#obi-wan is a bit fucked up

[omaano]

"I've grown these for you."

My first entry for the @rexobibingo - because what is a Gardener/Gardening about if not making leafy things grow out of love? (You can, of course, grow your leafy things out of spite too, I guess, that's always a very fair motivation if you ask me)

Keeping to good old habits from my previous bingo experience, please allow me to wholeheartedly and very passionately recommend @dharmaavocado's fic that has been on my mind throughout the whole time while I was working on this drawing We Who Love Our Hands in Dirt which was likely the first fic that has sold me on this ship, and Hanahaki as allergies will never stop being fascinating to me as a concept *w*

#rexobi #obirex #rexobi bingo #rex x obi wan #my art #captain rex #obi wan kenobi #star wars fanart #tcw fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #I haven't drawn flowers like this in a bit I was starting to feel bad about it #please make sure to check out dharma's fic if you haven't yet once AO3 is back in business again #Thank you everyone in the discord server for helping me with the colour picking! #if only my rl allergies could be cured by the simple method of a bit of introspection and *shudders* admittance of feelings #fuck allergy season it is only entertaining when it's happening in space #look at me showing up with personal art that isn't the Hades AU XD

[new-anon]

I've been having fun over on twitter making fake SW Mickey ears.

#star wars #disneyland #walt disney world #???? #padme amidala #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #the manadalorian #grogu #the bad batch #luke skywalker #leia organa #darth maul #count dooku #this start out as me trying to make fucked up ears and then it kinda got out of control a little bit #because the official selection is sooo disappointing

[tennessoui]

No logic to this probably lol sorry BUT an AU where Obi-Wan dies instead of Qui-Gon and Qui-Gon mourns his padawan while he takes up the responsibility of training yet ANOTHER padawan (Anakin). But for whatever reason Obi-Wan sticks around as some kind of Force ghost, mostly tethered to Qui-Gon, but it seems that only Anakin can see him at some points. Idk I just wanna imagine smol Anakin chatting to his 'imaginary friend'. Pada Obi force ghost

you know what i feel like i've read a fic like this before but i can't quite recall!! it's definitely a fascinating idea - i love like. the idea that the force is like 'wait you guys need to meet that needs to happen, kenobi wasn't supposed to die. skywalker needs kenobi and vice versa. no im not gonna accept your soul, obi-wan, i know you're going to be incredibly angsty about the perceived rejection of your soul by Me, the Force, but you don't understand my son needs you in his life. you'll become the first jedi to ever become a Force Ghost without any training. congratulations now go counsel my son through his peers making fun of his haircut. i know. you would have given him the padawan cut immediately. i know. i know. qui-gon didn't though and it feels wrong for me too. go be his friend.'

#asks #rereading your ask i totally tossed out the mostly tethered to qui-gon bit whoops #i like it better if like the only person who can see obi-wan is this kid #who was never really close to obi-wan at all #met him for all of five minutes #now he's running up to quinlan vos and telling him that he has a bunch of embarrassing pictures of vos #that kenobi took and then hid and so now they're anakin's #cause obi-wan told him where to find them #and vos (who is still mourning the loss of his friend) is like the fuck do you mean #but anakin keeps knowing things about obi-wan that literally no one else does #or things he should not know

[stealingpotatoes]

Honestly Mace would have loved Luke and Leia with his whole heart.

yes!!! honestly he's like a grandparent (in the dynamic way, not age way) bc he was harsh on anakin but you KNOW he's much more caring for the twins, like how a grandparent is strict on their kid but gives their grandkid literally whatever. and anakin's like where was this for me

#i've never drawn anything for it but i think about AUs where anakin's caught or killed n rots is stopped a lot #and then the jedi take the twins and are Too Careful and the twins just Know theres smthn off abt them but dont know what it is #and all the difficulty padme faces bc the jedi fucked anakin up!! she doesnt want them having her kids!!!! the last she has left of Him!! #but whats she supposed to do about her illegal-kids-of-an-evil-jedi against an ancient order backed by the senate and law #and you have obi wan torn between wanting whats best for the galaxy (the twins are carefully trained) #vs wanting whats best for his friend and tbh his brotherwhatever's memory (padme keeps the twins) #very aggressive jedi vs human conflict for him #theres just SO MUCH in those kinda AUs #bit hard to draw to explain tho. like u gotta draw so much for context so ive never rlly tried #but i think abt mace and his relationship w the twins there sm bc you KNOW he wants to treat them coldly and w constant suspicion #but he Just Can't #cause ya know. their dad. went evil. and theyre also INSANELY POWERFUL force users #thanks for the ask! #wow ok went off in the tags abt an au nobody asked for <3 #gotta get it out my head somehow ig

