Rediscovered this song with Robot Man trending.
"Bald mean and full of beans, i got a yamaha keyboard drum machine is one of the best rhymes ive heard in years.
Hip hop is one of my big interests and i find it hilarious that this is where i go for fun rhymes now
Also, "bought the transgender man 2 pints, hope i get lucky and fist him tonight" is a line by a duo of rapping old british men.
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Northern Boys Lyric Starters
FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS/NAMES/PHRASING AS YOU SEE FIT! Contains NSFW Themes!
Party Time
“Don't want to fall in love, I just want to get fucked”
“I'm living in a studio flat that's covered in mould”
“When I go, will my loved ones miss me? Well the answer's no”
“Chuck my corpse in a big main road”
“Having a gang bang to Jackson Five”
“I gotta take a number three, That's a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree”
“Hello there, can I fill your hole?"
“I tried crack once, I just wanted to test it”
“It's party time, get your drugs out”
“Do you wanna make love to a sad old man?”
“I dip my dick in the salsa dip on a Taco Tuesday “
“I'm a dirty, wretched man”
“Call me grandad 'cause I fucked your nan”
“I'm a love machine, I don't know when to stop”
Nobody Likes Me
“You’ll find me dancing 'round sexy town”
“Wi-Fi’s broken, so I gotta watch my porn in the form of comic books”
“Bought a transgender man two pints, Can I get lucky and fist him tonight?”
“Used to have a dog, his name was Francis then he ran away, what a selfish bastard”
“When I’m outside, I get stressed out”
“When I got people around, I’m anxious”
“Nobody likes me, what the fuck now?”
“Call me the neighbor’s name when you fuck me, you ain’t gotta kiss me, you ain’t gotta hug me”
“Shit, I mean really, just do something, please just touch me”
“I don’t wanna go to my nephew’s birthday, his friends play rugby, they might just hurt me”
“A girl said "Hi.", now I’m obsessed”
“I’m not alone, the voice in my head tells me I’m handsome and great in bed”
Give It To Me
“You find me in the club, fucking it up”
“If you see me cry, you better walk on by ‘cause I don't wanna share the pain that's inside”
“Come on baby give it to me”
“I'm an angry man but I'm a soft old sod”
“No need to drive I just drop to my hands and feet and scuttle like a beetle”
“Listen up pal, I could die right now”
“Come on baby fuck with me I got the horn and I'm giving out my love for free”
“Raising a glass to the gays and bi's and the trans and the girls and the big bald men”
“You better not assume my pronouns You ain't got a clue what I feel inside”
“You wanna come fuck me then get in line”
“I'm a top shelf piece of ass, don't touch what you can't afford”
Sexy Train
“Hey baby, what's your name?”
“Now come take a ride on the sexy train”
“Let's paint pictures of aeroplanes”
“I've been evicted, now I live in a ditch”
“I'm a strong, fancy gentleman”
“I wanna dance for eternity”
“I don't mean to be a dickhead I wanna put a smile on your pretty face”
“Motherfucker do you wanna make love to me?”
“Motherfucker do you wanna get fucked with me?”
“Come and have a ride you sexy bastards”
“I wanna kiss your face, I gotta make love slow 'cause my leg's in a brace”
“Come on, I wanna party with you”
“Let's go downtown while the wife's asleep”
“Feeling like a love pirate, shiver me boots”
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