#old man number 5

[slutdge]

why old mens hips if not for me to Grab

#im trying to hit it from the back peepaw!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dilfphobia #old man number 2 #old man number 5

[kaybreezy3000]

Imagine Five trying to do normal stuff...

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#number five fanart #five hargreeves fanart #tua fanart #number 5 #five hargreeves #number five #kaybreezy-on-a03 #Dolores #mannequin dolores #five x dolores #feral Number Five #dolores tua #number five hargreeves #number five humor #grumpy old man 😂 #number five imagine #the umbrella academy #digital art #procreate #my favorite guy

[fishareglorious]

I've been playing a few stages of chapter 5 now. Prisoner in the Cave? wrong. more like Regulus and her Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Time in Aperion

#regulus #reverse 1999 #certified #girl keeps getting Ls every single damn chapter. #loses her boat. gets attacked by dolphins. gets discriminated the entire time for being an irrational number. almost gets thrown back to #the sea. gets fucking bitten by 37. gets detained by giant birds for picking up a grape and sent straight to jail. sonetto is on death row. #i think the only W she's gotten currently is that whole ceres discovery thing and even then i'm pretty sure she and APPLe were just #high as balls in that moment. aperion carbuncles got dat potent ass zaza down there #at the same time her va is KILLING it man i hope carina reeves had a grand old time voicing regulus in the entirety of chap 5

[lookingforhappy]

Smth abt having physical tangible proof that all ur stress and effort and suffering was worth it in the end or smth idk

Tried out a diff painting style but idk how to feel abt it…

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #number 5 #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #dilila baby #dilila #my art #fanart #fives outfit used to be weirder but oh well #old man sweater vest it is

[welcometoteyvat]

jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship' #like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)??? #at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍 #JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings! #zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

[cainite-bite]

one of my most favorite pet peeves is when someone talks about an old edgy game and is like "its a shame because you couldn't just make that nowdays it would NEVER have been allowed its a shame how we've fallen" but like you get to look at them in comparison to things we have now that are actively even more grusome than ever. People say manhunt couldn't be released today because its too brutal but then the last of us has some extra brutal executions too, and don't even get me started on how the MK series is nowadays. "they would have to censor the story so heavily today so im glad [blank] came out years ago" they say, as some weren't already censored to tone it down- a perfect example of that is always going to be Twisted Metal Black where they changed up Raven's, Dollface's, Agent Stone's, Preacher's, John Doe's story to simmer them all down and lighten the blow, expunging certain levels ambient sounds because the implications of domestic violence, and the changing of No-face's surgical cutscene to make it not as explicitly nasty and meanwhile modern games have been actively stepping it up to be even worse.

"Games are just too prudish nowdays we couldnt even get another ghostly desires LOL" and meanwhile the front page to steam is literally littered with hentai games. that do not hide the lewd and raunchy screenshots. sometimes its a freshly creampied pussy in your face. yeah that. Im sorry but there's so much god damn porn games that are available to buy and some of it is mainstream even (Huniepop for instance).

Back in the day NightTrap was rated as an Adult game. Now? It's T for teen because how tame it kinda is. We're not as prudish or pearlclutchy on literally any of these points as we used to be and thank fucking god for that- but literally take off the nostolgia goggles cause its fuckin blinding you sweetie

#i remember the panic that came out about games like doom and how violent they were #so many hackles were raised and it was so scandalous #the newest ones are even more so and there's hardly a peep #gta was certainly contreversial back in its day but especially 3 set off shit like you would not believe but 5 actively pushes way past it #and there's less about it now- ffs the hot coffee made it back into the remasters by accident #and despite knowing that there was even less of a hubub this time of round for San andreas than back then #literally so few care about that now #but even CoD is getting more graphic than it and so many other games are too #gta just doesnt have its oomph anymore #and i wanna say that's a good thing because there's more artistic freedom with that #but we can't just be so deluded as to pretend we've not gotten heavier about all of this #because we have and it really shows #none of the old contreversial series seem near as bad now when half of everything is rivaling it #ballad of gay tony showed dick and everyone was so up in arms about it #in numbers we couldnt even see for Outlast Whistleblower for seeing a man's dick chopped off and him split open to make a birthing statue #and that is so fucking wild??

[sharkneto]

“Seems pretty big to me.”

It’s about perspective, Klaus, get on a fifty-eight-year-old-thirteen-year-old’s level.

#also obsessed with his old man slouch #number 5 #five hargreeves #number five #tua #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers

[devilishdelights]

we old man-ify solomon and lucifer but. they are all old ass men

#top 5 quickest deaths number 1 being when you call asmo an old man

[gil-notskajla]

haiiiiii looks like im about to get more active here since that muskrat piece of shit wants broke bitches like me off-twitter! i will be tagging irrelevant tweet-like posts with uuuuh maybe "giltweet" so if anyone doesnt want to see those and just wants longer posts and arts mute that 👍 godbless

