#im trying to hit it from the back peepaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[slutdge]

why old mens hips if not for me to Grab

#im trying to hit it from the back peepaw!!!!!!!!!!!!! #dilfphobia #old man number 2 #old man number 5

[megafaunatic]

idk if ur like open to randos in ur asks giving u media recommendations, but i would give anything in the world for u to try and give the k-novel 'return of the blossoming blade' by BIGA a chance... UR MY FAVE CONTENT CREATOR SINCE THE YE OLDEN TGCFMDZS DAYS SO I WANTED TO AT LEAST TRY LOLLL its like my favourite novel of all time and ive been trying to force it upon everyone with little avail, which i dont understand WHYY cuz its SOO GOOOD like it definitely deserves to have the same level of popularity w international fans as MDZS and TGCF had, but for now it remains a hidden gem.......... it's an insanely long novel i will nawt lie (1.5k+ chapters and updating everyday but only like 500smth have been tl'd into english on the fantl site Sky Demon Order[who also post semi-daily]) but its sosososo worth it i prommy..trust me..:smiles: it's a classic 'hero from the past who died a tragic and preventable(?) death reincarnates a hundred years into the future hiding his identity to teach the youth in order to keep the future generation from following in his footsteps and making the same mistakes he did' but without all the stale, predictable, boringness u'd typically expect from that specific genre... it's an incredibly comedic action novel that takes place in ancient china wuxia setting & focuses primarily on found family and those close familial bonds between the main cast behind all the sword fighty action (dont know how to fit this in anywhere else, but its important to me that u know the mc, chung myung, is the main casts grandpa.. hes their peepaw.. he shows affection by beating them on their heads). theres no romance at all, but i would argue that is a SELLING POINT for this novel like i swear it is so refreshing, the found family of it all means soo much to me, so much so i am now going to force it to mean so much to you too(this is a threat).... if u do gaf abt ships tho then maybe the doomed, tragic, best-friends-to-almost lovers tangchung yaoi and the love at first sight iseolsoso yuri might catch ur eye *LOOKS AT YOU* i genuinely really really feel like it would be straight up ur alley, like its definitely smth i feel would at least peak ur interest imo (chung myung, the mc, is probably my fave mc of all time..at eighty two years young, he IS the next peoples princess and i want to hit him with my car and then nurse him back to health just to hit him again.. i feel like u'd enjoy him like that as well).. im so desperate for more eng fans of this novel u cant see me rn but i am biting into a leather belt trying not to sob and cry out loud as im typing this this is so long im so embarrawsed so ill leave u here.. i hope my pleas have touched ur heart in some way and if the novel chapter count is too intimidating, ROTBB also has a webcomic on webtoons by the same name (season two of the webcomic just started ^__^ ) and the art is so good and funny and its a good way to get into the novel without being overwhelmed by the chp count methinks BUT i would definitely consider reading the novel mandatory cuz the webcomic only fills u in on so much.... ok. i hope u managed to get thru this insane wall of text, my bad.. until we meet again...*salutes* *revs up my motorcycle and disappears behind a cloud of smoke but when the dust settles i am laying dead on the floor*

ok so first of all i respect this so much 🫡 thank you for spreading your passion in the final moments before your motorcycle dirt death 🫡🫡🫡

second of all this does sound really fun !!! i have found it on sky demon order and i'll give it a try... BUT i gotta be real over a thousand chapters and only two hundred of them translated AND no romance is unfortunately killing me... i just dont know if i have the stamina for that... im a horrible little fujo if its THAT long theres gotta be some kissing!!!!! sorry 😭😭

for u i will give it a try but i can make no promises 🫡 i will consider chung myung my blorbo in law tho

[mysteriouslee]

HO HO HO Merry Christmas to my tumblr peepaw

switch!Eric switch!Rose

The sky was dark and lights from houses illuminated the never sleeping city. Erik trenched through the city, trying to make it home but his injuries were too much. There was a light ahead, a familiar one coming from a diner he knew all too well and finally passed out.

"Eric?"a voice said to him softly.

Eric Dror stirred awake, his vision slightly blurry. He touched his chest to feel bandages all over and them focused on the woman before him. It was Rose.

"Eric, dear are you ok" asked a worried Rose as she helped him sit up.

Eric was internally panicked, she now knew his identity. What if the Dragon comes after her.

"I've known for a while" said Rose causing Eric to come back from his thoughts.

