magic, even from his enemies. he "doesn't do magic." he's nosy as hell. he swears constantly. he will always get into fights with children. he will always lose. he hates cages in all forms. he has never verbalized a thought correctly.
Since I'm in my Inkheart era again: this copy of Inkspell (my favourite book of all time) that Paul Bettany aka Dustfinger signed for me is my precious ✨📚