#north pole au

[shinsouslightningbug]

Joining in on the Elf Shenanigans™️ with some Naughty & Nice List Director Shinsou!

I feel like Elf Shinsou would be an absolute workaholic and would have to be literally dragged away from his desk before he takes a break to take care of himself, eat, shower, sleep, etc. He lives off of cocoa (cocoa is elf coffee now, fight me) and pretty much everyone in his department is concerned about him and his health. So lots are drawn and one unlucky (or maybe lucky?) elf is chosen to go drag the boss out of his office long enough for someone to lock the door and hide he key so he can't get in.

What do you mean, I rigged the draw so I could be the one to drag Shinsou out of his office? I just picked a random paper out of the hat, same as you. I wasn't aiming for the star paper. But then again, I do have a better track record than anyone else when it comes to getting Shinsou to put his work down for a bit. I don't know why. Maybe it's just because I give him food.

#sparky writes #North Pole AU

[pinkykats-place]

chubby!Deku x Baku [no quirks au]

AO3 Fanfic Recommendations

Disclaimers!

None of the stories linked in titles are mine.

Some contain mature content. Read tags.

Credit to @somesprucetrees for the fan art.

Note: If you read any of these stories and like them please let the author know with a kudos and/or comment!

A Call Away by @mikacrispy

Summary: It doesn't matter that the astronaut Bakugou Katsuki is miles and miles from Earth because he knows his favorite NASA engineer is always just a call away.

Complete | 2 Chapters | NASA AU

Rated - Explicit

Tasty by Mikacrispy

Summary: Chef Bakugou Katsuki meets a regular in his restaurant that is the cutest and sexiest man he's ever seen.Cue for Katsuki pining for his patron every time Izuku comes around for some comfort food.

One Shot | Restaurant AU

Rated - Explicit

Fight Me by Mikacrispy

Summary: Izuku loves dancing. It's his stress relief and hobby. It's too bad his body type isn't one people would generally assume a dancer should have, which brings him a lot of self-consciousness. The fact this annoying Karate fighter decided to make him the target of his bullying doesn't help at all. And yet, Izuku is always rising to Bakugou's taunts about his ass.

Complete | 5 Chapters

Rated - Explicit

The Obeisant Vine by Morpheel

Summary: Izuku was terribly insecure about his body.

Bakugou couldn't imagine the reason why; not when the Omega had a perfectly healthy weight clinging to his more than attractive figure. With all of the surplus food that the warm spring brought fourth, Bakugou definitely noticed when his mate declined the meals he'd brought back. He was determined to prove to Izuku that he was still attracted to him.

What they didn't expect, though, was a surprise along the way.

One Shot | OmegaVerse

Rated - Explicit

One Snowy Night by silentsongbird

Summary: On the night of Christmas Eve, chubby elf Izuku Midoriya is walking home during the beginning of a blizzard. On his journey to the warmth and safety of his cottage, he runs into an injured Krampus. Unable to resist helping the beast, Izuku invites him into his home to tend to his wounds. The two end up snowed in and the poor little elf ends up trapped with the beast who just wants to show his thanks.

One Shot | Fantasy AU | North Pole

Rated - Explicit

Indulgence by silentsongbird

Summary: Katsuki is annoyed that even in his second year of art school, he still has to take classes with stupid Deku. He had hoped to be rid of him after high school, but of course, Deku just had to get accepted into the same college as him. At least it's only one class. Unfortunately for him, it seems Deku has a bit of a reputation and his team mate, Denki, is very fond of him. Katsuki overhears a conversation he really wishes he hadn't because now he can't stop thinking about it. He has to see what Deku's videos are all about.

Incomplete | 8/? Chapters

CamBoy Izuku | College AU

Rated - Explicit

Chair Sex Would Be Hot by thoughtssvt_j

Summary: Chubby "Personal Assistant" Izuku isn't sure that he'd be able to fit into CEO Katsuki's office chair, but Katsuki proves him wrong by showing him all the lovin'.

One Shot | Office AU

Rated - Explicit

Chubby by izuchuii

Summary: Izuku has always been .... a bit chubby.

He beats himself up about it and when he confesses to a certain blonde, he tells him something different.

One Shot | SFW

A Date With A Vampire by artindistress

Summary: Izuku and her vampire boyfriend go out on a date, and it doesn’t go as planned.

One Shot | Fem Deku | Vampire AU

Rated - Teen & Up

Series: Schizophrenic Bakugou by masteremeraldholder

Summary: Bakugou Katsuki has schizophrenia, and this is how he deals with it in everyday life with the help of chubby Midoriya Izuku.

Complete | 3 Works | SFW

My love for you is bigger than your fears. by aviii_coffee

Summary: When insecurity hit Izuku like a train, suddenly invading his mind and blocking all the happy, lovely feelings he was just feeling a mere second ago...

Good thing Kacchan is there to help him.