"You— How?" Eric stuttered but was shushed.

"You make crappy excuses and you disappear right before Sparrow shows up, Im shocked you think people don't know"Rose explained.

Eric tried to get up but was too hurt to do so. Rose handed him soup and left. She then came back in her pyjamas. Eric laid there comtemplating his mistakes and Rose came over and caressed his head and stroked his hair. No words were needed just comfortable silence. It would have stayed silent if Rose didn't accidentally touch his neck. Eric snickered and Rose raised an eyebrow in confusion.Eric took a sigh of relief, she didn't notice. Rose went back to stroking his hair but her nail scritched his ear and Eric's head twitched and unluckily for Eric, Rose noticed this time. Rose skittered her nails on Eric's ribs and he let out an uncharacteristic and awkward squeal.Before her hands could get stuck in Eric's arms she moved her hands to Eric's bare tummy prompting a snort from the bird man.

"Full of surprises birdie~" teased Rose.

Eric after a while gained his sense and grabbed onto Rose and turned the tables. Eric carefully put his hands under Rose's shirt and squeezed her sides and massaged her tummy. Unbeknownst to Eric, Rose is a kicker and a hard one in fact. He also learns she laughs loud and freely, something Eric wished he could do. In his inner monologue he didn't notice Rose's heel about to hit him in his head.

1 hour later

The shenanigans calmed down and the tense air relaxed and they both sat by Rose's apartment watching the stars.

To: @tickle-beans

#sfw tickling #tickling community #tickle fanfic #sfw tickles #tickle blog #tickle community #merry christmas #merry chrysler #Merry christmas old dude #tickle-beans #the story forge #eric dror #rose amba #lee!eric #lee!rainbowdash #ler!eric #ler!rose

[po1songore]

74 + 43 for peepaw willy?

not the peepaww😭☝️ | og post

gn!reader, dumbification, saliva, degrading and praising, edging

"i told you to stay still."

"the only way you are getting off is on my thigh."

"mhm~mm.."you hummed desperate as your lips locked together, his hot breath hitting yours while you two were on the couch, you riding him , constantly grinding against his bulge trying so much to rip through the pants. feeling his hands on your ass squeezing enough to leave marks from his fingers, you broke the kiss to let out a small gasp.

and truthfully, you had no idea where the thin line between pain, frustration and pleasure was being drawn here.

hiding your face on the dark haired male's shoulder and neck, you clinged onto him for dear life..at this point you felt your thighs shake from impatience, going hyper from the thought of him pounding inside you and filling you up with his hot cum.

"pl-please.."you whined out squeezing on his waist with your hands.

"please what?"

"please f-fuck me already..i cant take it.."you spoke as your words slowly lost their way; almost sounding drunken on the feeling of your bodies so close. slowly you could feel yourself that you were unable to form proper sentences as your mind was blank, only thought occupying it would be the way he would sound when cumming inside you.

you began grinding more and more on his hard bulge, the feeling shooting up from your crotch to your stomach and making you let out a small groan of pleasure and frustration, growing louder and louder .

soon you felt his hands on your thighs, pinning them down on his lap so hard that you could barely move now.

"w-what-"

"take a break, i dont want you to finish on me already ."

"but-i want you to fu-"

"and ruin the sight of you desperately riding me ?you must be joking. you look so weak like this, its so cute."

at the sound of that you swallowed hard and took the risk knowing you would be punished probably.you soon slipped your hands in his pants and ran your hand against his hard and wet cock, letting out a small moan at the thought of it destroying you.

but that pleasure didn't last long as your hand was soon pulled out, some of his precum sticking between your fingers, you wanted to taste it so bad..

"didnt i tell you to stay still and not move?"

his tone changed to a serious one ,as william placed your arms both behind your back and held your wrists together one of his hands, the other one moving to give your ass a quick hard squeeze,making you hide on his shoulder again.

"im-im sorry b-but i need you inside me..pl-pleasee~"you felt yourself shake more and more, and your eyes landed on the wet tip of his cock slightly showing from his pant s line, making you almost salivate at the thought of it on your mouth.

"i was thinking of fucking your pretty mouth and then you but now all you can do is ride my thigh."

"w-what.."

"you shouldn't have disobeyed "the little sadistic smirk on his face said it all, he loved seeing you in frustration and the more you were like this the harder he would get.

