#oh my god these bitches gay good for them

[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 22

chapter 38:

1. “"Right, so, your stylist?" Marlene asks, settling in as they continue to sway. "The one who looks like a fucking goddess? Yeah, so get this, she says we're friends…"”

james and marlene gossip sesh <3333333

2. 😧 MCGONNAGAL??????????

3. wait i think mcgonnagal is good. i’m pretty sure she’s from the phoenix. i’m not sure. i’m hopeful. i’m so hopeful

4. aww huey is kinda sweet. i like that’s he’s reg’s breath of fresh air when it comes to talking to the hallows

5. reg, i understand your anger, but please don’t make one of the only good sponsors feel bad

6. jealous james >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

7. “"I like your tea," James offers. "Maybe I'm biased, but it tastes better than anyone else's. What do you do to it?"

Regulus hums and lightly says, "I spit in it."

Without missing a beat, James replies, "Ah, that explains it."”

😭😭😭😭😭

8. “"Would you—" Regulus chokes on another relentless giggle, gasping a little. "Wait, would you actually drink my tea if I spit in it, James?"

"Love, I would let you spit directly into my mouth," James announces with absolutely no shame in his tone whatsoever.”

😭😭😭😭 james i love you

9. awww i love that barty is the most consistent part of reg’s life. i love barty

10. 😬 riddle is unconvinced in their love story. i- yikes

11. okay, right, mcgonnagal is good. thank god

12. dorcas wants to keep marlene out of the war, but only one of them has had a pov so far, so i’m not hopeful

13. oh shit marlene sounds hot

14. also, to add in, i’m so fucking glad there’s like no homophobia (that we know of) in this world

15. i do NOT want dorlene to be a tragedy in this universe

16. 😟 she gave back the ring. AHHHH

17. oh no. shit shit shit shit shit what did riddle do

18. “Riddle didn't even grant the liberty of leaving bodies behind for them to bury.” 😟😧

(but also, orion and walburga were dicks, so like, i’m not sad, just scared)

chapter 39:

1. aww regulus finally invites james in for tea

2. “On the day he accidentally kills a bee while tending to his flowers, he goes through the five stages of grief in less than an hour, which has nothing to do with the bee and everything to do with Vanity.” STOP! THE VANITY MENTION HURTS TOO MUCH

3. “When Regulus wants more time with him, he adds bagels, which James has now unconsciously been Pavloved into thinking of as his favorite food for that very reason.” STOP THATS SO GAY

4. sirius being dramatic about james and reg liking each other is TOP TIER in this fic, in the most realistic, aggravated, obnoxious, and completely loving way

5. BWAHAHAHHAHA JAMES GETTING A PIGGY BACK RIDE FROM SIRIUS IS GOLD

6. oh shit, (i’m not the best comprehensive reader, but i should have figured this out sooner), but from sirius’ perspective, he has to do the back and forth with remus his whole life. he doesn’t have the knowledge that i do, that a war is coming and they’ll finally get a chance to live together. he thinks he only gets to see remus once a year for two weeks at a time. this- this shit is heartbreaking yall

7. “”I watched him stand to his feet and tip himself into a river of blood in an act so tender that I'll never again be able to look at him with anything less than pure love. Every other member of the Black family, including you, fought and clawed their way home to their family, oftentimes to a family that never truly made them feel loved at all. Regulus? He fought and clawed through that arena, the entire time, for James. He's far more gentle than anyone gives him credit for."”

y’all, i’m crying over this. this is so lovely. effie is right, and i’m crying over how right she is

8. 😒 i know what’s coming. riddles a bitch. a right bitch. he’s gonna announce that previous victors are competing and i’m PISSED

9. so far, all three potters offered reggie food. they’re so hospitable, i love them

10. “He hasn't forgotten what it is to long for James. He still knows what it is to want him so badly that he'd be willing to kneel at the altar of James Potter and beg; he'd drop down on his hands and knees and crawl if that's what it took, if that would prove his devotion. He is the manifestation of longing built up with nowhere to go, and he craves, he yearns, he covets.”

both of them are so down bad

11. omg reg is so horny. his inner monologue is literally only like “”””“rip my clothes off please, read my mind and rip my clothes off”””””

12.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNEW IT WAS COMING! BUT IM SO MAD!!! FUCK RIDDLE

13. effie is a queen. she is a godsend. and i’m so upset right now

14. not effie making them promise not to volunteer, and immediately james and sirius arguing over who’s gonna volunteer for her

15. i’m seething. i’m pissed beyond belief. i’m so angry it’s indescribable. my babies are going back into that arena. honestly, fuck riddle

#marauders #regulus black #james potter #fanfic #jegulus #sirius black #effie potter #euphemia potter #sunseeker #starchaser #dorcas x marlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #crimson rivers

[foxett]

Dude i love suntan i wish gay people were real...