One Shot | SFW

#bakudeku #no quirks au #chubby deku #fic rec #ao3 fic recs #no quirks #chubby midoriya x bakugo #chef bakugo x chubby midoriya #NASA au #North Pole au #astronaut Bakugou Katsuki #krampus bakugo x elf midoriya #bakudeku college au #chubby camboy midoriya #chubby elf midoriya #office au #ao3 bkdk #bakudeku fic rec #ceo bakugo x chubby assistant deku #bakudeku smut #ao3 bakudeku #archive of our own bakudeku #bakugou x midoriya #insecure chubby deku #bakudeku no quirks #no quirks chubby deku #chubby omega midoriya #bakudeku fic recs

[aziraphalesbowtie]

help i have a vision for an ofmd au but i’m STUCK. picture this: stede is santa. his crew are the elves (lucius, of course, being head elf because he’s the smartest). BUT WHO IS ED? what role does he play in the north pole community? and izzy??? HELP ME PLEASE.

#i’m so lost #i was thinking jack frost because of the santa clause 3: the escape clause #but is that too niche??? #ofmd #our flag means death #blackbonnet #ed teach #stede bonnet #blackbeard #izzy hands #christmas #santa claus #ofmd au #ofmd fanfic #fanfic #au #north pole au #ofmd season 2 #christmas movies #rudolph

[polizwrites]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Steve Rogers & Tony Stark Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, North Pole AU, Elf Avengers Summary: It wasn’t that Tony didn’t like working for Santa. It’s just that he wondered sometimes if maybe he was meant for more. One day, his friend Steve asks for his help, and Tony finds his true purpose.

This  is a fill for my @tonystarkbingo  R4 - Occupational Hazard square.  😁

#writing stuff #fanficlet #mcu/marvel #North Pole AU #tony stark bingo round 6 #elf!Tony #elf!Steve #Christmas fluff #shameless self promo

[muffinlance]

Prompt: Aang didn't know Zuko was raising a baby dragon

Aang tilts his head. He doesn’t lower his staff, because—because Zuko, but he doesn’t try hitting him again, either. At least, not anywhere near his chestplate, which the other boy is very suddenly defending like there’s a second Avatar inside.

“Do you… have something in there?” Aang asks.

“NO!” shouts Zuko, who definitely has something inside his armor. It makes a kind of scrabbly-paws-on-metal sound and then—

“Do you have a dragon in there?” Aang squeals. 

And maybe in retrospect he should have thought more before bouncing towards the fiery teenager, but in Aang’s defense there is the cutest, tiniest, fluffiest little maned dragon head he’s ever seen trying to peek out of Zuko’s neckline. And anyway, the other boy is way too busy backpedaling and trying to push the dragon’s snout back inside to Capture the Avatar, so. So Aang absolutely shoves a hand at the dragon’s nose for it to smell him, because that’s how you greet them—

—Or is that praying mantis-dogs?—

And then there is a Fire Prince squawking and shoving him away, which is definitely not a bending move, but not before a little lizard tongue tickles Aang’s hand which is so cute.

“Uh,” says Sokka, lowering his club. “I. I am not actually sure how I’m supposed to be reacting, here.”

“We’re fighting,” snarls Zuko, who is cupping protective hands over the dragon, and definitely not fighting. The dragon has wormed one stubby little leg and an adorably oversized wing out, and seems enthusiastically set on more. 

Which is the point where Zuko’s uncle finally catches up to them, at his usual leisurely pace. If he wasn’t with Zuko, Aang would maybe think that the older man wasn’t all that invested in catching him.

“Nephew, do you…” And then he catches sight of the dragon.

Zuko pales.

“Hello, Uncle Backup,” says Sokka, grabbing Aang and Katara’s arms. “And that’s our cue to go go go.”

Zuko chases them. Because he’s Zuko.

Zuko… gets ahead of them. Which is not very chase-y?

Zuko vaults into Appa’s saddle ahead of them and holds his hands up as Katara threatens him with a hovering stream of water. He… doesn’t seem to be leaving, or attacking, and his uncle is running after them way faster than Aang is used to, so. Yip-yip?

Katara and Sokka sit down, once Zuko’s uncle looks very small under them. Zuko keeps his hands up. The baby dragon is flapping its free wing appreciatively in the rushing air. And chirruping really cutely.

“So,” says Sokka, slowly. “You… needed a ride?”

“I don’t—” Zuko starts to shout, before lowering his volume, even if his tone is exactly the same. “I don’t need a ride.”

“Uh-huh,” says Sokka, even more slowly. 

Zuko continues to keep his hands up. His dragon is trying to squirm the rest of the way free, and has decided that gnawing at his chest plate is the way to do this. It’s making pretty good progress against the black and red paint. The metal, not so much.

Aang keeps glancing back from Appa’s head. “You, um,” he says, suddenly realizing that You seemed scared will probably just lead to more shouting. And fire. Which there has been a really noticeable lack of, and Aang kind of wants to encourage that. 

“Did your uncle not know about the dragon?” he asks, instead.

“Uncle is the Dragon of the West,” Zuko says, more quietly than Aang has ever heard him say anything. And also like it’s a full explanation. But judging by the equally confused looks on Katara and Sokka’s faces, this isn’t just another thing he’s missed during the past hundred years. 

The baby dragon huffs at its lack of progress. And flops, like an over-cooked and very dejected noodle, against Zuko’s chest. 

Zuko swallows. And stops glaring at any of them, because he’s no longer meeting their eyes. He lowers his hands, slowly, and works a shoulder strap free. It’s enough for the dragon to puddle limply down into his lap, where it curls into a very alert spring. 

“Do you know how someone gets the title dragon?” Zuko says. “By killing a dragon. Uncle thought he killed the last two. And father was—he was so mad, not that uncle killed the last, but that he killed two. That he didn’t leave some glory for the rest of our family.”

