#max jagerman x richie lipschitz

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I'm a firm believer that Max is not the kind of asshole who stoops as low as to deadname his victims.

Like, say for instance, Richie were a trans man. If someone tries to bully him by deadnaming him, they bullier will be punched in the throat.

Everyone at Hatchetfield is an alley under the command of Maxwell Jagerman.

#i saw my deadname today #i made fluff out of it #after having a breakdown #but we're not gonna talk about that #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max x richie #richie x max #michie #secret relationship michie anyone? #lmao max began being an alley bc of richie #but it just kinda stuck #starkid

[merrinpippy]

max jagerman canonically perceives the audience enough to tell them to shut up so i think he should notice the audience reaction to richie and be like hang on What is all the noise about here. and try to figure out what the audience sees in him. are you seeing where i'm going with this

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman #starkid

[randomsufff]

Ok, to the like 5 Michie girlies (I see y’all, I appreciate y’all 🫡) I’ve cooked a bit hear me out:

In Literal Monster one of the nerds says “I once was his tutor, then I regarded my future”- so that implies he needs a tutor/ is academically failing, right? But it seems he actually needed and valued it because the tutor seemingly worked for, at the very least, a day before quitting on her own terms… (DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION)

So- everyone lives/nobody dies AU where Richie is the one who saves Max, Max- who thinks the gang threw him this party+Richie saving his football season (cause he would totally value that more then his life come on)- is like, on neutral/ friendlier terms with the gang, bla bla bla something happens and Max asks (basically forces lmao) Richie into tutoring him. (Reasons why Max can’t just cheat off of Richie can range from him sitting next to Grace to Richie gaining a bit of confidence seeing Max ask him for help and saying no (but plz don’t kill me I’ll still help you)).

Bing Bang Boom, redemption arc for Max as he falls for the cringe ass failure of a anime weeb. Very slowly! but surely.

(Plus you get so many funny scenarios- The gang finding out Richies helping their bully-turned-maybe friend????(at least he thinks so), RUTH FINDING OUT (I KNOW that girl reads/writes hardcore smut fanfic), Max slowly getting into anime via osmosis (would he like Attack on Titian? I feel like yes.) etc. Endless possibilities here.)

#michie #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #nerdy prudes must die #im a genius #I’ve cooked so hard #if only I had the time or writing capability #alas I shall simply shout my truth into the void #hello to the 5 people who are in this dingy with me #max x richie

[empressumbreon]

Hey did you all know that Max Jagerman and Richie Lipschitz are in love? It’s true I was there. Definitely didn’t hate each other. Nope no way.

#michie #is that what we’re calling them? #whatever #anyway them #just. them #nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman

[instantromannoodles]

Don't mind me just venting out an idea

Okay so I saw someone talking about a kinda 'Dirty girl' situation for Michie but like Max about Richie and that idea has not left my thoughts all day but I also think about it with Richie about Max, so what if I did a three part fic with one chapter about Max thinking about Richie and one about Richie thinking about Max and the third one would be them actually being together for real, because I thought it be fun to play around with how they would think of the other verses how they would actually be, if that makes sense, like we know Max liked Grace because she was all religious and well for lack of better terms a prude, so it's safe to assume Max likes that idea Max would think about Richie being all shy and Max has a quite an ego (I am Jagerman, I am God) but also seems a little insecure (don't need no one to tell me high school will be my peak) so of course he would also think about Richie telling him how strong and handsome he is. And Richie wouldn't really know Max only the bully and jock attitude he sees at school, so his idea of Max would be brash and dominant, and rough (but like all in a good way). But then I thought it would be interesting to see how they actually would be together how their ideas of each were at points right or wrong, how they assumed things but actually get to see what was real and what was a fantasy (and of that reality was better than fantasy)

Anyway hope this made sense and that some read this and is maybe interested in me actually making this because this thought won't leave my mind

#michie #roman rambles #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #tw: suggestive

