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raccrows · 6 months
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quiet kisses in the manor
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toasterdrake · 3 months
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i…. idk. gay people or something
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patchodraws · 16 days
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back from one dream into the arms of another (aka what if pyrrha made it to vacuo)
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 16 days
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Blake: It's the Frosted Empress! One of the sentinels!
Frosted Empress: Indeed I am, but- *removing her veil*
Weiss: I prefer 'Weiss'
Yang: WEISS? WHY ARE YOU THE FROSTED EMPRESS?!?
Blake: How didi you get so old?!?!
Ruby: Are you alright?
Weiss: Please give me a moment to respond!
Weiss: Me and Jaune are both down here. We fell, we traveled through time because of ... magic, I suppose is the simplest answer, and We waited. For you. We know how to leave, but we still have things we must do - Jaune, Pyrrha and I have been waiting for a long Time.
Ruby: Wait- Pyrrha? You- you said Pyrrha, Right?
Weiss: Yes? Why are y- *realization* YES! YES I Did! She's here! We found her- we don't know why or how, but she is- She's the Tarnished Spartan! One moment-
Weiss sends up a Flare using her semblance and some material from around the place
Weiss: Now come on! *Summons Grimm* Hop on, We've got Ground to cover!
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Weiss: Jaune? JAUNE!
The Rusted Knight: Weiss- TEAM RWBY!
Blake: JAUNE?!? YOU'RE THE RUSTED KNIGHT!
Jaune: What, did Weiss forget to mention that? Gods- It's been so long!
Yang: Hey! It's your Steed!
Jaune: Yep! Juniper- Even if Pyrrha's here I still needed the rest of my team with me- Has she told you about Pyrrha?
Yang: Only a Little bit! You found her in here? How have you been? What happened?
Jaune: We'll explain what we can on the way- We've got food at the cabin, Pyrrha will get back to us soon after, and we can all explain the situation at once, so none of us forget anything.
Weiss: *Walks up to Jaune, grabbing his chestplate*
Jaune: Kisses?
Weiss: Yes.
Ruby: Wait, hold on, When did that happen?
Jaune: A couples years after we got here, Come on! Back to the Cabin!
Yang: Dang, never thought I'd be jealous of Vomit b- Well, Vomit Man now.
Blake: *Leaning in Close* And just why are you jealous of Him?
Yang: *Blushing* No reason! Let's go!
Blake: *Snickers*
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Pyrrha: I'm back! I didn't find-
R_BY: ...
Pyrrha: ... Team RWBY?
Yang: The- The rest of us, Yeah ...
Blake: Pyrrha ... I- You look ...
Ruby: So you really are alive ...
Pyrrha: Yes. I- I believe I am at least. That or one of us has completely lost our minds.
Ruby: ...
Pyrrha: I heard that, uh, you managed to put the hurt on Cinder after she ... You know ... Killed me.
Ruby: I- Y-yeah.
Pyrrha: ...
Ruby: ...
Jaune: I think we should all have a seat now. Weiss, Pyrrha and I will tell you about what all has happened here, and we'll get you something to eat.
Weiss: C'mon honey. Let's get you out of that armor.
Pyrrha: Thank you Weiss. *Smooch*
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superiorsturgeon · 4 days
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Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss
Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!
Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?
Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!
Weiss: *lifts blindfold*
Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…
Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅
Weiss: …
Weiss: …Ruby…
Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…
Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!
Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.
Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁
Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???
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frishbi · 1 year
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Schneekos commission, they're doing a cute selfie! <3
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brokentrafficknight · 5 months
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With that out of the way. BEHOLD! Ship of Theseus!
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novankenn · 4 months
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You Don't OWN ME!
Jacques Schnee had come to Beacon on a mission. The being a huntress foolishness of Weiss was going to end, and he was here to bring her back to Atlas, back to the SDC. It was time for her to be the figure head of the family's company. Stepping off his private bullhead, he saw Weiss standing a little distance off, obviously waiting for his arrival.
Jacques: Weiss.
Weiss: Father? Wh... what are you doing here?
Jacques: Don't stutter, it is unbecoming of one of your station.
Weiss: My apologies father.
Jacques: As for why I am here. I have come to fetch you. There has been enough of this Huntress foolishness.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: Go pack you things. You are coming with me back to Atlas.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: I will not be repeating myself. Now hurry.
Weiss: Ah... no.
Jacques: What did you just say?
Weiss: I said no. I am staying here, I am staying with my friends, and I am continuing with my training.
Jacques: I SAID you are coming back to Atlas There is NO discussion!
Weiss: I said no.
Jacques: You are my child, and you will do as you are told!
Weiss: No.
As Weiss was standing her ground a public bullhead landed, allowing Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos to disembark. The pair saw Weiss, and proceeded to walk over to see what was going on.