Sokka clears his throat, after the obligatory awkward silence. “Your family is… kind of messed up, huh?” 

“What was your first clue,” says the Fire Prince, his scarred face deadpan.

His very prominently scarred face.

Oh. 

Katara crosses her arms. Which makes her look grumpier, but she’s not able to bend as quickly like that, so Aang knows she’s feeling less going-to-waterwhip-you grumpy and more prove-me-wrong grumpy. 

“If killing it would be so glorious,” she asks, “why haven’t you?”

“It— She— She’s just a child. It wouldn’t be honorable,” Zuko says, straightening his back.

“Uh-huh,” says Sokka.

But Aang. Aang grins. “Hey! I’m a child, too!”

The Fire Prince groans, and drops his face into his knees. His dragon climbs up onto his head and, using his ponytail approximately like a tree branch, stretches both her wings out, and lifts her little nose to the wind.

(You can also read this and other prompts on AO3.)

#Sokka: no but really why are you in this saddle #what is the plan here #Zuko: groaning intensifies #the AU where Zuko joins the Gaang early because he needs to put his dragon into Avatar-protected daycare #also the AU where Uncle keeps trying to get close enough to explain but Zuko is Really Good at hustling the Gaang into the saddle #they make GREAT time to the North Pole #Uncle: I JUST WANT TO TALK #Toph: COME BACK WITH A WARRANT #did she join the Gaang early too? #who knows! not me! #Avatar The Last Airbender #atla #Zuko #Aang #Sokka #Katara #Iroh #ficlet

[kineticallyanywhere]

you ever read a fic so good it carves out a solid and permanent chunk of your brain. you ever read a fic so good you get the physical jitters whenever you know something is about to happen and you can’t hecking wait to see it happen youre just so excited

anyway if you haven’t yet please read A Tale of Spirits by @unorthodoxx-page, they way it uses the premise to expand on the cultures in Avatar and how they interact with spirits and they way every single Rise-to-Avatar character match up is chefs kiss hot DIGGITY dang gosh me to HECK

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #avatar #the last airbender #atla #tla #fanart #crossovers #aus #avatar aus #rise leo #rise raph #rise mikey #rise donnie #hecking neon green leon at the north pole #imagine sprinting through a city looking for your bros and when you cant find them youre like #okay next city #but then you find out your options are either tundra or ocean #imagine dropping into another world and a dude sitting behind a wall of fire talks down to you #also you know you could literally pull a gattling gun out of your ass 'im the fire lord' 'yeah thats nice' #ozai like 'we have contained the spirit in the castle' meanwhile donnie with a jetpack 'oh sweet a balcony' #toph meanwhile 'i can't let him stop me' raph like 'i would like to enable you' ':O' #meanwhile meanwhile mikey been given his toughest patient yet #then again if anyone needs dr delicate touch its zuko #anyway i love this fic highlight of my week i hope author is treated with love by the universe #kineticallyart #may i be a vehicle by which the universe cares #author please take my love in the form of this offering #not yet ary #(that's a tag for a friend ignore that one)

[kibutsulove]

the rat is back by unpopular demand

#atla #ozai #jeong jeong #avatar the last airbender #au: aang wakes up 30 years earlier #ozai fulfilling his genocidal tendencies by hunting aang like animal #sozin’s so proud (not really) #kya chopped off his hair in the North Pole #it’s his fault for keeping his hair so long

[wildlife4life]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday

Tagged by @thewolvesof1998 @hippolotamus @jamespearce9-1-1 @daffi-990 @wikiangela @disasterbuckdiaz @devirnis @exhuastedpigeon and @lover-of-mine You are all so awesome and I look forward to all your works!

I apologize for those who tagged me Sunday, but I've been busy getting ready to host thanksgiving for 14 people, which means getting the grocery shopping done, menu set and organized, and getting my house deep cleaned. Haha. Yea.

But I did find some time between cleaning the kitchen and doing laundry to start a new wip. Lol. Its a Christmas fic with the premise based off of The Santa Clause because I love those movies. I don't want to give too much away, but I will say Bobby is Santa and later in his tenure as such being of Christmas Joy, finds and adopts Buck. This will be both bathena and buddie. And that's all I'm telling ya'll for now. Enjoy this snippet!

The bright red and white pole just at the peripheral of his vison gives him pause and his attention flutters away from Polaris’s glow. Sitting atop the candy striped post was a vivid red sign with the curled white words, North Pole and an arrow pointing…directly upwards at the North star. “What in the?” Bobby raggedly whispered in bewilderment.

For the record, I am not having Bobby accidentally kill the Santa before him, he has enough guilt on his hands as is. Anywho... Hope you all enjoyed!