[inprisonforsparkling]

hi. would you like to read a max/richie fic i posted 2 chapters of in one night? yes. yes you would

this is the fic where Max doesn't die and also everyone is bisexual! i had a lot of fun writing it so i hope you have fun reading it :D

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #also grace is bi #michie

[ihavenoideamanokay]

cgixufsurdivlhvkhc I know everyone wants more michie content because I'm one of those people and I want to make stuff but I don't have any ideas help

#nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #npmd #max jägerman #hatchetfield #michie #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max jagerman #max x richie #richie x max

[never-seen-again]

Apologies but I'm being very gay right now. I've read like, half the michie fanfic on AO3 (it's like, eleven of the forty seven, so closer to a fifth [not accounting for background Michie in other fics though, so who knows]).

I'm going to talk about some of those fics, so if you either don't care or don't want to be spoiled for them I'm going to put in a break thingy. Never done that before so sorry if I fuck it up.

So, most of these are what I'd consider to be fix-it fics, like, max doesn't die in the Waylon place. Typically because Richie instinctively grabs max. Some have Richie have an instance of hysterical strength ("See it Fall, Child of War" by jayren404) or blame it on adrenaline ("Nerdy Prudes Are Cool" by InPrisonForSparkling), another has Richie buy precious few seconds enough for the other nerdy prudes to help pull max up ("Won't you pray for me?" By Whowillprayforyou).

All three are great, love 'em. However another work by Whowillprayforyou grabbed me and shook me like a ragdoll: "The Consequence of what you've done"

Here Richie gets bathroom murdered by max, rises as a ghost just like max, and gets a bit mindfucked about the whole 'none of my friends noticed or really cared I died for longer than the conversation they learned about it. And it sorta implies that Richie helps kill Ruth. The drama. The action. The bloodshed.

Anyway, got me thinking about ghost Michie. And like, the absolute clusterfuck of Richie trying to save max, but getting dragged down with him. High stress for the living as now there's two deaths to deal with, but also now max isn't dealing with undeath alone.

I like the dynamics this brings about too. You get Richie who still is wondering why he tried to save max, but now with the guilt of failing to, and also burdening his friends with his death. Max might not even flip on the nerdy prudes in death, since one of them died right along with him, grieving right along side Max for the two weeks leading up to where he hit his breaking point originally. Max might end up struggling with no longer holding power over Richie, since as ghosts they've been somewhat equalized, even if he was going to lessen his hold on the nerds anyway. (Richie totally gets a hang of the ghostly powers first, max learns how to effect the living world first though). Max might finally open up about things alluded to in the musical.

Anyway to get back on track. I think I'm going to write Michie fanfiction. Have I written fanfiction before? no. Am I good at writing dialogue? also no. Is it going to be so very gay? yes.

(also, honorable fanfic mention to "Nerdy Prudes...Can Thrive?" By CloakedApprentice, peter grabs max in this one, having been right next to him, and it's just really cute)

#nerdy prudes must die #max jagerman x richie lipschitz

[redhothoney]

I love starkid sm, NPMD has been stuck in my head for the past TWO WEEKS. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE REFRESHED THE Maxwell Jagerman/ Richie Lipschitz TAG RAHHHH

#npmd #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman x richie lipschitz

[nerdy-prudes-must-cry]

I have such a good michie fic plotted out, only to realise one paragraph in I cannot write normal dialogue to save my fucking life

#nerdy prudes must die #michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz #max jägerman #Genuinely how can I write smut dialogue but not a normal conversation

[im-not-a-l0ser]

I'm not gonna lie, one of the main things that makes me ship Michie is the line "no, he thinks the ghost is real, he's just really fucking brave!"

#nerdy prudes must die #richie lipschitz #i love richie #max jagerman #michie npmd #michie #richie lipschitz x max jagerman #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie x max #max x richie

[alien-substance]

New chapter/update!

yeah when I said I was writing a new update to my Michie series as I posted I meant it so here you go :)

I really struggled with writing this chapter so,,, if you notice any mistakes no you don't (I'm kidding please tell me and I'll fix it)

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max x richie #michie

[randomsufff]

I’m back Michie girlies and this has been on the dome for a while but I’ve been seeing people mention it and at least one fic has executed this idea (“I once was his tutor” I salute you 🫡) but I need to just present this idea anyways because it has COOKED for a while-

I think it would be absolutely fucking hilarious if Max had started treating Richie the way he did Grace. Like the whole, dumb himbo act where he laughs real hard at non-jokes and tries to rizz Richie up as he’s going to class.