"you heard me., if you want to cum so much, you can only do it this way."he soon placed both hands on your ass and moved you back and forth his thigh making you squirm under the sudden feeling returning back to your stomach.

you nodded a bit unable to properly form a sentence and felt yourself weak, before hiding your face on his neck one last time. your hands both gripped on his arms, gripping there and moving back and forth, feeling your self more wet and wet and frustrated as your little moans filled the space between you.

hearing a little hum of pleasure leave him, his hands moved your ass in sync with your pace,occasionally touching himself under the pants too which made you squirm more at the unfairness of this.

"good, you are doing so good, let me look at your desperate pretty face ."

you nodded a bit and felt your face red before pulling away from his shoulder to face him, with a weak and drunken from pleasure expression as he had this little impressed cocky smile on his face.

"god, look at that pretty face."

moving his hand away from his cock, he soon placed his thumb in your mouth, softly running it against your tongue and giving you the slightest of his taste which made you salivate quickly.

"ah i~i..i cant..i-"

"c'mon,im sure if you put your mind into ir you can form a sentence at least."

"i..im cumming~"

with a little chuckle,once you said that he began bouncing said leg in perfect sync with your movements, making you reach your climax by gripping onto him.his thumb was still on your mouth playing with your tongue and saliva ,but once your mouth opened wide to let out loud whimpers it moved to your ass, squeezing tightly. at the last few thrusts against his thigh,he pushed your body tightly onto his, making the overstimulation shoot through the roof and leave you whimper and shake as you felt him softly rub your thighs then.

"you did so well, now get on your knees wont you?"

#william afton x you #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #william afton headcanon #williamafton #william afton x reader #fnaf 4

[mono-dot-jpeg]

aaitl: [a fateful rivalry] - zhongli

summary; it was a very big surprise to xiao and ganyu that they would be meeting the next adeptus in line. especially when the next adeptus is a child.

genre; fluff, this is just family, i need emotional support from liyue god family, dad! zhongli, child! reader, ALL PLATONIC, zhongli is a doting dad and i will die on that hill, dragon hybrid! reader, xiao is just a grumpy older brother, angst (if you squint,,, like really hard), i swear to god if someone comments peepaw zhongli i will cry /j

word count; 1.3k

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[gender neutral]

warnings: none [read: childe slander from a child /j]

a/n; this is like canon divergence but not at the same time??? idfk im just going with the flow. this is sort of series of events that happen in reader's life. it's not really one by one chapter of everyday life-

and ig somehow, childe x zhongli may just be canon to this series. pov, childe falls for a dilf. but like it's slow bc zhongli cares too much about you lmao

also hey, lmao. im back after idk how long sjhddhg

you smacked your hands together as zhongli took you around liyue. your tail swinging slowly and hitting against his arm as he had arrived at liuli pavilion. "you seem excited. i hope you won't be too disappointed in today's endeavors. we'll be meeting someone new. well, you will." you blinked at his words, wondering what he could be talking about. he entered the pavilion, placing you down in a nearby seat by his own. "i have told you about them, although, there's someone else i have not told you about." it's not like they'll remember once they get older anyways if i remember correctly.. zhongli had thought. however you were a kid in this state, a child who could suck up information like a sponge, so who knew what would happen.

"hey mr. zhongli!" a cheery voice rang in the room, you try to find the source of the sound and find a ginger haired male. "oh? who's the adorable little one here?" the ginger comes closer to you and zhongli, your old habits kick in and you hiss at him. while it wasn't exactly something you did as a spirit, it was sort of similar to what you would do if someone was disturbing the peace in mingyun village.

"y/n, that's not very nice. my apologies for my child. they might be a little grumpy, i suppose. i don't think they were ready to meet someone new." the tiny scales on your cheeks flared up slightly, expressing your unexplained anger toward the ginger. "they're much calmer around others than this..." zhongli frowned slightly as the other male smiled, seemingly unfazed. i mean you were a small baby, how much damage could you really do to him?

"don't worry about it! i'm sure they'll warm up to me soon enough!" the bright male went over to you and patted your head, in response you rejected it with a head bonk to zhongli's chest, whining loudly.

"i think they might need more time around you. zhongli wonders what childe has done in his past life to receive such defiance from you. once you had met traveler and paimon, you were mostly neutral with them. but childe... you just didn't like him.