Tagging (no pressure!): @911-on-abc @giddyupbuck @bekkachaos @loserdiaz @hoodie-buck @try-set-me-on-fire @fortheloveofbuddie @spotsandsocks @theotherbuckley @jeeyuns @ladydorian05 @malewifediaz @elvensorceress @bigfootsmom @watchyourbuck @jesuisici33 @eddiebabygirldiaz @spaceprincessem @thekristen999 @spagheddiediaz @monsterrae1 @rogerzsteven @eowon @honestlydarkprincess @911onabc @cowboydiazes @vampbuckley @brokenribsdiaz @buck-coded @housewifebuck @arthursdent @glorious-spoon @buddierights @athenagranted @prosperdemeter2 @rainbow-nerdss @gayedmundodiaz

#tease tidbit tuesday #tag game #my wip #new wip #christmas fic #the santa clause au #sort of #911 show #911 abc #911 on abc #911 fic #buddie #buddie fic #bathena #evan buckley #eddie diaz #bobby nash #athena grant #santa claus #north pole #north star #holiday magic #magic

[identityquest]

ummm. world map teehee

#digital art #dtl #drawn to life #fine and good au #i know it looks nothing like the world maps in the game but i DONT CARE im having fun #'weather whats with the massive yellow area with no names' hypothetical desert silly #thats where um. the scorpion lived. before wilfre got his hands on it #tomorrow ill color this irt raposa phenotypes like where certain ones are most common... tonight i sleep #also no theres no ice caps on this planet #theres seasonal ice but no continent over either pole makes it more difficult for permanent ice to form #this isnt a true north-south map btw. the snow fields are the furthest north while lavasteam is furthest south #ill get into that later tho w/e

[toasterdrake]

some schneekos comfort to wind down for the day :)

pyrrha nikos has dimples and i will die on this hill

#technically a scene from figure skating au but stands on its own too :)) #rwby #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #schneekos #north pole #my art #yk what imma tag fsau #rwby figure skating au

[a-todd-illustration]

Their wedding has been planned for 3 years and it's finally happening! General Iroh is there to witness the union, with Commander Zhao and his fleet as protection. Sokka knows something is up, but no one believes him. But what is Zhao doing sneaking away?

#myart #fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla #avatar #zuko #yue #princess yue #prince zuko #yue x zuko #zue #avatar au #wedding #iroh #sokka #katara #aang #zhao #north pole

[diaryofamadsunwukongfan]

A Minor Hiccup while Painting the Town

•The episode begins in Ports classroom, where he is once again going on one of his rants instead of teaching. Jaune then gives a bouquet of white roses to Weiss, who rejects them and then turns her attention to Pyrrha.

•"So Pyrrha, I just thinking about how we're the two most popular girls at school and the strongest of our class! (~Weiss stop lying~) We have so much in common and we are both incredible, and yet we don't even have dates for prom yet. So, I was just wondering... uh, if we still don't have dates for the prom, maybe you would consider we go together as sisters-in-arms?"

•"Weiss... are you asking me to be your date?" Pyrrha asks while flashing a smirk.

•"WH-WAHT!!! N-No, I w-wasn't suggesting th-that?! A-as a Schnee, I need to consider my bloodline and all, hehe!"

•"I can continue your bloodline for you, if you want!" Jaune perks up.

•"EWW, GROSS! No way, Jaune!" Weiss screams loud enough to catch the classes, and Port's, attention.

•Weiss fake smiles at Port until he returns to the lecture.

•Pyrrha then restarts the conversation, "Weiss, going on a date dosen't mean we're married. Have you even been with another woman before?"

•"Wha, women with woman? That's not me, unless you want it to be Pyrrha, wait no I'm just kidding, ahahahaha."

•"Aha, well I think this is something about yourself that you should give more thought to, Weiss." Pyrrha says before looking away and muttering under her breath, "...I'm, not incredible..."

•Jaune notices this comment, but doesn't say anything.

•The scene shifts to team RWBY's dorm room, where the girls are trying on their new outfits and thanking Weiss for ordering them from the SDC fashion department.

•The girls then explain their plan to uncover Roman's plot with the White Fang: Ruby and Weiss will head to Vale's CCT and use Weiss' connections to check the SDC's records for any inconsistances between past Dust robberies and Roman's current activities; Blake will attend the local White Fang rally which not-so-secretly recruits new members and hands out orders after dark to discover what they are planning; Yang will head to Vale's red-light district to "negotiate" information from the local Broker. The reason why Blake and Yang are working alone is because, as Ruby admits, "you two are a lot tougher than Weiss and me, so if anything goes wrong, you can handle yourselves." And because Yang's location is in between the CCT and the Fang rally, the girls plan to have a rendevouz at her location to share what they have found.

•"Yeah, let's do this!" (Ruby excitedly screams) "Allright!" (Sun excitedly screams outside the window). "Sun?!" (Blake screams), "What are you doing outside our window???" (Yang angrily asks Sun while taking step forward). "Oh, y'know... just, hanging around? Anyway, let's do this team mission thing!"

•"You aren't on our team." Weiss sasses him. The girls then hear a knock on their door and Blake opens it, revealing Scarlet and Sage standing outside. Scarlet then barges ibto the girls room while complaing about how freezing the hallway's AC was. Sage asks Blake if he can come in, and she sighs before saying yes.

•"Whoa, there's a lot more people in here, hehe..." Ruby jokes before shrinking in on herself. Yang then starts to connect the dots before asking "wait a minuet, Sun are you spying on us?!"

•"Whaaat, spying??? That's crazy talk! And, we just got here anyway, so..." Yang then turns to Sage. "Headmaster Lionheart tasked us with investigating anything suspicious, and Sun suspected you all were up to something." Sage matter-of-factly states. "Dude, not cool." Sun tells his teammate.

•Weiss then creates a wind glyph behind Sun to blow him into the room. This also blows Neptune into the room.

