#old man number 2

[slutdge]

I like that the way you talk about middle aged men is almost misogynistic

slaps that old mans ass and says "youd be prettier if you smiled more"

#i mean the old man in question's got like negative ass but im still gonna slap it anyways #asks #dilfphobia #old man number 2

[yungstarr00]

I really be calling grown ass men who don’t even know I exist my babygirls…idc, though💀

#damian priest #he is baby girl number 1 #jey uso #is number 2 #thomas ian griffith #is number 3 #that’s my old man bbg🤭 #santos escobar #my new babygirl fr #🧎🏾‍♀️

[p4nishers]

Hi there my friend. I’m not sure if anyone have already asked about this but I really want to know what the top five reasons why Lokius is a great ship to you. Of course there are more than five reasons. But if you can name only the top five ones, what would they be?

oh i've been waiting for this one. ok so they wont be in order or anything bc i simply cannot rank them but here we go:

the fact that loki has never had someone like mobius before meeting him. never had someone care about them and see them while knowing them so deeply and wanting to know them more and more and being able to sit in their presence without judgement. it's like they changed each other so much and gave each other another chance in their own different ways and a friend can absolutely do that for you but it's just so romantic with them

they just know each other so well and they dont use that knowledge against each other. like all their arguments are just arguments, they're only hurtful when they make it personal and that only happens bc they just care SO MUCH. like mobius in s1ep4 cared enough to be hurt that loki left him and he cared enough to be jealous at sylvie and loki cared enough to be hurt by his "betrayal"

loki falling asleep in mobius' presence in the SECOND EPISODE when they made it clear they dont sleep around ppl they dont trust. in fact i think this was the only time we ever saw them sleep. like if that doesn't tell you everything you need to know idk what does

the fact that mobius studied loki for SO long and knew everything about them but upon meeting them he didn't treat him like a tourist attraction or some fictional character, they just treated him like a person. as tom said, mobius is able to be detached from loki's drama and not because he doesn't care, but because he sees beyond it and knows it's just an act. he knows a mask when he sees one.

the devotion they have for each other. the way the first thing on loki's mind was to search for MOBIUS when sylvie betrayed them. and they searched in places they visited TOGETHER!! the fact that they didn't give up even when it was clear mobius didn't remember them and the fact that mobius checked his tempad and immediately wanted to look for loki when casey said they were back. the devotion it took for loki to not give up on mobius when he didn't remember them ONCE AGAIN because they couldn't do it without him by their side. they could have, they just didn't want to. the devotion in the sentence "it's about who". they're able to save the multiverse for mobius, they love him that much.

#additional number 6 is that its mutual 'i want to fuck that old man' (gn) #<- that's tj but they're too right for me to not add it #loki season 2 #loki series #mobius m mobius #lokius #loki

[thylacid]

so was anyone gonna tell me that bristlefrost was roughly 20 moons old when she died

#awesome rowan art #warrior cats #bristlefrost #im getting that number from the warriors wiki btw . i dont actually know how old she was but good lord . she was so young #she makes me sick she makes me want to start killing something with a rock #she makes me so ill and insane and evil #just. god. not even 2 years old when she died. man. #even when you take into consideration how cats mature (and how they mature in the books) thats . god

[laddertek]

after 19k live viewers watching that stream there better be more tango/etho fan content 😂

they have no right being such a rarepair

#hermitshipping #hermitcraft #tango tek #ethoslab #tangotek #tangtho #decked out 2 #tango can mock everyone in chat being etho fans but he is the number one in love with that man #the way he just has so much adoration and respect for him #etho does something mildly great and tango can't stop himself going stupid silly raving about him #and etho was the 1 person whose reaction he wanted most. who he took a screenshot of #and yet loves to rip into him as well #and etho! etho's so comfy around tango! #he always laughs just because of him. you hear him smiling because of him. he teases him freely too #and always ready to give praise to tango! with this. with DO1. with the nether hub... #and an outlet for his curiosity too #(and not to mention the way etho looks out for tango in the life series) #also. you want married couple vibes? the way when etho broke the sign instead of editing it and tango was like #'what you think this is 2012? you can tell he's old school 🙄😁' and then immediately is like 'you need white dye? sure 🥰🏃‍♂️' #like that's his boy! he will tease him and at the drop of a hat be wanting to get him anything he needs #and just. the way over the seasons you see them go from 'we should be friends' to 'we're really really friends' is so special #and like if etho honestly thought about who his top 3 besties on the server are I'm p sure tango would be one of them #they're toothachingly blushingly duo of all time #no right to be so underrepresented! #they love being w each other!!! #they're so fun <3 they have fun together

[welcometoteyvat]

jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship' #like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)??? #at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍 #JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings! #zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