"i really wonder why your child doesn't like me, zhongli..." childe smiled sheepishly, he was usually really good with kids. childe moved his hand towards your head. you moved your head down, (well as much as you could for your size) avoiding his hand.

you wriggled in your seat, trying to show that you didn't want to be here anymore. "we are going to go out for some fresh air. that might be best for them. come on sweetie." your words were garbled as you raised your arms towards zhongli. he picked you up as you stared at childe for a moment. your judging e/c eyes that sparkled with a little bit of gold as childe stares back at you.

"i hope to see you more, little one!" childe gave you a small wave as you huffed, resting your head abruptly against zhongli's shoulder. childe merely laughed at your actions before zhongli walks out of the pavilion.

“you need to be nicer to childe, y/n.” zhongli scolded as you huffed again, he could feel your scales rub against his clothes while you shook your head against him. “you’ll be seeing him more often.” he’s acting like childe is my step dad or something. you thought, remembering kids from mingyun village complaining about step parents with their biological parents. i don’t want him to be my dad… you squirmed at the thought of the ginger haired male coddling you over and over. he seemed overwhelming enough to deal with. he’s so weird… you thought again as zhongli was still lecturing you (at least that what you assumed he was doing), his voice trying to calm you and your squirming while he walks to find the traveler.

he had some business to do with them but of course, there weren’t many people zhongli was able to leave you alone with. you had too many people to meet ever since you had come into this world, zhongli thought it was better to slowly ease you into a normal lifestyle before meeting those that would affect your lifestyle.

“ah, i forgot to ask, is this child yours, mr. zhongli?” paimon, the floating fairy (at that’s what you thought she was), asked him as he met up with paimon and aether.

“you could say that. they’re certainly not anyone else’s child.” paimon floats over to look at your smushed face while it rested against zhongli’s shoulder. she had noticed the little scales on your cheeks and the sharp e/c eyes staring back at her.

“why do they have scales on their face?” your scales puffed up at the sudden question.

“don’t point out stuff like that, paimon!” aether scolded her. he had noticed the small swinging tail that was hitting zhongli’s arm as if it was irritated.

“ah, they are merely a hybrid.” zhongli simply said, your scales deflating and going flat on your face as paimon floated back towards aether. “don’t worry too much about them. they’re relatively calm around others… though childe seems to be a touchy subject for them.” at the mere mention of the name, the three hear a small huff from you.

“i don’t blame them…” paimon muttered.

“shall we start to look for items for the funeral?” zhongli asked, moving the subject of you away as you started to feel yourself getting bored and tired already. from what you remember from the conversation earlier at the pavilion, rex lapis had died. you knew better of course.

“you have been quite the difficult one today, my little dragon.” zhongli told you as he fed you. you gladly eat the food, zhongli sighing while you ate. “i still have a lot to learn about taking care of you, i suppose.”

despite being clung onto the ex-archon all day, you still managed to cause some troubles for him. whether it be whining for food or squirming in his arms after seeing a shiny toy you wanted, he could never deny you. you were only new to this world, you were curious like the child you were. he smiled fondly at you, rubbing his finger against your cheek, “and yet you still manage to make me happy even if you were the cause of my frustrations." he chuckled softly, the mellow of his voice keeping you calm as you continued to eat.

"hello again, mr. zhongli!" you heard a familiar voice and immediately turned to face zhongli's chest. your father hasn't noticed your frustration yet as he was busy greeting childe.

"hello childe." he smiled slightly as childe returned with a much larger smile.

"and hi to you little dragon!" childe tried to greet you but he was only met with a back facing him. "well, they seem rather tired." he quickly looked back at zhongli as you squirmed in the ex-archon's lap, zhongli cooing at you softly to calm you down.

"they recently ate. they must be full." zhongli assumed, moving you to rest your head on his shoulder. he started to pat your back as your scales puffed up in frustration along with your cheeks. you didn't wanna see or hear childe again but here you were. childe moved around to face you as you glared at him with as much malice as a baby could have.

"i'm sure you'll like me eventually, little one!" childe smiled. your tail moved rapidly, signifying your unexplained anger with the ginger haired male. he rubbed a finger against your cheek, you leaned a bit to try and bite it but he moved it away. "well, comrade, you can't be mean to me. me and your father will be seeing each other much more often." you grumbled at his words before whining loudly.

"are you okay, y/n?" zhongli asked. "i think you probably said something that they didn't like."

"i'm sure they're just grumpy, mr. zhongli! babies need their naps you know!" childe waved off.

and somehow with just a few interactions, you and childe had started a rivalry for zhongli's attention.