•"Another one?!" Yang yells. Weiss then rushes past her and kneels next to Neptune. "Oh my light, Neptune! I'm so sorry! Are you hurt? Here, let me help you up!!" "Ow- I mean, I'm fine Snow Angel. Now please, don't hurt your pretty little hands helping me u- Ow!!" Neptune shrieks as Weiss helps him to his feet anyway. The rest of team RWBY roll their eyes at her.

•"Hooray, that boy bands all here! Now get out of our room and never come back!" Yang sarcastically tells team SSSN while pushing them out of the room.

•"Wait," Blake calls out to Yang, "having them with us... could be useful." "I-I second that notion!!!" Weiss jumps up. "Blake, we can't even trust them! What if they snitch on us to their headmaster?" Blake then walks up to Sun and looks him in the eye. Before she can speak, Sun starts up "Ok, I know what you're going to say and I just want you to know even if you were doing something against the rules I would never tell the authorities and I'm really sorry for spying and-" "Swear it. Don't spy on me or lie to me ever again." "... I swear it. Never again." Blake then smiles and turns to the rest of her team. "We can trust them."

•Yang sighs before saying, "Alright boys, my partner's giving you a second chance. Don't make me regret it!" Yang says while looking at a nervous Sun. "Now since your here, Ruby, what do you think they should do?" Ruby, who had been hiding in the corner underneath her cloak, jumps up, "Oh, uh, well Blake and Sun are both faunus so they should go to the rally and Sage and Yang are both big so they should go to togather so I guess that means me and Weiss will be going with Scar and Tune!!! Ahahaha, let's gooo!!!" Ruby then burts out of the room to catch her breath, which the rest of the girls catch onto.

•"Sigh, well Neptune, I guess we'll be alone togather out there..." "I wouldn't have it any other way, Snow angel." Neptune then takes Weiss' hand and they walk out the room togather. Scarlet whispers underneath his breath, "someone please shoot meee..." as he reluctantly follows them.

• The scene changes to Ruby, Weiss & Neptune, and Scarlet all at the CCT tower. Ruby is excited to see it, Weiss gives her exposition dump dump to the rest of the gang, Neptune flirts with her somemore, and Scarlet really doesn't want to be there. Ruby then drops her Scroll trying to take a picture, which gets picked up by Penny.

•Ruby asks Penny why she dissapeared at the Docks, Penny pretends she dosen't know her and runs away, Ruby chases after her, leaving Weiss with the two boys.

•Scarlet opts to wait outside for when Ruby returns, so Weiss and Neptune enter the CCT together.

•Inside the the Elevator, Weiss practices her smiles while standing in front of Neptune. However, Neptune is able to see her reflection across the silver walls of the elevator. "Know that you don't have to pretend to be happy with me, Snow Angel..." Neptune's sentiment surpises Weiss, and she almost cries. Before she can, the doors open. Weiss fixes herself, grabs Neptune's hand, and leads him into the communications room.

•As Weiss and Neptune walk over to her assigned cubical, all of the background shadow people stop and stare at the two of them, whispering "weiss schnee" and "neptune vasilias".

•As Weiss sits down at the cubical and readies herself for the call ahead, Neptune behind her with a comforting hand on her shoulder.

•"Thank you for calling the Atlas- Oh! Miss Schnee! Good afternoon! I'll patch you to your father immediatly!" "No-", before Weiss can finish, the operater switches to the CEOs private channel.

•"There you are Weiss," the voice of Jacques Schnee, Weiss' father comes through the channel, "I've been worried sick about you!"

•"Hello, father." Weiss says in fake nice tone. "I'm sorry if I made you worry about me, I've been so busy with my studies and-"

•"Cut the crap Weiss!" Jacques voice turns crass and cold. "You haven't been returning my calls, you've been ignoring my messages, you spend my money on clothes, and now your at Vale's CCT and your first thought isn't to call me!?"

•Weiss voice drops to an uncharacteristically submissive tone, "I really am sorry I-" "NO YOU ARE NOT!!!" "Father, I'm in public!" "I DON'T CARE!!! If this is how you act when I stop watching over you, then maybe you shouldn't be a huntress at all!!!" "...that's not fair." "Not fair??? What's not fair is that you have adoring fans worldwide that are wondering why their favorite idol is on hiatus? Oh yeah, she's in Vale playing huntress and putting on pounds!! Are you even watching what your eating?!"

•That lost comment increases the intensity of the whispering around Weiss and Neptune.

•"Weiss, who is gripping your shoulder???" Jacques commands his daughter tell him. Before she can respond, Neptune kneels down and faces Jacques directly.

•"Neptune Vasilias, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you Mr. Schnee." Neptune says in his charming voice. Jacques eyes go wide as he looks at him, "Weiss, you finnaly found a man! And he's rich!?! Foolish girl, why didn't you tell me sooner??? Oh, this news could get your mother to stop drinking!" Jacques then lets out a bellowing laugh at his own joke.

•"Wait I-", Weiss elbows Neptune to stop talking and eyes at him to play along. "Father, the real reason why I haven't been in contact was because I wanted to surpise you with my fiance Neptune here. I know you always worry me about having children soon, so... here he is!" Weiss says with an even faker smile. "Weiss, you know I don't like surpises! Ugh, they don't call you the smart Schnee for a reason, but at least young Vasilias here can more than make up for it aye my boy hahaha!"

