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doing great I'm doing great

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Im not normal about them

#spies are forever #curt mega #joey richter #owen carvour #agent curt mega

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Richie: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly? 
Paul: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

#paul being Richie’s uncle ‼️ #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #tgwdlm #the guy who didnt like musicals #paul matthews #starkid npmd #starkid incorrect quotes #ily jon matteson #jon matteson

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I would giggle and kick my feet

what if i stared at you dead in the eye and said “April 6th” with no further context

#starkid #cinderella’s castle

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Steph: Ooh, somebody has a crush 
Kyle: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Jason I just think he’s cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. 
*Later that night* 
Kyle, very much awake: Uh oh.

#im not beating these allegations #honestly every curt mega character is somewhat fruity #I can see it #curt mega #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #kyle clauger #jason jepson #stephanie lauter

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I think about this video at least once a day

#starkid #team starkid #smosh #jon matteson #mariah rose faith #arasha lalani

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Ted: I’m never donating blood ever again. 
Ted: The second you walk through the door, it’s just one invasive question after another! Ted: ‘Where did you get it?’ 'Why is it in a bucket?’ I mean, do you want it or not?

#ted spankoffski #he’s done nothing wrong #he’s done this before y’all trust #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #hey melissa #the guy who didnt like musicals #tgwdlm #you can’t fight me on this #i love these little guys #especially if they don’t leave me alone #I’ve been thinking about Ted for like a week yall #tiny Ted is chewing on his plastic cage like a feral animal #hey Melissa core

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he has.

Look. Look at him. You cannot tell me he hasn’t gotten lost in at least ONE ikea

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #kyle clauger #curt mega

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YALL WHAT THIS IS SO GOOD???

the hamilton fixation is so real rn

#npmd #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didnt like musicals #tgwdlm #black friday #black friday musical #nightmare time #nmt #nightmare time 2 #nmt 2

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Ted: Is it still visible? Where Paul slapped me? 
Richie: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. 
Pete: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. 
Ruth: A palm reader could tell Paul’s future by looking at your face. 
Steph: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. 
Ted: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #pete spankoffski #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #just a normal day at uncle pauls house #ted spankoffski x paul matthews #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #stephanie lauter #grace chasity

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Pete: Steph, say aluminum again. It's the entire source of my serotonin during these trying times. 
Steph: *sigh* Only for you, babe. Alyoouminnieeum.

#they’re so cute #silly little thoughts #I love them so much #pete spankoffski #stephanie lauter #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes

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forced to be a girl, born to be a literal monster

don't need no one to tell me

high school will be my peak

so I'm willing to take advantage

#forced to be a girl #born to sing max’s part in literal monster #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #max jagerman #literal monster #i might delete this later

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Richie: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? 
Paul: Damn, if people did that to each other, Ted would've killed me years ago.

#they just have normal convos about each others bfs #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #ted spankoffski x paul matthews

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Steph: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Pete meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #or abstinence camp timeline #pete spankoffski #steph lauter #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes

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Richie: Hey guys, what are your favorite kinds of pudding? 
Paul, trying to connect with his nephew: oh I know this one! Pudding deez nuts in your mouth? Is that what you were about to say? Or…wait uh- Did you want an actual answer? Richie:

#he incorrectly uses memes all the time #he’s trying his best #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetfield #incorrect quotes #hatchetverse #headcannon #richie lipschitz #paul matthews

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Paul: A SPIDEEER!!!!!! 
Ted: KILL IT! SMASH IT! 
Paul: BURN IT! 
Ted: STAB IT! WITH A KNIFE! GET ME THE SHOTGUN! 
Richie: Awww, it’s so cute! Look at it!

#just a normal day at uncle pauls house #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #headcannon #incorrect quotes #npmd #richie lipschitz #paul matthews #ted spankoffski

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Ima be like 100% honest with yall for a minute

High school is killing me

It's got me out of rhythm and my melody

it's so not cool, it's a fallacy

A truly cruel and unusual brutality

And I can survive it for only so long

looks at my spanish test grade I'm so fucking dead

#me with my chaucers pilgrim exam #Im so fycking dead #nerdy prudes must die #npmd