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clockwayswrites · 10 months
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My complaints manager for the cliffhanger ending.
He just wants to sleep.
Let him sleep.
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askblueandviolet · 4 months
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Mayor, do you have everything ready for when Yize passes away? You are going to need dog food
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radi0activesmile · 3 months
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"I suppose I see the appeal... it's like a much less private version of the long forgotten art of writing a letter!"
@angel-dust-bitch
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raylangivins · 6 months
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes
my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us
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bakedbeanchan · 1 month
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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golyadkin · 8 months
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Sons Of The Labyrinth or The Things Our Fathers Do To Us
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pbnmj · 11 months
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THE NOIR-HOBIE INTERACTIONS THAT I MADE UP IN MY MIND ARE VERY REAL TO ME. SONY PLEASE PICK UP WHAT I’M PUTTING DOWN!!!
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corvid-khaos · 6 months
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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satellitefeed · 6 months
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80 years old... he shouldve been at the club
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Vincent Price guest stars on The Muppet Show (1977)
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wajjs · 3 months
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THESE OLD MEN (THE NORTHERN BOYS) SHOULD BE DOING NUMBERS HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COM !!!!!!!!!
PENANICAL VAGANICAL MECHANICAL MAN!!!!!!!! C'MON!!!
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mud-muffin · 1 month
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Nightwing missed his own birthday but the good goons of Gotham, made up for it by doing what clowns do best 💗😌
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my old man dog isn't great at hopping up on the couch anymore but he CAN do it and he will NOT accept help. it's almost adorable except when he just stands in front of me and barks at me to get out of "his" spot so that i'll stop what i'm doing, get up off the couch, and watch as he spends 5 minutes hyping himself up to jump into my newly vacant seat
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allskywalkerswhine · 7 months
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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dollkisses05 · 3 months
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What I need rn
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tumblr gave me a free blaze post so yall are gonna see my dog cause i love him so much
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and because it's a blazed post
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