•"Anyway, father, my you give me the files requested on my scroll?" "What do you want with those files." Jacques doesn't ask, but commands Weiss tell him. "Weiss and I are doing a joint school project on crime reports in the area, sir. I'm sorry we ask so much of you, but may we please have them?" Neptune saves Weiss again.

•"Hmm, normally I would say no... but not even I can say no to my future son in law! Here you go my boy!!" Jacques transfers the files, and Weiss + Neptune both breath a sigh of relief.

•"Oh, and Weiss," Jacques turns his attention back to his daughter, "do call again soon. You know how much I love you." Jacques then ends the feed right there.

•Weiss and Neptune march back to the elevator, and inside Weiss hugs tightly Neptune... before kissing him on the lips.

•Neptune is surpised at first, but reluctantly gives in.

•As they break away, Weiss takes a step back from Neptune, the two of them both have dour expressions on their faces.

•"Did... did you like it?" Weiss asks Neptune in a sad voice. Neptune takes a breath, and tells her "I did if you did."

•"I... didn't. Light, what's wrong with me? You're the perfect boyfriend and I'm just, I just..." ""... you're not the only one that has that problem." Weiss looks back up at Neptune, surpised. ""Every girl at my school loves me, but I just can't love them." as Weiss hears those words, she comes to a realization about him, and herself.

•"We might not be partners, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends." Weiss then hugs Neptune again before thanking him.

•Cut back to Ruby and Penny, the scenes where they talk, learn about Ironwood's robot army, get chased by Atlas guards, Penny stops a truck, then Penny reveals to Ruby that she is a robot, ending the first part.

•Part two begins exactly the same as vanilla Rwby: Penny explains she is the first ever gynoid to have an aura, Ruby tells Penny that she is real girl because she has a real soul (Ruby can see her soul using the third eye technique), Penny acidentally lets drop that the world is in danger and she was built to save it, etc.

•Cut to Yang and Sage, who have just arrived at Juniors club. The duo were talking about their relationship with the rest of their teammates off screen.

•"...and it's like, sometimes they treat me like I'm their mom! But I don't even know my mom!!!" Yang admits to Sage as tears streak down her face. "That's rough buddy." "This is the worst field trip ever!" (It's a joke).

•Yang's grand entrance to Junior's club is the exact same as vanilla rwby.

•Cut to Blake and Sun, who have just arrived at a public White Fang rally as it ended. Sun thinks they are two late, but Blake tells him that the public rally is just for show. The real White Fang rally would be in secret location after dark. Blake then realizes that a number of the Faunus that attended the rally are walking in the exact opposite direction as everyone else. Blake and Sun follow them to a building that has three claw marks scratched onto the door.

•"This is it." "You sure?" Blake glares at him and starts moving towards the entrance while unfastening her bow. "Y'know, I'm just gonna take your word for it."

•Inside, Blake and Sun are given Grimm masks and told to head down the right hall.

•"I don't get it. If you believe what you're doing is right, why hide who you are?" Sun asks Blake as they walk down the hall.

•"The masks are a symbol. Humanity called us grimmspawn, so we chose to don the faces of Grimm."

•"Grimm masks... that's kind of dark."

•"So was the guy who started it" Blake puts on the mask and walks down the hall.

•"Always sunshine and rainbows with you..." Sun puts on his mask and follows her lead.

•Inside the recruitment meeting room, a snake grimm masked man with tattoos is standing on a stage before the audiance.

•When Blake spots him, she whispers to herself "Nyeusi Mamba..." (that's his name).

•"Thank you all for coming. Sadly, Father Corsac could not join us tonight to welcome our awoken brothers and sisters..." As Nyeusi talks, Blake moves closer to the stage and Sun follows her.

•"...so allow me to introduce a very special instrument of ours! I can assure you, he is the key to obtaining what we have fought for for so long!"

•Roman Torchwick then walks onto the stage, with a short woman with heterochromia trailing behind him. "Thank you, thank you! Please, hold your applause!"

•A Deer Faunus standing behind Blake point's and yells "What's a human doing here?!"

•"I'm glad you asked, Dee- er, Miss! Now, I'll be the first to admit, humans... are the worst." Roman salutes as an example. "Case in point. So, I understand why you would like to see us all locked away, or, better yet, killed!"

•Sun leans over to Blake. "So, is he going somewhere with this?"

•"But, before the claws come out, I'd like to mention the fact that you and I all have a common enemy: the ones in control, the people pulling the strings, the dirty, rotten humans that run our kingdoms!" The crowd changes their tune and starts agreeing with him. "Councils, Atlesians, even the Academies: they're all to blame for your lot in life!" A few members of the crowd begin to cheer. "And they're all pests that need to be dealt with! Fortunately, I'm the best exterminator around!" (A mouse faunus makes a loud "Hey!" directed at Roman) "No offense to any rodents in the room."

•Roman then snaps his fingers, and the short woman behind him unveils their secret weapon: the Atlesian Paladin-290.

•Sun and Blake stare up at the mech. "Whoa, that's a big robot..." "How did he get that?"