#omori fanart #kel omori #omori #sunny omori #omori sunkel #suntan omori #omori suntan #oh my god these bitches gay good for them #drawing suntan to cope with gay panic is so slay #funny colors go brr #do not let me tag shit cuz this finna be random a hell 😓🙏 #im not tagging for mewo because erm. shes not important!!! cats are not important!! (cat person) #omori caprisun

[animatesbell]

Disaster Puppy and his Golden retriever

Inspired by @/1827crowley (twitter) Good Omens sims series

#crowley #aziraphale #good omens #aziracrow #lovely #art #good omens s2 #oh my god these bitches gay good for them #go fanart

[lumikrstv]

the creator of azumanga daioh is catering to my yuri addiction

#azumanga daioh #oh my god these bitches gay good for them

[voomity]

More frenrey doodles (i need to hit him with rocks)(in a positive way)(you get it)

#hlvrai #half live vr but the ai is self aware #hlvrai benry #hlvrai benrey #oh my god #these bitches gay #good for them #frenrey #hlvrai gordon #doodle #i choose to believe that benrey has nightmares almost every night and half of the time its because the gnomes are there #the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma #kiss so good i had to give him the scene kid eyes #me when i sneak a heathers reference into my drawing bc i think its funny 😇

[kiritila]

nothing's changed

i still love you, oh, i still love you

#wip: no one saw me #south park #stankyle #south park fanart #sp stan #sp kyle #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #sp style #oh my god these bitches gay #GOOD FOR THEM

[sugarsweets9987]

🤨🏳️‍🌈

#splatoon #dj octavio #splatoon 3 #craig cuttlefish #capn cuttlefish #captain cuttlefish #cuttletavio #my god these bitches gay good for them good for them #oh i should add that i replayed the mr grizz fight and uh #the only person i noticed even addressing Octavio/acknowledging he was there was Cuttlefish #so take that and the fact that Cuttlefish is the only one who acknowledges Octavio in the postgame as well as you will

[theorizingtheo]

Movie night😃😃

Wednesday totally made Enid watch one of her fav horror films. She thinks her gf looks cute when she’s scared😂

Poor Enid tho😢

Thankfully, she has the plushie Wednesday got for her at the shooting range game during the fair😉

#wednesday x enid #enid x wednesday #oh my god they were roommates #wednesday #enid #plz get them a wedding #movie night #enid is a scared chiot #but she is Wednesday’s scared chiot #wenclair #Lesbian #sapphic #these bitches gay #good for them

[msmaple1133]

… ignore this post

#bowluigi #bowser #luigi fanart #luigi x bowser #bowser x luigi #doodle #art #fanart #bowser fanart #super mario #super mario movie #oh my god these bitches gay #good for them good for them

[kyugo-0956]

i'll just post whatever i have in my sketchbook now duhhhh!

#girlsgogames #devilish hairdresser #2000s nostalgia #i guess?????? #oh my fucking god these bitches gay good for them good for them 👍

[padfoot-lupin77]

I hate it when people go “back in my day people weren’t gay”, firstly because this is factually wrong, and secondly because I’m the worst person to say this to. I’m gay and a nerd, so I’m about to pull every myth, legend and story about queer people in the past. Like oh you think queerness is a new thing then let me tell you about the myth of Apollo, Hyacinthus and Zephyrus which was created about 3000 years ago. Sorry dude next time pick a fight with someone whose brain is the same size as yours.