[melhekhelmurkun]

The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin

#out of every version of Anakin that’s the one I would punch 100% of the time #phantom menace ani is just cute if a bit annoying and I’d totally chill with him and ask questions about mechanics #revenge of the Sith Anakin is a dumbass and could use a punch too but mainly I feel sorry for him and want to get him court mandated therapy #clone wars tv show Anakin is my all time favorite I love how sassy he is and I very rarely want to throttle him (added bonus of Ahsoka) #hell even Vader was tolerable if only because he was cool as fuck and scary #but attack of the clones Anakin? it’s on SIGHT motherfucker #I can will and SHOULD deck him so hard he’s astral projected back to phantom menace #‘I hate sand its course it’s rough it’s irritating and it gets everywhere’ will literally pay you to stfu #I can’t even excuse him for his age honestly because that was only half the issue #MORE than half the issue #what an irritating and vaguely creepy little fucker #but for longhaired!daddy-wan I will tolerate him #(in actuality I am fast forwarding past any scene that doesn’t have Obi-Wan) I will tolerate him #star wars #attack of the clones #obi wan kenobi #hold up you’re actively telling me daddy-wan Kenobi ISNT a tag??? #on the single thirstiest website in existence????? #what have we become

[willowcrowned]

sometimes I like to think about an AU where Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are the same age because obviously 90% of Obi-Wan’s personality—especially the fussy, irritating, This Is The Way Things Are Done bits—developed in direct reaction to having Qui-Gon as a master, but it would be SO funny if the exact same thing happened and Obi-Wan was able to exert the exact same amount of control over Qui-Gon (which is to say none) because instead of getting tired, put-upon, ‘I refuse to actually lecture this man because that would be a complete upset of the master-padawan structure and I would rather die than get into that dicey situation’ Obi-Wan Kenobi, you get Obi-Wan ‘Anakin Qui-Gon for the love of please’ Kenobi, who is able to threaten a drinking problem and mean it

#like pet of the fun crunchy multiple-readings bits of obi wan and qui gon’s relationship is the apprenticeship problem #because qui gon messed obi wan up big time #admittedly mostly in really funny ways but also in a lot of not funny ones #which is the way things work with adults! #qui gon is very imperfect and trying his best! #he fucks up to an incredible—and incredibly human—extent #but when you take that element away suddenly you get PURE comedy #have you ever seen a sixteen year old try to micromanage another sixteen year old? because that’s exactly what obi wan does #he fails #thoroughly #star wars #star wars au #willow’s aus

[carry-on-every-neverland-magic]

“Our baby is a blessing.”

#obi wan kenobi #starwarsedit #anakin skywalker #leia organa #obi wan and leia #ewan mcgregor #I AM TOTALLY FINE #THIS DIDN'T WRECK ME ONE BIT #the fact that leia ended up being a blessing in Obi Wans life makes me wanna fling myself into saturn #also sorry for the ugly black lines its 3am I have so many emotions and I cant deal with this fucking beautiful #devastating finale #it has wrecked me and I can't face any of the other scenes yet I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN #obi wan kenobi spoilers

[jedibongrip]

painful au where obikin are extremely unhappy coparents to luke and leia because they couldnt get their shit together to have a healthy relationship and just be PARENTS so now they have to do extremely bitchy and heartache-filled child drop offs in public parking lots