In my head- this is connected to the “Richie tutors Max” universe, so in my mind- Richies been helping him out and he’s been getting to know the guy, Max either: 1) eventually realizes how much of a capital P Prude Grace is OR (the funnier option I think) 2) Grace, in her want to get thoughts of Max Jäegerman out of her head, goes so far in the opposite direction that she somehow accidentally sleeps with a woman and is no longer “forbidden fruit” as Max puts it. (Insert side story of Grace battling internalized homophobia as she developed a friends-with-benefits turned maybe actual relationship with…. idk Deb or Alice or someone.) Cue Max looking at Richie and being like “I can totally seduce this nerd, my skills aren’t lacking just because I couldn’t get Grace.. this is 100% not me subconsciously really liking the dude and wanting to genuinely date him and knowing no other way to outwardly express this”

ANYWAYS- point is I need Max to try to flirt with Richie in that himbo way that he did with Grace-and I need Richie “This projects on thermodynamics… what the fuck are you talking about???” Lipshitz to just be constantly confused on what’s happening to him.

AND THEN when he finally realizes that Max is trying to get with him, I need Mr. Richie “has definitely never been with or slept with anyone and is just as unhinged and horny as Ruth (need I remind you she said Stephanie was the object of both their sexual fantasies)” Lipshitz to look at Max, really debate over it, before going “I may not have standards but I, unfortunately, have morals” and that he couldn’t do anything with Max since he was… well…his and his friends bully for years.

Boom, kick start the redemption arc that starts with Max just wanting to sleep with Richie but shifts to genuinely wanting to date him and trying to open up/clean up his act.

(Also- to add to that ‘“Dirty Girl Soup” Richie version’ concept that I’ve seen somewhere- I think it would be so fucking funny if Max’s equivalent to this, scandalous, forbidden, sexual fantasy was just Richie being the most supportive, understanding and healthiest boyfriend ever. Just accidentally fantasizing them in the most domestic situation ever (you know, because it goes against his Literal Monster persona). Like Richie’s, i don’t fucking know, holding his hand as they get coffee together and is just so understanding and calming when Max attempts to bully this fantasy Richie, and Max-who is just swimming in toxic masculinity (but is super ok in knowing he’s bi. As people say- he’s an actual asshole but he will bully you using your correct pronouns damnit)- is just like “NO, what are these feelings??? Why do I feel like this??? This is so wrong… but why does this feel… actually nice???” Yeah… funny shit)

#michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #damn it if only I could write #maybe one of these days I’ll just start writing shit #I’ve always wanted to write fics- #I love that this tag and this ship is just an echo chamber of ideas #we really do be feeding each others huh #nerdy prudes must die #starkid

[fearmeimgay]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Max Jägerman/Richie Lipschitz Characters: Richie Lipschitz, Max Jägerman, Ruth Fleming, Trevor (Nerdy Prudes Must Die) Additional Tags: richie has sibling, Paul Matthews is Richie Lipschitz's Uncle, but his dad is gary goldstein (not mentioned), implied steph pete and grace also being here, not good at tags, this isnt great Summary:

i wrote most of this but then got bored so the ending is rushed. but heres some of your fix.

#michie #fanfic #starkid #max jagerman x richie lipschitz

[instantromannoodles]

I wrote a Michie fic because this ship is all I can think about

#michie #max jagerman x richie lipschitz #richie lipschitz x max jagerman

[inprisonforsparkling]

i want to make a michie animatic so bad but i just. cannot think of any songs that have their Vibe. please give me suggestions ,,,

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #michie #max jagerman #richie lipschitz #max jagerman x richie lipschitz