[dogtoothd]

ketheric thorm u were the only bitch i ever respected rip fly high king

#thought u killed the worst guy but surprise there’s 2 immeasurably more insufferable ones behind doors number 2 n 3 #ur tav gets to the city and meets the other 2 chosen and starts scratching their head. like what is THIS #the girls are so much worse than we could’ve ever predicted and now head in hands like FUCK we’ve got to go back n get the crumbled old man #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #ketheric thorm

[ddenji]

RAHHHH fujimoto bringing back sword hybrid guy… please bring back others….. i miss them……

#csm #chainsaw man #chainsaw man manga spoilers #csm 138 #csm part 2 #hehe i was kicking my feet when i saw him #fujimoto please… id love to see some other hybrids from before…. #like reze…. #or quanxi….. PLEASE QUANXI #also denji being the number 1 misandrist of all time never gets old #spence.speaks

[fritzes]

congrats to andy murray for winning old man battle #1

#check back tomorrow for old man battle number 2 lol

[oddtripps]

Ducc demanding to be TheDad is probably the funniest thing from the show

to me anyway

#🦆🐾 #dhmis #‘I am ur dad’ ‘but I already got a d-‘ ‘I AM DAD I AM DAD I AM DAD’ #**crushes his hand 2 death** #he’s such a teenage girl I hate him so much (( affectionate )) #this is literally one of the last few images I have of Them and it was done what………….years ago now?? idk man passage of time is wack man #don’t really wanna put this in the dhmis tag but tumblr works like poop so to categorise junk I gotta tag #I’m still petrified that ppl will regonize me and my junk but I can’t keep hidden under my bush if I wanna get better #ps I have a backlog of old stuff I gotta put somewhere #im using an iPod touch atm to access this place so I can’t really make my blog pretty without a puter #I sold it cause I wanted a scooter #I am responsible with my belongings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #if it’s obvious by now I like talking in tags #that’s why I hated twitter cause numbers were gonna get me also I can blabber all I want here lol #musk won’t let me blabber cause he hates my autistic swag

[slutdge]

the prettiest babygirl in the whole world (crinkly old man)

#he is so crinkly and so babygirl #let me break that hip peepaw 😔 #feelin the memtal illness this morning #dilfphobia #old man number 2

[bonebrokebuddy]

The Adventures of Superman time stamps for @stealingyourbones for not only fic writers to get inspo & for a place to get prompts but also people please listen to this show its a fascinating piece of history and it’s so damn interesting to listen to.

In EP 205 at 4:44:

Superman calls himself a “nice juicy beefsteak” to taunt timber wolves into biting him.

Ep 205 at 11:38:

Clark doesn’t believe in ghosts.

Ep 206 around 6:00 incorrect explanation of how coal was formed

Believed to be from fallen trees crushed under glaciers during the ice age

Ep 216 at 19:28:

One of the many times Clark implies that his Superman voice is his “natural voice” and his Clark Kent voice is not

Ep 216 at 21:55

This is meant to be a Grizzly Bear.

That is not what a Grizzly Bear sounds like.

Ep 217 at 1:56 (starts at recap narration that directly segways into the bit):

Clark fights a bear.

(Has a use of the “they can’t see me because it’s dark” trope that the show loves to use.)

Ep 303 5:45:

Clark still doesn’t believe in ghosts

Adventures of Superman: ep 619 “tell the truth or we go to the moon”

(Important Note: these time stamps and episode numbers are exclusive to how the host numbered & showed them on his The Old Superman Radio Show podcast where he reuploaded The Adventures Of Superman with commentary & ads before and after each episode. I’m going off of this version because it’s easily accessible but more so because I could also easily link the specific timestamp.)

Ep 207 Clark uses a gun:

This was in my notes but I for the love of god cannot find this occurring. I specifically remember in an episode Clark shooting a gun at a tree near a bad guy as an intimidation tactic. If anyone can help me find where that happened or a moment like it that I misremembered, please let me know.

#Also if anyone starts listening to the show. PLEASE could someone keep count of how many times #1) Jimmy Olsen watches a man die in front of his eyes (my count is 13 but I made the mistake of not recording what episodes it happened in) #(or timestamps so I have no way to make sure that’s accurate) #2) How many times Jimmy Olsen gets kidnapped #3) How many times Jimmy gets held at gunpoint/his life threatened #because I’d love to have those numbers bc if you listen to the show #Jimmy is meant to be 14 #hes violating multiple child labor laws by existing in the same area as a workplace #and Clark acts like a parental figure towards Jimmy and it’s super cute and I wish more people included Jimmy in their Superman fics #Jimmy’s one of Clark’s best friends and I feel like people forget that a lot and just use him as a side character #Clark has a sort of mentor-esque relationship with Jimmy where he helps Jimmy the best he can and makes sure he doesn’t get into trouble #(and vice versa on the trouble portion) #Jimmy is The First of Superman’s friends who knows about Clark’s secret identity #and I wish people acknowledged their bond more #i get the batfam fics but modern version of jimmy is like There’s Also Already A College Kid Clark Has SemiAdopted And Is Good Friends With #Explore That Relationship Please. Or the old version of Jimmy where he’s 14 in a 1940s setting and Clark very much acts like a dad to Jimmy #but also jimmy keeps getting 1) kidnapped 2) threatened at gunpoint/ to be killed 3) has watched many people die in front of him #that are generally from very traumatic wounds too #that kid needs so much therapy #bones speaks #taos #Superman #the adventures of superman

