#and probably like at least a little bit like the jedi equivalent of monster fucking

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I am so excited for Sith AU (among other works!) because the premise is so batshit and yet brilliant. Obviously once the Council decided on the idea centuries ago they were never going to ADMIT to the crazy and walk it back, but imagine learning about Jedi for the first time and hearing about how they can Fall and turn to evil and then the Jedi speaker is like, "And so if that happens we marry them at once," and everyone else just nods as if this is logical and you are like ????? ????

i imagine putting your name forward on that list is like. it's a combo between like a draft, a raffle, and when rob from HR passes you the happiness committee sign up sheet in the breakroom and you know you're obligated to sign up so you put your name down but make it as illegible as possible and hope the happiness committee never actually has a meeting

only obi-wan has been lazily filling out his 'would you like to renew your chance of being called to serve the Jedi and the Light by marrying a Sith?' forms for like. twenty years. he honestly did not expect to ever be called to actually marry a sith and he thinks it's a joke, he thinks it's a joke.....up until he's officially married to former jedi anakin skywalker, current sith vader (no one chose that name for him in this au, vaderkin just thought it sounded cool)

#asks #it's a combo of all those things #and probably like at least a little bit like the jedi equivalent of monster fucking #(to the people who dont realize sex is extremely prohibited between married/bonded couples) #(obi-wan at 25 when he first signed up is like this) #but where curious individuals wanna sleep with darksiders to see how its different #and they're attracted to darksiders #(i suppose this would end with the jedi falling as well) #and then another jedi volunteering to marry both of them #obikin #fix a sith au #fix-a-sith au