#npmd headcannons

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Okay, I want to talk about the Trans Richie headcannon. I'm not going to say anything bad about it, this is just some ideas and opinions about it, regarding it as canon.

I like the idea that if Richie and/or Trevor were trans, they'd be given an alliterative name set originally. Like Richie and Rachel, Trevor and Tracey, or Samantha and Sabrina; something like that. And then when one or both changed their names, they were so relieved that their names didn't start with the same letter anymore. Maybe they even hated it so much that they'd like... go by Chel, CeCe, Sam and Rina. Shit like that, that'd be so funny.

I would really like to see a show about how they grew up. As much as I don't know how to feel about a cis person playing a trans character, I also wouldn't want Richie played by anyone else— *the idea of Jae Hughes as Richie* Okay, that'd actually be pretty sick, and you could have both Trevor and Richie on stage without Jon having to do a bunch of quick changes, or prerecordings, and you could even have them on stage at the same time, but YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING! Anyway, I think it'd be really neat to have a song of Richie post-transition and Richie pre-transition singing about how they feel out of place, or how they have this secret that they have to keep, pre-trans not being out at all, and post-trans having transitioned in stealth mode. It'd be cook to see 'her' looking in a mirror or something, seeing post-trans Richie there because that's what they want to be. Some fuckin' reflection from Mulan shit, y'know?

Maybe it's just that I want to see Her as a musical, maybe that's my problem... I mean, now I'm thinking about it, and I'm right. I want that so fucking bad. Like, just imagine that for me, will you? I keep specifically imagining a scene of Jeri and Jerry berating 'her' for being too masculine as a song— I'm sorry, I'm being such a dork.

If Jon Matteson did a stream where he read trans richie headcannons and fics, I would fucking cry, especially if Her was included, since I'm very proud of it thus far.

I need like... a 5+1 fic of Richie coming out to people, I'd love that.

I forgot any other thing I wanted to say, just give me a second.

Oh, okay, here we go. I like to think that Richie is a cosplayer (my sister disagrees with me, so I know that some people don't agree) but I like to think that him cosplaying masc characters is one of the things that helped him realise his identity. This has nothing to do with the fact that after I started cosplaying TSS I got more masc and embraced that side of me, I don't know what you're talking about.

I wonder what Jon Matteson (and Will Branner, and everyone else) thinks about Childhood Friend Michie, not even them together romantically. Bc like, I fully understand not understanding that ship; I don't fully understand it myself, despite literally shipping it. But them as childhood friends? It almost makes too much sense, whether or not Max knows Richie is trans. Either way, you can make it make sense in some regard. I particularly like how @24-guy handled it in their trans richie story, but I won't spoil that for you (that's also their user name on ao3)

I think that's all I got for now, maybe I'll make a part two when I'm on a proper dose of adderall that actually does anything for me.

#my dad accidentally ordered the wrong dose so now i might as well not be taking it #it might even be making me worse idek #anyway #if jon matteson sees this im gonna cry #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #trans richie lipschitz #trans trevor lipschitz #trevor lipschitz #npmd headcannons #-her- #me geeking over my own story for more than i should

[hoybero]

richie lipchitz would definitely be a natewantstobattle fan.

yea.

#natewantstobattle #richie lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #npmd headcannons

[peatzah-rolls]

Idk why but this thought came into my head and I can't stop thinking abt it

Max Jägerman being neurodivergent (possibly having autism?) and being terrible at learning speech etiquette so he was unintentionally blunt as a kid, so he gained the status as a 'mean kid/bully' when he was little. This gained the attention of a bunch of not so nice guys who became friends with him (the other jocks we see in the musical) and he decided he'd rather have rude friends than no friends so he just stuck with the whole "bully" thing. I can't stop thinking about it and it's cannon to me because I love him and refuse to think he's being mean on purpose

#npmd #starkid npmd #npmd headcannons #max jagerman #Max jagerman headcannons #I dunno this just speaks to me and I can't get it out of my head #He also might be a bit queer I dunno #I love projecting <3

[starkidblubber]

Steph: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Pete meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #or abstinence camp timeline #pete spankoffski #steph lauter #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes

[januscorner]

My Hatchefield Headcannons

Garry Goldstein and Richie are Jewish

Richie is hoh

Lex is a m-spec lesbian and a demigirl

Hannah is Autistic

Ethan has ADHD

Paul was raised Jewish, is now agnostic but still celebrates the holidays

Ruth wants to be polyamorous but can’t even get one partner (I’m not projecting you are)

Ted is pan but doesn’t know

Detective Shapiro likes women

Officer Bailey is gay and has ADHD

In some timeline Lex joins PEIP

Linda is thalassophobic

#head canon #headcannons #my headcanons #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid nerdy prudes must die #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday starkid #black friday #gary goldstein #richie lipschitz #lex foster #hannah foster #ethan green #paul matthews #ruth fleming #ted spankoffski #detective shapiro #officer bailey #linda monroe #Janus’s Corner

[acutemushroom]

My version of the "Jon Matteson's characters are related" family tree

Sorry for the bad image quality, I tried to keep every character the same size without making the page too big

I know the popular headcannon wants Gary to be the father of the twins, but the surnames didn't match. So, to keep it coherent with the ages, I placed him as Paul's cousin on the tree. The twin's father not being Gary, then, I assumed he would be Paul's brother-in-law. Making him Richie's uncle from the maternal side.

As for Boy Jerry, there was nothing saying he had to be Paul's brother, but there was also nothing saying he couldn't. So, yeah, little Jerri is also Paul's nephew.