#hmm perhaps the classic stewjoni biology take where obi wan can carry #and he and anakin are... just starting to shift their relationship from platonic to sexual/romantic (idk what their dynamic was before) #but they havent defined their relationship yet and obiwan is kinda hesitant to go further and anakin is just so needy and so ready #to jump in head first into the deep end #like they arent even officially together yet and anakin is already talking about KIDS and MARRIAGE (irony) and it freaks obi wan out a bit #soooo many he suggests... they take things slow... real slow... in fact how about they take a break to reassess and think about things #and anakin takes that as rejection (which... it kinda is. a very soft and driven by insecurity rejection but still) so he kinda #fucks up. big time. goes off and fucks around with other people #and obi wan learns about this and is hurt because A. UHH THATS THE GUY HE MAYBE LOVES IF HE CAN FIGURE OUT HIS FEELINGS and #b. it makes him think 'oh. anakin just is intense with everyone. all those big feelings he had werent really about me. okay.' #(cuz even though it freaked him out... it was nice to be wanted so much) #and THEN... baby time >:) anger time >B) UNRESOLVED EMOTION TIME >:3C #and then eventually happiness time :) <3 #WHY DID THIS NEVER POST #m

[bisamwilson]

have i mentioned how much i absolutely adore anakin skywalker recently

#and obi wan pulling back for a second so anakin can watch his race for a bit!!!!!! #anakin skywalker #star wars #brotherhood #star wars: brotherhood #my fucked up babygirl <3

[cer-es]

everyone in the clone wars ever

(and honestly just in star wars as entirety too..)

#they’re all a little bit fucked up #perhaps a little is an understatement #get these bitches some therapy immediately they’re in dire need of it #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #captain rex #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #star wars #tcw #luke skywalker #leia organa #padme amidala

[demonicimagery]

i’m not yet fully sure how to annunciate this but satine kyrze in clone wars is written in such a way that the writers misogyny is inextricable from her character for me and it’s very hard to like her or hate her or really cohere what she could have been. like the relationship that damara has to hussie’s racism in homestuck but without the handmaid. maybe it’s my own thing but all portrayal of her positive or negative falls flat to me bc it’s so removed from what her character is or it’s too fucking sexist to stomach

#satine kryze #it’s hard to explain but like: #they’ve basically made “oh this ideology sounds good on paper but is unsustainable” #into a character #they do this by oversimplifying an ideology #not thinking particularly hard about the ramifications of her actions #making her set dressing for obi wan every time she’s on screen #then when she’s captured she’s portrayed as almost naive? despite her age and experience? #like as if women being overly idealistic and irresponsible rulers wasn’t loaded #it’s not like they set her up as an individually flawed person #because they barely set her up as a person at all! #and then she’s fridged for obi wan #then people are like “hey her ideals are a bit fucked” #which makes sense! #but then they’re like “because she’s trying to do a cultural genocide of mandalore or she’s too stupid to understand the consequences” #”of her own actions” #which also suck and are almost always sexist #i’ve seen fic that basically says “shut up the men are talking” #uncritically #this isn’t super well phrased bc it’s like 1am but i was trying to look through bo katan’s tag and was so fed up by the misogyny #also i hope the damara comparison makes sense #me tag #star wars

[tennessoui]

I am so excited for Sith AU (among other works!) because the premise is so batshit and yet brilliant. Obviously once the Council decided on the idea centuries ago they were never going to ADMIT to the crazy and walk it back, but imagine learning about Jedi for the first time and hearing about how they can Fall and turn to evil and then the Jedi speaker is like, "And so if that happens we marry them at once," and everyone else just nods as if this is logical and you are like ????? ????

i imagine putting your name forward on that list is like. it's a combo between like a draft, a raffle, and when rob from HR passes you the happiness committee sign up sheet in the breakroom and you know you're obligated to sign up so you put your name down but make it as illegible as possible and hope the happiness committee never actually has a meeting

only obi-wan has been lazily filling out his 'would you like to renew your chance of being called to serve the Jedi and the Light by marrying a Sith?' forms for like. twenty years. he honestly did not expect to ever be called to actually marry a sith and he thinks it's a joke, he thinks it's a joke.....up until he's officially married to former jedi anakin skywalker, current sith vader (no one chose that name for him in this au, vaderkin just thought it sounded cool)

#asks #it's a combo of all those things #and probably like at least a little bit like the jedi equivalent of monster fucking #(to the people who dont realize sex is extremely prohibited between married/bonded couples) #(obi-wan at 25 when he first signed up is like this) #but where curious individuals wanna sleep with darksiders to see how its different #and they're attracted to darksiders #(i suppose this would end with the jedi falling as well) #and then another jedi volunteering to marry both of them #obikin #fix a sith au #fix-a-sith au