#mono's aaitl #genshin impact zhongli #genshin impact zhongli x reader #genshin zhongli x reader #zhongli genshin impact #zhongli x reader #zhongli #zhongli fanfiction #genshin zhongli #genshin impact childe #childe #genshin childe #genshin childe x reader #childe x reader #genshin tartagalia #tartagalia x reader

[deep-sea-trashpile]

My Reactions to Above and Beyond

Wow kids are gonna grow up with this huh 🥲 (we're gonna ignore my childhood slipping away bc british animals make brain go brrr)

Paani reminds me of the "I am under the water, please help me" tiktok sound and i cant unhear it

The amount of times they say water jesus christ

Sending ur only doctor out into the desert may not be the best move yall

Okay Peso and Dashi girlbossing their way to the volcano

Where we droppin' boys

How- how does Peso's wrist band stay on?

127 hours reindeer edition

THEY DONT HAVE OXYGEN TANKS

Im sorry this might be an unpopular opinion but i dont like paani i just-

NO

NO THIS SONG IS NOT IT

STOP

Kwazii episode!!!

Calico jack my beloved 🥺

YAY! He's so happy to see his granddad!!

Peepaw to the rescue

NO! Not spiders :(((

Calico Jack is such a supportive peepaw i love him so much

Orange cat behavior

Did Kwazii try to give himself an ear piercing to be like Calico Jack but like- rip it out on accident? (I will just quietly add that to my headcanons)

So far this spinoff series has not been nice to my misophonia

M-m-milf spider???

Hes proud of him 🥺🥺🥺

NO

STOP DONT SEND KWAZII AWAY HES THE GLUE HOLDING THIS SPINOFF TOGETHER

STOP THE SONG AGAIN PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

Natquik my king

All of these episodes feel like the specials from the main series

Peso my beloved

(I cried the other day because i was scared they werent gonna dub peso im so sorry but i hate the british version i grew up with hispanic peso and i cant handle anything else)

Its been 3 minutes and i miss Kwazii

The animation is SMOOTH smooth huh

THE ROLLER COASTER SEATBELTS

Peso rlly hanging out with the lesbians this series huh

I THOUGHT HE SAID F*CK

HES BACK

More orange cat behavior

Tweak, Peso, and Dashi = Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss and Shellington, Barnacles, and Kwazii = Mansplain, Manipulate, Malewife

In that order ^

Okay that angle doe i appriciate the cinematography kwazii

I hate tornadoes so much this is 👁👄👁

Yes save the himbo and peepaw

NO DONT LEAVE

What animal was I supposed to be learning about?

NO GOD THE SONG

THIS SONG IS A HATECRIME

INKLING IN THE BOWTIE SUIT

PEEPAW PT. 2

... i am under the water... please help me

Inkling i love you so much

Gatekeep and Girlboss to the rescue!!

Peso finally embracing his roots and going naked in the siberian wilderness

Grampie in his suit

Hes so cute i cant

GRAMPIE BACKPACK

... are we gonna be learning abt global warming again? (Im not gonna think abt our world slowly melting bc of giant corporations)

Is that deer supposed to be... Russian?

Paani must feel real good being the tallest one rn

YES SURFING EPISODE CALLBACK

THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITE EPISODES

Did Peso suddenly forget how to surf or...?

Me too salamander me too

STOP TALKING ABT UR STICK PAANI

I cannot express the sheer amount of love I have for these round little animals

Yall its okay Inkling is an aquatic animal

YES PESO I LOVE YOU

YOU STILL DONT HAVE AN OXYGEN TANK BUT ITS FINE I GUESS

Why- even put on the helmet then cant you hold ur breath for 20 minutes

Finally putting those great penguin race skills to use

Peso move ur gonna get hit by the stick

Paani rlly dont care abt them living or dying huh

NO THE SONG GOD

Okay its like 3 am i only watched the first 5 episodes but uhh... not impressed so far. Living for the Peso and Dashi solidarity. And the Peepaw moments. Surprising lack of Captain Barnacles that idk how to feel about. But overall it feels super disconnected like they dont feel like a family anymore I guess. Also the marine biology obsessed child within me is screaming rn, but its not super bad. I'm more excited for season 5 whenever that's coming.

#octonauts #octonauts above and beyond #kwazii #octonauts peso #captain barnacles #tweak #dashi #shellington #inkling #im sorry i did it again and tagged all of them #mild language