#non irls i look like this

[ultimatefarter3000]

oh he butch as hell

#futurama #phillip j fry #butch #lesbian #when i’m in a dykeoff and my competition is phillip j fry… #non irls i look like this #in case you were wondering

[dailyfigures]

save me hatsune miku....hatsune miku...save me....

#shitposting on the figure blog feels illegal #just had to quickly make these.....this is what i look like irl btw #hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku #miku meme #vocaloid meme #me.txt #non figure

[puppyeared]

wanna see a magic trick? 🪄🎩

#YEAYYYY i like drawing this guy #now that i think abt it i cant remember the last time i saw a furry with tattoos.... ive decided not to think too hard about how it would #work but i think i like the idea of him getting playing card tats on his ears would be cool ^_^ #apparently anthro species on furth include birds and mammals and i think fish amphibians and reptiles are non anthro #so instead of whipping out doves he would make white butterflies appear out of his hat :o) #its sort of meant to tie in with the ruffles on his shirt resembling a butterfly!!! i thought id make it close to a swallowtail so #that way its easy to see at a glance. i think that would look really cool irl #he looks a lot like joker p5 now that i look at it... it wasnt intentional but the red eyes and black messy hair is obvious huh #oh but the way his hair curls in the front isnt strictly in one direction just so that its easy to draw lol. its meant to curl around his #hat brim a little bc i thought it would look cool #my art #myart #my oc #oc #sleight #laika's comet #laika's comet oc #fan character #furry #furry art #fur

[hella1975]

the thing about trauma and i think the reason im always more compelled by characters who lash out as a result of it instead of being made stronger by it is that it’s pointless. none of that shit happened for a reason. there’s nothing you’re supposed to do now that it happened. i can’t stand narratives that romanticise trauma bc the reality of it is that you went through that for no reason and you have to just deal and keep going. there’s nothing beautiful or brave about it. no one is writing you for it to mean something. it’s just… there

#like even good victims of trauma who do respond well and bravely and become better for it - none of that happened BECAUSE of their trauma #it happened bc of how they chose to respond to it. it happened because of THEM #trauma is inherently a non-human thing it cannot have emotions like bravery it cannot be personified #it’s just an object you carry with you and some people bear it better than others #i think a lot of people bc of narratives we see in media find themselves irl looking for some Great Purpose behind their trauma #like it had a point all along and some greater being is writing it in a concise way that makes narrative sense #but this is real life and it was pointless and im sorry that it didn’t mean a fucking thing. now get up and keep going #sorry if this is super negative lmao 😭

[tracle0]

Feast your eyes! My pride stars :)!

#pride stars #origami #paper craft #paper stars #handmade #arts and crafts #so it was my cities pride yesterday and I spent the ENTIRE month of July making these lil stars to give out to people! #it went really well actually #I was saying donations appreciated but not mandatory and some people looked so happy just to have some stars!!! #some people were SO generous too like oh my god???? #I think there was only one experience I disliked during the event where I was vaguely swarmed and people were helping themselves but #yknow we all get excited haha #got a really cute mushroom bracelet as a trade as well!!! #I have a fair few leftover - lots of aro and ace ones #couple of bi and a couple of pan #ZERO non-binary I should've made more!! #nd obvs some rainbow and trans cause I made the most of them #I'd say lmk if you're near me and you can have some but I am pretty sure none of you know me irl so you can't have any I'm afraid #oh also worth saying - I made the stars I could with the papers I had! Bought purple and pink but I did not try more complex flags cause #I mean. I couldn't really afford to haha? #maybe next year I'll try the lesbian flag too! #ok bye xx #trade-marked

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

#bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #joker out #im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point #hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨) #<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj #i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now #i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW) #only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert #NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭 #what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot #and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit #(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy #but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to #actively seek them out and you know go to a concert #im just too scared and awkward to do it #maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me #i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age #like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to??? #like i'd rather go with my friends #but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever #sooooo #not happening any time soon #maybe next yr?? but probably not #unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool #i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess #at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see #(you will know since it will have been posted) #a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home #my art

[yardsards]

clint mcelroy creating a dnd character: oh yeah, this bad boy can fit so much simple zest for life in him

#eliot posts #taz #the adventure zone #merle highchurch #zoox anthellae #ive not listened to graduation yet (and idk if i ever will) so idk if this applies to argo or not #i remember so little of amnesty and am only 10 eps into steeplechase so i can't speak for the non dnd campaigns either #it's funny how a lot of people's ttrpg characters often have common themes in them #me and my friend john from our irl dnd group were talking about that and it's like #alicia plays the most Friend Shaped girls imaginable. caleb's Cause Problems On Purpose. julia's are sassy and tend to do their own thing #john's are edgy in theory but extremely friend shaped and caring in practice. and i tend to play The Mom Friend. #not ALWAYS but pretty often. and basically always they're just really looking for human connection (whether they know/accept it or not) #even my goddamned PISS WIZARD is quickly careening towards mom friend territory??? somehow??? #very few people tolerate him so he's protective of those who do. even if it's mostly just a coworkers situation in the party #and most of the party is So Fucking Stupid #it's a very hilarious party composition overall. just 5 guys all thinking ''wow. what a bunch of freaks. good thing i'm normal :)'' #and the only one who is REMOTELY accurate in that assessment is the cleric whose catchphrase has quickly become #''hey. don't look at me. i just work with them.''