[themoonking]

starkid fans who act like ani: a parody is an underrated gem are so fucking annoying. its not underrated, it’s ignored like it should be. it’s disrespectful to the source material, it’s got like two good songs, and it’s “jokes” are at best unfunny (literally every moment where darth vader is on stage) and at worst fucking gross (the fatphobia; the entire mara jade wants to be a slave girl plotline; “[padme] was the most beautiful creature... hot little jewish girl from naboo”; et cetera)

#the only good bits were nick lang's performance as obi wan and pappy plus 'long ago and far away' #the song not even the scene its in #and like there was a bit that was like a denouncement on the hate that the actor who played jar jar binks got #but then the musical repeatedly goes on to make fun of hayden christensen's performance in the way that 'fans' did when the pt came out #with no mention of how awful HE was treated #so it condemns the excessive hate of the pt and in the same breath participates in that hate #like guys make up your mind??? #and like its preceded by holy musical b@man twisted and the trail to oregon #and succeeded by fucking firebringer the guy who didn't like musicals and black friday #girl what happened #i speak #starkid #team starkid #ani: a parody #hateposting

[starchivist]

Baby Kenobi

i don’t know how to write serious summaries/synopses, so you get this: obi-wan gets ambushed with the daughter he didn’t know he fathered while she’s roaming the galaxy looking for mama in a sort of reverse finding nemo. shenanigans and accidental fix-its ensue.

warning for below the cut: none that i can think of, aside from an extremely confused narrator

Stitchup hates everything about this.

“Look, sir, we’re just travelers,” he insists to the trio of bounty hunters, simultaneously glad for and resenting that this mission required he be in civilian clothes and not his plastoid shell. Behind him, General Kenobi is calm and still, letting Stitchup be the focus of the standoff. After all, Stitchup might have a face that’s repeated by a few billion others, but that can be fixed with a bit of contouring — and the hunters are from a race of sentients that are wired more for overarching shapes than small details, meaning his voice is the thing most likely to give him away as a clone in this situation. Jedi High General Obi-Wan Kenobi, on the other hand — his face is far more singular, and his accent is very distinct, which means he has a much higher chance of being recognized if he speaks up.

The hunters buzz, clearly unconvinced. “Sure,” the lead hunter says, the translator at their throat crackling faintly. “Listen, bucko, you can’t seriously think we’re that stupid. General Kenobi’s ship crashed here, and I can’t think of any other reason for a clone trooper to be here. Can you?”

Motherfucker. He’s been suppressing his accent, dammit! “I’m not a trooper,” he tries, knowing his General is about to do something idiotic if he can’t de-escalate and get them out of here. “I’m just a traveling doctor,” he says levelly. “That’s all.”

The lead hunter buzzes again, derision dripping from their stance. They take a step closer—

“Papa,” a young voice says, and only sheer professionalism save Stitchup from jumping about a mile in the air. He turns to see a small humanoid girl trotting up to General Kenobi with Great Purpose, going right up to him and tugging on his sleeve. “Papa,” she says again, a soft, chirping rumble beneath her voice. “I can’t find the right tools — they’re all for droids ‘n engines.”

To Stitchup’s utter shock, General Kenobi doesn’t miss a single beat before playing along, bending down to meet the girl and chirping back.

“That’s alright, Anate,” he says gently, his Coruscanti accent somehow completely gone and replaced with something else. “We’ll just keep looking, yes?” Then he makes this — crooning, trilling sound, and the girl responds in kind with a warbling purr.

“Okay,” the girl says, reaching out her arms when General Kenobi stands in the universal request to be picked up. Again, General Kenobi plays along as flawlessly as if the two of them had rehearsed this beforehand, scooping her into his arms and settling her against his chest with a quiet “Hup!” She makes another purring noise, shuffling as best as she can to get more comfortable, then finally turns her attention to Stitchup and the bounty hunters. “Hi,” she says, peering at the hunters past thick, feathery white hair that covers half her face. “Are you policemen?”

The droning buzz of the hunters is, this time, very clearly uncomfortable. “Policemen,” the hunter on the left echoes carefully, stepping forward and crouching, their blaster holstered in the same movement. “Sorry, kid, my translator doesn’t recognize that. Wanna tell me what that means?”