#giltweet #now that i think abt it i think im physically unable to geniunely spam on tumblr #but hey im gonna keep my word! #elons so funny tho like he thinks he can force us to pay for twitter #odklejony he cant comprehend i dont have that kind of cash i need to buy food man twitter aint air and water #now that whole site is gonna turn into mf who paid for twitter recycling 5 yr old videos and swarm of bots going INTERESTING under it #rinse and repeat #if muskrat doesnt go back on this decision it will suck twitter geniunely was a good influence to me #it gave me proper push to create with numbers and interactions and nice people #twitter

[slutdge]

if he didnt want me to cook him up into little steaks then maybe he should stop being so cute

[kaybreezy3000]

Favorite Old Man ❤️

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#number five fanart #five hargreeves fanart #tua fanart #five hargreeves #number five #number 5 #kaybreezy-on-a03 #my art #my favorite guy #digital painting #old man Number Five #the umbrella academy #tua five #tua fandom #procreate #those eyes #oh how they twinkle when he's happy #happy five

[empyreanmirror]

some unnamed feeling

#tempted to make this officially (unnamed fursona) but i am not ready to do the bloody emotional work needed to bring back #Fun Fursona Made Specifically For Art With Bitch Ex And Bitch Ex-Best-Friend #GOD.... i said ''time to stop being a coward and just do it'' but i went to their toyhouse page and got blasted with the wolf collar #the whole ''its to guard against my partner whos like a dangerous wolf :)'' shit puke #they deserved better tho so fuck it they can come back as a grumpy fat old man #oc: unnamed #litcherally been Unnamed on toyhouse for.... #5 YEARS 5 MONTHS CHRIST OK @ MYSELF 55 I GET IT 5 IS MY NUMBER #oh my god. 10th of august. 5 years 5 months 6 days. ok lmfao #do extensive self work to connect with your future self. get continuous urges and messages from your future self #play smart games win smart prizes

[kstarlitchaotics]

Old comics is just something else. You have Spidey here refusing to work with Doom and then trying to capture one of the top villians by web and all Doom has to do is be in a room next to his robotic self and that's all it takes to avoid being captured not like today's standards

#marvel #marvel comics #spiderman #spiderman comics #old comics #doctor doom #the amazing spider man number 5 #60s comics #stan lee #marvel fandom

[awkward-smirks]

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#thinking about being a Gifted Kid or whatever #not in a negative way or whatever #but every week - my 4th grade class would go to the other building to do state test prep #but the so called 'smart kids' would stay back #and my teacher would literally use the entire hour to play sudoku with us every single day on the overhead projector #like this 30ish year old man would be sitting in our almost empty classroom with us 5 10-year-olds stuck on where to put the next number #anyways i miss him and i hope he's doing well :) he was the hardest teacher i have ever had and taught me how to study/learn/think #i still think of him when i play sudoku or when anyone talks about gifted kids bc yeah im burnt out and dumb now but i had fun #sandy rambling

[ofieugogyshz]

silver probably has nicknames for some of his contacts in his phone, few though they are.

usually it's "annoying person #1" "annoying person #2" etc for his friends

if he's had to add me it's probably "annoying lady"

#lance and clair get proper names... probably. well maybe clair gets something snarky #lance probably went from ''annoying old man'' to his actual name LOL #one day silver goes to change it and realizes he has 5 more contacts than he expected having. which is any number higher than 0 #(he also prob has his dad's #but under 'old man' or something that's saved but not named... #tsundere stepson #anyways sorry this was just funny to think about okay

[be-good-to-bugs]

i love firealpaca but the color picker is SUCH a pain. how hard is it to have value adjuster things??

#the bin #idk 9fnim just not finding the option to show the value editors but i think it just doenst have them #its so much easier to make colors that look good together with those #all the fuckin tutorials u see ppl make abt how to puck colorsnthat look good together talk abt looking at the numbers or where they are on #the 2 bars and stuff. but firealoaca doesnt have those so its a huge pain. i really like the program but its SO fucking annoying #color is something i desperately wanna be batter with and firealpaca just sucks for it. it has the square and the wheel or bar but none of #the sliders to adjust only the hue or the saturation or anything. i NEED those. even fuckin ibis has those #its still a good program. it runs so smoothly and its most features id need and good brushes and the autosave works like. unbelievably well #ive never lost an image. even on my 2 prev laptops which were super bad. but man. why does the color thing gotta lack such important #basic things as that. there is a filter thing you can use to do it kinda but its super annoying. #i dont wanna have to open a separate program just to pick colors. esp cause i javent been able to find anything exclusively for that #theres apps but my ohone screen ofc look different to my laptop so it doesnt help. #i tried switching to krita bc of this but i didnt like it. ill have to try some other ones out. i hope that maybe one day theyll update it #and add it cause i dont wanna switch. #my sister uses csp and she says its nice. tahts like a one time purcase i think so i could maybe try it out. its got a demo i think #i also need to find a good 2d animation program. ive only found 1 for free that let you put audio in and i didnt like it so ill need to keep #looking. i pirated a mn old version of adobe animate like 5 years ago and i remember really liking how it worked so maybe ill try that #i like firealpacas animation feature. ut works pretty well for a program that isnt really made for animation and i already know the program #so its worth the kinda annoying bits. but i need something i can put audio into #i miss making art more. i feel sad that i dont much anymore. i get bored really quick or my body starts to hurt and i have to stop now