#cause my class was arguing about gay people and this asshole goes #well I think they’re wrong and I don’t like them #‘people just can’t be gay’ WELL I GUESS IM A POTATO THEN #thank god we had this good teacher who mentioned Alan Turing as proof that it isn’t a new thing #but oh my god I almost started crying in class #because two other bitches were trying to CONVINCE me that being gay is a trend #one of them said ‘If the kids in The Wave were affected by fascism then wont teens be affected by the lgbt ‘movement’’ #And it’s ridiculous cause that girl is named Athena like girl you’re supposed to be smart but the goddess of wisdom rightfullyabandoned you #I’m sorry but I’ve been holding off this rant since last Friday I could keep it any more

[scpwiki-official]

You said you're into closure

Shake hands like you're supposed to

#Silly gay animals #Furry art #Everyone is off model height wise lol #dr kondraki #dr clef #Dr icarus #Dr bright #Technically??? #Clefdraki #Clightdraki #Scp art #Our art #Oh my God these bitches gay (good 4 them) #Clight #Once again Technically???

[pinkmanswrld]

Yknow I didn’t rlly get the whole IceMav thing but then I rewatched the original Top Gun and I watched the locker room scene.

#top gun #top gun maverick #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #maverick #iceman top gun #iceman #ice x mav #oh my god #it’s so hot #my god these bitches gay #good for them good for them #so fucking gay #the eye sex #what I would give to be there #if looks could kill #I’d be 💀 #what I would give for Val and Tom to step on me #they’re so hot #they’re so hot together #i think they fucked #i can’t be the only one #yknow??? #they just did #i can’t prove it #but they definitely did

[animatesbell]

About my two ocs Asariel (Angie) and Naya'il (Nicole). The old Yuri couple

#ocs #my ocs #Lesbian #vampire #angel #oh my god these bitches gay good for them #totally not gendered swap ver of Crowley and aziraphale that i made into my own ocs #lovers

[theworstcreature]

Guess who’s like not fucking ok at all after tonight’s Loki ep

MAJOR MAJOR LOKI SPOILERS DO NOT CLICK IF YOU HABENT SEEN IM BEGGING YOU

OH MY HOLY CINNAMON TOAST FUCKING FUCK I AM SCREAMING SHAKING CRYING ALSO

MOBIUS MY BELOVED I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A JETSKI SALESMAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SJFJJAHEHFUSUEUHEJDJD

ALSO I think he would be the parent that has the house his kids friend group always choose to stay at.. idk I’m just getting “house that always has the good snacks” vibes

ALSO SYLVIE AND LOKI HAVING THAT CONVO IN THE BAR HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH I LOVE YOUR FRIENDS TOO BBG (and his unofficial husband yes I rEfuse to believe Lokius isn’t canon) IFDKJWJEJKEIWBTHWJ THAT WHOLE SCENE OH MY LORDY LORD HOLY FUCKING JESUS IN A DEEPFRIER

SOMEBODY PUT ME IN A COMA TILL NEXY EPISODE I WILL ACTUALLY NOT SURVIVE

AND THERE WAS SO MICH SPAGETIFICARION I NEED TONKNOW HOW ANS WHU THIS IS HAOPENING TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN HAPPENNG

LOKI OMFG MY BABYGIRL HE DOESNT NEED TO HET BRUTAKLT RIPPED OUT OF TIME AT RANDOM ANYMORE!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!1!!1!1!!1!

ALSO OB OB MY GIRL I LOVE HIM SO MICH HES A LITTLE GUY LOOK AT HIM AND HIS LITTLE SCIFI NOVEL LOOK AT HIM HES SO SPECIAL TO ME I LOVE HIM HES SO BIG BRAIN AND I ASPIRE TO BE LIKE HIM

ANYWAUS MOBIUS US JUST A SINGLE MOTHER AND I LOVE HIM GODNIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

#loki spoilers #Loki series #Loki #Loki season 2 #ob #Mobius #mobius loki series #can you guys tell I like mobius #mobius reallt is just a single mom #I kinda have the same thoughts every episode #those thoughts basicallt are #these bitches gay good for them #oh my fucming god what happened #this guy is so silly I adore him #and the occasional Sylvie what the FUCK #Also why was the record the last thing to spagettify in Sylvies little McDonald’s universe #I love this show so fucking much you guys #marvel #mcu #tva

[muppetable]

i was talking to logan in the ai chat again and logince

just logince

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #logince #romantic logince #oh my god these bitches gay #good for them! #<3 #me and who