#one could even say

[maybeinanotherworld]

tad really wrote all of fair and then expected me to be normal

#there is not a day that goes by that i don't think about the way joey sang 'and he adores her' #the amazing devil #joey batey #madeleine hyland #one could even say #it's not fair #how unreasonable #hahah #i'm so funny #i'm sorry

[man-down-in-hatchet-town]

Wayward Guide Crack Theory: Ryan Reynolds is Low-Key Psychic

Okay, yeah, this sounds ridiculous. But it's actually not that far out there? After all, Prism seems to be an absolute cash-grabbing hack, but her tarot cards nonetheless predict her death from a werewolf attack, establishing that Divination and psychic happenings are very much a part of Connor Creek's world. And Ryan... just seems to know things. He feels the most strongly of anyone that Miner Mole is up to no good, reads Artemis like a book and believes she's the person to help save Connor Creek, predicts his own death just like Prism's cards, and even pre-quotes exactly what Lesly is going to say about his story. (Yeah, okay, that last one is a repetition joke but why can't it be both that and a prediction??)

Ryan obviously doesn't consider himself psychic--he doubts himself when he talks about people trying to kill him--but he still picks up on a lot, including some things people would rather keep hidden. Maybe his powers aren't strong enough for him to know they're there, but impact his behavior and world-view all the same.

(The big hole in this theory is that Ryan doesn't seem to have picked up on the town's biggest secret--the existence of werewolves. But who's to really say he hadn't? Maybe part of the reason for reaching out to Artemis was to save them...)

#this is so silly #one could even say #cuckoo bananas? #But if it is a load of hooey it's a fun one #I'm having fun with references in the tags #Anyways #Wayward Guide #Wayward Guide for the Untrained Eye #Ryan Reynolds #Tin Can Bros #rewatchers2000

[the-converse-high-top]

nothing is better than finishing your paper and then making it double spaced. WOWZA!! it's so much longer than i thought :D

#goes from 3 to 6 pages with the click of a button #one could even say #it grow

[basichextechml]

Abble

(this should be a transparent png who fucking knows though!)

#he has lil apples in his eye #one could even say #it’s the apple of his eye #him and chuu would have a tea party together #welcome home wally #wally darling #welcome home #welcome home fanart #wally darling fanart #my art

[jekyllnahyena]

me, listening mikaele salesa say that he really doesn't care what happens to the people he sells eldritch artefacts to, as long as he gets paid and live a quite comfortable life, technically causing a good amount of suffering and horrible death on the way: "I love u 🥺"

#tma #mikaele salesa #I love him a lot and I'm finally on one of his own statements <3 #one could even say #he's my blorbo <3

[rad-rat-with-a-tophat]

WAIT YOUR RAT IS WEARING TRANS SUNGLASSES HDKSBFKE!!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

🐀🔥✨🏳️‍⚧️trans rat✨🎸🏳️‍⚧️🐀

#one could even say #a transratsite #i'll see myself out #ratsks

[thatdykepunkslut]

Taylors wift is just elon musk for horse girls and gays who are afraid of faggots

#punkblogging #if any of y'all call me a fucking misogynist for this #I literally almost exclusively listen to women fronted bands it's not because she's a woman #I even listen to pop sometimes!!! (I mean not radio pop but still) #she is just fucking lame as a human being and she's an awful songwriter and an industry plant in the exact same ways as musk #I could say this about most men in the music industry as well but no one is out here fucking worshipping... idek I literally #do not know enough men fronted bands to put together an example

[theoldkyokodied]

The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale) #anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

[inkskinned]

the problem is that being single is seen as the consolidation prize, and not the natural neutral state of being-a-person. at the end of the movie or the book or the poetry, there is a person waiting for you at the altar, and they love you. if the play is a comedy, everyone gets married. the metaphor is about how you are not-whole. the metaphor is about how everyone is going to be happily-ever-after. the metaphor is that romantic love is the most important resource on the planet, not just all-love. all-love is not a thing, that is a disappointment. the treasure is not the friends we made along the way. the treasure is the girl you landed.

the metaphor is that you cannot be alone, that means you are broken. are you getting over someone? that is acceptable, you can be getting over someone, but not for long. you must be single because you would rather not be single. you must be single and looking to not-be-single. you must want to date, eventually.

friendship and community are never seen as being equal-to or even-better than romantic connection. that person is your one! you need to find them. you need to hunt through the sand particles until you can shift out some kind of gem. this is regardless to your own experience of the beach and the sun. you need to be somewhere with someone.

if you are taking this time alone to heal, that is so sad. everyone gives you this little pitying look. the understanding is that you are not actually happier than you were before you were single. it is seen as a sort of pity - oh, you are choosing yourself, making yourself the priority? - that isn't quite right. you must mean that you are making yourself ready for the right person. you are just laying the bed better this time. open up your heart. you'll find them, we promise!

what do you mean you're really-truly genuinely-very happy? you are probably misremembering what it was like to be in a relationship. and besides, once you meet your person, that time will look grey and bland and wasted. your person is the only way for you to see in color. so what if you have taken this time - for the first time in your entire life - to actually-for-real do the fucking work. you can be proud of yourself, sure. but the way we need to know that you got better is that you get a partner. you're healed enough for the next bad part!

people don't choose to be single, they just say they're choosing to be single - they actually mean "nobody wants to date me." it doesn't matter how many people you have gently rejected or how many times you've talked it over carefully in therapy. what matters is that you are single, and by all accounts - that means you are something worth our pity. your successes and life all seem pale in the sunlight. sure, you have done amazing things and finally found your way in life. what matters is that there wasn't a person in the room with you while you did it.

you want to tell them - that's the whole thing. i didn't know how to be alone in the room. i didn't know how to handle the silence. every moment was so sharp, and i kept choosing the wrong way to close the door. i have spent my entire life in the empty well, living in the ricochet of someone else's cruelty. for once i have built myself a ladder. for once everything i taste is all mine, every bite of sunshine and laughter. i have learned how to sleep out in the open with my memories. recently, they have started to purr.

your father rolls his eyes. listen. this isn't about you. i just want a grandchild in my future.