Jacques: This is the LAST time I am telling you. Go and pack. You are returning to Atlas with me.
Weiss: No I am not. I am staying here.
Jaune: Weiss is everything okay?
Pyrrha: Is this man bothering you?
Jacques: This is a family matter. It is of no concern of either of you.
Weiss: Yes it does concern them.
Jacques: It does not. Now, go get your things, or we will be leaving without them.
Weiss: You don't own me...
Jacques: You are my...
Weiss: They OWN me!
Jacques chokes on his own spit as Weiss grabs Jaune and Pyrrha's hands. Weiss: (Giving her father a sinister grin) Father... this is Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc... my fiancees
Jacques: (Choking) WH...WH... WHAT!?!
Weiss: Don't stutter father, it's unbecoming. Oh, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Yes?
Weiss: I think it's time.
Pyrrha: Really? This soon?
Jaune: Time? Time for what?
Weiss: You think we can do it?
Pyrrha: Between the pair of us, easily.
Jaune: What are you guys going on about?
Jacques: En... Enough of these games! Weiss...
Weiss: Oh this is not a game... father...
Jaune: I'm confused.
Pyrrha: (Kissing Jaune's cheek) Don't you worry, sweetie... it'll all make sense when we start.
Jaune: Now I'm even more confused.
Weiss: I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, father... but if you had BOTHERED to contact me you would have found out that I am going to stop training as a huntress...
Jacques/ Jaune: Huh?
Weiss: And become a full time stay at home mom.
Jaune: WHAT?!?
Jacques: Urk... (grabs at his chest and grows pale)
Pyrrha: Let's go back to the dorm Jaune... we have a record to break.
Jaune: Oh god...
Weiss: Should we just break it together... or...
Pyrrha: Or?
Weiss: Each do it separately?
Pyrrha: Ohhhh.... I like that idea!
Jacques: Urk... Ack... Ahh... gaa... (collapses to the ground)
Pyrrha moves around to Jaune's other side, and with Weiss they start dragging Jaune away.
Jaune: God help me!
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ahn1zos · 7 months
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Weiss had a crush on Pyrrha canon in my head ❄️🍁
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helihi · 2 years
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While talking to a co-worker, I discussed the idea of leaving friendly fire to an unconventional type of dice.
Nora’s shirt references the Kardasims. (watermelon design)
Yang’s shirt reference
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y0urnewhyperfixation · 9 months
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they are canon girlfriends idk what youre talking about
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kaelidascope · 7 months
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POV you're Adam
anyway read my fic it's very funny
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toasterdrake · 3 months
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im officially back on my bullshit (schneekos figure skating au)
link to the fic
[art commission info in my pinned post]
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patchodraws · 17 days
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weiss has fallen for quite the catch !! (aka what if pyrrha had caught weiss in the emerald forest after their launch and actually became her teammate)
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 3 months
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Pyrrha: *Walks into RWBY's dorm carrying Jaune on her Shoulder* Good morning.
Jaune: Hey guys.
Ruby: hey ... What's going on?
Pyrrha: *Picks up Weiss, slings her over the other shoulder* Mine.
Weiss: H-hey! I still need to brush my hair!
Jaune: Just let it Happen Weiss. She'll let us go eventually.
Pyrrha: Mine. *She walks out with both Weiss on Jaune*
Weiss: Wait! Guys! Help!
Yang: ... You wanna fight her?
Blake: Pyrrha? Hell no.
Ruby: Yeah. Are either of you scared for Weiss? She'll be fine, Right?
Yang: Yeah, She'll be alright.
Blake: Frankly, I'm a little jealous of Pyrrha.
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superiorsturgeon · 1 month
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Schnarkos: Front Row Seats
Weiss: Good morning, Ruby! 😊
Ruby: Weiss! You’re glowing! And you’re…shorter…? 🤨
Weiss: Hm? Oh, I’ve decided to start wearing flats!
Weiss: *half turns and shows Ruby her new shoes* 😁
Ruby: They look great, but why the sudden change? You’ve worn heels ever since we’ve met! You’ve dropped like…four inches!
Pyrrha: *walking into the room* Oh, hello, Ruby! *steps forward to Weiss’s side and kisses her cheek*
Jaune: Hey, Ruby! *comes to Weiss’s other side and kisses Weiss’s hair*
Weiss: *turns to Pyrrha’s breasts at eye level on her left* Hello, Pyrrha~! 🥰
Weiss: *turns to Jaune’s breasts at eye level on her right* Good morning, Jaune~! 🥰
Ruby: Good work partner! You’ve strategically manipulated your height to your advantage!
Weiss: 😏
Jaune/Pyrrha: *confused in six-foot-tall*
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