•"As some of you may have heard, this right here," Roman taps the giant mech, "is Atlas' newest defense against all the scary things in the world. And thanks to my "employer", we've managed to snag a few before they, uh, "hit the shelves". Now, me and my friends have already started our new operation in the southeast. If you'd rather stay within the city, that's fine... But if you're truly ready to fight for what you believe in, this is the arsenal I can provide you. Any questions?" The White Fang's roaring applause tells him the answer.

•"I'm stopping this right now." Blake tells Sun before flipping onto the stage. "Wait what are you-"

•When Blake lands on the stage her Grimm mask falls off her face and lands on the floor, shattering like glass. The entire room of almost one hundred people is speechless.

•"My name is Blake Bête, daughter of Kali and Ghira Bête, founders of the White Fang!" Blake addresses to the crowd. Within seconds, their cheering becomes louder than it was for Roman.

•Blake then points to Roman, "This human 'collaborated' with our kind before, and what did it get them? Thrown into cages like animals, meanwhile he's here free!!" The crowd's cheering turns into screams as they all start turning on Roman and the girl behind him. One Faunus tries to climb onto the stage, but Nyeusi kicks him down while trying to get them to calm down.

•"If princess kitty over here is so mad her brothers are in jail, then why did she throw them in their in the first place!!" Roman yells at the crowd. This shocks them into silence, and Blake's eyes grow wide in response. "As a matter of fact, your long lost princess has been kissing up to Weiss Schnee while masquerading as a human!!!" Roman than motions to the short woman behind him, and she snaps her fingers. Suddenly, a light projection pops up in front of the stage, showing an image of Blake (her bow on) huging Weiss at the docks from last volume. As soon as the light projection goes away, the crowd becomes dead silent.

•"That's not, I-" before Blake can finish, Nyeusi points at her, "So what Adam says is true, you've gone mad!" "Is that what he's been saying about me?!"

•Nyeusi than yells to the crowd, "Brothers and sisters, capture the beautiful beast! She's been bewitched by the humans!!!" Multiple Faunus start climbing the stage and Nyeusi starts charging Blake.

•Sun leaps towards Blake, "We gotta get out of here, now!" He then pulls out Burn and Wash Dust crystals from his pockets and throws them both onto the ground. This creates a massive smoke cloud that gives Blake and Sun enough time to escapes the building. However, as soon as they do, the mech poileted by Roman crashes through the walls of the building and starts chasing them.

•ROBOT CHASE SEQUENCE!!! ROBOT CHASE SEQUNCE!!! ROBOT CHASE SEQUENCE!!!!!!!!! (Is it cheating if I tell you to imagine team SSSN are there only to all get knocked away?)

•RWBY VS Roman Torch:WICK!!!!!!!

•BUMBELBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

•NEOPOLITAN INTRODUCTION!!!

•Team SSSN eating noodles.

•The end.

#rwde #rwby fix it fic #rwby rewrite #rwby au #tfw you write your platonic ship better than your romantic one. #it will take years for me to write North Pole as well as I did Iceberg in these cliff notes #I doomed my self #rwby iceberg #also still making Blake the coolest and most interesting RWBY girl #rt dropped the ball with her into a black hole

[mono-chrono]

thinkin about the ATLA au again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Aradia my beloved

she deserves so much better than what she's getting irp

#doodles #homestuck #homestuck atla au #aradia megido #she wants to move to the north pole sooooooo bad

[ask-the-young-nor-westers]

Sneak Peek of a little project I'll be doing. Hopefully I can get it done before I move.

This isn't really related to Young Nor' Westers. This is a project that I had done last year, but now was revising for this year. Hope you all like it!!!

#ttte #ttte oc #ttte au #ttte fanart #ttte thomas #ttte gordon #ttte polar express #the polar express #rws fanart #rws thomas #rws gordon #gordon the big engine #thomas and friends #thomas and his friends henry #Noelle the North Pole Engine #ttte engine oc

[waterfire1848]

Thanks to @mayfay I’m 100% convinced there is another world where Sokka and Yue were arranged to be married, before Aang and everything, because it would unite the South and North Pole.

#I'm sure someone has done an au on this #sokka #yue #aang #south pole #north pole #southern water tribe #northern water tribe #arranged marriage

[asjjohnson]

I have an Avatar: The Last Airbender AU fic idea in which Aang isn't the Avatar. He's still the last airbender, just not the Avatar.

The basic idea is that Aang and the others search for the Avatar while Aang acts as a decoy and brings some hope to the world.

The story goes through the series, giving new meaning to some things, slightly changing other things. If I ever write the fic, it's supposed to drift away from canon after the first season/book. But, because it does follow canon kind of close to begin with (just with different nuances), I'd had a lot of trouble figuring out how to write it while also making it interesting enough for readers.

I'd thought of dividing the fic into parts (like the series), with the first part being "Air".

It starts with Katara breaking Aang and Appa out of an iceberg.

A hundred years ago, when the attack on the air nomads happened, the children were told to escape and that's what Aang did. But he ended up stuck underwater, and airbended himself into a ball of ice.

There's no light show when Katara breaks through the iceburg, but Zuko still thinks a nearby explosion could be the Avatar. Zuko also still jumps to the conclusion of 'airbender equals Avatar', and threatens Katara's village, leading Aang to claim to be the Avatar, just to save them. Aang escapes by funneling water onto Zuko's ship using airbending. Katara asks why Aang hadn't told her he was the Avatar, and Aang says, because he isn't.

