behind every mentally ill teenager is a long in-depth history with six of ketterdams most wanted
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I know almost nothing about Star Wars other than the few lines Iāve heard as my brother is watching the cartoon Star Wars. HOWEVER.
You mean to tell me that someone said the sentence āDarth Sidius is a Sith Lordā and not a single person thought to joke āDarth Sithius?ā Come on!
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Artemis: Iām a top
Apollo: Youāre a virgin
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"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"
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Sirius and Marlene would go to cosmetology school together.
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*percy controlling akhlysā poison to use it against her and choking her on her own tears and saliva*
annabeth: never do it again. never do anything like it again. iām begging you
many years later
*percy and annabethās teenage children being held at knifepoint by enemies, seconds away from being killed*
annabeth: percy, do it
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Oh to live out a toxic teenage rivalry purely fuelled with academic validation and obsessive infatuationā¦
taglist under the cut!!
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pov: youāre harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
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Liking Taylor Swiftās music while having no idea who sheās dated is a little funny cause half of the hate online is about her dating history and Iām just like dude I donāt know these names leave me alone
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i think a lot of people are forgetting that taylor wrote a lot of these songs while she was having her manic phase and felt like dying and was ignoring joever and was channeling everything into matty, and not with hindsight and perspective. and this is not me saying that sheās lying about how she actually feels, rather i think sheās never been this honest. maybe she feels differently about it now (we have songs laced with regret and hate on the album too). what i am saying is that you canāt want to know her life and then get mad when she reveals just how dark and twisted it was.
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The fangirl in me has been dying to assign ttpd songs to fictional characters so here we go:
Nina Zenik: I Can Do It With A Broken Heart, loml, imgonnagetyouback, The Albatross
Pip Fitz-Amobi: Whoās afraid of little old me?, Cassandra
Wylan Van Eck: I hate it here, So High School
Pandora Rosier: Cassandra (yes, again)
Sirius Black: The Black Dog (obvs), The Alchemy
Percy + Annabeth: The Prophecy
Alina Starkov: Peter (really not sure about this one cause I havenāt read s&b but I think it fits for Mal) (also maybe The Manuscript? because of the D*rkling? Not sure)
Mary Macdonald: The Bolter
Ravi Singh: The Tortured Poets Department (about Pip obvi)
Regulus Black: Down Bad
Inej Ghafa: Whoās afraid of little old me?, So long London
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I can feel the sickness creeping back in my throat I canāt do another sore throat guys I just canāt
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals canāt rb this then we canāt be mutuals
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Waiting for the SoC edits to āFlorida!!!ā Cause like
āBarricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine Well, me and my ghosts, we had a hell of a time Yes Iām haunted but Iām feeling just fineā-um Kaz?
āSo I did my best to lay to rest, all of the bodies that have ever been on my body, and in my mind they sink into a swamp, is that a bad thing to say in a song?ā - I N E J
āLittle did you know your homeās really only the town youāll get arrestedā guess Iāll just go cry
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āFuck around and find outā okay. I did my part. I believe this is the part where I find out. Please. I want answers.
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āWhen you canāt beat the odds, change the gameā I think itās pretty clear the odds are on Netflixās side on this one. How do we change the game?
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