#hatchetverse #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #nightmare time 2 #jon matteson #jon matteson's characters are related headcannon #paul is richie lipschitz's uncle #paul matthews #richie lipschitz #trevor npmd #gary goldstein #black friday #boy jerry #girl jeri #the lumber axe starkid #headcanon #family tree

[silly-little-headcannons]

Richie is a Will Wood girlie

His favorite album is either The Normal Album or In Case I Make It

He’s definitely not normal about it

Mostly, he listens to anime soundtracks and scores

#richie lipschitz #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #jon matteson #will wood #headcannons

[icetobes]

michie headcannons from yours truly

- they discover maxs love for 60s, 70s and 80 music, his favourite song is December 1963 (oh what a night)

- they’ve danced together in richie’s kitchen at 2am one night when they were alone

- max and ruth become unintentional besties because they lightly tease richie about the same silly things he does (he helps ruth make a tinder/hinge and get a girlfriend)

- they go to a fair, max doing the typical “im going to win you a bear” but finds out richie is a master of fair games and max is mesmerised (they kiss on the ferris wheel)

- max has a truck and he and richie often make the back into a bed, lots of blankets and pillows, they stargaze and richie points out stars, max gives them names like you would a pet

- richie has stolen a decent amount of maxs hoodies, i’m return max has a few of richie’s oversized jackets, they have characters and writing on max neither knows or can read but they smell like richie

- richie makes max mixtapes that they play in the car

- max loves being the little spoon, he would never admit it but richie knows

- paul has found them cuddled together on the couch several times (he has many a photo he hopes to show at their wedding one day)

- max and richie have family meals with paul and emma every 2 weeks, they go to restaurant and catch up properly

- they spend college mostly apart, doing long distance, max visits richie on weekends and whenever they have time off, both working jobs on their respective campuses and saving to get a place together

do i give my college/after college headcanons

#paul mattews is richie’s uncle #MICHIE #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #I WILL GIVE MORE AFTER COLLEGE ONES LATER #RAHHHH #max jagerman #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #headcanon #michie headcannons

[fnife]

back on my bullshit

(Adding to my NPMD playlists)

They will never be complete. Not as long as my autism stands.

#i love this musical sm #being a system makes this simultaneously so much easier and lowkey a bit awkward #‘oh yeah this song is so how i headcannon richie’ #meanwhile Steh is staying at me farm the other side of the front room #sorry girly i love him #npmd #blinkotep #nibblenephim #nibbly starkid #blinky starkid #wiggog y'wrath #wiggly #wiggly starkid #tnoy karaxis #tinky starkid #pokey starkid #pokotho #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #richie lipschitz #peter spankoffski #max jagerman #grace chasity #nerdy prudes must die #my playlist #music #spotify playlist #autism

[magical-girl-04]

I know most people seem to think that Peter and richie were friends first (is there a reason for this?) But I like to think that Pete and Ruth met in tap dancing lessons :)

#hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #ruth fleming #peter spankoffski #richie lipschitz #headcannon

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Max to most: Fuckin nerd (derogatory)

Max to Richie: Fuckin nerd... (affectionate)

#i did a thing #dumb idea #someone please use my dumb idea #nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #michie headcannon #michie npmd #what have i become #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max x richie #richie x max #richie lipschitz x max jagerman

[my-fandom-polls]

Rb with what fandom you think he’s part of

#omg im back after not posting for months #it’s my headcannon that max secretly knows a lot about star wars #but I don’t want to be the guy that makes people say ‘we would not fucking say that’ #so im asking tumbr what you guys think #obviously he’d never admit to being in a fandom #but I’m trying to figure out what famdom that is #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #max jagerman #max jägerman #will branner #starkid npmd

[loooongfurby4444]

Hatchetverse Headcanons: Day 18

NPMD Gender and Sexuality Headcanons

1. Richie: Trans and Bi with a preference for men (he/him)

2. Ruth: I have changed my HC Ruth is Genderfluid and bi (any but she/they pref)

3. Pete: Bi and trans (he/him)

4. Steph: Bigender and bi (she/they/he)

5. Max: Cis (he/him) and gay (edit clarifying: he likes men and women but he labels himself as gay) will bully homophobes

6. Kyle: Cishet (he/him)

7. Jason: Bi and Cis (he/him)

8. Shapiro: Bi-curious and transgender (she/her) she left Chicago to start fresh as a woman

9. Grace: Cis (she/her) and represssssssed bi and aro also she is homophobic and transphobic (in a subtle way tho)

10. Mark: Cis (he/him) and deep in the gay closet

11. Karen: Cishet (she/her) also homophobic and transphobic

12. Dan: Cis (he/him) and pan

13. Donna: Cis (she/her) and polysexual

14. Solomon: Cishet (he/him)

15. LiB: 100% are queer but have no concept of gender or sexuality so they are fluid and don’t give a shit (mostly he/him or it/its)

#hatchetfield headcanon #hatchetfield starkid #hatchetfield universe #hatchetfield series #hatchetblr #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #headcannons #headcanon #npmd

[starkidblubber]

forced to be a girl, born to be a literal monster

don't need no one to tell me

high school will be my peak

so I'm willing to take advantage

#forced to be a girl #born to sing max’s part in literal monster #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #max jagerman #literal monster #i might delete this later

[universalwideweb]

Richie and Trevor are twins and Trevor had to go to Homecoming sad as hell with Rudolph

You can pry this headcannon from my cold, dismembered hands lmao

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #trevor npmd #richie lipschitz #rudolph npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetfield headcanon #they are twins to me #and trevor and rudy the foreign exchange student are dating #fuck you #i love this headcannon #kill me if you must but im havin a great time #sadly dancing to best of you is so funny and heartbreaking lol

[acutemushroom]

I don't know why, I Hc that Richie's full name is Richard James Edward Lipschitz.

#hatchetverse #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #richie lipschitz #headcanon #name headcannon