#not a joke

[paper-mario-wiki]

hey i keep getting uncensored teen titans porn ads on tumblr. why?

#text #occurence #not a joke

[cookiethebirdthing]

Tonight I learned that knowing how to convincingly agree with every accusation against you and not give any indication of fighting back is not a skill and is in fact a common behavior among abuse survivors.

#hmm #interesting #not a joke

[sophiefoster942]

#Let sophie Elizabeth Foster stab someone in book ten

#serious thoughts #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #kotlc sophie #sophie #sophie foster #sophie elizabeth foster #stab #im not kidding #not a joke

[the-witchhunter]

DP x DC: No Time for Monkey Business

Danny’s family is gone. His parents, Jazz... 

Danny had come home to Fenton works only to find the place tossed and ransacked, the portal broken, and his family missing. Danny doesn’t know who to trust, but he needs to find his family and whoever took them. He can’t do it on his own though, He needs help. He needs a detective, and who better to help then the greatest detective in the world...

Bobo T. Chimpanzee aka Detective Chimp

For those of you unfamiliar with Detective Chimp, he is canonically the best detective in the world, better than Batman who is merely the best human detective. His skills include being able to speak to any living creature, eternal youth, hyperintelligence, incredible deductive skills, occult knowledge, and alcoholism

okay, the alcoholism isn’t a skill bit it’s wild he’s an alcoholic in canon. His entire lore is frankly wild, including Rex the Wonder Dog and the fountain of youth plus a court case that examined the implications of him being an animal owning his own business and making contracts. The ape has been in a surprising amount of team ups, from Batman, to the Shadowpact, and is in the regular rotation of Justice League Dark

He owns a magic sword called the Sword of Night, and is sassy with a sort of dry humor. Honestly kind of similar to constantine in some ways.

And Danny should play the Watson to his Sherlock. 

#dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc #Danny Phantom #detective chimp #the 'T' in bobo t chimpanzee stands for 'the' #not a joke #frankly it's a disservice that there aren't any team ups between him and danny yet #i said danny should be the watson to his sherlock #but lets face it it would end up being a bit more 'great mouse detective' #but seriously the lore is kind of wild for this guy #not fanart #he legit looks like if sherlock holms was an ape #Granted with the purpleback gorilla thing Bobo wouldn't be the first ape danny has worked with #also ignore the fact I used monkey in the title it was the best i could come up with #my insomnia is kicking my butt

[nia1sworld]

Attention all tumblr users

Do not click on the link, this link it's a sex trafficking site. It's a site that puts on your phone that girls are missing. Do NOT go to this link, I'm not joking I'm serious!

Repost this!!! Immediately! This is not a joke

@littleearthlings0505 @untitled14360 @serentiydraw5678 @sophia-does-skits @artismeyou-12 @loki104-uwu @shubbabang @gori--demora--skellydemora @artismeyou-12 @e-icreator23 @/everyone!!

#REPOST THIS TO EVERYONE!!! #important #this is serious #reblog #not a joke #reblog this!!! #DON'T CLICK THAT LINK

[yelenasdiary]

GOOOOOOOD MORNING TO ME OMG🫠🫠🫠 I FUCK WITH THIS OUTFIT SO FUCKING HARD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!

YALL IM NOT OKAY AT ALL LIKE LITERALLY LOOK AT HER IM FREAKING TF OUT

#FLORENCE PUGH #LITERALLY MY WIFE #NOT A JOKE #ACTUAL WIFE

[nerdlycrying]

PLEASE RB FOR SAMPLE SIZE

Why I’m doing this: Tumblr is slowly dying and i need a general consensus on what would be a good platform for recreation for the trans-inclusive public

#poll #196 #r/196 #r196 #hungryposting #important #not a joke

[chikinan]

learning about trimax is so funny you'll be just comparing stampede vash & 98 vash thinking about how one is more sweet and one is more silly and then someone will come over and say "hey did you know in trimax vash cries blood"

#not a joke #mati barks #trigun #trigun posting

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Like fine, add a fucking gimmick to our dashboards, nothing new for tumblr, but THEY PUT IT OVER THE FUCKING REBLOG BUTTON.

#tumblr #hellsite #not unreality #not a joke #even with the pic off to the side its INVISIBLE CLICKBOX is over half the functions

[awhoreintheory]

Keith | Lance

Shut up its still May don't look at the date

My final mermaid art for mermay!! The elusive, the gorgeous, Krolia!!

Yall words cannot even begin to describe tje massive fucking crush I have on Keith's mom. Krolia is so fucking hot. So is Texas. I'd pay so much money just to be able to stare at them. God they're a power couple. So hot.

And yes! Krolia retains her alienness :) all the characters (in my eventual fic lol) are basically more evolved versions of preexisting marine life. Krolia is just straight up an alien.

#im ace and all but id fuck Krolia #not a joke #if she existed i would be throwing myself at her #itd be pathetic and sad #but i dont care. for krolia? anything. #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld fandom #vld #klance #krolia #krolia voltron #krolia vld #mermay #voltron fanart #vld fanart #my art #background characters getting love #sorry to annuone who didnt finished s5-s8 #mermay 2023 #vld mermay #voltron mermay #mermaid krolia

[bangsinc]

God I want him so bad

#not a joke #the spot #spiderman #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spider man 2099 #spider man

[shamemanifest]

#this is the best thing ive ever drawn #not a joke #jonathan sims #jon sims #eldrich horror #the magnus archives #tma fanart #jonathan sims fanart #the magnus archive fanart #Spotify

[mecha-milkers]

I wanna make the robots fuck, but in a way that makes you sob violently and feel hopeless in this mortal coil

#transformers #tf mtme #tf idw #tfp #valveplug #not a joke #you laugh but im not #maccadams

[itsmakingyoucry]

I need Arthur and Merlin as radio show hosts that had to host at home during the pandemic. Merlin just gives Arthur a hand job whilst on air and the guys trying his best to act normally and not moan

#this is a joke #mostly a joke #not a joke #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #merlin fandom #arthur pendragon #merlin fanfiction #merlin fanfic #fanfiction #merlin x arthur #smut ideas

[manic-pixi-dreamworld]

Anyone want to pay me just to sit and look pretty?…

No okay cool 😅

#18+ blog #manic pixie dream girl #girls with piercings #personal #mental illness #mental health #bipolor #mentalheathawareness #me #hypomania #bipolar 2 #im exhausted #pay me to be cute #this is a joke #not a joke #oh well #pay your workers #over worked under paid #ginger #red head #red hair #girl blogger #tumblr girl #pic for attention #inbox open #asks open

[evilrwbyfan]

#not a joke #cross ship #murder drones #tadc #pomni #nori doorman #pomni x nori #nori x pomni #pomnori #my art