Aang hopes to find the real Avatar at the southern air temple. Instead, he finds the place abandoned and everyone dead. Katara comforts him, and says they could check the other air temples.

Despite Aang denying being the Avatar whenever possible, word starts spreading of him being the Avatar. The gaang also come across some people who desperately need some hope, which Aang could give if he were to pretend to be the Avatar.

At Omashu, King Bumi (acting like he doesn't believe Aang when Aang denies it) puts Aang through some tests to see if he has what it takes to be the Avatar. Bumi afterward talks to Aang about how things will be tough because Aang will be hunted for being an airbender and people will assume he's the Avatar. He mentions that the gaang might be able to take some of the pressure off the true Avatar, wherever he is, by giving the Fire Nation a red-herring. Like originally, he tells Aang he needs to use his head and be creative (like making it look like he can bend other elements). Bumi also says he knows from a knowledgeable source that the Avatar is out there, and though Bumi doesn't actually know where they are, he knows they're alive.

Iroh does some semi-secretive stuff in the background, no one besides readers knowing he's part of the White Lotus. Although it's hard to tell how much is White Lotus related and how much is just him keeping up with friends. I'd imagined there being a scene at some point in which Iroh is reading a letter he'd gotten, and Zuko snatches it to see what it says. But it's just a letter from a sick friend of his uncle's. "Iroh, I am doing better. I was finally able to go out and get a breath of fresh air. Though, you know there is only so much that can be done in my situation. I've been hoping you have found a new tea recipe on your travels that you could share with me in order to bring me a little happiness."

The gaang might come to the village that the Hei Bai spirit has been attacking. Hei Bai might kidnap Aang instead of Sokka. Or airbenders are just naturally in tune with the spirit world. Whatever the case, Aang somehow ends up speaking with Avatar Roku, who tells him about the comet coming and says that Aang and his friends need to find the Avatar before that point.

With the gaang now fully going along with the masquerade, Katara tries to help Aang look more like a waterbender as he uses airbending to move water. But Aang still moves like an airbender, and Katara can't tell him what he's doing wrong because she's untrained and just goes by instinct herself. She can only say things like him needing to look 'more flowy' or something.

Iroh, while at a port searching for a white lotus tile, looks around at some different objects for sale by some pirates, and notices a pretty-looking scroll. One of the pirates tells him it's a waterbending scroll and already has a buyer unless Iroh is willing to pay more. Iroh passes on it, saying he's just browsing. And then later, Iroh and Zuko run down the street and Zuko asks why the pirates are chasing them, and Iroh innocently replies that he has no idea.

Sokka gets a job with a fisherman, and the guy recognizes Aang as the Avatar and claims Aang had turned his back on the world. Aang actually does feel guilty for leaving the monks, and tells Katara about it, explaining how the elders had told the kids to escape while they held the soldiers back, but, although the monks had said to flee, Aang still feels guilty about not staying to fight. He could have helped, he was an advanced student who already got his tattoos. Katara comforts him, saying that he did what the monks said, and they had wanted him to live and he did.

Sokka and Katara get sick, and Aang goes to find a cure, but is captured by the Yu Yan archers and Zhao. It's the first time Aang really realizes how dangerous his charade is. Zuko, as the Blue Spirit, saves him. Aang doesn't want to pretend to be someone much more powerful than he really is anymore, and admits to Zuko that he's not the Avatar. However, Zuko says he's not falling for it, sounding frustrated and disbelieving. He doesn't allow himself to think about the possibility at this point. Like originally, Zuko ends up scaring Aang off with a fireball instead of capturing him.

There's a scene where a man goes to a post office and a girl working there tells him he's gotten a package today, saying it looks like some more tea. He thanks her and walks back to his small home, where he opens the package and reads the letter from Iroh that's with it. Iroh says he sent a small sample of his newest blend, and tells the ingredients and brewing and steeping instructions. He also warns about not getting ahead of himself and to follow the directions carefully, or the tea won't turn out properly. The man smiles at this, thinking it's just like the old man. He then carefully pours the loose-leaf tea into something else, and examines the little case, which has some hidden papers. (There might be other scenes showing their correspondence, too, like Iroh at one point mentioning time running out, and this summer, and the man thinking about the world needing the Avatar and Iroh being the only hope for that.)

The gaang may come across Jeong Jeong. If they do, then Aang would ask if Jeong Jeong has any ideas about how he could mimic firebending by using air, but Jeong Jeong is very against it, thinking that what Aang is doing is really dangerous and stupid. Especially with Aang trying to manipulate flames using airbending of all things. It's hard enough trying to control fire while being a firebender, but it would be impossible to control it without being one. But Aang messes around on his own and finds a way to spark a flame using friction. After it goes badly, Jeong Jeong mentions about the breath being where firebending gets its energy, and says that's why the flame got out of control when Aang blew on it.

The gaang finish their search of the air temples and find nothing. There's no sign whatsoever of other air nomads or of the Avatar or what had happened to him. Aang wants to quit.

Katara and Sokka have an opportunity to reunite with their dad, and Aang goes with them to see Hakoda, abandoning the search.

The second part is "Water".

#avatar the last airbender #aang #katara #zuko #sokka #au #au august #asj post #asj writing #my fic ideas #there's some exciting stuff that happens with Zuko at the north pole #but that's a different part of the story