[goobiestar]

I just realized my fave character is goosefeather and that actually hurt so bad IDK DOES ANYONE GET THAT FEELING TOO

#like i suddenly start overthinking it like ‘wow. this cat. is not normal and hes my favorite and hes like a old man and i am so embarrassed #for him’ AND THEN I DONT LIKE HIM #I HATE GOOSEFEATHER #number one goosefeather hater for 2 seconds #warrior cats #goosefeather #goobie bites

[squidprinceofwinterfell]

Post your cancelable Umbrella Academy takes: I think Old Man Five is hot

#i never understood the sequalization of aidan's five bc 1) he's a kid and 2) he doesn't even have the mustache. get it together guys #i love all women and old man five and that's my perogative <3 #number five #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

[jonberry555]

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 2 REVIEW

My Review of the finale of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 2.

"STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS is based on the years Captain Christopher Pike manned the helm of the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series features fan favorites Anson Mount as Captain Christopher Pike, Rebecca Romijn as Number One and Ethan Peck as Science Officer Spock. The series follows Captain Pike, Science Officer Spock and Number One in the years before Captain Kirk boarded the U.S.S. Enterprise, as they explore new worlds around the galaxy."

#STAR TREK: STRANGE NEW WORLDS is based on the years Captain Christopher Pike manned the helm of the U.S.S. Enterprise. The series features #Rebecca Romijn as Number One and Ethan Peck as Science Officer Spock. The series follows Captain Pike #Science Officer Spock and Number One in the years before Captain Kirk boarded the U.S.S. Enterprise #as they explore new worlds around the galaxy. #Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 2 REVIEW #My Review of the finale of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds Season 2. #star trek #strange new worlds #st snw #st #st strange new worlds #snw #the broken circle #ad astra per aspera #tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow #among the lotus eaters #charades #lost in translation #those old scientists #tos #st tos #under the cloak of war #subspace rhapsody #rhapsody #musical #hegemony #gorn #pike #captain pike #kirk

[pankomako]

sometimes i think about interactions boat and i have had and things he's said to/about me over the years and it makes me feel as though i must occupy some little space in his heart. like i live in his mind rent-free the way he does for me, although not nearly to the same extent lmao.

speak of the goddamn devil i just got a steam notification he's playing tf2

anyway i never thought i'd have that kind of effect on a person, much less my favorite content creator. but it sure appears to be that way, and idk. it makes me feel special. warms my heart n all that :)

#was one of two people to give me their phone number when i had to drop off of discord 2 years ago #never took advantage of it though (shy (also we have different brands of phones so texting probably wouldnt work right #other person was an irl friend (never contacted them either #i remember one time YEARS ago when he was wanting to read jjba on stream or smth like that #him: it's like REALLY not family friendly me: well i shouldnt watch bc i am a Child him: no its ok you dont have to skip It's very dirty th #like guy clearly just wanted me there bc he enjoys my company And he's said he does! i remember him saying he likes seeing me in chat #and once again he was the one that wanted me on the staff team when usually the staff pick new recruits and boat has final say #and apparently he's talked about me to his other friends. that's kinda where the old Time to Mod in-joke started #he was using voice to text to talk to whoever and said my username but the thing misinterpreted it #that coupled with the meme drawing i did that he edited so it's him just saying 'pain'. eventually that dumb fucking image spawned #and then there was the night he spammed it and spam mentioned me in chat when he was streaming while i was ASLEEP #once we were in a vc and he was like 'wow i'd forgotten what your voice sounded like' NEVER heard him say that to anyone else. What #dont even get me started with him and my artwork (man would probably flip tf out seeing what i can do now LOL) #guy literally wanted ME to design an official tff logo but at that point they were kinda slowing down so it never happened #but yeahno i just. ugh. our friendship means a lot to me. i am ITCHING to speak to him again you have no idea #and to just give him a big ol hug. been wanting that for such a long time #quite frankly a friendship dynamic like no other ive seen #dont mind me REMINISCING. im sooo sappy about him he's the most important guy in the world to me #if god exists he knew we'd be too powerful if we grew up together