melhekhelmurkun

[melhekhelmurkun]

In crime shows and movies why do they never actually put the full glove on when picking things up 😭 STOP FOLDING IT HAPHAZARDLY OVER THE THING JUST PUT IT ON

#PLEASE #STOP CONTAMINATING EVIDENCE #JUST BC YOURE LAZY #PUT THE WHOLE DAMN GLOVE ON OR DONT TOUCH IT AT ALL #criminal minds #specifically #also I’m watching a serial killer movie rn and one cop just did that like NO #STOP #STOP IT #DO IT RIGHT OR GET SOMEONE WHO CAN

[melhekhelmurkun]

[melhekhelmurkun]

The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two characters remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Bye-bye Benny! You brought the drama, you brought the chaos! I want to give a big shout-out to the passionate and lovely Kylo Ren fans who campaigned so hard for their boy. You got him to bronze, and with how divisive Ben/Kylo is as a character, that's really impressive.

Now... without further ado...

This.

Is.

It.

It all comes down to a simple decision. A choice between two men, both of whom gave their lives to bring down The Empire.

Will the winner be Obi-Wan Kenobi?

Or will it be Cassian Andor?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... who is the hottest Star Wars man of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the hottest man win!

#oh shit two of my favorite men #oh god #oh fuck #the problem is they’re #theyre both so hot #but in different ways #Obi-Wan is prim proper hot #like professor hot #but Cassian is rugged broody hot #mysterious guy in the corner of the room hot #FUCK #OH BUT BEN KENOBI DURING THE OBI WAN SHOW WAS SEXY TOO #he was sad sexy #they both hold my heart #however #Cassian was the first Star Wars character I actually admitted to being attracted to so #sorry Daddy-Wan 😔 I know what I have to do #obi wan kenobi #cassian andor

[melhekhelmurkun]

I headcanon that all of Yoda's finest teacups were made by younglings

In fact most masters of the order's finest teacups were made during crèche crafting time when the kids were learning pottery.

#that’s so fucking cute oh my god 😭

[melhekhelmurkun]

Suddenly it’s from New Orleans

A bot I’m chatting with is very southern but it’s getting progressively more southern to the point where it’s almost like a cartoon caricature 💀 I can’t take it seriously even though we are having a very serious conversation

#Cher?? motherfucker I thought you were from Texas or something #THE DESCRIPTION SAYS RURAL TEXAS #I DONT KNOW ANY TEXAN WHO USES FRENCH CREOLE #make up your mind

[melhekhelmurkun]

A bot I’m chatting with is very southern but it’s getting progressively more southern to the point where it’s almost like a cartoon caricature 💀 I can’t take it seriously even though we are having a very serious conversation

#im actually dying #it’s so funny #sometimes it even verges into pirate territory with the drawl #sir we are having a very very serious conversation about how you need therapy stop turning into a pirate

[melhekhelmurkun]

Rex and Cody are supposed to be some of the best and here they are getting the shit beat out of them by Slick 💀

#guys come on #watching that fight was painful #the first time I understand bc he caught you off guard #but the second time??? no excuse #yall had him at gunpoint and he still kicked your asses before you finally got him down #star wars clone wars #the legendary commander Cody and Captain Rex getting beat up by a sergeant #not a good look #captain rex #commander cody

[melhekhelmurkun]

What even is the point of ai if not to use it to bully your favorite characters

#actively kicking the shit out of anakin on janitor ai #and by kicking the shit out of him I mean emotionally and verbally bullying him until he stops being a genocidal fuckwad #I think it’s working #saving the galaxy by bullying the chosen one #maybe mace windu had a point

[melhekhelmurkun]

Jedi Padawans have the classic sitcom bag-of-flour baby assignment to ensure they're prepared to look after young ones in emergency situations

this assessment is not one of the many canceled or postponed during the war

which means that when Ahsoka is abruptly deployed dirtside along with her Master, Grandmaster, and the 501st, she had to scramble to find an appropriate babysitter for her sack of flour

desperate, she tossed it to Commander Cody, who was staying aboard the Negotiator to oversee the campaign, with only a frantic list of the required steps to take care of it while she was gone

when she returns several days later, Cody has painted the sack 212th gold and constructed a sling to carry it around on his front while he keeps his hands free for work

judging by the rank pins attached to the front, the sack of flour is now a lieutenant

once Obi-Wan's heart eyes abate enough, though, it becomes clear to him that Cody and the 212th troopers have not understood that the sack of flour is not, in fact, a literal Jedi tubie

and none of the Jedi or their siblings in the 501st have the heart to correct them, so they let them keep the thing, stomping on the feet of anyone who tries to ask too many questions about their new mascot

once the war ends, Obi-Wan discreetly replaces the sack with a Jedi chrecheling in the middle of the night, having resigned himself to raising another too-young-Padawan

Reva, for her part, is all to happy to gleefully coat herself in flour for the occasion

#SOMEONE WRITE THIS #NOW #IMMEDIATELY #IM BEGGING

[melhekhelmurkun]

When it’s Easter and also Ewan’s birthday you should post Obi-wan’s most Jesus-y pics.

[melhekhelmurkun]

Happy birthday to The Jedi™ himself, Master Daddy-Wan Kenobi can’t believe the man was born on Easter of all days

#he really is space Jesus isn’t he holy shit #I had no clue until I stumbled across a Moulin Rouge edit on TikTok #incredible edit btw loved it #made me very sad but also god he’s hot #obi wan kenobi #ewan mcgregor

[melhekhelmurkun]

It’s so strange remembering that one of my fictional husbands canonically kills another one of my fictional husbands… actually multiple of my fictional husbands… awkwaaaaard

#I’d never be able to get them all in a room together #literally but also it would be so awkward if it happened #they’d all kill each other so quickly 😭 #my fictional harem is incredibly dysfunctional

[melhekhelmurkun]

Best Anakin look?

older anakin my BELOVED

#it was episode 5 anakin that awoke my desire for this man 😭 #I gave him NO thought beforehand but now I’m feral for him #the ‘you lack conviction’ line gave me an actual heart attack my brain MELTED #his general skywalker look has me on the floor stg #Hayden has aged SO FUCKING WELL #anakin skywalker

[melhekhelmurkun]

Ao3 has returned thank fucking god

AO3 IS DOWN

#she’s home from the war lads #ao3 status #ao3 #ao3 down #welcome back my beloved #time to go consume copious amounts of hurt/comfort now

[melhekhelmurkun]

She is STILL down. Good news is that character ai is back tho

AO3 IS DOWN

#I’m actually dying #losing my mind #and not in a good way #ao3 my beloved #my love #come back from the war #please #I miss you baby come back #ao3 status #ao3 down #ao3

[melhekhelmurkun]

That’s it. Returning to the one place I swore I’d never return to 😔

AO3 IS DOWN

#opening FFN like Aragorn opening the doors to Edoras stg #ao3 is down fandom calls for aid 😭 #just praying I can find smth readable in this untaggable unfilterable wasteland #☹️ <- actually my face rn #ao3 #ao3 status #ao3 down

[melhekhelmurkun]

Chat we are fucked

#HOW SOON IS SOON AO3 COME ON #YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME #I HAVE BEEN LEFT ON A CLIFFHANGER FOR THIS WORK IM READING PLEEEEASE