#writeblr #i actually didn't want a girlfriend before nat #and my dad recently said to me - raquel. i don't approve of the promiscuity #1. i am 30. #2. i had casually dated about 4 people over 18 months. #3. i do believe he was just mad that i get more girls than he ever did #i had to look this 60 yr old deacon in the eye and say. okay so i have a girlfriend first of all im just not tellin yall about her #and secondly. #OKAY???? OLD MAN I DONT EVEN LIVE HERE WHAT ARE U GONNA DO ABOUT IT #briefly considered asking nat if i could pretend we were a one night stand kind of a thing

[atlafan]

#I’m not even leaving an option for none #reblog if you didn’t read any I guess??? shame on your English teachers though #I say that as if I actually read any of these cover to cover lmao #I think the only ones I actually read cover to cover were lord of the flies #of mice and men #wide sargasso sea #night #the canterbury tales #I wish I could make more answers the options should be limitless

[reverieprince]

but as it is (and it is)

#my art #clutches my head in agony #idont know what to say even. yeah #narumitsu #ace attorney #7 year gap #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright ace attorney #what if we were two slow dancers last ones out.... #to think that we coild stay the same to think that we could stay the same to think that we could stay the same etc... #grabbing your shoulders do you get it. do you g

[hellolovers13]

God your writing is amazing!!! Like i’m eating that shit UP. Hope you’re having a good day!!!

Thank you so so much nonnie <3

#lovely ghosts #my writing #my day is amazing actually #one could even say #it is heaven <3

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better #hogwarts legacy #hphl #ominis gaunt #ominis gaunt x mc #ominis gaunt x oc #ominis x mc #hogwarts legacy ominis #hogwarts legacy fanart #hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO #its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA #this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO #i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE #what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok #also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too #HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC? #meanwhile #also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done #A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES #choccyart

[bluerosefox]

Possessed Pearl's

You know how in some ghost stories sometimes its not a person or a land that's haunted but the items?

Well what if, when looking for a mother's day gift for his mom, Danny is looking around a pawn shop and finds a necklace, it's missing some pearls but it's just enough to pass off as a decent gift. Danny humms but decides against it and goes to leave it....

That was until he gasped out blue frost and spots a ghostly woman appear out of the necklace with a somber smile. She isn't as seeable as the other ghosts in Amity though, meaning she doesn't have enough ectoplasm on her own (that might change the longer she's in Amity and around Danny though) and that right now only Danny can see her.

And Danny well... hes been doing his hero gig for a bit now, might go and ask if there was anything he can do to help.

And later Danny's good deed... bites him back. Oh boy. Because now he has the Bats looking into Amity Park... Wait what do you mean Martha is now strong enough to be seen?!

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x dc #crossover #blue rambles #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #Martha Wayne necklace #her ghost got stuck to it in her panic of being dead #this piece of necklace was the one cops took for evidence and was meant to return to Bruce #but lets say crooked cop decided to.... pawn it off #so it got lost before Bruce could even try to track it down #he found other pieces and replaced the lost ones but still #Martha soul has been attached to the pearls for years now and has kinda resigned herself to this fate #she knows her son is doing well from the stories shes managed to hear but not everything #she also knows at least Thomas is with Bruce #but what she didnt except after all these years for a boy who looks so strikingly like a teenage version of Bruce to come help her #Danny is gonna help... only to have it bite him in the butt #because once he delivers the necklace to Bruce it might turn his sights to Amity #Martha is the one that tells Bruce about Danny after finding out he's Batman btw #the kind ghost boy who has ghost hunter parents and the giw and the creepy godfather who cloned him and- #Martha is a mother. remember that.

[lorebird]

Sacrifices and parallels

#my art #life series #secret life #third life #goodtimeswithscar #pearlescentmoon #grian #secret life spoilers #traffic smp #traffic series #eyestrain #maybe?? #blood #I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABT THIS MAN. #offering to die and lose but being refused #and the sacrifice dies anyways #there can only be one winner #grian called third life a double victory but no one has ever recognized it as such #even in double life where you could only ever end with two players!! there was only one crowned as winner!! #then she turns around and says she’ll sacrifice herself for scar. he refuses. he says they’ll go down together #they’ll call it a double victory #but it comes down to one winner anyways #just like always #long post

[raveartts]

#raveartts #hazbin hotel #alastor #pride month #aroace alastor #aroace #i finally made that pride art for him 😍 #3 days late but eurhghgh whatever #i'm sure it's obvious I referenced that one pose in Stayed Gone. like. heavily. #anyways though i just really like alastor being ace #he's one of the few characters ever to even get that trait #AND he's a serial killer??? could i ask for any better 😍 #other people may say that's kinda sucky rep but fuck you i like him for his horrible morals and problematic swag #I thinkgh i spent the last year or two kinda on the fence like considerinngggg maybeeee i'm ace??? #and then he was kinda what got me researching it to the point that I actually understood how attraction even works (i think-) #and thus I have been able to decide that uhmg...yeah. i Do Not Feel It #thank you mister serial killer for showing me the light 🙏