#baby kenobi #baby kenobi first drafts #character: Fujioka Tsukiko #character: Obi-Wan Kenobi #character: clone medic Stitchup #pov: stitchup #i dunno how everybody else finds out that obi-wan has a kid #all i know is that anakin specifically blows a g-ddamn GASKET when he does #because. what. what??? what do you MEAN you have a biological child??? #that's his out-loud knee-jerk reaction anyway #inwardly he is also going Oh Shit I'm Being Replaced #this is not helped by the fact that tsukiko doesn't seem to like him all that much . . . #she keeps scrunching up her nose when she sees him?? the kark's up with that?? #tsukiko meanwhile is thinking to herself 'why the fuck does he smell like stale blood' #(he smells like stale blood because of the tusken massacre. only she doesn't know that. and nobody else will for a while #it's just gonna be a neat little secret percolating on the back of the plot-stove for a little bit it's fine) #I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO SAY THIS PEOPLE ASKED WHEN I POSTED ON DISCORD #‘anate’ is not actually her name. uh. as evidenced by the character tag #originally it was like a bastardized form of ‘anata’ ‘cause tsukiko speaks japanese #but then i went ‘oh yeah obi-wan wouldn’t know that’ #so now it’s a generic stewjoni word for like. ‘little girl’ but affectionate #anyway yeah. tsukiko does in fact give her real name later

[daincrediblegg]

in an act of desperation for more star wars content I have regretfully decided to watch the sequel trilogy again (with the exemption of ROS for my own sanity)

#yes I will be filtering out the bad bits with my OWN edits in my head which frankly make more sense and disney should have hired me to do #and all the shit that s&p no doubt had a hand in fucking up royally to the detriment of storytelling #everyone is going to kill me for saying also that the only solid through-line is ben solo's whole shit- and rey's also up until ROS #for the record this really is my only option I have watched all of clone wars I have watched all of rebels (kanan x hera FTW) #I have literally nothing except perhaps to watch The Mandolorian and TBOBF again and I won't let it come to that until season 3 of Mando #is about to drop #also controversial but Rogue One is kinda meh. It walked so Kenobi could force-jump kick-flip through the air over it. #I respect it for that service but nothing more #also I was firmly in the 'rey is a kenobi or perhaps a jinn' camp back when TFA came out and I still am but also liked that TLJ made her #a nobody so I'm conflicted #WAS convinced the guy Poe was talking to on Jakuu was related to Rey and now with the new info in Kenobi I can become more convinced he was #obi wan's brother but hey... hindsight is a bitch of a thing ain't it JJ Abrams? you fucking CUCK #anyway enough speecy spicy hot star wars takes and on with the show #oh yeah and S&P totally made rose tico happen bc Poe was supposed to be the feature alongside finn in that entire storyline #bc s&p is homophobic (no shade to the actress tho she's cool it's just a raw deal). you can't change my mind I know I'm right

[sukugo]

i had.....r2ani/obikin dream

#so it starts with anakin and r2 and r2 fucking anakin #they do their stuff and then we cut to obi-wan with r2 #so he's tryna get some classified info that r2 has and goes through his data files/recordings/whatever #only to see that the first thing that comes up is a recording of r2 fucking anakin (bc r2 saves everything) #and he's like 'oh fuck' #bc it's like shit that's so hot watching anakin get fucked is making him feel some kinda way (horny) but he isn't supposed to feel like tha #that's one thing but then there's the whole thing about him realizing that anakin is getting fucked by r2???????? what?????? #he doesn't know what to think of it #but he tries to ignore that for now and do what he's supposed to (get the info) only to realize that r2 holds TOO MUCH info #and stuff that he was supposed to get his memory wiped for (literally that one clone wars ep) #so well he has to memory wipe r2 and tries to get anakin to replace r2 with another identical droid (same color design everything) #anakin gets PISSED bc no!!! i want R2 i dont want any other droid im NOT letting u memory wipe him FUCK YOU #so after some fighting obi-wan goes FINE u can keep him #and then they go on a mission (with r2 with them :D) #and other stuff happens!!!! but i dont really remember 😔 #im not sure if it was a dream per se or just a daydream while i was very sleepy but it was suuuuper vivid and cool so #bc i had been thinking about a fic a bit similar to this (obi-wan finding out about r2ani) so now this is kinda making me wanna write hehe #f.txt #this is essentially just that clone wars ep except anakin and r2 are fucking #sw #r2ani #obikin