[toadallytickles]

Your feet just make me drool! I’d adore giving them a little attention! And the WAY YOU TICKLE is just mind melting and makes me very needy! Thank you so much for sharing hehe🙈🙈

Awsdfghjkl~! Shh~ (〃/ ▽ \〃) can’t just say that! thank you so much for the compliments and enjoying! Kinda hot that my feet have that kind of power over some of you~ :)c

#my first content in months lol #cooked this one up while just chilling in my room~ #I lotioned them for this~ 😋 #wish the gifs could’ve been longer to share my other reactions but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #yes it tickled. bye. #i just realized that it looks like I’m being vored by my onesie and I’m tickling it’s feet 😐 #my posts #toadpic #abc321 #answered #ask #non anon #feet #the pose #irl gif #irl tickles #tickling #tickle community #gif #tickles

[fluffypotatey]

computer, how do i blast a person with lasers from my mind because they said the fact that they haven't seen my character cry makes them too perfect

computer, how do i stop myself from throwing a table because i remembered them telling me that the best abuse example they had was trauma porn that explicitly demonstrated current abuse and not the after effects and i was too mad to respond to them

computer.....'puter do you hear me????

#I AM STILL PISSED #IT HAS BEEN 2 DAYS #they looked me in the eyes and asked 'i wasn't rude was i?' #AND MY POLITE ASS WHO HAS TERRIBLE SELF ADVOCACY AND COMMUNICATION SKILLS SAID: 'no! you're good! it's all good!' while i SEETHED #computer how do i shut off my non-confrontational polite manner mode? #computer is there a way for me to word my frustrations eloquently to irl people without sounding like i want to punch them? #COMPUTER!!! 'PUTER DO YOU HEAR ME????

[norsesuggestions]

the computer password is NOT: proper winter shoes

My winter shoes are broken, there is alot of snow outside atm, and i got money to buy new ones for christmas

I was so ready to start google for these shors right now that my hands started to type the sentence

"Proper winter shoes"

Instead of my password

Really ready for some new shoes!!

#talking lurker #proper winter shoes is difficult!! #the mystery of why swedish stores in SWEDEN sells winter shoes that are not water proof returned with a vebgeance at the irl store today #i was like.... but how do i know you are not just full of betrayal and broken promises of warmth? #you might just look warm but be non waterproof fabrik and then i eont be happy!! #what if these soles are not good to walk on ice?? #i will fall! #so i am gonna look online for the PROPER SHOES #so my feet will be warm and dry!! #blogkeeping

[whenthegoldrays]

Dear lord, please help my friends (I told them my story took place in the past and showed them this fashion plate and when I said 1837 they gaped at me and said they thought that it was/that I was going to say 1930s)

#like sir have you never seen a pre-ww2 period piece? did the women look like this in the 1930s sir? sir??? #I cannae lie though I enjoy giving my friends tiny shocks by enjoying time periods older than the 1920s #you think because I like jazz I’m stuck in the jazz age? think again 😏😃 #elly's posts #(these are obviously my non-Austenite friends) #(ngl I wish more of my irl friends liked Austen/period dramas/history) #historical fashion

[edenorisshitposting]

What if I returned to my deviantart roots and drew myself as a foxgirl?

#art #artists on tumblr #my art #sketch #doodle #illustration #digital art #procreate #me irl #I'm back to my cringe phase #don't judge me #still not a furry though #idk I'm trying to have fun with art #fox #foxgirl #(non sexualised) #this is what I look like offline #ears and all #am I cringe yet?

[incorrect-web-novels]

Listen, as someone with very limited knowledge of animation practices and terminology, I find it funny how we developed a hyper-realistic method of creating animation, even showing individual hair strands, only for everyone to immediately call CGI ugly. The Uncanny Valley and the love of artistic representations strike again, I guess

#not a quote #this is mainly about the svsss donghua tbh. their hair is SO detailed #also the extent of my IRL animation knowledge is that animators & mangakas are overworked. idk how or if CGI is related #so lmk if this post is in bad taste #donghua #animation #anime #cgi #I don't hate cgi tbh but I do prefer practical effects/non-CGI anime. esp with a distinctive art style #my posts #not a web novel #also the whole reason I got into anime/animation was bc I don't really like looking at IRL ppl for some reason #I kind of got over it but I do prefer to have the degrees of separation that animation provides tbh

[coffee-bat]

has any human ever actually seen a salamander irl btw

#they're like a cryptid to me #i've known about them since early childhood. i've known what they look like and that they live in the mountains. #i honestly really really wanted to see one as a kid #and i've been in the mountains so many times. hiking on non-touristy trails that should be okay for seeing wildlife. i've spent so much- #-time in the mountain woods and canyons and rivers and quarries #and never did it feel like a place where you could realistically see that thing #i know all the theory. i studied fucking zoology. i know it's just a normal ass amphibian #but for some reason i just. can't imagine seeing it? can't imagine it existing somewhere and just walking around like that in the woods #it feels like a mythical thing #hell it feels like i'm being gaslit by everyone saying they're common in the mountains #how is that thing common. how is that thing even there #my brain riots when i try to imagine a salander just being irl #y. you feel me #i don't know how to explain it they just feel like a fictional thing that you can't actually meet or see or touch #ramble #hello welcome to my Salamander Thing that i've never actually told anyone about lol #i have zoology autism 😔 #so i read everything i could on the topic since i could read and out of all the animals i learned about these fucking things just always- #-stuck out #like i'm reading a 'polish fauna' book and everything's normal and as expected then suddenly there's a bright yellow-black lizard there- #-that doesnt fit in with anything that lives here. what do you mean this thing exists HERE and youre telling me its common #where. where is it.

[thelaststarfalling]

Just ordered all the pieces for an epic Halloween costume 😌

#the main reason its baller #is that everything for it i can hopefully actually wear for non-costumey things too lol #so i can justify spending money!! #probably like 2 of you (and no one i know irl) would guess who it is lol #but ummmm the hint is that it's a country singer 👀 #i may post pictures once all the things come in!! #but that's assuming it actually looks good when all the disparate pieces are assembled LOL #p